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War is Only Way Trump Can Win Election

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With the Trump base crumbling, and ‘sleepy Joe’ suppressed by search engines, along with the virus fiasco, and poor handling of BLM riots, it seems Trump is fucked in the upcoming election, especially as the Dems are planning a massive voter mail-in scam to cheat with.

The country is deeply divided, and to unite everyone, it will need a threat that will put the fear up everyone’s arse. Something like 911, but maybe even more nasty. Blowing up a Democrat run city for example will not shed many tears across America, but it may still bolster some support for a war with someone.

To really get things going, everyone has to be affected, and the fear levels must be stoked by the media in unison, just as was done during the 911 event, that led to the Iraq invasion.

Nukes on a city are a good bet, but radiation is bit of a suck, and could cause problems in the future.

As the polarised United States is quite close to civil war already with militant Marxists on one side, and American patriots on the other, embracing a civil war could ensure Trump’s re-election, or he could even do a Putin, and become president for life, if it really kicks off.

It’s not only the people who are severely polarised, but the military as well, there are some serious Trump haters there too, so if there was a bona fide civil war, the army brass could be split as well. This split in the military would be a perfect conduit for two sides to meet in the battlefield of the American cities and prairies.

Trump could even go the China route, but this would have to involve the communists making the first aggressive move to justify a war, which of course could go nuclear, which no one wants, but absorbing a Chinese strike on a few American cities might just do the trick.

We also have Iran, and Trump’s Russian friends, as well as North Korea, but at the moment these avenues seem distant.

Okay, it’s settled, a civil war between the Marxists and American patriots, will hopefully materialise between now and November, when Trump can call off the election completely and declare himself absolute ruler of the American realm once the civil war ends, and his faction are the victors.

Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open

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Much of London looked very similar to Gin Lane, William Hogarth’s satirical depiction of the evil’s of the clear liquid that can cause serious moral and physical decay, as the pubs opened up and social distancing ended.

It is the end of social distancing as Londoners crowded the streets with mass parties and fighting.

Watching the apocalypse unravel in such a fashion, would probably have amused Hogarth if he were around today, and his wonderful satire of Gin Lane does hold up even in these modern times, as much as it did in 1751.

As the vomitus horde of drunkards all huddled together in intoxicated union ignoring any form of social distancing, there’s still this little niggling feeling of something called coronavirus, which hasn’t seemed to dampen the herd one little bit. Are these people immune to the virus? Will they spread it around, drunk, not knowing what they are doing? The answer can only be — most certainly.

Sunday night, the buses, and tubes were all packed, and there was not one mask in sight. Shouting and singing, some vomiting on the floor, these people were a picture of joyous abandon, and deadly ignorance to the fact they were spreading the virus far and wide.

Watching the carnage from the safety of a television was possibly the only safe option, because the virus is increasing its infection rate daily once again, and will soon be spreading at an exponential level.

Culling of these lemmings is not of much import, as long as the clever people watch from a distance, it is certainly time that the population is reduced drastically on this crowded isle.

The virus will not be one session as many think, it will come in stages, sometimes mutating, but due to the nature of human stupidity and globalization, it will now always be around. When these ‘super human’ creatures get infected and find themselves not able to breathe as their respiratory system clogs up with gunk, and their arteries clot, they may only get the message in the last few breaths they take.

Prince Andrew Being Coached On How to Survive Prison

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After news streamed through of the capture of financier Epstein’s former Madam being arrested in America by the FBI, and her eventual relinquishing of secrets, that is when the palace machinery took hold preparing Prince Andrew for the inevitable.

Palace aides have now been preparing Prince Andrew for a long stretch in an American prison after the demands for his extradition are met.

One close consort to the prince revealed some unsettling details: “The prince is being prepared for a long stretch in an American prison. We have employed an ex convict from America to teach the prince how to survive in jail. He has to learn how to defend himself on a daily basis, learn how to fend off the bum rapers, and if he is not able to harden up, will have to learn how to suck dick. It is a terrible fate for the prince, and we will do everything in our power to halt this extradition order, but we’re afraid when it comes to power, the Americans have it all and us Brits have pretty much nothing.”

Surviving in a hardcore American prison is no cake walk, especially for someone of Prince Andrew’s pedigree.

