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Dear Refugees: Do Not Bother Travelling to the UK Any More There is Nothing Left Here

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The streets are not paved with gold for refugees, there are no jobs even for Westerners, freedom of speech is dead, and if you come here you will soon wish you never made the perilous journey from your home.

Do Not Come to the UK

Do not believe the stories you may hear about everything given to you for free, because those days are all gone. The NHS is sadly a ghost of what it once was. It is now so overcrowded, especially with the COVID-19 pandemic that waiting lists for minor operations are now backdated by five years, if you’re lucky. The Benefits system is so oversubscribed that it is near collapse.

You will not get a job here in the UK, in fact many people born and bred here cannot get a job right now, especially after half of industry has been shut down because of the coronavirus.

If you are coming to the UK because you think you will be given housing and loads of money to spend, you have been misled, dear refugee friend, the reality is very much one of extreme poverty and a voucher for £16. There is little or no housing stock even for British people, and you and your family will be put in cells in a locked refugee centre for years until you are eventually processed for deportation.

The UK is not the land of milk and honey that the traffickers tell you, for refugees it is a cold dark pit where your will to live will be beaten out of you daily.

The winters in the UK are cold, dark, wet and miserable, and if you are in a large city there are no friendly faces, no one talks to each other, if you say ‘hello’ to a stranger they may even call the police on you. There will be no warmth, no money and little food, so you may try begging in the streets. Eventually the police will get you, and if they continue catching you, they will put you in prison.

Things have also changed regarding the famous Western ‘freedom’ and ‘justice’ you may have heard of from others. It is mostly gone now, and there is a form of global communism being pushed by very rich globalist overlords, who are aligning the West with China. These globalists are however encouraging refugees to make dangerous journeys to the West because they are using you as pawns to destabilise Western democracy. Therefore, do not bother coming here if you want any form of justice or freedom, that all disappeared years ago.

The COVID-19 pandemic has wrecked Western economies, therefore many businesses are going out of business, and there is little money to go around. Forget about getting a job and beware of the Eastern Europeans promising you gainful employment as well, you may just find yourself blowing thirty sailors a day whilst imprisoned in a tiny room behind a locked door guarded by an armed thug.

Do not come to the UK dear refugees, please stay where you are, it is not worth the dangerous journey. You will regret it for the rest of your life. What you see and read on the internet is a mirage, a big lie. It is better to live your life content in your own country.

Welcome to Hell On Earth

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Contrary to myth, a hell does exist, a certified hell on earth is as sure as a divine slap in the chops by almighty Satan and his minions, all running around today right now on the beaches of the South of England, supping deliriously on the souls of thousands of willing lemmings.

This hell on earth exists and is very real, amongst the searing heat and foul stench of armpits and crotches, the sweat dripping over everything and everyone. Add into the mix, the equally satanic ingredient of a deadly virus that will no doubt eventually murder in cold blood multiples of these willing victims, who will descend into the bowels of the etheric hell once they pop their mortal coil. There seems to be a delicious air of danger present amongst the odour of deep fried food and sweat glands excreting the virus all over the place.

Every space in this hell is occupied, and the sight of the sacrificial offerings to Beelzebub are a delight to his vertically slit reptilian eyes. Souls offered to him with such ease are a rarity, and Satan sups on this mass of foul eager cattle with gusto.

Hell is definitely this place on earth, and no sane mortal would ever dare to venture into such a crowded sweating diseased fuck hole as this without some form of insanity, and there’s definitely plenty of that going around these days. Mass insanity of the sheeple masses is a dirty thing to watch from afar, because it implies that these lemmings have absolutely no control over themselves, they are animals, unable to control the most basic of instincts, and for this they ultimately will pay a huge price.

Lucifer licks his raspy tongue over his parched red lips as he tastes the future deaths of many of these automatons, knowing full well that within a few weeks many of them will be in hospital beds gasping for breath, and he’ll be waiting eagerly with his pitch fork to push them through that little doorway into his realm, sizzling pork cutlets in his dastardly satanic stir-fry.

It’s all too easy these days…

Why is Michelle Obama So Depressed?

