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Fishy Smells Coming From Biden-controlled Secret Service

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Fishy Smells Coming From Biden-controlled Secret Service

If the Biden Democrats control the majority of the US media, Big Tech, US Judicial system, Federal Gov. Depts., electoral system, etc, who is to say they can’t control the Secret Service? That’s one small question in a whole fucking line of questions people should be asking. The Biden-controlled Secret Service* certainly has some questions to answer.

This entire Trump assassination attempt smells fishier than Kim Kardashian’s crusty knickers left to ferment on a hot radiator for two weeks. Naturally, the Dems will label people asking legitimate questions about the lax security detail as “conspiracy theorists” because that is the technique they utilise to delegitimise and discredit genuine questions about what these people do. Anything or anyone questioning their actions has the prefix “conspiracy” added.

To have some 20-year-old guy in plain sight seen inching forward on a rooftop directly in line of sight of Donald Trump whilst crowd members desperately try to alert the Secret Service is an event that definitely proves some sort of complicity, some sort of dodgy plan that did not work out for the Democrat planners of this operation. Any normal security detail would have secured any rooftop within a one-mile radius, they would have had drones above monitoring the area, they would have had spotters and snipers on every vantage point — not with Trump though, the Secret Service stood down, they did not secure the area, and if Trump had not moved his head at the last moment, he would be dead right now.

Cui bono? Who benefits from a deadly shooting of an opposing political candidate in the midst of an election campaign? Well, the Democrats stood to benefit highly by finally eliminating the one opponent who they have thrown everything including the kitchen sink at to stop him, and yet he soldiers on. They have tried to impeach Trump dozens of times, imprison him, criminalise him, bankrupt him, cheat at elections with ballot stuffing, misuse of proxy votes, tampering with electronic voting systems, postal ballot fraud, non-citizen voting, cancel him via Big Tech collusion and corruption, etc, etc.

Not just Democrats who want Trump dead

But it’s not just the Democrats who want Trump eliminated by any means, there are many Republicans and RINOs who want Trump taken out. You see, TDS is a cross-party phenomenon. That’s why party affiliation does not mean a thing in this case. The shooter was supposedly a registered Republican and may have registered to vote in a Republican primary, which some Democrats do. In 2022 the Democratic Party gave money to several Republican primary candidates, to try to get the opposing candidates that they wanted for the general election.

Unfortunately for the Democrat planners, this operation failed, and now Trump is well on the way to winning the election outright. The decision has already been solidified for many voters by this sordid episode. Trump’s support skyrocketed when he was photographed punching the air in defiance after he was shot and wounded. Unless the next Democrat pawn does not miss at the next Trump rally, Trump supporters have got this election now in the bag.

*”Biden-controlled” refers to Obama control, who is currently undergoing his third term in office. Joe Biden, himself, has no control over anything, and can barely string a coherent sentence together.

UPDATE: This article was removed from our Facebook Groups page and labelled as ‘SPAM’. This action alone proves the very point of the entire article.

Another Sad Day For England: Spain Send English Tourists Home

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Another Sad Day For England: Spain Send English Tourists Home

In the Daily Squib office, we were keeping schtum about England’s magnificent and lucky entry into the Euro 2024 finals. We honestly thought by not writing about Gareth Southgate’s England team we would not somehow jinx the players, but unfortunately our ploy did not work, and the fucking team lost anyway.

How about this for a double Spanish blow. The Spanish are sending English tourists packing from their holiday spots, and from football tournaments as well. The seemingly never ending saga of England’s football misery has hit yet another epic low. Fifty-eight long, excruciating years and counting. Gareth Southgate, the team’s valiant manager, had dreams of glory, dreams of winning “so much that it hurts.” Well, congrats, Gareth — hurt is all we’ve got, and it’s coming in fuckin’ spades.

As Spain flamencoed their way to the European Championship title, Southgate’s hopes of lifting a trophy crumbled faster than another promise from Gary Lineker to stop posting his awful woke social media posts. Southgate probably knows this is his swan song as England’s manager. That piece of silverware has eluded England since 1966, and for a fleeting moment, it seemed within reach. Marc Guehi’s header in the 90th minute was cleared off the line, leaving England inches—just inches—from forcing extra-time. But alas, those inches might as well have been miles.