“The prince gotta get hard otherwise he gonna be somebody biotch, and don’t drop the soap in the shower n shiet! Drop the soap and you dead meat, yo azz cheeks will be pumped!” ex con, Trayvon Manding, revealed on Friday, giving the prince some advice.

It also depends on who your cellmate is in prison. Get the wrong cellmate, and you will be glugging down gallons of stinking convict gloop for the rest of your stretch, and not be able to walk without a severe limp.

 

COVID-19 Cases Increasing Exponentially as Businesses and Schools Re-Open

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Young people spread the COVID-19 virus far and wide, and will infect those in their own households who are weaker or have underlying conditions causing mass death for many.

respiratory outbreaksIn Britain when the schools  and businesses open, it may take a few weeks or months for the full damage to be viewed within the statistics, but there will be a huge exponential increase in the spread of the virus. This will occur because it is almost impossible to have social distancing in schools or offices, especially with an airborne virus that proliferates through speech/breath and through surfaces.

Furthermore, many Secondary school children in the UK are forced to use buses and public transport to get to school and back. Transmission on crowded buses that are rarely sterilized or cleaned, as well as being in a confined space where many will not wear proper masks will increase the spread of the COVID-19.

Many households have adults who have underlying health conditions whether they know it or not, and their children will pass the virus onto them, resulting in many deaths.

Millions of tourists have been given the green light to travel for their summer holidays abroad, and no doubt will spread the coronavirus once they get back to Britain.

In September, the temperature will cool substantially, and this is when the COVID-19 pathogen will increase with a vengeance, but the majority of the second wave will occur from the months of November to March.

The supposed lockdown was very lax, and the virus was allowed to spread far and wide, but it will increase in voracity in September when the schools are forced to open, and parents forced by law to send their children into the viral soup of crowded classrooms, and public transport.

In America, there is already a vast rise in cases, and deaths, as hospitals are now struggling to cope in many states as businesses are re-opened, as well as schools.

Because the UK has a population that is far more tightly packed, space wise, there will be an even deeper, increased spread of the virus.

BLM Campaign Failure: Are Black People More Hated Now Than Before Riots?

Black Lives Matter and their extremist politically charged campaign may have backfired totally, as black people are now more hated and despised than before their nefarious BLM scorched earth campaign.

The amount of fear that black people now generate as well as hatred is encompassed in a political campaign that sought to completely derail Western capitalism, law and order and install Marxist principles aligned with communist political ideology.

“Black people in the West are now more despised than any other minority group, and there has been an increased polarisation of black people, unfortunately, many of African descent are not aligned with BLM Marxism but are now tarred with the same brush,” an observer of the group revealed on Friday.

There has also been an increase of the phenomenon of ‘White Flight’ where those of European descent are fleeing American and British cities blighted by riots, anarchy and socialist politicians who virtue signal and kowtow to BLM agitators/Marxist revolutionaries.

As mentioned before, the hierarchy of BLM are not only funded and advised by Chinese Communist operators within the United States, as a form of destabilisation, but their ultimate goal is to lay the seeds of Marxism and Maoism within the U.S. as a precursor to possible invasion by China in the future. Infiltration of Chinese operatives also extends to the U.K. with many prominent socialist politicians being paid off by the CCP, to influence British politics for the benefit of China’s power grab within business.

China knows that there is an element of racism in the West, and it has used these groups like BLM and ANTIFA as a tool for destabilisation. First they find the weakness of the West, then they exploit that weakness for their own good. The Chinese controllers and propaganda experts want the American people to hate their own heritage, to topple statues, and to form a Cultural Revolution with mass censorship and banning of American patriotic people. Americans are made to feel bad about what they are, and this is a successful outcome for the CCP.

The consumerist brands, and businesses who are backing groups like BLM and ANTIFA, are not doing this out of ideological necessity, but they have huge market shares in China, and through greed, they fall into line with the communists. The Chinese market for these brands is so huge, that it would cause a serious dent in their market share if they went against their Chinese masters in any way.

The first wave of attack was the China Virus, which not only killed off many Western civilians, but destabilised the Western economy to a point of near collapse. The second wave of attack, orchestrated by China, and communist financiers, was the BLM riots and looting, as well as occupation of zones within U.S. cities.

