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Nancy Pelosi Stocking Up on Bug Spray

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Nancy Pelosi Stocking Up on Bug Spray

Over here in rainy Blighty, we’re stocking up on baked beans, whereas in America, they seem to be stocking up on bug spray. The idea that Nancy Pelosi, the honourable Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, wants to fumigate Trump out of the White House, is rather amusing, yet before looking at others, she should look at her own party first, which it seems is infested with communist cockroaches.

Communism once upon a time in America was punishable with a swift arrest and beating in jail, but these days is the key ideology of the Democrat party. The move to the extremities of the left by the once middle-of-the-road Democrats is a worrying trend in American politics.

Why have the formerly liberal American Democrats moved to embrace the political ideology of communism?

“The Democrat party is now an intolerant, extremist, far-left, communist haven simply because of Donald Trump. They just wanted to move as far away from Donald Trump as possible, and they succeeded in going so far left that Lenin, and Josef Stalin would be proud. They are now the party of cancel culture, Marxist riots, and extreme Pravda-esque censorship,” one former Democrat voter revealed.

The reason Trump will most probably lose the November election is that he never cleaned out the swamp of Washington, and it is coming back to haunt him. Meanwhile, Pelosi is making damn sure that he realises the error of his ways, even rubbing his nose in it.

The Americanised internet is now solidly behind the communist Democrats, and the social media firms are even censoring the president’s own communications. That is a clear sign of failure right there.

Trump promised to rein in the ‘Big Tech’ conglomerates that encompass every thought process that goes on, and have no compunction in mass deletion efforts of whole swathes of users simply for exercising their former right to free speech. Suffice to say, Trump failed there as well — spectacularly.

With the coronavirus raging across American states, Trump’s apathetic pseudo macho attitude to a virus that is devastating whole communities has been lacklustre to say the least.

The only way Trump will win this thing over is to have a war with someone sharpish. Americans need a common enemy, and to either have an internal war, or external bad guy war would be the clincher. Not only would it feed the economy, with war effort, but the silent majority would be empowered once again.

Until something happens fast, the silent American majority will stay silent.

Who knows, they may even vote for Kanye? Will Pelosi fumigate the White House then? That is before her fucking face falls off onto the floor.

Armenian Mafia Want Kanye Presidency Aborted

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Armenian Mafia Want Kanye Presidency Aborted

Getting on the shit end of the Kardashians is not a job to be taken lightly, and this what Kanye West is achieving with ease.

“Ima be prezident of da USA! God speaks to mi every day n he tol me to becum prezident!” the IQ rich Kanye tweeted amongst other unintelligible gibberish.

Naturally, the Armenian Mafiosi want to protect their brand, and to see it being torn down before their very own eyes is a beauty to behold.

What is the Kardashian brand apart from a whore filming herself fucking in front of a camera and selling the tape to get fame? What kind of possible fame is that, it is the lowest form of fame, and it is quite an endearing sight to see the awful Kardashian name now being defecated on by Kanye West, and his deranged behaviour.

Kim Kardashian and her grotesque injected arse cheeks are now flapping in the wind in abject terror, as the whole internet views the spectacle.

There is no Baudelaire, Duchamp (maybe a little), Jung or Kierkegaard here, only base commercialisation, selling a brand with your cunt. Maybe in the future they will simply have an advert for Kardashian with Kim spreading her legs in a full-frontal image to sell some cheap brand of processed American cheese, or maybe pulled pork.

Kanye West, is clearly not taking his meds either, and this can be seen from the disconnected mentally disturbed communications he has been recently posting. One has to remember that these people have been granted millions of dollars entrusted upon them for creating nothing but mediocrity, such is their shame.

Today, mediocrity and excrement are rewarded with millions of dollars, such is the downfall of the artistic world, as well as the audience that pays for the truckloads of steaming shit that emanates from this pair of prime arseholes.

“If you feed the people with enough shit, that’s all they know. Eventually, the people eat up the shit without you prompting them to do so,” one resigned ‘entertainment’ executive revealed.

Now that Kanye West, the deranged ‘voice of god’ wants to become president, he will not be alone in having a direct line to the almighty, as did George W Bush, who spoke to god just before deciding to invade Iraq and cause the biggest clusterfuck in modern history.

