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Trump Trap and Kamala Harris is the Bait

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You have to hand it to the clever people behind the Joe Biden campaign for presidency, they are doing their best to lay a Trump Trap, and encourage the president into attacking their newly appointed bait, Kamala Harris, Biden’s running mate for the November election.

There are a lot of female votes out there, and a lot of female African American voters who will be voting Biden as soon as they can, especially if there is any nastiness thrown from Trump.

Trump Trap

“Trump can’t win our ace in the pack. If he says one word against Kamala, he is either a racist, or a chauvinist pig, or both. Many African Americans do not have a sense of humour any more and any form of criticism whether deserved or not means that the race card is pulled out. It’s the same thing with American women these days, black or white, the feminist card is another gauntlet that Trump will face. These days, even the slightest criticism of a feminist ’empowered’ woman will bring down hellfire from all quarters, that not many survive from. We’re talking mob rule by the sovietized Marxist automatons who we have indoctrinated so intensely, they do not and cannot see any other viewpoint, which intriguingly brings us onto our Democrat designed Cancel Culture. They will cancel Trump, and he may very well fall into their trap, hook, line, and sinker!” a prominent Democrat operative on Capitol Hill boasted.

So, what is the Teflon Don going to do now?

Being polite and gracious to this female bait could possibly have the Democrats tearing their hair out at the roots. To act in the opposite manner than expected would really put them off base. It is however unlikely that Trump would follow such action, as he is known to spit out whatever pops into his head at any time.

Additionally, just as there are in equal measure socialist Democrat women, there are Republican women, who are predominantly white, and would be weary of an African American woman superseding them purely on affirmative action terms and a cynical ploy to appeal to African American voters.

Normalization

It is very doubtful that Biden will survive another four years, especially as his cognitive abilities are at such a low level. Why should the first female president be black, many white women across America will say to themselves? What? Just because of affirmative action and ‘woke’ culture? Race is such a divisive element of American culture and politics that it is a curse that will never be lifted. Too much water has already passed under the bridge of history, years of pain and hatred, embedded, ingrained in the very fabric of America as a country.

This whole imbroglio is a quantum mess and who is to say if the Trump team have an adequate answer to any of it?

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We leave you with a satirical poem, kindly submitted to the Daily Squib by Professor Richard E. Vatz.

 

I’ve Got a Little List, With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

by Richard E. Vatz

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list;
Of society’s polarizers who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed

There’s the peacock-proud MAGA hatters who never question Trump,
And Never-Trumpers who would vote for any kind of lump;
All people who see politics from a single jaundiced side
Who cannot grant a single point and say all their foes just “lied”

And never do they argue points; they simply just insist;
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s the idiot news pundits who never change their themes
Who feud with everyone who brings up standard solid memes;
And the former funnymen and comic women who now are right or left-wing hacks
Who no longer are funny but get audiences to love attacks
You may put them on the list — you may put them on the list
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s “woke” actors and actresses who abjure the “actress” tier
And Hollywood predators who freely pinch a rear;
They all know that their left or right is simply right at that
But they are losing their audiences who see that they’re nothing but a brat

For all of them deserve to be put upon the list
For none of them be missed; I’m sure they’ll not be missed.

There’s the pestilential candidate who must have your money now
Who are up against a made-up deadline if not met will have a cow;
And they always say their opponents are made rich by evil donors
When their own supporters turn out to be even wealthier big owners.

And finally there are the Coronavirus experts who pontificate each day
With their dire forecasts or reassuring predictions that never go away;
They are sure as sure can be as to where the scourge is headed
But there are always states and countries whose facts leave the “geniuses” quite shredded

I’ve added them all to my ever-expanding list
I know they’ll not be missed; there’s no way any will be missed.

Professor Vatz is Distinguished Professor at Towson University and Author of The Only Authentic Book of Persuasion: the Agenda-Spin Model (LAD Custom Publishing, 2019) ) and the co-editor of Thomas S. Szasz: the Man and His Ideas (Transaction Publishers, 2017).

 

Some A-Levels Do ‘Ave ‘Em

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Bumbling around in the education system not knowing what the hell he’s doing — Gavin Williamson, or is that Frank Spencer, is causing quite a stir with A-Levels.

