With the likes of socialist darlings Ellen Degenerates and J.K. Rowling falling foul of their own socialist doctrines of extreme censorship, i.e. Cancel Culture, one would think it would be the final nail in the coffin of this nefarious communistic authoritarian pestilence on modern society?
“Cancel Culture may at some times eat its own but it always has an ugly way of rearing its monstrous head when least wanted. You wait and see…when the commie board of Cancel Culture directors find a good enough conservative or libertarian candidate who has engendered enough socialist outrage — it will be back, much like an unwanted case of the clap!” one social commentator revealed from the shadows.
The only reason that Cancel Culture is being cancelled is because they are surreptitiously targeting their own kind of political beasts — Marxists, and this is dangerous, so shush, they must quietly retire Cancel Culture for a few months.
“We see the same phenomenon amongst many extremist groups, when they run out of other people to persecute, they start persecuting each other, eating each other from the inside until there is an eventual implosion,” another observer added.
It’s the same concept with money and socialists. It’s okay to spend, spend, other people’s money, but when the money runs out — Venezuela.
Socialism, the pure communistic kind, is therefore not sustainable in the long term, and we can see this from American Democrat run cities, which are essentially drug and crime ridden shit holes. Britain however has a form of socialism, with the NHS, which is just about sustainable, however it comes with the caveat of high taxes to fund the enormous organisation. Countries like Sweden which are staunchly socialist have 90% taxes on income to fund their ‘socialist heaven’ however if you are a worker, it is more like a hell.
The only people who benefit from socialism are the people at the top of the socialist party, and the sub-classes at the bottom of the pyramid who have nothing.
There is one group, however, who are completely immune to any form of cancellation of Cancel Culture, and that is the Big Tech social media companies that are above any laws, or government. They can make up any laws they want regarding cancellation and fuck over anyone they want to without repercussions.
If you thoroughly approached the issue of planning a trip to Ukraine or Russia to meet your future wife, you definitely came across a lot of mobile applications to help you. For example, an application from the creators of the site https://goldenbride.net/ – was developed for a more convenient trip organization. How are they useful? They are based on the fact that the main goal is communication.
Everything is quite simple. The app helps you to provide fast communication. It is mobile, convenient, and always affordable. To do this, it is enough to have a smartphone and a connection to a mobile Internet or Wi-Fi network. Before planning your trip, be sure to ask the contact details of the girl and tell her your cell number. Before departure, be sure to contact her to have complete confidence.
What 4 applications will help you on your trip?
GoldenBride
This application is both a platform for dating and contacting support. In order to organize a trip, you need to find the girl to whom you would like to come. This is a very important point. After all, without an exact goal, the options to meet exactly that one are slightly reduced. By establishing communication, learning about the interests and homeland of the girl, it will be easier for you to plan your trip. At the moment when you have enough information about what you want to get from the trip, you can put clear wishes for the site support service. Write in detail about how you planned your trip, where you want to go, where you want to stay, which country and city you want to visit. Then everything will go in the right direction.
WhatsApp
While you’ve already had the contact details, it will be interesting to discuss everything with the girl personally. It can help you with the reservation of tickets at a correct date. There will be an opportunity to discuss the details more specifically. But keep in mind that this messenger is not very popular in Russia and Ukraine. This application uses your personal phone number as your primary. That is, the WhatsApp account will be linked to the specified phone number. This greatly simplifies the establishment of the connection.
Telegram
The list of frequently used applications when planning your trip, messaging and media content continues with this one. It is more commonly used. Also, it allows you to communicate without heavy traffic costs. If you flew to an unfamiliar country, this is a great opportunity to share accurate geolocation, plus you can additionally send a photo of the place where you are. It gives you more confidence that you will not get lost and accurately meet.
Viber
Each mobile application is gaining different popularity. For example, this difference may be geographical. There are those that are more popular in the countries of the former Soviet Union. Specifically – in Russia and Ukraine. This application is installed on almost everyone who owns a smartphone. This application allows you to exchange almost any data. Photos can be sent without compression or loss of quality. You can also share videos, text, and voice messages. You can make calls over the Internet or Wi-Fi, which minimizes financial costs. You can share geo-data or contacts.
We have described to you only a few of the many applications. But they essentially save you time and money. Do not miss the opportunity to get close to the girl of your dreams.
Life and meeting the person that will change your life becomes easier.