Hail, president Kanye, a gleaming aborted fetus dangling from the embers of fickle Gucci bag Instagram posts and a wife farting out of her outstretched fuel injected ass.

Meghan Markle: “It’s My Job to Bring House of Windsor Down”

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Meghan Markle: “It’s My Job to Bring House of Windsor Down”

Speaking from the Los Angeles home of some D-list actor, former brief royal, Meghan Markle has literally taken the knives out for the House of Windsor royal family, and vows to bring it to its knees.

The ‘woke’ activist claimed in her speech that the British royal family are quaking in their palaces at the thought of Meghan Markle coming for them.

“Imma warnin’ da biotchez inda royal house of Windsors n shiet, ma Black Lives Matter agenda is gonna kick yo assez inta da middle nex week! You muthas made a mistake by denyin’ ma ego from takin ovah when I wuz inda house. I beein study Karl Marx like ma BLM comrades bruthas n sistas! Imma even teach Harry how to read n speak wokeness. We comin’ fo’ yo azzes! We be gettin’ da people woke too! Juss watch n see. Imma axe y’all to watch dis space, not the one between ma ears, da udder space ya know, until further nooz come through n sheeit!”

Meghan Markle and her little boy, Harry, were later seen chugging away on the freeway in their new gas guzzling monstrous 287g/km CO2 polluting, 3.6 tonne, 12mpg, $90,000 Escalade SUV, after lecturing everyone on being eco-conscious.

No one is yet sure on how the vengeful former duchess will bring the House of Windsor down, or the British royal institution which has survived for thousands of years, but many are curious.

House of Windsor

It is known that Meghan is ill-educated and can barely write a coherent sentence, therefore if she plans on writing a tell-all book, it will have to be written by actual writers, who will have to decipher her words.

Professor Malcolm McBride, a lecturer in history at Oxford University commented: “Like most BLM activists, Markle has a very poor grasp of history or any form of academic literature. The strange and sinister part of the whole affair is that Meghan is more white than black, and is simply using black people for her own vengeful vindictive agenda against the royal family.”

Meanwhile, Harry, who is truly a lost emasculated soul can only look on and parrot what his domineering wife says.

 

This is Not How the Apocalypse Should Be

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This is Not How the Apocalypse Should Be

If one watches any Hollywood disaster film, or reads a fiction novel about the apocalypse, we are led to believe that the end of everything we know will be chaotic, and ultimately disorderly. In reality, there is currently a sort of orderly and civilized attitude by global governments to endure the viral pandemic conundrum in a calm, orderly and almost apathetic manner.

What we have instead is a rolling, controlled disaster, where the human population of each nation are whittled down with little or no concern, or compunction to consider their overall safety over the all-important economies of each global zone.

As the scientists all give out differing opinions, and the WHO advises impotently from afar, there is only confusion, and conflicting opinion from the so-called ‘experts’. It seems they are as clueless as everyone else.

Instead of chaos, how about a calm newsreader bleating out official daily death statistics as if reciting the football scores, and instead of panic, many are caught in the headlights unable to even bother to think about putting a mask on their faces, or politicizing the whole issue with useless justifications.

The apocalypse will thus be a slow affair that resolves itself in a very orderly fashion, and will no doubt be televised, much like the ‘revolution’.

Whilst others may be in severe danger, you will think to yourself that none of that could possibly happen to me, but eventually it will come around to you and your familiars, and then others will watch you from afar, thinking the same thing as you once were.

The government will still function, and the shops open, and the internet will certainly survive the multiple viral waves, slowly taking more and more to the land of eternal sleep.

Needless to say, there is nothing to worry about, stay calm, carry on conducting your business as before, because according to millions of people, nothing has changed and everything will go back to normal once again soon.

China CCP Preparing Globe For Their Population to Move In

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China CCP Preparing Globe For Their Population to Move In

You may be living in a grand mansion, or council estate flat, and think you are safe right now, sure, nothing can happen any time soon, everything is hunky dory.

