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Pity the Poor Tesla Robot Now Owned by Kim Kardashian

Imagine having all those years of training and high-end programming only to be owned by a Kardashian. It’s sad to see such a waste of AI intellect farmed out to Kim Kardashian, a woman with a gargantuan grotesque plastic ass that resembles a baboon’s and an IQ probably lower than a primate, or a fucking rock. Kim will naturally be disappointed the robot does not come with a 15″ black cock, because that’s the only type she likes, or fits. After she’s done with it, the robot’s IQ will be -100, and will walk with a limp.

 

Remembering Rangers’ Run to the 2022 Europa League Final

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While Rangers ultimately fell at the final hurdle, the 2021-22 season delivered one of the club’s most memorable European campaigns in their long and storied history.

Going all the way to the Europa League final in Seville was a testament to the team’s resilience and tactical flexibility under former player Giovanni van Bronckhorst.

It also once again highlighted the unwavering support at Ibrox, which makes the iconic stadium such a fortress on major European nights.

Rangers have had little to celebrate domestically at the time of writing, as they currently sit third in the table and are all but out of the running for the title in the Scottish Premiership betting. However, they do hold a crucial top-16 place in the Europa League standings.

That said, it now seems like a good time to look back at their incredible run from two seasons ago, which saw them overcome managerial changes and make remarkable comebacks against the odds.

Qualifying phase

Rangers’ path to the final started as early as August 2021 in the qualifying phase, as they beat Armenian side Alashkert 1-0 on aggregate in the play-off round after dropping down to Europe’s secondary club competition after losing to Malmo in the third round of Champions League qualification.

Group stage

The Gers were drawn in Group A of the Europa League alongside French outfit Lyon, Danish side Brondby, and the Czech Republic’s Sparta Prague.

They got off to a difficult start under Steven Gerrard, losing to Lyon and Sparta Prague before picking up a crucial four points against Brondby with a win at Ibrox and a draw away from home.

Gerrard then departed for Aston Villa in November, with Van Bronckhorst drafted in. The Dutch coach guided Rangers out of the group in second place with a win over Sparta and a draw against Lyon.

Knockout round

Drawn against Borussia Dortmund in the first knockout round, the general consensus was this would be the end of Ranger’s European journey for the season, as the German giants were the heavy favourites in football betting.

However, the Gers caused an almighty upset in the first leg at Signal Iduna Park. James Tavernier, Alfredo Morelos, and John Lundstram fired the visitors into a 3-0 lead in Germany.

Jude Bellingham pulled one back for the hosts to give them a glimmer of hope, but a Dan-Axel Zagadou own goal restored Rangers’ three-goal before Raphael Guerreiro’s late striker made it 4-2.

The second leg ended 2-2 at Ibrox, sending the Gers through to the round of 16.

Round of 16

Rangers were paired with Red Star in the last 16, and the tie looked all but over when the Scottish side stormed to a 3-0 win in the first leg at Ibrox.

An early goal for the hosts in Belgrade made it look like there was still some life left in this matchup, but Ryan Kent made it 4-1 on aggregate in the second half and El Fardou Ben’s late goal was nothing more than a consolation.

Quarter-finals

Portuguese side Braga awaited Rangers in the quarter-finals, and Van Bronckhorst’s side had to turn around a 1-0 deficit at Ibrox after falling to a slender defeat in the first leg.

It didn’t take the Gers long to get back into the tie on home soil, as Tavernier scored just two minutes in, and the captain netted again from the penalty spot to make it 2-0 before half-time.

David Carmo’s late strike forced extra-time, but the roof came off Ibrox when Kemar Roofe tapped in from close range in the 101st minute.

Semi-finals

Much like their clash with BVB, Rangers were tipped to have reached the end of the road when they faced RB Leipzig in the last four.

With the first leg taking place at Red Bull Arena, the Gers set out to frustrate the hosts and looked to have completed the trick as the final whistle approached—only for Angelino to break the deadlock in the 85th minute.

The Rangers fans rallied around their side back at Ibrox, and Leipzig struggled to cope with the electric atmosphere as Tavernier and Glen Kamara made it 2-1 on aggregate.