Cheated at the last moment

Spain’s winning goal? Onside by millimetres. Because why not add a little salt to the wound? Mikel Oyarzabal’s goal sealed England’s sorrowful fate tonight. It’s the classic tale in England’s sad saga. At the final whistle, Southgate stood there, a picture of desolation, while his players collapsed like a poorly assembled IKEA bookshelf.

England, our brave underdogs, had clawed their way back in the last-16, the quarter-final, the semi-final, but the final? A step too far, my friends. They’ve now lost two Euros finals back-to-back, which is an achievement in its own right, one supposes. The late goals, the substitutions, the grit, the resilience—it all added up to diddly crapping squat once again.

Spain, the undisputed champions of the Euros, knocked out the hosts Germany, sent the favourites France packing, and then casually dispatched England. They’ve won their last four major tournament finals. Meanwhile, England is still clutching at straws, begging for just one. Just one. Just this once. And so, the pain goes on. And on. Football ain’t coming home again for another ____ years.

See you at the World Cup in two years.

TRUMP SHOOTING: Nasty Anti-Trump Rhetoric to Blame

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TRUMP SHOOTING: Nasty Anti-Trump Rhetoric to Blame

After months/years of demonising President Trump with really nasty rhetoric, the Dems are partly to blame for the extreme polarisation of the political landscape and the resultant violent targeting of Donald J. Trump. The anti-Trump rhetoric is the direct cause of yesterday’s shooting by radicalising people with divisive and vituperative rhetoric. There was already a heavy load of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) present due to years of demonising Trump, and weaponising the judicial and federal state system against him.

Whichever political persuasion someone leans towards, they should be allowed to speak without fear of violence or cancellation. The so-called “inclusive” and “tolerant” left have shown themselves not to be liberal in any way, but intolerant authoritarians who use violence and intimidation to shut down political discussion. In the UK, Nigel Farage is constantly abused, cancelled and a target of bias by British socialists. In the US, Trump’s situation is even worse.

The supposed inclusive tolerant “liberals” have promoted this wholesale divisive and toxic anti-Trump rhetoric, inciting extreme hatred, which inevitably spills over into real violence.

Biden himself used violent rhetoric during a speech the other day, with language like “it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye”.

The political ramifications of the shooting incident means that the Dems are not only left with a lacklustre demented candidate in Biden, but now a united Trump supporter base or, as the Democrats describe them — his “deplorable” followers.

The Dems have now lost the election, and this time their electoral tricks, weaponised state and media bias will not be able to contain the election result in November.

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Serious Failure in Security For Trump Rally

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Serious Failure in Security For Trump Rally

The shooter was seen edging forward on a roof close to President Trump. People were pointing at the shooter, but the Secret Service did nothing. This is a serious failure in security, because every rooftop within a mile perimeter should have been secured. Why were there no drones flying over the area? Why were rooftops with a line of sight of the podium not secured within a mile of the Trump rally? There could have been multiple shooters.

We still have no news on whom the shooter was, as he is now dead.

The shooter was placed at an elevated position within range of the podium where Trump was speaking. He had a clear line of sight of Trump, and the Secret Service, who are under the control of the Biden campaign, seem to have done nothing to secure the elevated rooftops within the zone of the rally point before the event took place.

This shooting would probably not occur at a Biden rally.

Trump Assassination Attempt – Democrats Celebrate In Streets

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Trump Assassination Attempt – Democrats Celebrate In Streets

Democrat supporters and people with TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) have been celebrating in the streets of Los Angeles, New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Portland Oregon at the news that President Donald Trump was shot in an assassination attempt at a rally in Pennsylvania. The attempted assassination of Donald Trump shows the level that the people who do not want Trump elected will go to.

Some people in the crowds in New York were heard chanting “Trump, Trump Got Shot, Ya Know What, Next Time Centre the Dot!”

Meanwhile, the Trump team have revealed that President Trump is okay.

There is speculation that ANTIFA could be involved in the shooting, they are a domestic terrorist movement supported by Obama and Biden and the Democrat Party.

The Democrat Party is currently under a lot of strain due to their candidate for the 2024 election showing signs of serious advanced dementia/Alzheimer’s.

BREAKING: TRUMP SHOT AT RALLY! – LIVE UPDATES –

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BREAKING: TRUMP SHOT AT RALLY! – LIVE UPDATES –

Shortly after former President Donald Trump took the stage at his campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, “popping noises” sounded off. Trump hit the ground, his agents rushed him off-stage. The crowd is dispersing.