The reality is very different, there is a threat now looming over the whole globe and it is the sinister expansionist dreams of the Chinese Communist Party, and the billions of Chinese people who need a new home.

Paris, London, New York, Rome, pretty much any major city in the world may one day be populated by only Chinese people. This is the ultimate plan for Beijing, to leave their polluted land behind, and to enjoy a new life over the bones of the previous occupants.

The CCP is now slowly unveiling, The Great Leap Forward II, which will involve Maoist Marxism engulfing everything, every news story, every magazine article, every film, every TV program. Hong Kong is now lost, how long before India, Japan, Indonesia, Taiwan, Australia, New Zealand capitulate to the great Red Army?

 

Once Australasia and South East Asia are under CCP rule, it will not be long before there is a further move West, and the ultimate prize of Europe and United States are conquered. Much of the Middle East and Africa will be easy pickings for the Red Army.

The Chinese Coronavirus will eventually infect much of the global population and millions more will die, devastating economies nationally and globally. This was the plan all along. The Chinese have a population of billions, and now it is a numbers game. For China to lose 300-500 million people will barely dent its operational value, however consider countries like Sweden who only have a population of 10.23 million (2020), they will be erased without a thought by the Chinese, who will salivate at the thought of moving in to Stockholm without a single shot being fired. Even America, a nation of 360 million, could easily be completely depopulated by the Chinese Virus.

Whether the COVID-19 was engineered, or given a little human help for mutation, or is completely natural is not the focus, the focus should be on exploitation of the virus for military reasons of expansion. China’s Imperialistic aspirations are all too clear with recent skirmishes in India, and the South China Sea.

The threat of Chinese infiltration in the West is very real, and if nothing is done about this sinister technique of utilising Chinese economic strength and networking to gain ground for the CCP, as well as the very real military threat of Chinese Imperialism, then we are all fucked.

Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour

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Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour

Scientists working for SAGE have finally come to a conclusion about COVID-19 that many knew months ago — that the coronavirus particles are airborne and hang around for more than an hour. The Daily Squib knew about the airborne dangers of the virus in February.

Anyone with half a brain would have realised the virus is airborne and lingers, especially within contained environments that have poor ventilation for a long period of time. Therefore, public transport, aeroplanes, pubs, restaurants, cinemas, hotel rooms, cruise ships, offices, and classrooms are an ideal environment for the airborne particles to infect humans.

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Poor ventilation in underground train carriages means they are a hotspot for lingering small aerosol droplets

What does this mean for the end of the lockdown? Absolutely nothing, because the economy is now more important than human lives, and people think they’re safe wearing generic surgical masks, but those are not N95 rated, and do not protect the wearer at all from airborne coronavirus particles. Single use masks and surgical masks only filter 3 microns, whereas N95 and FFP3 filter 0.3 microns.

Anyone who goes into any enclosed space with lots of other people is playing Russian Roulette with their lives, and will soon end up with the virus.

Furthermore, irresponsible sites like Infowars, who are claiming the coronavirus is not real and is a hoax, are fucking morons. Although what they are saying is totally irresponsible, however, we still defend their right to say what they say. One can only hope that they one day realise the error of their ways, and admit their mistake, or deliberate misinformation. The sad part is many who listen to the false advice given by exploitative manipulative people like Alex Jones, and believe it, will put their lives and their family’s lives in severe danger.

Such is the nature of some people, that many in America are having ‘Covid Parties’ to prove to themselves that the coronavirus is a hoax. What this involves is a group of unbelievers all attend a room with a COVID-19 infected person, and see if anyone else gets sick.

A 30-year-old man who believed the coronavirus was a hoax and attended a “Covid party” died after being infected with the virus, according to a Texas hospital.

The man had attended a gathering with an infected person to test whether the coronavirus was real, said Dr. Jane Appleby, chief medical officer at Methodist Hospital in San Antonio, where the man died.

The premise of such parties is to test whether the virus really exists or to intentionally expose people to the coronavirus in an attempt to gain immunity.

Dr. Appleby said the man had told his nurse that he attended a Covid party. Just before he died, she said the patient told his nurse: “I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it’s not.” SOURCE

Another COVID denier died recently after claiming he was sick of the ‘COVID hoax’.

