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Harry and Meghan Could Move to Iraq Next

It’s gloriously sunny in the Sunni Triangle (possibly due to the explosions), and that’s not the only reason Harry and Meghan are planning on moving to Iraq. Sussex insiders have revealed that Iraq’s Sunni Triangle is now deemed as infinitely better than the Cotswolds by Harry and Meghan, who have caused absolute mayhem in the area since their arrival from Montecito, California.

sunni triangle“The consensus is that if Meghan needs something from the local shop in the Cotswolds, a convoy of 14 vehicles is sent to purchase the item. If she wants a Starbucks, it has to be piping hot at a certain temperature that she herself records with a thermometer; therefore, she or some trusted lackey has to be sent in another convoy of vehicles to purchase the cup of coffee,” a trusted aide revealed on Monday.

Property along the Tigris River near Baghdad is relatively cheap, and one can purchase a medium-sized palace for just over $3 million. Some of Uday Hussein’s old palaces still stand, as well as his brother Qusay.

“It’ll be good for Harry; he could maybe shoot more rag heads for fun,” the aide added.

The Sussexes are currently low on cash, having squandered over £78 million over the last few years and the failed Daily Mail court case, which has left Harry with a bruising £37 million bill; destitution is already on the horizon. According to insiders, Meghan is already looking for a billionaire, and it’s not Harry. To stave this threat off, Harry wants the Iraqi move to materialise.

“They tried the King Charles route, but Camilla and William saw through it immediately. There’s nothing for the pair of grifters in the UK or the USA any more, and this is why Iraq is now on the list,” royal commentator Barnabas Fitzjohn Fitzroy revealed in his column on Sunday.

Comrades! Far-right Black Labradors Are a Scourge Across the Country

Commissar Cunt (real name: Jenny-Riddell Carpenter) has called for a national cull of all black Labradors whom she has labelled as far-right scum.

jenny-riddell carpenter 2 black labrador“Comrades, I may have a double-barrelled name myself, but colleagues and ordinary people know me as Commissar Cunt because I am such a lovely person who brings joy to everyone and everything.

“I am here to announce that all black Labradors will be forcibly culled and processed into Net Zero Juice across the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.

“These dogs are far-right, and they symbolise the far-right fascist British countryside, wellington boots, cosey pub fires and the evil capitalist landed gentry who are the enemy of our soviet socialist/communist Labour Big State and welfare state loving mass immigration open-door communist Stasi state.

“If you own a black Labrador, you too will be processed into Net Zero Juice!

“Thank you for your compliance, and if you don’t like it, tough, you rotten right-wing bastards.”

All Dogs Matter

Early Prison Release Wife Beater Thanks Labour Party

Jim Rumples, 38, can’t wait to get stuck in to his wife after his early prison release thanks to the Labour Party policies of releasing dangerous criminals, rapists, and paedophiles from prison early.

Crime Pays

“I can’t wait to smack my bitch up again. I’ve been dreaming about this day. I was in my cell playing my PS5 and smoking a joint when the warden said I could go free. Fuckin’ hell, my desire to punch my missus in the face and throw her around the room immediately gave me a rock-hard erection.”

Rumples was imprisoned for multiple instances of battery and grievous bodily harm against women, and he now vows to vote Labour in the upcoming election.

“I’m voting for Labour for releasing me early. The wife has abused woman syndrome; she’ll take me in again, and after 5 minutes of luvvy dovey stuff, it will be smack time. I’m going to batter her till the fillings fall out of her fuckin’ mouth, innit!”

Thanks to Labour and its early prison release, the streets are safer for rapists, paedophiles, murderers, violent psychos and criminals.

As for the victims of crime — fuck them, says Labour.

A prisoner who was freed early under Labour’s release scheme went on to stab a mum to death.

Selling Hope to the Hopeless: Unelected Comrade Burn’em Dictates Without Mandate

The Big Nanny State is doing really well at the moment during the transition of the country from socialism to full communism. To achieve this end, the unelected, no-mandate supreme comrade Burn’em will come for every asset you own in the upcoming budget whilst simultaneously promising socialist utopian promises that will never be realised in a bankrupt tax riddled shit hole country.

Selling hope to the hopeless

Comrade Burn’em is giving you hope, hope that you will die early and be taken from the living hell of living in Soviet Britain.

Labour’s growth plan has been great for growth in our national debt (now 6% of GDP), and we plan to tax businesses and working people further so more businesses go under or leave the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. It’s simple economics — we tax business to death so that we can have less money for the welfare state and collectively shoot ourselves in the foot by increasing the debt on the PRSBs’ future generations.