STORY DEVELOPING

UPDATE 00:31 GMT

SHOOTER – DEAD (STILL NOT IDENTIFIED)

AUDIENCE MEMBER – DEAD (COLLATERAL DAMAGE)

TRUMP – GRAZED BY BULLETS

TRUMP DEFIANT SHOT

01:25 GMT

The shooter was shot by a counter sniper, which indicates that the shooter was not in the crowd. It is possible that the shooter was using a rifle of some sort from afar.

Someone posted the video below showing a person lying down face up and motionless on a roof on the edge of the Trump rally area. It is not yet confirmed if this is the deceased shooter.

President Trump confirms on Truth Social that he was indeed shot…

The video below from an eyewitness as reported by the BBC – The shooter had his head blown off.

5 Methods Apps and Websites Use “Dark Patterns” to Manipulate Users

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5 Methods Apps and Websites Use “Dark Patterns” to Manipulate Users

Silicon Valley websites, social media and apps are increasingly utilising an arsenal of manipulative and deceitful techniques called Dark Patterns to influence and force web users to part with their money easier, and in order to trap consumers into making purchases they would not normally make.

Dark Patterns

“Dark patterns” refer to deceitful design techniques employed by websites and apps to influence user behaviour in ways that benefit the service providers, often at the expense of the users. These design elements are intentionally subtle and misleading and are crafted to manipulate consumers into making decisions they might not otherwise make, such as signing up for subscriptions, making additional purchases, or staying subscribed to services longer than intended.

Prevalence and Study Findings

A comprehensive study conducted by the FTC in collaboration with international consumer protection networks analysed 642 websites and apps offering subscription services. The findings revealed that nearly 76 percent of these platforms employed at least one dark pattern, with 67 percent using multiple such techniques. These statistics highlight the widespread use of deceptive practices in the digital subscription industry, raising significant concerns about consumer protection.

Common Dark Patterns and Their Impact

1. Sneaking:

    • Trick: This technique involves concealing automatic subscription renewals during the sign-up process or making it difficult to disable them.
    • Prevalence: Used by 81 percent of the analysed platforms.
    • Impact: Consumers often find themselves unknowingly enrolled in recurring payments, leading to unexpected charges.

2. Obstruction:

    • Trick: This tactic makes certain actions, such as cancelling a subscription, unnecessarily complicated or tedious. It often includes hidden or hard-to-find options for opting out.
    • Prevalence: Employed by a significant number of services, with 70 percent not providing clear cancellation information and 67 percent not specifying cancellation deadlines.
    • Impact: Consumers face difficulties in cancelling services, resulting in continued charges for unwanted subscriptions.

3. Forced Action:

    • Trick: Platforms require users to provide payment details to access free trials, which can lead to automatic charges if users forget to cancel before the trial ends.
    • Prevalence: Observed in 66.4 percent of the studied platforms.
    • Impact: Users are often charged for services they intended to try for free, leading to potential financial losses.

4. Social Proof:

    • Trick: Leveraging crowd behaviour to influence individual decisions by displaying metrics about other users’ activities.
    • Prevalence: Used by 21.5 percent of the platforms.
    • Impact: Encourages users to sign up or upgrade based on perceived popularity, rather than individual need.

5. Interface Interference:

    • Trick: This broad category includes pre-selecting more expensive options, using visual hierarchies to promote certain choices, and employing emotionally manipulative language (“confirmshaming”).
    • Prevalence: Found in 22.5 percent (pre-selection) and 38.3 percent (visual hierarchy) of cases.
    • Impact: Users are nudged towards making more costly or beneficial-to-the-business decisions without fully realising it.

Consumer Protection

The study, conducted as part of the International Consumer Protection and Enforcement Network’s (ICPEN) annual review, underscores the need for increased consumer awareness and protection against dark patterns. With officials from 27 authorities across 26 countries participating, the research utilised dark pattern descriptions established by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development to assess the impact of these practices.