“Today I got an A, D, and C grade for my Physics A-Level. Thanks to the bumbling idiots in the Education Ministry, and that mumbling fool Frank Spencer, ahem, I mean Gavin Williamson, I get to pick and choose which grade I get. I can choose a meaningless A, a meaningless D or a meaningless C grade,” one happy student revealed.

Pick’n’Mix 

The fact that no employer will take any of the grades given today seriously is neither here nor there.

“You can take the estimated results of results on mock exam estimations which you may not have had, but Ofqual said something else, and while you are at university you can retake the meaningless A-levels whilst studying for a degree to add more pressure to your already grim future, or you can appeal to Ofqual about Ofqual and the triple-quadruple-quintuple lock system, adjusted from the Scottish exam results from yesterday..ooh! I’ve got myself into a real tizzy. We need to do another U-turn Betty, I’ve got my Ofquals in a real mix, A-levels and the lives of students. Let’s just give everyone A grades like last year, it’s decided then! Oh, I’ve just done a woopsie! I meant F — not A!” Gavin Williamson revealed today.

It has thus been decided that everyone will get A grades just like last year, and the year before, or there could be a major u-turn and everyone gets an F. They’re all meaningless anyway.

I’ve Got a Little List, With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

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Introducing a political satire poem, kindly submitted to the Daily Squib by Professor Richard E. Vatz.

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I’ve Got a Little List, With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

by Richard E. Vatz

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list;
Of society’s polarizers who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed

There’s the peacock-proud MAGA hatters who never question Trump,
And Never-Trumpers who would vote for any kind of lump;
All people who see politics from a single jaundiced side
Who cannot grant a single point and say all their foes just “lied”

And never do they argue points; they simply just insist;
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s the idiot news pundits who never change their themes
Who feud with everyone who brings up standard solid memes;
And the former funnymen and comic women who now are right or left-wing hacks
Who no longer are funny but get audiences to love attacks
You may put them on the list — you may put them on the list
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s “woke” actors and actresses who abjure the “actress” tier
And Hollywood predators who freely pinch a rear;
They all know that their left or right is simply right at that
But they are losing their audiences who see that they’re nothing but a brat

For all of them deserve to be put upon the list
For none of them be missed; I’m sure they’ll not be missed.

There’s the pestilential candidate who must have your money now
Who are up against a made-up deadline if not met will have a cow;
And they always say their opponents are made rich by evil donors
When their own supporters turn out to be even wealthier big owners.

And finally there are the Coronavirus experts who pontificate each day
With their dire forecasts or reassuring predictions that never go away;
They are sure as sure can be as to where the scourge is headed
But there are always states and countries whose facts leave the “geniuses” quite shredded

I’ve added them all to my ever-expanding list
I know they’ll not be missed; there’s no way any will be missed.

Professor Vatz is Distinguished Professor at Towson University and Author of The Only Authentic Book of Persuasion: the Agenda-Spin Model (LAD Custom Publishing, 2019) ) and the co-editor of Thomas S. Szasz: the Man and His Ideas (Transaction Publishers, 2017).

Putin Coronavirus Vaccine Contains Polonium

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In Russia, when the KGB/FSB say they’re going to vaccinate someone that means they’re going to make you disappear. This is why, when Vladimir Putin says he has a coronavirus vaccine, it should be taken with a pinch of salt, and a few drops of polonium maybe.

“I vaccinated the problem, it is now cured,” an FSB hitman revealed after giving their mark a dose of deadly poison.

Just as Stalin vaccinated 40% of the Russian population from living, during his reign of terror, so too does Putin hope to vaccinate many undesirables.

Claiming he even vaccinated his daughter, Putin gave a wry smile to the cameras on Tuesday.

Since her vaccination, Putin’s daughter has not been seen around, and many think she must have pissed her father off severely to be vaccinated with such speed.

“She was giving a bad name to him, so he had her vaccinated, now no one knows where she got to. First there was a problem, then it was given a vaccine, and the problem was cured. Living for some people is a problem, and for that, we always have a vaccine, a cure,” Anatoly Vodka, an FSB agent revealed, before he himself was vaccinated, and strangely not seen again.