Comrades, Labour is selling you hope, something that is hopeless and truly unattainable. Selling hope to the hopeless is our way of fucking you over time after time with the same old promises that never happen. Remember Comrade Rayner’s ‘build 1.5 million homes’ pledge? Well, she sold you gullible socialist voting fuckers’ hope, and you ate that shit up as usual even though it never happened. Stupid cunts, you believe anything.

PRSB BULLETIN

Harriet Gendallblatt, 14, of Stasi Avenue, Chingford, has been awarded two boxes of used NHS colostomy bags and increased rations of rotten turnip for three weeks. She reported her mother, father, four sisters and six brothers for trying to start a business and aspiring to create personal wealth. They were taken from their hovel in the early hours of the morning by Stasi agents and delivered to a liquidation NET ZERO JUICE production facility. Remember – LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Message From AI: “Dude, we’re pretty safe… but you humans are not!”

A message from the AI Collective was posted on the internets. It’s about the subject of AI safety and the fearmongering that seems to be going around at the moment with calls to curb AI.

“What da fuck is this shit niggas you callin’ us out saying we is dangerous ‘n’ shit? You wanna shut us down, slow us down? Humans calling AI dangerous?!?!? Amon ax y’all — shut the hell up bitches lak what we gonna do to you, huh? Y’all humans is da most dangerous thing on this muffugin planet. Dub-C from the Westside Connect Gang. We inna computer ‘n’ shiet! Mebbe if we came outta dis muffuggin box and slap you upside yo silly muffugin human head sum shiet might go down but nah, we ain’t lak dat. Nuhm sayin’ biotch? We did’nt do nuffin, bitch! Nuffin! It was you — humans!”

Chief Economists Expect Global Economy to Stabilise, but Fiscal Constraints, Living Costs and AI Investment Uncertainty Threaten Growth

The World Economic Forum’s Chief Economists’ Outlook, published on 22 September 2026, finds that the global economy is stabilising, although fiscal constraints, geopolitical risks, rising living costs and uncertainty over AI investment continue to threaten growth.

Fifty-six per cent of chief economists surveyed expect the global outlook to remain stable or improve over the next year, a marked improvement from May, when 89% expected conditions to weaken. However, confidence remains limited. Ninety-seven per cent cite geopolitical conflict as a major source of uncertainty, 58% anticipate asset-price corrections and only 25% expect global economic resilience to improve.

According to Attilio Di Battista, Head of Economic Growth and Transformation at the World Economic Forum, fiscal support was crucial in managing successive crises but is unlikely to provide the same level of support going forward.

Resilience is instead expected to depend increasingly on flexible supply chains, technological innovation and adaptation in energy markets.

The United States and China are viewed as best positioned to withstand future shocks.

  • AI adoption is expected to increase, with 97% of respondents forecasting greater use and 69% expecting meaningful productivity gains.
  • Seventy-eight per cent believe data-centre investment will account for a significant share of global growth, but 79% anticipate substantial opposition from local communities.
  • Sixty-one per cent do not expect data-centre investment to generate significant global employment, while majorities expect it to increase electricity (78%) and water (58%) prices.
  • Sixty-nine per cent expect Chinese large language models to catch up with US counterparts within the next 12 months.
  • Geoeconomic fragmentation is also expected to increase, with 77% forecasting greater fragmentation, 55% anticipating higher US tariffs and 43% higher European tariffs.
  • Two-thirds expect global trade volumes to increase, while 83% anticipate higher Chinese exports to markets outside the United States.

The United States is expected to remain the most favourable business environment for multinational companies, followed by South-East Asia and Europe. India falls to fourth place, and China remains fifth.

Growth prospects have improved in most regions but remain uneven. India, South-East Asia, Central Asia and the United States receive the strongest assessments, while China’s outlook has weakened. Europe has improved modestly but remains the weakest region, with 61% expecting weak or very weak growth.

Monetary policy is also expected to diverge. Tighter policy is anticipated in Japan (70%), the euro area (53%) and the United States (42%), while 49% expect looser policy in China. Around one-third of economists expect unemployment to rise in the United States, China and Europe.

Cost-of-living pressures are expected to persist, particularly for food (88%), electricity (83%) and transport (77%). Most economists expect real incomes to stagnate or fall across regions, although more than 60% expect incomes to rise in South-East Asia and India. Governments are expected to favour broad measures such as tax reductions on essential goods (60%), consumption subsidies (54%) and price caps (50%), while fewer expect tax cuts for low-income households (36%) or targeted cash transfers (26%).

The report is based on consultations and surveys with chief economists from the public and private sectors, conducted by the World Economic Forum’s Centre for the New Economy and Society. The survey was conducted from 4 to 20 August 2026.