It’s all the same stuff all over again. Nothing will come out of a senate and congress hearing on the biased left-wing censorship by Big Tech monopoly companies who are literally laughing in the faces of lawmakers and the mantle of free speech.
Political censorship
Amongst the outrage and big words of the senate and congress team quizzing the CEOs of these monolithic monstrosity companies that dominate every facet of peoples lives there was not a single thought about how to halt the ‘Orwellian’ censorship and dissemination of Marxist ideology by these few conglomerate bullying bilge swilling monopoly companies.
The Untouchables
Jack did not bother attending, and it was up to the likes of the android and bespectacled automatons to field the numerous accusations thrown at the Confucianist untouchables.
At the end of the day, that is what these companies are — untouchable, simply because of their massive lobbying (bribe) money that they spread around everywhere. Furthermore, these companies are big entities in the American stock markets (NASDAQ) and there is a huge fear amongst the president and senators that to mess with their monopoly, the almighty US economy could be damaged even further than it already is. It is, of course, neither here nor there that these Big Tech companies hold huge cash reserves in offshore accounts and barely pay tax anywhere in the globe where they operate.
These Big Tech companies can even side with America’s enemies and get away with it Scott free.
Jim Jordan slammed big tech for allowing China to censor social media through its partnership with the World Health Organization.
“The organization that lied to us, the organization that shilled for China,” said Jordan. “You say something against them, you get censored.” pic.twitter.com/jMZLlGRu9i
“The Big Tech companies are essentially like a huge cluster of tumours in the body. If you cut them out, then you will probably die, such is their octopus, parasitical grip on everything,” a commentator revealed on Wednesday.
Hot air
The senators and congress thus can have as many hearings as they want, and present evidence of blatant perjury, undercover exposés and factual evidence of malpractice by these companies but with all this huff, time and time again, nothing will be done. Too much has passed under the bridge, and the titanium grip of these monopoly companies will never be extricated from.
The Big Tech companies are bigger than government right now, and their combined worth larger than the GDP of numerous nations in the world. Their all encompassing reach is so vast and embedded that it is now impossible to do anything about them. These monopoly companies have essentially superseded government which is now powerless and impotent in their almighty presence.
Wait and see, nothing will be done, and it will be back to usual soon enough. What a bunch of fucking losers congress, the senate and U.S. government are, but the biggest loser of all is Trump who can only watch as he quacks from his little Twitter account like the lame duck he is. He will now lose the election, because he had no power to do anything and stood by watching as his presidency was literally taken away from him in front of his eyes.
The latest Harry and Meghan propaganda piece suspiciously written with no direct sources, has already become a bargain bucket hit in second hand book stores.
“There’s a lot of whining in it. British taxpayers paid for the £30 million wedding – whining. British taxpayers and the Windsors funded a £4.8 million refurbishing of Frogmore House – more whining. The countless multimillion pound trips abroad to places like South Africa – extra whining. The numerous private jet flights around the globe costing millions – whine, whine! The £900,000 baby shower in New York paid for by British taxpayers – whine! The yearly huge cost of security for the whining couple – even more fucking whining. Of course, in the book it says it’s all the fault of the royal family, and not one piece of blame goes to that narcissistic con woman Markle or the low-IQ former prince, Harry,” one disgusted reader who purchased the book for 25 cents in a bargain-basement store in Idaho revealed.
According to readers of the badly written book, the whining starts from page one and continues right to the end of the book without a single page without it.
If you however like to read incessant whining in every sentence by a bunch of freeloaders like Harry and Meghan, then this book will be just right for your whine loving self.
Fine Whine and Freedom retells the story of how it was everyone else’s fault and nothing to do with Meghan Markle. Ideally, it would be better to gouge your own eyes out with a spoon than read this piece of sclerotic whining shit, that best describes the aggressive egotistical nature of a vindictive Meghan out to fuck over the royal family who tried their very best to accommodate this vulgar money-grabbing grifter into the royal house.
“After reading this book, which I found discarded on the floor of a bus, I vomited into a bucket. I was sick, not only for wasting five minutes of my time reading it, but the incessant whining in it left a very bad taste in my mouth,” another critic of the book revealed.
“Fine Whine and Freedom” is thankfully not available in any good book shops but can be found in bargain bucket bins everywhere.
Following news of a potential second wave of COVID-19 sweeping Europe, North Korea’s burgeoning holiday trade is set to take a hit as the state jumps on the lockdown bandwagon. Not one to be left behind by current trends, Pyongyang this week announced that it would be bringing in its own coronavirus restrictions to the North Korean communist country.