Biden Goes For Black Vote With Kamala VP Pick

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After black members of the democrat party threatened to boycott Joe Biden if he did not pick a black woman for Vice President, it seems that Biden’s team finally capitulated to the blackmail, picking Kamala Harris.

Affirmative Action

“It was either that or more riots, and a Trump win,” one senior democrat said.

Gone are the days when candidates were actually picked for their ability.

Senator Kamala Harris will now be Biden’s running mate, building a solid support for the all important democrat black vote.

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Harris, the daughter of immigrants from Jamaica and India, will now put the Trump campaign further on the back-foot, as it is already deeply mired in a Covid malaise.

Harris will be the first woman and the first Black vice president if elected.

“What we have here is not only the first black VP but the first black female VP, and because we can’t see Biden doing a full four-year term, she’s going to be the first female black President of the United States, either Biden is going to pop his clogs before his term ends, or his already deranged spongified brain will give away completely, and he will be a vegetable. A lot of blacks are counting on that. Kamala will become president through the backdoor essentially,” an electoral observer revealed on Capitol Hill, Tuesday.

Last Stand at ANTIFA Corral

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There was real fear in the eyes of the spindly boys dressed all in black with face masks. This time it looked like there was no way out — it was a stand-off between ANTIFA and MAGA, and all exits were blocked.

Had the ANTIFA high command committed a major error by directing this particular Bolshevik brigade to the suburbs? There was confusion in the voice of one comrade as he suddenly noticed their flanks filled with bristling MAGA boys, and they looked way bigger than the effeminate soy milk drinking ANTIFA crew.

Fear quickly turned to pussy flapping terror as more MAGA troops converged on the tittering ANTIFA Bolshevik comrades in arms. One ANTIFA boy made a series of loose soy farts purely out of fear, but their commissar told them to stand their ground. That’s when the ditch beckoned, a mass of black clad ANTIFA and Old Glory carrying MAGA troops determined to protect their neighbourhood from any rioting or looting, piled in.

This was not the Battle of Gettysburg, especially with the almost comical ‘combat’ abilities of the scrawny ANTIFA troops. They were simply no match for these steak eating MAGA men who were pounding down on the ANTIFA crew as if they were pounding corn. One little ANTIFA boy stood up and threw a water bottle at a MAGA soldier, bouncing off his head harmlessly. It is doubtful that the MAGA man even felt the bottle ricochet off his vast head, as he took the boy, who probably urinated in his own trousers as he was put in a choke hold by very large arms.

During the great ditch battle, one ANTIFA coward, overwhelmed by the sheer force of the MAGA crew, took it upon himself to take out a knife. That’s when the Stars and Stripes upon a flagpole made a welcome entrance into the fight. The flag pole was used to push the knife away and the cowardly ANTIFA boy lost the fight, as did the rest of his crew.

That glorious battle on that particular day was a tiny example of what would happen if the designated domestic terrorist Marxist group ANTIFA tried anything significant. Testosterone and real masculine power wins every time when it comes down to the wire, plus American patriots are good shots, these people are practically born with Colts in their hands. By the age of five, if you can’t shoot a quarter thrown in the air from 100 yards, you ain’t shit.

ANTIFA communists would therefore not have a chance in a civil war, they would be wiped clean off the map, as would most American socialists who don’t even know what to do with those guns they hate so much. Bloodbath comes to mind.

The American communists should thus beware of wishing upon a civil war, because when it comes, they’ll be the first to die.

Ironic That BLM ANTIFA Heroes Karl Marx and Engels Thought Blacks Closer to Animal Kingdom Than Whites

The communist heroes of Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA – Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels – were avowed racists who not only resented ‘lazy’ Mexicans but thought black people were closer to animals in opposition to the highly evolved biological nature of white people.

“Manifesto of the Communist Party”

Isn’t it ironic to see the communist flags flying at ANTIFA and BLM protests/riots and to hear the idiotic sputum spewing coming from one of the BLM founders, Cullors, that she is a trained Marxist is additionally hilarious to behold?

Have these morons not read Das Kapital or any of the letters that Marx wrote to Engels where blatantly racist statements against blacks and Mexicans are casually bandied about?

The proof of the pudding is in the eating, BLM and ANTIFA are replete with illiterate idiots who have not even bothered to read the literature of their supposed heroes that they tout at every opportunity.