Unfortunately, this narrative of denial is all too prevalent by many, and is proving fatal for those who do not believe what they cannot see.

The coronavirus is a pathogen that is airborne, but can only be viewed under a microscope, but it does exist.

April 28 – I’m not buying a fucking mask. I’ve made it this far by not buying into that damn hype.

May 12 – I’ve gotten sick of turning my tv on to political smear ads and shit about COVID.

July 1 – I’ve been very sick the past few days.

Symptoms of Covid-19. This morning I finally got swabbed. I should know soon what the results are. I just want to feel good again!

Well. I’m officially under quarantine for the next 14 days.

I just tested positive for COVID-19. Sucks because I had just started a new job!

July 2 – This covid shit sucks! I’m so out of breath just sitting here.

He died two days later. SOURCE

History of the Xbox For Kids

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History of the Xbox For Kids

Xbox is by far the greatest gaming console of all time. It is with the Xbox that many today get to enjoy various games. And as great as the Xbox is, there had to be beginnings and in this article we want to take a little stroll down memory lane and see where and how the Xbox for kids started.

Xbox for Kids History

The Xbox creation was started in 1998 when four engineers from Microsoft’s Direct X team took apart some Dell laptop computers. This was to construct a prototype windows based video game server. The four engineers were Kevin Bachus, Seamus Blackley, Ted Hase and Otto Berks who was the team leader.

First Name of the Xbox

Before it was called the Xbox, it was called the DirectXbox. Like we mentioned earlier, everything has to come from something, just like how before they became online casino games also known as jeux casino argent reel in French, they were called arcade games, and all thanks to technology they have evolved beautifully.

Launch of the Xbox

The Xbox was the first video game console that was created by Microsoft. Moreover, like all things before the advancements of technology, it was very huge and bulky. It was also launched one year after the PlayStation 2. This was at the same time with the Nintendo GameCube.

Regardless of the fact that it was launched a year after the PlayStation, the Xbox has managed to overtake the PlayStation as well other gaming consoles. This shows how great the strides are in technology that Microsoft has taken throughout the years.

This being from the time that the idea of creating the DirectXbox was hatched to the time that they created the first Xbox. And with each passing year Xbox gets better and better and the games too have since changed and evolved from the time that they were first created.

Just like online casinos, the games offered at casinos compared to early 2000s have changed and now software providers are coming up with innovative ways to keep up with the thrill of each game.

 

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Socialists Now Eating Themselves With Their Own Cancel Culture

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Socialists Now Eating Themselves With Their Own Cancel Culture

The Mistress of Harry Potter, J.K Rowling’s spat with the bullying transgender mob is another indication that the Cancel Culture of irrelevant outrage that is ruining Western democratic society and many people’s livelihoods is now engulfing socialists themselves, and they are now ruing the day they started this soviet exercise in mass censorship.

We even have an open letter signed by 100 odd socialist authors including luminaries like Salman Rushdie, Noam Chomsky decrying the Cancel Culture nightmare sweeping the internet and real world.

In all extreme movements like communism, and fascism, there is always a cycle when they run out of people to whack, so they start whacking each other. You can see this sort of stuff in Jihadist extreme Islamic movements, as they eventually start beheading their own kind, such is their compulsion to always be active in their pointless movement.

As Stalin started to knock off prominent communists and anyone who even breathed around him who he saw as a threat, so too are the Cancel Culture Bolsheviks now going around, strutting apes in a socialist bubble, fucking over their own socialist comrades in arms.

Imploding from within are the traits of these extremist groups, and it comes with a gracious welcome from everyone observing from the outside of this Marxist movement to derail freedom of speech and expression. We welcome their destruction, and sincerely hope they completely eviscerate themselves from the inside with their ridiculous assertions of being right, and the omnipotent voice of everything.

We also witnessed the utopian Anarcho-Communist dream of CHAZ/CHOP falter for pretty much the same reason, these morons couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, they were deluded little brats who thought they were having a revolution, but eventually started shooting and raping their own kind from within their autonomous zone. Running off to mummy was the only solution after that was unceremoniously shut down, and now they’re back in their momma’s basement holding their head in their hands and sobbing in their safe space.