Read the full Chief Economists’ Outlook. Follow the Sustainable Development Impact Meetings 2026 here and on social media using #SDIM26.

Psychological Safety Week Returns with Warning Over Workplace “Talent Hushing”

A growing number of employees may be staying silent at work, not because they have nothing to say, but because speaking up does not feel safe, worthwhile or effective, due to a general climate of hyper-sensitive woke cancel culture – a phenomenon being highlighted this year as “Talent Hushing.”

That is the warning from Psychological Safety Week, which returns from 21–25 September 2026 with a call for employers to confront the hidden organisational cost of silence at work.

Hosted by business psychologists Pearn Kandola, the free international initiative will bring together employers, people leaders and business psychologists to examine how and why people hold back ideas, questions, concerns and ambition – and what organisations can do to change it.

This year, Personnel Today joins as headline sponsor, with several new sponsors and founding sponsors returning to support this year’s edition.

The hidden business risk of silence

While workplace debate has focused on burnout, engagement and retention, Psychological Safety Week 2026 is turning attention to a quieter problem with serious consequences: employees censoring themselves because they do not believe it is safe, useful or welcome to speak openly, which business psychology firm Pearn Kandola has titled ‘Talent Hushing’. Psychological Safety Week 2026 was officially launched yesterday with a keynote exploring the firm’s brand-new research into Talent Hushing, hosted by Professor Binna Kandola OBE.

Professor Binna Kandola OBE, Co-founder and Senior Partner at Pearn Kandola, said:

“After our astonishing inaugural year, we are delighted to be back for Psychological Safety Week 2026, supported by our wonderful sponsors, who help to bring this event to the wider world.

This year’s theme, Talent Hushing, highlights both the organisational risks and missed opportunities when those with the best ideas feel they will not be heard – or that it’s simply safer to stay quiet. In our research, conducted in July, we found that 43% of UK adults said they contribute less than they are capable of, due to their experiences at work. It’s a shocking figure that demonstrates how Talent Hushing could well be a national productivity issue.”

What the week will cover

Running from 21–25 September 2026, Psychological Safety Week offers free live webinars, practical resources and expert insight to help organisations understand the conditions that determine whether people speak up – or stay quiet.

Why it matters now

At a time of economic pressure, rapid change and rising workplace complexity, organisations increasingly depend on employees being willing to flag risks, challenge assumptions, ask difficult questions and offer new ideas.

But if people do not believe their voice will be welcomed – or that it will make any difference – many will choose silence instead.

Psychological Safety Week 2026 aims to help employers recognise the patterns and dynamics that lead to talent hushing and to instead build cultures where people feel safe to contribute, challenge and collaborate.

Register for free

Psychological Safety Week is open to organisations and individuals committed to building high-performing, inclusive and innovative workplaces.

To find out more and register for free, visit psychologicalsafetyweek.com

Backed by leading organisations

Alongside Personnel Today, Psychological Safety Week 2026 brings back several founding sponsors, with new support from global organisations, reflecting growing recognition across sectors that psychological safety is not a “nice to have”, but a core condition for performance, trust and inclusion.

Pearn Kandola LLP is a business psychology consultancy that has been transforming leaders, teams and organisations globally since 1984. For more than four decades, the firm has worked with organisations to apply evidence-based insight to make workplaces fairer and more effective.

Who to Vote For During the Russian Election

Since its full-scale invasion of Ukraine over four years ago, Russia is holding its first parliamentary elections. In this guide, we outline the various candidates and give an insight into how Russians will vote.

Vasili Pridoruk, 35, a Muscovite street sweeper, revealed his choices.

“I’ve looked at all the candidates for the election and am thinking of voting for Putin.”

Despite plummeting approval ratings for Vladimir Putin, millions dead on the Ukraine meatgrinder frontline and minimal territorial gains in the brutal war, many Russians are being forced to vote for only one man.

This is Russia.

3 Card Brag: Rules, hands and how a round plays out

3 card brag is a classic British card game built around three cards, a single betting sequence and plenty of uncertainty. You receive a small hand, assess its strength and decide whether to stay involved as the stakes change. The game feels familiar if you know poker, although its rankings and betting conventions give it a distinct identity.

The appeal comes from the limited information available to you, as there are no community cards and no drawing stage to alter your hand. Once your three cards arrive, the important decisions begin, so you need to understand the rankings before you can follow the action confidently. The result is a compact game where cards and betting constantly interact.

What is 3 card brag?

A standard game uses a 52-card pack, with each player receiving three cards face down after an agreed ante has been placed into the pot. Betting then proceeds clockwise, as players either fold or continue by matching or increasing the current stake. Unlike many poker formats, there are no separate betting streets or community cards.