The Deadly Perils of Being a Policeman In Modern America

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The Deadly Perils of Being a Policeman In Modern America

Imagine waking up every day, not knowing whether you are going to be dragged along a motorway hanging onto a car door at high speed or end up shot in the back by some 10-year-old ghetto kid with an AK-47 machine gun? These are the perils of working in America as a policeman. These brave men and women of the police should be commended for the bravery they display in a wild jungle of insanity where each moment of life could be their very last. One moment everything is supposedly calm, the next requires quick thinking and agility of actions. If the policeman acts to save his life, or the lives of others, some States will even attempt to prosecute officers simply for doing their jobs. Being a policeman in America these days is a hazard only the few come away from unscathed.

Buffalo, New York — On July 10, 2024, at about 12:30 a.m., Buffalo Police Officers initiated a traffic stop in the area of Kensington Avenue at Poultney Avenue for an apparent speeding violation and tinted windows. During the stop, officers noticed a 6-year-old boy in the front passenger seat without a seat belt. When asked for his driving licence, 25-year-old Dae’von Roberts admitted he did not have it with him but provided another form of identification. Upon checking the ID, officers found no record of a valid driving licence for Roberts. When asked to step out of the vehicle, Roberts instead sped away, with one officer hanging onto the car door. As the vehicle accelerated to over 60 MPH, the officer drew his weapon and shot Roberts multiple times. Both the officer and Roberts fell out of the vehicle. The officer immediately ran to the car and safely pulled the 6-year-old boy from the front seat. The child was unharmed. Officers on the scene administered first aid to Roberts, who was then transported to Erie County Medical Center where he was pronounced dead. The officer involved was treated for minor injuries and released from the hospital. A subsequent search of the vehicle, which was not registered to Roberts, revealed a 9 mm Taurus handgun under the driver’s seat. Roberts was identified as the half-brother of Jaylen Griffin, a 12-year-old boy who went missing in 2020 and whose remains were discovered in April 2024. Records show that Roberts was recently indicted in June on charges of firing gunshots following a vigil for his brother on April 22. Although no one was injured in that incident, Roberts faced felony charges of attempted assault and weapons possession. He had pleaded not guilty and was released under supervision.

Joe Biden Fully Endorses Vice President Trump

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Joe Biden Fully Endorses Vice President Trump

This is getting very sad right now. Along with calling Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, “Putin” now Joe Biden is fully endorsing Vice President Trump. How sad and deluded can the Democrats be to let this charade continue any longer?

Sleepy Joe needs a holiday, he needs to be put to bed so he can stare at the bare walls for hours or whatever he does at home. Give the guy his daily ice cream, feed him his green mush, fuckin’ do something for fuck’s sake.

Where’s Vice President Trump?

The people who have been running this sham for the past four years must have some ideas about how to proceed next? The Obama Team who run America’s daily operations must now dump this guy from the Democrat ticket like a hot potato. They have fooled millions of people for so long, but now the game seems to be up. If they do not fix things soon, the situation will only worsen.

At least have the decency to think of the state of the American nation and its people, as well as the safety of the United States. Anything other than a full dump of this poor, sad and deluded individual is cowardice and a betrayal of the role of the US presidency.

Why Biden Should Not Be Allowed to Make Any Decisions

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Why Biden Should Not Be Allowed to Make Any Decisions

It would be highly irresponsible and very dangerous for Joe Biden to make any decisions concerning US policy, or anything that may affect government. Even though Biden is supposedly the President of the United States, it is hoped that for the past four years his handlers have been making all necessary decisions to run the government and implement policy domestic and abroad. There have been odd exceptions which have been visible as being unfortunately under the Biden hand, and the evacuation of troops from Afghanistan was a prime example — it was a disaster. After that ‘clusterfuck’ Biden’s handlers took a tighter rein on decision-making.

Who are Biden’s handlers? Well, the walking cadaver known as Joe Biden is just a mere precept to keep the Democrats in power. A US president can only legally serve for two terms in office, so they brought in the practically brain-dead, comatose Joe Biden in so that Obama and his team could have a third term.

If all goes to plan, the Obama team will have a fourth term when Democrat voters (a completely deranged and deluded bunch) vote Biden in for a second term in office. By that time, Joe Biden may have to be carted around in a chair and have strings attached to his lips to make them move as recordings of his voice are played through hidden speakers. Who knows how they will handle the charade? Holograms? Mirrors?

There are murmurs however that the Obama team are seriously tired of this game, and wish to come out of the shadows, but they have been warned by Democrat masterminds that this would compromise the entire operation.

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