Writing to Engels, in reference to his socialist political competitor Ferdinand Lassalle, Karl Marx wrote:

It is now completely clear to me that he, as is proved by his cranial formation and his hair, descends from the Negroes who had joined Moses’ exodus from Egypt, assuming that his mother or grandmother on the paternal side had not interbred with a n*gger. Now this union of Judaism and Germanism with a basic Negro substance must produce a peculiar product.

Engels equally expressed Marx’s racial language and disdain when describing the qualities of ‘n*ggers’ holding qualities closer to the animal kingdom than highly evolved whites.

In 1887, Paul Lafargue, who was Marx’s son-in-law, was a candidate for a council seat in a Paris district that contained a zoo. Engels racially commented that Lafargue was tainted by “one-eighth or one-twelfth n*gger blood.”

In a letter to Lafargue’s wife, Engels wrote:

Being in his quality as a n*gger, a degree nearer to the rest of the animal kingdom than the rest of us, he is undoubtedly the most appropriate representative of that district.

It seems communists are just as racist as their opposite in the political spectrum — the fascists. Both ideologies are extremities of the political frequency, and have condemned 100s of millions of people to death.

Whoever is really pulling the strings of BLM and ANTIFA behind the scenes must be giggling their ass off every day. I mean you are getting these people to supposedly protest against racism and do it in the name of Karl Marx, who is probably laughing his ass off in hell as well. Useful idiots or not, the BLM mobs have been taken for fools in the most embarrassing way.

What about Chinese Maoist communists, they love black people, right?

Sure they do, that’s why Africans are denied entry into restaurants or hotels, and treated worse than animals in Guangzhou province.

 

So, why do ANTIFA and BLM hold the Chinese communist flag up high? It’s quite obvious that they are manned by stupid people who do not know what they are doing, whilst all the while, the Chinese communists are laughing at them.

Frankly, it’s embarrassing that these supposedly ‘anti-racism’ groups have adopted heroes and political systems created and run by avowed racists.

One can only conclude that BLM and ANTIFA are sham organisations and anyone who supports these groups does not know who is truly pulling the strings behind the scenes, using misguided ill-educated people as pawns in a way bigger game than they can ever comprehend.

Somehow, despite the evidence, it is highly unlikely we are ever going to witness a Karl Marx statue being toppled by BLM or ANTIFA mobs any time soon.

Former Prince Harry in American Earthquake Shocker

Poor former prince, Harry, has been embroiled in another drama, this time thankfully nothing to do with his wife, Meghan but a 4.2 magnitude Californian earthquake.

According to reports, the prince’s head was shaken to the left and to the right, and there was a sound much like a little pebble in a bucket as his head went back and forth during the length of the tremors.

“The former royal was shaken. We had to send for a physician as we were worried about the sound emanating from inside Harry’s skull. When the doctor eventually came and examined Harry, he firmly concluded that the rattling sound was caused by the former prince’s miniscule brain moving around the large empty skull area,” a concerned servant revealed.

Dr. Saul Hyams MD, revealed his prognosis of the situation.

“I would have to have the patient undergo x-rays first before making a conclusive diagnosis, however with the current evidence, what we have rattling around Harry’s skull is a miniature brain, I estimate the size of an acorn. Thus, when the patient moves his head abruptly, there is a rattling sound much like a die being thrown in a casino.”

There are never any earthquakes in England of any note, therefore this deficiency has never been addressed before, although the former prince’s intelligence quota results may have subtly alluded to the issue beforehand.

Harry and Meghan are currently holed up in a new Californian Santa Barbara mansion gladly bought for a cool £15 million. Harry’s dad, Prince Charles is said to have paid for it all.

Meanwhile, the doctor has advised Harry to wear a helmet at all times to protect his miniature brain, especially as there may be aftershocks.

What Determines the Cost of an Automobile Catalyst

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The price of a catalyst doesn’t always depend on the car brand. Sometimes engineers install inexpensive converters in the exhaust system of premium vehicles and vice versa. You can easily find both cheap and pricey catalysts for your car model. The cost mostly depends on the characteristics, condition, overall amount of precious metals, and the manufacturer of a particular catalyst.