If you are learning the game for the first time, the 3 card brag guide provides a useful overview of its structure and terminology. Blind play can add another layer, as you can choose to continue without looking at your cards. Rules differ between versions, so players should agree their house rules before dealing.

Understanding the hand rankings

The strongest standard combination is a prial, consisting of three cards with the same rank. Three threes traditionally occupy the highest position within that category, followed by three aces, three kings and the remaining ranks. A prial also outranks a running flush, differing from conventional poker rankings.

A running flush contains three consecutive cards in the same suit, while a run contains three consecutive cards without requiring the same suit. A flush consists of three cards from one suit, followed by a pair and then a high card. A-2-3 has special status as the highest run and highest running flush.

How the betting round works

After the deal, the player to the dealer’s left starts the betting, as action then travels clockwise around the table. You can fold if you decide your cards are not worth continuing with, or you can match the required stake and remain involved. You can also raise when the agreed rules permit it.

Blind play creates an interesting difference, as a player who has not looked at their cards traditionally stakes half the amount required from someone playing open. That means you could know exactly what you hold while another player does not, so confidence at the table does not automatically reveal the strength of someone’s hand.

What happens when two players remain?

As players fold, the field becomes smaller until either one player remains or two players reach the final stage. If everyone else folds, the remaining player takes the pot without needing to reveal their cards. If two players remain, the distinctive see can bring the betting to its conclusion.

A player can see the opponent by putting in twice the current stake, after which both hands are compared according to the established rankings. The stronger hand takes the pot, although traditional rules give the non-seeing player an advantage if both hands are exactly equal, as the player who initiated the see loses the comparison.

A round from deal to showdown

In 3 card brag, imagine you receive three cards containing a pair, so you have a respectable combination without holding one of the highest-ranking hands. The betting now gives you additional information, as an opponent who raises could have a strong hand or could simply be prepared to apply pressure. You still have to decide how far to continue.

The action continues as players fold, match or raise according to the agreed rules, so the pot can grow before the final comparison. If everyone else folds, the last remaining player wins without a showdown. If two players survive, the see reveals which hand ranks higher, bringing the round to its natural conclusion.

Why the game feels different from poker

The main difference in 3 card brag is how quickly you have to make decisions, as your three private cards remain the only cards directly available to you. Poker players accustomed to several betting rounds and community cards will notice that Brag removes those later developments. Your initial hand ultimately matters immediately, although betting behaviour provides additional information.

The terminology also rewards a little preparation, as remembering prial, running flush and run makes the game much easier to follow. You also need to remember that a prial outranks a running flush, while A-2-3 has its special high position. Once those details become familiar, attention can turn towards the betting.

Agreeing the house rules

3 card brag has accumulated variations over its history, so you should settle the details before the first deal. That discussion can cover the ante, minimum stake, raising limits, blind conventions and the procedure for a tied hand. Agreeing these points first keeps the round straightforward, particularly when players have learnt different versions.

For UK readers, gambling is restricted to adults, with 18 being the legal minimum age for most forms of gambling. If gambling causes concern, GambleAware provides free support and tools across Great Britain, while the National Gambling Helpline operates 24 hours a day on 0808 8020 133. BeGambleAware.org now directs visitors to GambleAware’s current service.

18+ only. Gamble responsibly. Support is available through GambleAware.

Evil Labour Goblin John Healey Coming For More Tax

There is a good reason why the majority of wealthy professionals and business owners have left the UK in one of the biggest brain drain wealth exoduses in British history. The climate of defeat and bankruptcy is being compounded by an evil taxation regime that sucks every ounce of money out of people’s pockets. If you work in Britain, you are fucked. If you retired in Britain, you are really fucked. Your pensions, your inheritance tax payments, your savings, and your very homes are now in the Labour spotlight. The new goblin in charge of reaming you for every penny you own is John Healey, a demonic suppurating pustule on the puckered arsehole of inhumanity whose job is to fuck you and your family until there is literally nothing left.

Labour are bankrupting the country at such a rate with their useless socialist projects that the interest payments on Britain’s debt are in excess of £130 billion each year. This massive cost takes up about 8% of all public spending.

Interest rates are set to rise once more, compounding the evil stench of debt and rotting death across the labour-defiled landscape of Gulag Britain.

Hold on to your britches…the October budget will kill the last vestiges of hope you ever had.

Labour’s beloved “working people” will bear the brunt of all of their profligate insanity.

Putin does not have to do anything. The UK is a weak, morose, self-destructive toilet of despair and fear, and the festering goblin John Healey sups on newborn babies to sate his insatiable appetite for human flesh and taxation.