The trials and tribulations of a former first lady are probably far-reaching and complex, and it is this complexity we can see in Michelle Obama, a woman who once had it all but now is a mere footnote in history.

Gone are the $80 million vacations paid for by the predominantly white taxpayer, the thrill of taking ‘whitey’ for every penny by using Air Force One to fly to Africa and back on a whim are now a distant memory.

Michelle’s famous Spanish holiday with about 60 hangers-on cost the American taxpayer in excess of $120 million, staying in the most lavish hotels and taking up whole wings for her massive entourage.

Michelle has thus been relegated to making vomitus saccharine ‘woke’ propaganda programs for the Netflix streaming service, and listening to Barack go on and on about his amazing achievements whilst in office. There’s only so much one can listen to someone talk about gay reforms and transgender issues.

Michelle himself, is happily transgender, and has had enough of all the controversy surrounding something that for her is quite routine. She simply wants to move on from this divisive issue that has even brought pain onto socialist darlings like J.K. Rowling.

“We need to move on from these distinctions. I am a woman, even though the length and girth of my cock is three times that of Barack’s. He always teases me about that in bed, but I always show him who is boss later on. I competed in the ladies shot put contest last year in Arkansas with the Clintons on vacation. Hillary could barely pick the ball up, and dropped it on her toe crushing it like a pretzel. I on the other hand threw the steel ball so far, it took 15 minutes walk to recover the thing. Let’s say I won the prize that time, much to the chagrin of the other ladies. Sore losers much?”

What could possibly be causing this depression in Michelle, especially after she achieved so much during her tenure as first lady in the White House?

Psychologist, Megan Malarkey, revealed her theory on the depressed state of Michelle Obama: “Depression comes in many forms, and I believe Michelle is simply depressed because of the loss of power and using other people’s money. Imagine being ferried everywhere in limousines, helicopters and Air Force One and then it all suddenly stops. The huge vacations where she brought all her friends, relatives and cleaned out luxury hotels of their silver, bath towels and bibles. Those days are all gone, and Michael misses it all. It’s a sort of sentimental depression, much like remembering a really enjoyable vacation but eventually coming back to reality and your old boring life. I suggest that Michelle starts taking drugs to counteract the depression, cocaine and maybe a little meth would pick her spirits up just fine. She needs uppers, no opioids though, they’re downers.”

Whatever happens to Michelle in the future is up to her, and only her. Cheer up Michael, look forward to a positive future.

Auntie Gets Nasty – Sends Bailiffs Around to Over 75s to Enforce TV Licence

There once was a time when the BBC was affectionately called ‘auntie’ but it seems those days have passed and now auntie is just a nasty mean parasitic cunt, especially when the bailiffs are sent in to ransack your elderly grandma’s home.

Previously, over 75s were given a reprieve from paying the hated yearly BBC TV licence tax, but things changed recently when the BBC decided to wipe the exemption for TV viewers who are over 75. The BBC is now punishing the elderly for daring to vote for Brexit.

The BBC is now hiring 800 specialist staff to deal with the pensioners, and if they do not comply, to have bailiffs sent around to their homes where they will ransack and take any furniture they find to make up the cost of the licence fee.

It seems the price to keep the likes of people like Gary Lineker in millions per annum for their salary is a high one, and old age pensioners are the ones now who are going to pay that price.

Maureen Ovaltine, 85, had this to say to the BBC when she heard the news of bailiffs coming around to her home: “They can come, but they may not leave alive! I don’t mind going to prison at my age either.”

Pensioners, already a much persecuted group are already robbed by various methods by the government so the BBC robbing them further is just another notch in the post of agencies milking them for whatever they can get.

Legally, TV Licence inspectors have no right to enter any property, therefore refusing entry and ignoring them is the best policy, however if bailiffs obtain a court order to recover a debt they can enter a property.

The BBC these days is full of repeats of repeats, socialist ‘woke’ propaganda, and crappy celebrity cooking shows and is not fit for purpose any more. Auntie should be sent to the crematorium and reduced to ash. Sorry Auntie, but you are not a public service of any value any more, good riddance.