Pricing Variables of a Catalytic Converter

It is important for any driver to understand clearly, what determines the cost of a catalyst. The higher standard, the higher price, and more precious metals are contained in the device. Nowadays, the highest concentration is typical for Japanese and German models.

The price is determined by the following factors:

  • the market for which a particular model was designed;
  • car brand;
  • car class;
  • engine capacity;
  • fuel type (gas or diesel).

If you are going to buy a used catalytic converter, look for any signs of wear and tear. Remember, that a converter in damaged condition can damage your engine. Besides, the metal coating burns out over time, and the converter becomes useless.

How to Pay Less for a Catalyst

Catalysts are an integral part of your vehicle. In many countries using a car without one is prohibited, but technically an automobile can be operated in this way. That is why many car owners tend to remove a catalyst in order to save money, but this is not the most optimal decision. Remember, that your vehicle emits toxic compounds and will fail the next technical inspection.

But there are some ways to pay less for a catalytic converter. First of all, it is always better to look for car parts and any other stuff on the Internet rather than visit offline stores. How many good car parts shops do you know in your city or town? A global network provides you a chance not to be limited. For example, visit autocatalystmarket.com/us/en. This website is popular with drivers caring for their vehicles. Here you can easily find a good catalyst for an affordable price.

There are two major types of catalysts: bolt-on and universal. The price of the second one is lower, so if you need to save more money for replacing the converter, you should choose this variant. In addition, it is easier to install a universal catalyst, as it has no pipes and flanges of bolt-on parts. From the functional point of view, there is no difference.

It is not always needed to replace the whole node, sometimes it is enough just to buy a new internal element for your old catalyst. Consult a car mechanic on whether such a replacement is relevant in your case.

Image by Ryan McGuire from Pixabay

Germans Closing Some Schools After Teacher Catches Coronavirus

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This coronavirus is an unrelenting monster that moves forward consuming its prey without morals or mercy, and as schools opened in some districts in Germany, they are closing just as quickly. The coronavirus is infecting teachers, and students alike, within the state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania.

The efficient nature of German systems means that officials act decisively and quickly to eliminate further risks.

In the UK there has been a major up tick recorded of COVID-19 cases today to 1,062 since June 25.

Despite the increase in cases relating to a second wave, the deluded government is still adamant that schools should re-open in September because of economic panic. In America, the situation is worse.

Bettina Martin, the regional education minister for Mecklenburg-West Pomerania told the Telegraph: “We said that from the start there would be suspected cases in schools.

“As long as the coronavirus has not been eliminated and there is no vaccine, we have to deal with it.

The protection of pupils and staff comes first.”

The efficiency of the Germans in handling the deadly coronavirus pandemic however has not been seen with the dilly-dallying of the British government and officials.

As much as we agree with Boris on most things, his stance with schools, is frankly panicked and rushed.

Yes, we must all function as before the Chinese Virus struck, but with precautionary measures in place, and a valid distance learning solution, there does not have to be an adverse affect to children’s education or mental psychology. Until a viable solution is found to counteract COVID-19, the risks of mass death will stand in all areas of society.

Carefree youths fuel global rise in virus infections

Unfortunately, we suspect Boris is being pushed and advised by officials and ‘experts’ who are panicking purely due to economic data. These officials are rushing the opening of schools despite there being no solution in sight, and the coronavirus could be with us for the next thirty to forty years. Do not panic, Boris, the game has simply changed, and with careful planning you could use this to your advantage, and change a failing educational system into something way more efficient and useful.

There are multiple alternative solutions to this problem, and simply throwing the cannon fodder (children and teachers) at the enemy thinking everything will be all right is not one of them.

The people who are all denying anything is happening right now, and not preparing for future waves will be the first to die. All the people who are having parties and dancing on the beaches will not survive what is coming. These deniers will all die, one way or another. There is no point in trying to reason with these people, much like dealing with flat-earthers, it is better to let them get infected and die.

You can survive though, although it is getting late in the day right now, you still have a chance of keeping your family safe if you prepare for what is to come.

If everything was all right, would the Queen still be in a state of extreme lockdown? Her Majesty does not plan on poking her head out of her palatial shell any time soon. The royals know very well what is going on.

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