In essence, anyone who loves freedom, should welcome these vile shisters all turning on each other, and if Trump wins by some miracle against the mollycoddled Alzheimer patient, Biden in November, the socialist Marxists will get even worse, and the in-fighting will escalate until their thankful complete destruction. To watch that sight will be a beautiful melodramatic piece of entertainment, maybe they can sell it on pay-per-view or stream it for free 24/7 on the internets.

Duchy of Cornwall Garlic Proves Too Strong For Asda Man

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Duchy of Cornwall Garlic Proves Too Strong For Asda Man

Whilst visiting an Asda store, Prince Charles inadvertently breathed on one of the employees who he was questioning, causing the man to faint.

“One had just dined on some Duchy of Cornwall garlic prior to attending the store. One must remember to brush one’s teeth before these dastardly things happen. All it took was one huff and the man was down for the count. Poor bugger,” Prince Charles noted after the incident.

Meanwhile, the SAS and British MI6 secret agents have contacted Prince Charles’ company, the Duchy of Cornwall, to gain access to the garlicky secret weapons which could prove very valuable in the field.

How Camilla copes with this sort of thing is beyond comprehension, but she has a constitution of a horse, and looks like one too.

Losing the Soul an Exercise in Johnny Depp

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Losing the Soul an Exercise in Johnny Depp

It is not shocking or surprising in the least to see someone like Hollywood celebrity, Johnny Depp self-destruct through the heavy use of drugs, and gluttony. The glamour is illusory, and the depravity very real, as this person does not have a soul any more, lost in the winds of celebutardom and fantasy, snorted half of Peru up his nostrils, and spent enormous sums of his wealth on nothing much in particular. Depp is now a mere shadow, a darkened element that has had the life kicked out of his corpse, a persona non grata dragging his own carcass through the law courts for nothing but his mangled ego, every day becoming more crippled as new revelations are unearthed.

Moaning like a big baby on private jets, and rolling around shit in soiled bedsheets, Johnny lost his soul, he lost his cult status, he lost his magic, and now he probably will lose his court case.

That’s the thing about these modern celebrities, they have no mystery any more, not like the Hollywood set of old, now we know every minute detail about these spoiled dilettantes and there is no magic, no curiosity, no enigma. They spill all on Twitter and reveal their true characters, as moronic, spoiled cunts who think the world revolves around their bloated heads, or they display their dirty laundry for everyone to see purely to get some attention for their fame whore narcissistic schizoid personas.

As far as many are concerned to watch the slow train wreck of these celebrity ‘icons’ is a breath of fresh air, let them destroy themselves in front of the baying crowds, for their souls have already been sold and packaged for a hellish immortality once they pop the mortal coil.

Johnny Depp used to be thought of as the epitome of cool, but that was all a big illusion, as is 99.99% of Hollywoodland, and the La La posse of thieves, liars, and perverted criminals. The previous description is similar to Steve Albini’s words accurately depicting the ‘music biz’.

One could possibly say that the internet age has effectively destroyed Hollywood, and the ease of streaming either from legal or illegal channels any film ever made has brought a terrible blight on the studios, who for decades now have been relegated to making superhero films, which are not cinematic pieces in any sense but CGI laden monstrosities decked out with steroid addicted ‘actors’ in it for the money only. These superhero movies were more in line with amusement arcades, and theme parks with little or no pathos or rhetoric, devoid of real acting, junk to be forgotten in the mists of time.

The coronavirus, has thankfully halted much of the Hollywood productions, and the mediocre scripts, the remakes of remakes, as well as the CGI heavy plastic productions with no story line, or connectivity.

As for Johnny Depp, yes, he worked with Jarmusch, Polanski and some other decent directors, but his recent shenanigans in the courts have ultimately revealed the ugliness of this person to a point that his career is almost definitely over. Who wants to work with someone like that, a pathetic moaning big baby who cries and viciously lashes out if he doesn’t get what he wants?

Depp, you’re a fucking loser, just go to one of your many mansions and continue to self-destruct, because soon it’s collecting time, and it seems midnight is coming up sharply..you’ve had your fill, now it’s time to pay up..

 

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