Children Are Humans Too

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To say that children are immune to COVID-19 is a grossly ignorant statement. They have the exact same biological makeup as adults, and their immune systems although generally more resilient than older adults are still susceptible to viruses, especially via asymptomatic transmission.

An airborne virus nests in the olfactory system, and children have noses just like adults have noses. They also touch their faces more, put their fingers in their mouths, rub their noses, fidget more than adults in general. It is therefore a certainty that innocently, children are primary spreaders of COVID-19, or the common flu. Children, are humans, and have ACE2 receptors, much like adults do.

Depending on the genetic factors of each human, adult or child, the COVID-19 pathogen reacts differently in each case irrespective of age since as humans we are essentially made up of the same biological materials. Therefore, some humans, young or old, may be infected with COVID-19 but not show symptoms yet spread to others through their breath and touch, whereas as others may become sick, either mild or with increased intensity. The key is in dosage of viral load as well as other variables like underlying  conditions and general health. If a child receives a huge dose of the viral pathogen which begins replicating in the body, it is certain they will get sick as much as an adult in the same situation, taking into account genetic and other biological variables.

It is only logical, and basic common sense then, that during a global pandemic, which is a very serious emergency, that forcing children to be put into enclosed spaces with other children is an exercise in futility, and will cause further spread of the deadly pathogen COVID-19.

The irrational and irresponsible diktats of officials more concerned with economic matters is a clear sign of panic in government more than anything else. Alternatively, one could also postulate that opening schools is part of a malevolent plan to accelerate the spread of the Covid-19 virus further into the population.

The r0 value will thus rise at an exponential level once the increased footfall of schools opening occurs. Vulnerable children, and adults, who are all human, with the same biological makeup will eventually succumb to the airborne virus.

CHILDREN ARE HUMANS.

Schools Opening Pubs Closing is a Scientific Experiment

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There is only one reason you would open schools and close pubs simultaneously — this is an experiment to see if more people die from the virus and the r0 level rises with each variable.

If it were safe, both schools and pubs would be open at the same time, however government appointed experts want to experiment on children and teachers to see what will happen.

Do you feel safe for children, or teachers or parents to be part of a scientific experiment where the results are unknown?

The experts are therefore uncertain as to how many people will die, even though many studies have shown that opening schools increases the infection r0 rate because children are highly potent superspreaders of the virus.

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The Covid-19 virus is transmitted through regular speech and breathing via miniscule aerosol particles and can stay airborne within enclosed spaces for more than an hour. Furthermore, the virus can enter the body through the eyes/mouth as well as the olfactory system.

With schools forced to open amidst a global pandemic, there is no other reason than to surmise that this is an experiment on children, which could also adversely affect teachers and parents/carers.

Schools are fraught with transmission risks, he said, from bus rides to indoor crowds that can hasten spread – cafeterias, gyms, locker rooms, theaters and indoor swimming pools. And schools often spark respiratory disease and influenza season with infected children bringing viruses home. This will allow COVID-19 to grow and spread to areas where it’s caused little disruption so far. SOURCE

Resources should thus be concentrated on increasing levels of distance teaching methods and efficiency in educational programs for children. Concentrating purely on core subjects like English, Maths and Science (physics/chemistry/biology) would in fact strengthen educational standards.

It is understandable that mental health would be adversely affected by distance especially for children, therefore online learning should also inculcate an element of psychological care, as these are times of extreme pertinence.

Those who limit their time in enclosed spaces or proximity with other humans will have a greater chance of survival whereas those who don’t will eventually perish. These are the very simple laws of Covid-19.

Biden Says He’s Ready For the Election in 1987

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Speaking to reporters on Monday, the presidential candidate for the Democrat party, Joe Biden said: “I am ready for the election and will beat Trump hands down. Remember to vote Joe Biden in this year’s 1987 election to be held on Christmas Day, zabub, tiizzziarbon, lill iy iy iyiy iy…Ya yay ayayyayy!”

The reporters did not want to embarrass Mr. Biden, so they just nodded their heads in agreement.