The news has, sadly, led to British holidaymakers having to cancel their North Korean holiday dreams for the summer. This will likely come as a blow to people like Gareth Onions, who had designs on touring the beautiful coastlines.
“I’ve got my regimented haircut ready and everything,” Gareth moans, barely looking reporters in the eye while playing PayPal casino games on his phone. “Where am I supposed to go now? Milton Keynes?”
COVID-19 Says Hello
North Korea announced the latest lockdown measures after everyone’s favourite virus popped in a couple of weeks ago. The state is blaming the event on a ‘runaway’ defector who had fled to the south.
“This is what happens when you defect,” said the country’s foreign office. “Let this be a lesson to anyone looking to holiday elsewhere.”
Our reporters have previously attempted to get to South Korea via Pyongyang’s road links. However, it was to no avail. “South of the border at this time of year?” A bemused cabbie asked us.
State of Emergency
A state of emergency is going to roll out indefinitely, though Kim Jong-Un hopes to get things reopened ASAP. Thousands of families will now have to wait for coronavirus to leave Pyongyang before they can get to the airbridge.
“I don’t think you can get Corrie out there anyway,” muses Ethel Punch, a retired telephone box lubricator. “Every cloud.”
The North Korean holiday trade has soared in recent years. This is thought to have occurred following sensitive diplomat Donald Trump’s maiden visit to the capital.
“It’s a great country, really great,” mused Trump. The famous poet is taking time out to focus on his hobbies, such as running America into the ground.
“The beaches, you should see them. They have them, over there. Ask anyone. The postcards are a little sharp on the fingers, but I write with my teeth, so it’s really no problem.”
When Will Pyongyang Holidays Return?
Kim Jong Un advises that the North Korean air bridge will reopen soon. A representative for the leader’s third successive decoy in a week was keen to encourage new visitors.
“Once we find a way to weaponize- I mean – eradicate the virus, we’ll be back open for business.”
North Korea’s embrace of international leisure is well-known. Their current line of 15 regimented buckets and spades sell out each winter without fail. However, visitors will simply have to sit tight.
Meghan Markle, 57, is particularly upset with the news of the closure. “Is this story about me?” she asked reporters, before closing the door on them.
Therefore, British holidaymakers will – sadly – have to continue enjoying the sights of Pyongyang’s twin resort, Skegness, until more news emerges.
Analysts have revealed the deep programming of some people to go on holiday to places like Spain even though there is a global viral pandemic raging across the globe. The Spanish holiday is deeply embedded in their blood.
“These people have no control over their urge to go on holiday to some piss hole Spanish hotel and congregate on overcrowded beaches with other British people from up North. It is absolutely programmed within their weak psyches to go on holiday whatever the situation.
“The government has now declared that anyone coming back from Spain has to self-isolate for 14 days after returning from their shitty holidays. The Covidiots should have known the fucking risks before putting everyone at risk in the UK by going on their bloody holidays.
“The level of programming lies in the irresponsible, selfish behaviour of these people, who do not think of anyone else but themselves.”
Holidaymakers in Spain are now condemned to missing two weeks of work when they come back to the UK, and many will probably lose their jobs.
One holidaymaker in Benidorm, Spain, Mick from Manchester, 23, revealed his frustration on the government’s decision.
“I don’t care if there is World War fookin’ three. Me and me mates are going on holiday to Spain and no one can do anything about it,” he said before projectile vomiting, then drunkenly falling off his hotel balcony.
Production of the latest Terminator film starring the first ever black Terminator has suddenly ground to a halt after serious production issues, Obrion Pictures, the studio behind the picture revealed on Friday.
Filming has been steeped in secrecy since December 2019, and the movie was set for release in October 2020 however a multitude of setbacks, including the Covid-19 pandemic have set the long awaited film back months, and maybe years.
Previously unknown actor, DeShawn Jackson, 27, who stars as the latest black Terminator to grace the ‘woke’ Hollywood silver screen project revealed his frustration at the film’s delays.
“Ima axe y’all to wait fo’ da fim! It comin’ soon, n we doing our bestest to get da mufugga out soon time. Lemme tell ya folks, dis fim will make history, all y’all n*ggaz who wanted a black strong African American Terminator ain’t gonna be dispointed n shiet! He comin’ fo yo white cracka azz! It ain’t gonna be ‘I’ll be back’ but ‘I’ll be Black’! Y’all don’ wan da image of an angry N*gg*rator on yo azz any time soon!”