The Third Wave of attack will possibly be a second wave of virus from China, which will completely decimate the U.S. workforce and cripple the economy, creating a Great Depression and further internal social unrest.

The major plan by the CCP and Chinese military is to eventually land their forces via air and sea on American and European soil, to eviscerate the land of its population, then to re-inhabit the land with Chinese nationals. China’s land is polluted, and the population is so large, they are effectively running out of space. To survive, China has to expand their land base, and the West is the ideal spot chosen by the Chinese hierarchy within the Communist Party.

The Big Tech monopoly companies have already aligned their positions, and their censorship policies with the Chinese Communist Party, as have groups like BLM, and ANTIFA, who are preparing the ground for a future invasion. These useful-idiots will be summarily erased once the Chinese come in, and they have outdone their usefulness. It is the policy of Communist insurgents to kill off those that help them achieve power, because they know full well that those elements could become a threat in the future. This is why, groups like BLM and ANTIFA, and their supporters will be murdered in cold blood once they have completed their jobs. The same applies to the Western Big Tech companies, which will be dissolved and their employees unceremoniously erased.

Either Western leaders wake up, and completely dissolve groups like BLM and ANTIFA, designating them as internal terrorist groups, and rein in the power of Big Tech conglomerates, then the final days of Western hegemony will be over, as China sweeps in.

The first assaults could be simultaneously taking parts of India, then Taiwan, sweeping through to Australia and New Zealand. Hong Kong has already fallen. Once the Chinese army take over these areas, they will speed on to Europe and America, landing their forces much like in the 1984 film Red Dawn.

Citizens who are captured will be put into Chinese camps for re-education in Maoism and communism. Much like what the Chinese are doing to the Uighur people in China, many will be forced to learn Chinese, and brainwashed, as well as the women forced to be sterilized.

Those who do not comply, will simply be neutralised, and the incinerators will work day and night until communist order is achieved.

At the end of all of this, the poor black people will realise how much they have been played, manipulated, and for what? Nothing. Once their usefulness has come and gone, this hated element of humanity will join those in the Chinese incinerators.

4 Tips to Help You Afford the Car of Your Dreams

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Who doesn’t have the dream of cruising around in their dream car? Whether it’s a Ferrari or Range Rover, a BMW or MINI, the dream is always alive for virtually every driver on the road. There’s just one issue: very few manage to actually turn their grand vision into a reality.

The reason for this is typically down to price. Unless you’re fortunate enough to win the lottery or work a six-figure job, it’s unlikely you’ll have the necessary money sitting around to splash out on your dream motor.

Fortunately, the goal isn’t an unattainable one for the average person. By taking the right steps, you can afford the car of your dreams. Here are four tips to help you along the way:

Tip #1: Go the leasing route

Yes, you won’t actually own the car by leasing it. Yet there’s no faster way to start driving your desired vehicle. There’s no saving up for months or even years – a lease is a shortcut that can have you behind the wheel of your dream car instantly.

Now you might believe that vehicle choice is limited with a lease. You may also think it’s not an option to sign a lease contract if you have a poor credit rating. Well, if you feel that way for either point, you’d be wrong.

For instance, CVS Ltd is a highly regarded nationwide car leasing company that specialises in helping those with bad credit. Due to their policy of buying your vehicle choice and leasing it back to you, there’s also essentially no limit to what car you pick.

Tip #2: Spend less, save more

This is simple, right?

Admittedly, this isn’t the easiest option for most. Yet cutting out a few luxuries here and there can make a significant difference to your dream car budget.

Say you go out each week to a restaurant or indulge in a takeaway. If you were to avoid this and cook your own meals, you could easily save around £100 a month. This is just one example. Think of other regular expenditures like cable TV subscriptions, gym memberships, and pub visits that you can remove from the equation.

Tip #3: Take on a second job

This may seem overwhelming, but there are ways to do a second job without it being too taxing. With the power of the internet, for example, you can take on work from the comfort of your home. This could be everything from writing to graphic design.

It might also be a smart idea to build a passive income with the likes of written work and designs.

Tip #4: Invest your money

If you’re not expecting to acquire your dream car in the short-term, it makes sense to make the most of your savings by investing. If you make smart investment choices, your money will grow without needing to do anything else.