“I got news for you folks, when I become president of Bulgaria in 1989, I will give every person a free hot dog, with relish, maybe some mustard, and don’t forget the catsup. Call Lenny! Bung hole magic lines. Reet petite, Napoleon Bonaparte he was a mean sumabitch. I just caught the ball! Path to the millionaires doorstep all six at a time! Are you my grandma? I’ll be your granddaughter..either that or a smooch on the lips! Pepperoni on mine please, devil may try, I gotcha for El Presidente!”

Uncle Joe Biden seemed to be going at his speech at a hundred miles an hour.

“Tortilla cup and an apricot samwich! Mayo clinic got’s a lotta mayo, lettuce with that? Or maybe let us pray! Fork and spoons, fork and spoons, ma mama say on the toilet, or was that forty niners, take me to the pier and spank my red butt with a cauliflower soup handle. Tampa, I love that place. We’re going where? Votes for my spank, delirium in the hose pipe, ooh gotta do the callisthenics!”

When asked by an eager CNN reporter whether he will win the election, Biden got angry.

“I’ll win the brocade, party time in html language. Kiss my erect pencil I just won the prize of all and you need a licence for that gun! Who told you to come here without a licence? Arrest that woman man thing. Secret service pop pop gum, cherry flavour semolina drips!”

Leading Chinese Scientist Confirms COVID-19 Dispersed From PLA Lab

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A leading virologist, Dr. Li-Meng Yan who was one of the first scientists to study the outbreak of the coronavirus has revealed that the COVID-19 virus was possibly deliberately released from a laboratory linked to the People’s Liberation Army (PLA).

Speaking during a live-stream interview with Taiwan News Agency Lude Press, Dr Li-Meng said: “At that time, I had clearly assessed that the virus came from a Chinese Communist Party military lab.

“The Wuhan wet market was just used as a decoy.”

She stressed that when she reported her findings to her superiors, she was not taken seriously and ignored.

This brave woman fled the communist regime of China to reveal to the world the truth about COVID-19 and the CCP/WHO cover-up in December 2019.

She fled Hong Kong where she was based after warnings were made that if she continued her stance on her findings that she would be made to disappear by the Chinese Communist Party.

 

In China, people can be completely erased by the authorities, their names, their complete history and documents are destroyed even digitally, and they are murdered in cold blood after being incarcerated in secret CCP locations. There are no court cases, no appeals, and no mercy, people are simply erased from the map as if they never existed.

It is very lucky that Dr. Li-Meng Yan was able to escape with her life and able to reveal the truth about the coronavirus.

The world would have been a completely different place today if the CCP and WHO had revealed that the coronavirus was transmitted human to human three weeks earlier than they did. There would have been tighter measures to stop the virus spread across the globe.

If conclusive evidence proves that the virus was released from a lab controlled by the Chinese Communist Party’s military wing, then it would be an act of war.

Not only did the cover-up allow the virus to spread far and wide globally but it is possible that it was a weaponised strain of SARS that was meant to spread globally to cause as much death as possible, benefiting Chinese expansionist plans.

Slick Willie Bill Clinton: “I did not have orgies with those women on that island!”

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The video evidence doesn’t lie, and these clips may one day make their entrance on the internet. Unsealed court documents at the Ghislaine Maxwell hearing reveal that former president, Bill Clinton was fervent user of the Epstein island and its many amenities.

Are we going to get another Monica-esque speech from Slick Willie stating emphatically that he was never near the island, and did not have ‘sexual relations’ with those young women despite the blatant evidence?

The fact is, because Bill Clinton’s a Democrat, he could rape five women in a Walmart, filmed by shoppers and their mobile phones and still get away with his crime. In fact, the American media would probably praise him on his prowess. If anyone else were to commit such crimes, then all hell would break loose.

These are protected individuals, and are effectively above the law, so there will be no repercussions for Bill Clinton however sobering the evidence is.

“Democrats are above the law in America, and the media bias is so great that they can get away with literal murder on TV. Rioters can loot and shoot people, and this is deemed as peaceful protest by the socialist leaning media. If Bill took his cock out and sprayed the face of some unfortunate woman in public, he would be praised and the woman would be called a Republican fascist,” one former Democrat voter revealed after reading the lurid Clinton details.