There is certainly a new trend in Hollywood to only use African American actors in films these days, and even streaming companies like Netflix are only concentrating on making ‘entertainment’ with black actors.
The plot of the new Terminator film has been kept a close secret, however DeShawn revealed one key plot line that may prove decisive.
“John Connor is half black, cuz in da movie scripp it say dat Sarah Connor from Compton n she on EBT in 1984! When I goes back I spawn in a cop house n kill all da cops wit ma special weapons. In da movie, I also git up wit sum biotchez..Westside! Pumpin’ lik a mufugga n shiet! Oh shiet, did I give too much away? Dayum!”
Director and producer of the picture, Jimmy ‘perfectionist’ Cameron has even scrapped working on the new Avatar sequel to concentrate on the black Terminator film.
“People kept tellin me the Terminator movies were racist towards black people. We had female Terminators and even Asian ones, but no African Americans. Well, blow my ass out with a blunderbuss, I got some guy to write a script up in a day and here we are with 70% of the movie done. I promise I will have it completed in the next coming months, or you Wakanda fans can roast my testicles over a BLM bonfire!”
Hopefully we will get to see this magnificent film soon.
The next coming months are going to be extremely crucial, so whilst there is a semblance of calm, now is the time to start stocking up on food items essential for survival.
You should bypass the supermarkets mainly and go to wholesalers to buy bulk goods like rice, pasta, and tinned food. You will also have to stock up on the usual things like toilet paper, and water/purification.
Second Wave or Continuation of First Wave?
America and many other countries are currently seeing a massive resurgence in the virus because they came out of lockdown too soon. In the US, over 146,000 Covid-19 deaths in total, and over 1,000 deaths per day.
Once Autumn comes and the temperatures drop, there will most probably be a resurgence in COVID-19 infections and deaths will once again increase. Because of the end of lockdown and the mass of people congregating everywhere, it is going to take a few weeks for the virus to re-emerge again, and this time it will get worse because of other flu strains.
Schools in the UK will be forced to open in September, and the sheer mass of movement of people, with no mask wearing allowed in schools will contribute to a huge spread in the virus.
Food shortages are already a problem, as supply routes have been cut off for months, and there is the additional problem of certain nations not exporting as much as they used to because they themselves are stockpiling.
Farmers have also had whole crops fail, or left to rot in the fields as the regular pickers have all stayed at home.
Some regions of the world have also had plagues of locusts destroying whole batches of crops, therefore these crucial supplies have been halted as well.
Already in America, there is now a shortage of beef, and other foods.
Due to the laws of supply and demand, food prices could increase to impossible levels if the shortages continue, and the pandemic will continue for many years, making even the most basic of items unaffordable for the normal person. It’s not only food though, there is a shortage in crude oil as well, mainly due to the Covid-19 virus, offshore exploration and drilling has been halted for some months.
It’s obvious that with the increase in the oil price, and added variable of food shortages, many regular household food items will become very expensive. There will be a shortage of truck drivers due to many variables, which will impact fuel deliveries, and cause food shortages, possibly leading to rationing.
Invest in a bread making machine, sow seeds and grow your own food, stock up on long-life items in bulk, and you should be okay when the shit hits the fan once again. Learn about solar power, install solar panels to generate your own electricity.
This is a warning, whilst everyone is on their summer holidays having fun, you should be building up your stockpile of food. It is also prudent, especially in Britain where people are banned from owning firearms to defend themselves, and are even prosecuted for defending their own family, that you have some means to defend yourself and loved ones once the nastiness kicks off.
When the benefits system stops, and the police are tied up, and the ambulance services are busy, people will not be able to get an answer on the phone any more. There will be no food banks, and the hordes of starving will start looting. Banks will be silent, and government departments will be involved in emergency countermeasures trying to deal with the multiple chaotic problems.
In the UK, you can get crossbows which are good, or maybe a Katana or machete. It is very hard to get a rifle or shotgun licence, so stick to the trusty crossbows or regular bows to get you out of sticky situations in the future. Always keep a bug out bag if everything gets really awful. Choose a safe secluded place to escape to if you have been overrun.
Start learning about bushcraft survival skills, as well as basic medical skills, if you do not already have these skills.
There is absolutely no point in stockpiling food if some thug can simply waltz into your house and take what they want. This is why defence is a crucial essential point to also concentrate on in the coming months.