You can also risk part of your savings with high-risk investments. You could end up putting a dent in your budget, but it may also result in being able to purchase your dream car in double-quick time.

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Oh Dear, Seattle CHOP Gets the CHOP!

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After four shootings, mass rapes, and a blight on the urban landscape, looks like Seattle’s ‘Summer of Love’ Venezuelan experiment has come to an abrupt end, with the CHOP getting the chop.

Residents brought out the tiniest violin ever seen to play as the city’s municipal department cleared up all the various bits of bric-a-brac and turds in the area.

“Cleaning up the raw human faeces and needles is a thankless task but someone has to do it,” a disgruntled worker wearing a Hazmat suit and gas mask said whilst looking over a huge steaming turd nestled on the road.

As the hours went by of the clean-up, all there could be heard was a whining, and crying sound as some of the CHOPPERS were summarily arrested for blocking the workers.

It comes as no surprise that CHOP ended up like every other Marxist experiment, and finally, the poor downtrodden residents of the area can now walk in their neighbourhood without fear of violence, rape or death.

 

Black Lives Matter More Than Others

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No one gives a shit if a Middle Eastern man dies during an arrest, or if a Korean is killed by a policeman, or if an Italian dies in custody. Paradoxically, no one gives a shit if a black man shoots another black man in some hellhole American city like Detroit or Chicago.

No one cares, because Black Lives only matter if killed by the hands of a white cop, and that makes their lives Better Than Yours, you are not an African American, and you were not filmed whilst getting arrested by a white cop. Black lives matter then, because African Americans are more important than anyone else. Libyans, Moroccans, Koreans, Norwegians, Mexicans, Israelis, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis, Arabs, Belarusians, South East Asians, Mediterraneans, Lithuanians, Ethiopians, Argentinians, Turks, Greeks, Italians…your lives don’t matter, not as much as black lives matter.

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Black lives are better than you, they are worth riots for months, looting, arson with no arrests, and mega corporations virtue signalling for more sales.

Black lives matter so much now that history books are being erased, and statues are being pulled down by ignorant uneducated communist Bolsheviks on some kind of deranged extremist mission.

Black lives matter so much now that entire libraries of history are being literally burnt down, all of this amongst people being made to feel shame and kneel in front of their new oppressors.

Black lives matter but yours doesn’t matter for shit now. You, the forgotten, equally downtrodden minority are not black enough, and you’re not African American so your life means nothing now. Only black lives matter — not yours!

That’s right, only black lives matter..the rest suffer in silence…and get on with their fucking (less important) lives.

SEEKING HELP IN A JOBS CRISIS

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Even before the full implications of the outbreak became apparent, networks started laying off staff. There was an odd period when two different scenarios seemed to overlap: the discourse from network chiefs who pledged to protect their employees – and the reality of people who suddenly found themselves out of work. And let’s not forget freelancers, left in the cold as agencies slashed budgets for external resources.

The National Advertising Benevolent Society (NABS) in the United Kingdom exists to provide support in just these kind of circumstances. So we contacted Uzma Afridi, its head of careers, to find out what advertising people who find themselves out of work can do to help themselves.

What’s the first piece of advice you’d give to someone who’s just been laid off?

Take a moment and breathe. Make a cup of tea and process that call/conversation.

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Uzma Afridi (NABS)

When a decision about our lives has been taken out of our hands, it is not unusual for it to trigger a survival mode reaction in us, because our brain has perceived a threat or fear situation. That may be the threat of our financial support and/or structure is being taken away from us, or the fear of the unknown. An unexpected conversation that throws us activates the stress/fear response, meaning the cognitive part of our brain starts to shut down and the emotional part of our brain takes the lead.

The emotional brain isn’t logical and therefore our reaction is not always the most helpful for us in that moment. Taking a moment to process what has happened, and pausing to shift the brain’s focus back into a cognitive function, can help reduce the emotional reaction. It can also induce a calm response which consciously engages your frontal lobes, helping you think about your situation logically to figure what the impact of that conversation has had on you and your situation and what you can control, enabling you to better consider thoughtful and rational solutions regarding your next steps.

How can NABS help people who find themselves in a precarious position?