One has to remember there is never any middle ground in American society or politics. It is either an extreme left or right stance, black or white, hot or cold.

What about Hillary Clinton? What is Hillary doing now?

Schools Reopening: Teachers Will Become Infected With Covid-19

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Children are little power houses of infectious diseases and viruses, and even though they may not show any outwardly signs of infection, they are superspreaders who will carve a massive hole in the teaching staff of any school that dares to try to open its doors in September. The SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) will have a field day with teachers.

A study from Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children’s Hospital of Chicago discovered that children younger than 5 years with mild to moderate COVID-19 have much higher levels of genetic material for the virus in the nose compared to older children and adults. SOURCE

One has to feel for the poor teachers, who may be over 40, have a debilitating illness (known or unknown), or may be reasonably healthy, on the front lines, stuck in a heavily condensation ridden classroom with poor ventilation on one of those cold wintery days.

Since the virus is airborne, it is only a matter of time before the molecules of virus are inhaled deep into their nasal tracts where they reproduce, then move into the lung tissue with their evil looking tentacles. The virus also causes blood clots, and damages heart tissue permanently, even affecting the brain.

A Summer Camp Took Almost Every Precaution. The Majority of Kids Still Got COVID-19. SOURCE

Primary and Secondary schools will naturally see the teachers falling like flies, however Primary schools will be more dangerous because the younger the child, the stronger the strain of virus package delivered upon the teachers.

Children are of course not immune to becoming severely ill from COVID-19 and there have been numerous cases of them succumbing to the effects of the virus.

Children, teens and young adults are at greater risk for severe complications from COVID-19 than previously thought and those with underlying health conditions are at even greater risk, according to a study co-authored by a Rutgers researcher. SOURCE

In Britain, many Secondary school children use buses to get to school and back. Buses have very poor ventilation and are perfect incubation spaces for the COVID-19 virus to spread.

Wearing N-95 rated masks do help to some extent, however the pathogen can also be spread through the eyes.

Coronavirus can enter your eyes either through a form of aerosol transmission. This can happen when particles are propelled by somebody with the virus coughing or sneezing. Alternatively, if you have the virus on your hands from touching a contaminated surface and then touch your eyes, you can infect yourself. SOURCE

When schools open, traffic increases, human footfall increases, and there is an increase in transmission because of these factors.

There are many parents who will meet the same fate as the teachers, as eventually they too will become infected by their own superspreader children. You may think you are healthy, however those ACE2 receptors in your body do not care if you did your sit-ups this morning, they will be used by the virus to spread into your body damaging your internal neurological and respiratory systems and causing permanent damage to your internal organs.

Older Children Spread the Coronavirus Just as Much as Adults, Large Study Finds The study of nearly 65,000 people in South Korea suggests that school reopenings will trigger more outbreaks. SOURCE

Many parents in the UK are overweight, or diabetic, or have other forms of illness. Some of these parents who are begging for their children to return to their classrooms purely because of selfish reasons will no doubt succumb to the COVID-19 virus eventually and find themselves on a ventilator fighting for their lives. All because they could not be bothered to assess the risks for themselves or their own children.

Schools are fraught with transmission risks, he said, from bus rides to indoor crowds that can hasten spread – cafeterias, gyms, locker rooms, theaters and indoor swimming pools. And schools often spark respiratory disease and influenza season with infected children bringing viruses home. This will allow COVID-19 to grow and spread to areas where it’s caused little disruption so far. SOURCE

death of teachers covid-19If you or your child or teacher get infected and survive, the antibodies are only activated for about three months. Once infected, the recipient can be re-infected with any viral strain again, and depending on the physiology of the person, they can be affected adversely with re-infection second or third time around. This is why a vaccine for COVID-19 is pretty much impossible to create not only because of the mutating viral cells, but because there is not sufficient time when antibodies are present in the body. If there ever is a vaccine, the populace will have to be injected four times a year, which will be extremely costly, and possibly cause unknown side effects.

The virus does not discriminate, it needs to feed, and the schools opening because some adults just could not be bothered to look after their kids, will be a feeding frenzy for this virus that has mutated to over 30 known strains already.

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