If you read this article in a few months and did not heed our warning now and the shit has hit the fan again, then it will be too late. We have already seen the levels of hysteria that occurred in the supermarkets when the coronavirus was all over the media. Supermarkets were being emptied in minutes. While the public is calm now, is the prudent time to stockpile and prepare for shortages, because you do not want to be one of the sheeple fighting over a morsel of food or toilet paper in a few months.
Hopefully nothing will happen, and we all live happily ever after, at least you will still have some vitals to get by with — just in case.
The Covid Coronavirus is NOT a hoax as some idiots are spreading over the internet, do not listen to these people, they are deluded irresponsible morons who will send themselves and others to the grave. Be very wary of any form of information that you read on the internet, always cross-checking sources.
You can rest assured that a lot of information is being held from the public and media so as not to cause panic. Stay under the radar, do not tell anyone, even your neighbours, or friends you are stockpiling.
Clambering over a roof in the deep of the night, this ninja is on a mission, and dressed in full Ninjutsu attire including a mask, he is also somewhat protected from contracting the airborne virus, Covid-19, that seems to be bothering everyone of late. Ninjas have been wearing masks for centuries.
“I have no problems with wearing a mask, it’s part of my job as a hired ninja assassin. I just completed my most recent mission of dispatching a businessman on the hit list. I snuck into his office whilst he was surrounded by eight bodyguards, and a retinue of security men. The place was full of cameras yet there was no trace of my presence. The job was easy, I just used a blow gun with a miniscule dart that infused a poison into the target. He flopped down on his desk face first, and by the time the hired thugs were looking for me, I was well gone, over the rooftops.”
Ninjutsu, or Bujinkan is not a martial art but a way of life for many, and the deadly techniques of ninjutsu are usually taught in secrecy by clans that mask their identity.
The Bansenshukai
“We don’t officially exist, and we operate in absolute secrecy. We actually think it’s great that everyone has to wear a mask these days because it makes our lives easier. We can operate in plain sight without any suspicion, and the many cameras around are not effective any more,” the ninja revealed.
Ninjutsu was developed as a collection of fundamental survivalist techniques in the warring state of feudal Japan mainly during the Genpei war and the Kenmu Restoration from 1180 – 1336. The sect that developed from the samurai has been operating ever since in utmost secrecy.
Ninjas use their art to ensure their survival in times of violent political turmoil and sometimes as hired assassins for clandestine agencies working way below the radar.
Ninjutsu includes methods of gathering information and techniques of non-detection, avoidance, and misdirection.
Ninjutsu involves training in freerunning (Parkour, in today’s lingo), disguise, escape, concealment, archery, and medicine. Skills relating to espionage and assassination were highly useful to warring factions in feudal Japan and are still useful today.
The highly developed skill of espionage has become known collectively as ninjutsu, and the people who specialise in these tasks are called shinobi no mono.
Ahh, the joyful sigh of seeing such a beautiful couple enjoy their time together in matrimonial bliss, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, the picture is an ode to cherubs singing in the heavens.
Awake, at 6am, Johnny rolls over in the marital bed, to see his glowing wife crouched over his pillow, butt in the air, defecating with gusto. For some, this would be a cause for alarm, but for Johnny it’s a declaration of true love from this magnificent beast of a woman. It’s not quite waking up to a cup of coffee and a croissant, although the turd has an unusual curly shape nestled on the pillow resembling a rather chocolaty French breakfast pastry.
By 7am Amber Heard is sporting two black eyes and a large glowering bump on her cheek, how she got this is of course a mystery, so she smashes a bottle of quality champagne over Johnny’s head telling him lovingly that she wants him “dead under a bus”.
When the maid leaves at 9am, there is an awful sound of moaning and crashing of plates coming from the kitchen area. This time the wondrous couple are playing a game of dodge the plate, unfortunately for Johnny, he loses when one hits him squarely on the nose shattering into multiple pieces.
It’s Amber’s birthday today, so Johnny better not be late delivering a precious present to his adoring wife, like a smack round the ear hole, and a solid boot up the arse. Oh dear, someone messed up the lines of yayo that Johnny spent minutes decking out on the coffee table. More loving words are exchanged before Johnny snorts the lot leaving nothing for Amber. Naturally, a vase full of orchids is adoringly placed across Johnny’s head at considerable speed, leaving him no choice but to call an ambulance.