NABS has created a dedicated Knowledge Hub as a one-stop shop resource for anybody worried about their job and/or emotional health during the current crisis and beyond. The Knowledge Hub offers a range of resources to help individuals who are concerned about their positions at work. This includes a redundancy tool featuring FAQs on redundancy, bite-sized videos about furlough, resources for the self-employed, advice on managing income and outgoings and also support with emotional well-being including support with anxiety and tips on mindfulness.

NABS’ Advice Line offers free, confidential and impartial advice to advertising industry employees. Anybody who is concerned about their position can call our team of dedicated and experienced support advisors, all of whom are able to discuss contractual rights as well as general concerns.

NABS also offers free one-to-one coaching to UK advertising industry employees, where individuals can benefit from bespoke support with career options, stress or well-being.

NABS does a great job in the UK. Are there equivalents in the United States or elsewhere?

There is a similar organisation in Canada, also called NABS. In Australia there’s grassroots groups Never Not Creative and the Mentally Healthy Change Group, run by Andy Wright of Streamtime. These are not equivalent to NABS but share our aims of supporting the ad community and encouraging open conversations about mental and emotional health in the industry.

Freelancers are suffering a great deal. What could they do to seek financial support while work is thin on the ground?

UK advertising freelancers can call NABS’ Advice Line for help. NABS’ support advisors can help individuals to explore how they can maximise their income at this time and whether NABS’ financial assistance, in the form of a means-tested Support or Upskilling Grant, might be applicable. NABS also offers a host of resources for freelancers. These resources have been brought together to support freelancers throughout the current situation and beyond.

Should Humans Be Forced to Like Things or People They Don’t Like?

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Freedom of speech and artistic expression, as well as political expression should mean the freedom to also dislike elements or humans from society, and culture without fear of censorship.

The conglomerate powers that monopolise free speech controls are now stipulating that humans should not be allowed to voice their disapproval and have labelled their thoughtcrime as ‘hate speech’.

Therefore, under the strict rules of the controllers, ‘hate speech’ encompasses any form of dissent to their thought pattern, or their strict rules of linguistic discourse. ‘Hate speech’ could be defined as anything, and is thus an open-ended control system, that can be changed at any time to please the controllers.

Where one word may be permissible one day, on another, the controllers will deem it as ‘hate speech’ and anyone who dares to utter the word ostracised, cancelled and deleted. In some cases, the offending person could lose their whole livelihood and turfed unceremoniously from society.

This Orwellian thoughtcrime is just one of the tools the controllers utilise on society to effectively create an authoritarian, totalitarian control system that the soviets used in the CCCP, and the Chinese Communist Party use today. This dystopian attack on freedom of speech and human expression is just another nail in the coffin of democracy and a form of linguistic poverty.

In a democratic society, people are allowed to voice their opinions in a disapproving fashion and to even dislike certain groups of people without fear of prosecution or censorship. Western nations, are therefore moving away from democracy, and the controllers are embracing the Chinese Communist Party dictatorial line in speech control.

The West has effectively been eviscerated from within by virtue signalling brands, and by conglomerates in line with Chinese communistic thought control methods.

We are living today in an extremist society where nearly everything is banned, censored, and history erased. This is exactly what the fascists, and communists employed during their evil reign.

One would think that World War II was never fought and won by the Allies for freedom, because much of their wins for democracy have been erased by the current controllers, who have turned to the mantle of fascism and communism to enforce their censorship agenda of limiting human freedom.

As the communists and fascists burned books, erased entire libraries, and arrested anyone who spoke out of line, so too are the conglomerate monopoly controllers doing so today, as everyone knows, erasing history condemns humanity to repeat it ad infinitum.

If no one speaks up about the evil of censorship and cancel culture, then it will continue unabated, and will destroy democracy forever within the West. Once democracy is destroyed from within, it will be almost impossible to reinstate, as the controllers will have their evil grip on telling you what to think, what to say, and how to act.

Who controls the controllers? If the people rebel, the controllers, who are few, will be powerless, but for this to happen, everyone must rise up and speak out against the injustice of what these entities are doing by censoring, deleting and using bias for their communo-fascist agenda of limiting freedom of speech.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?  Juvenal (Satire VI, lines 347–348)

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