Christopher Nkunku got the German side back on level terms in the second half, but Lundstram’s late goal sent Ibrox into raptures.

The final

Facing German opposition for the third time, Rangers went head-to-head with Eintracht Frankfurt at the Ramon Sanchez-Pizjuan Stadium.

The opening 45 minutes was a tense affair, but the Gers fans started to dream of European success when Joe Aribo burst through and gave them the lead in the 57th minute.

Frankfurt got back into the final through Rafael Borre just over 10 minutes later, and the nervy game went all the way to penalties—where the German outfit won as loanee Aaron Ramsay missed the only spot-kick in a 6-5 loss.

Blacks Empowered by Return of Meghan Markle to Spotlight

If you go to Twitter X, all you now see are black people posting fawning posts about some silly Netflix show that Meghan Markle is doing. They feel empowered by having this woman showing up the Windsor royal family and destroying “whitey”. There’s nothing inherently wrong with that, all it shows is that there is a great divide between black and white, even though Markle is more white than black herself.

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Although Markle was forbidden from using the given royal title to profit off, she is making a fool of the royal family and weak King Charles, who does not have the guts or balls to take away her title after the amount of abuse she has dealt the Windsors by profiting hugely off the cursed thing. It is truly sad to see the amount of thievery that has gone on by Markle, and her entitled give me that nature, (even stealing the late Queen’s nickname without her permission) but it is what it is, and as the stolen fruits of the British royal family are defiled in some garish vulgar Netflix show, life goes on for many people without bothering about such banal shite. African Americans are loving it though, it is almost a fuck you to the British colonials, and a win against the “white oppressors” of old for them. Despite not being able to cook, it is obvious that all the dishes in the show were carefully prepared by a professional chef, and the sickeningly thin Meghan certainly does not eat food like that.

The Windsors are now a lost memory, a fading photograph riddled with cancerous tumours, as Meghan Markle laughs in their faces scoffing at their “stuffy” German faces.

All it would take is one swift stroke of the sword to correct things by revoking the Sussex title and the Windsors would reclaim their place, but alas this will never happen, and they will forever be lost in the sands of cowardice and timid surrender. Courage it seems is in very short supply in Britain at the moment.

Because of Mass Unfettered Immigration into West There Will be More Terrorism

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It is an unfortunate fact that when you don’t know who is coming into the country, they have no passports and no documents, that some of the people streaming in will not have good intentions. Of course, not all migrants are bad people, and there are genuine individuals looking for a better economic life away from the Third World, but this does not mean that seasoned terrorists and Jihadists cannot slip through the net as well. Mass unfettered immigration has been ongoing now for over three decades into the USA/UK/EU, and it is still ongoing right now. There is no end in sight to the open door policies employed by Western nations and territories.

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Unless something is done to alleviate the open borders system, there will be more terrorism and an increase in criminal activity. Crime gangs see the West as easy pickings, and they also know that the justice system, especially in Europe is lax, therefore they continue to ply their criminal activities unabated.

Western nations are now effectively on the back foot, having been infiltrated by vast amounts of terrorists, sleeper cells, criminals and malicious individuals who wish only harm on the West.

What is more disconcerting is the fact that many of these nefarious individuals are appeased and protected by the woke and socialist elements within the nations that have been infiltrated.

The general malaise felt in many inundated, and now overpopulated, overcrowded Western nations is one of defeat and moral decline. There are no clear answers from any leaders within these nations, who have been complicit in allowing this terrible situation to escalate.

biden nuke biden memory loss memory resets every five minutesOnce control of the population is lost by the so-called “leaders” then society and culture begins to deteriorate, and this deterioration is normalised. The new normal is now an elemental, destructive societal force that destroys the fundamental principles and ideological pillars that made Western civilisation great, replacing it with woke historical revisionism, woke cultural lies, and woke appeasement with “diversity inclusion” quotas where people are chosen to inhabit roles they are not qualified to inhabit, and their race is the only metric used.

Why are African nations not forced to have European people put in every job or governmental office? No, it is only the woke West that is forcing mass unfettered migration and diversity quotas upon itself.

biden napThe levels of terror and crime will thus increase at exponential levels in the West, and ISIS, which now has a decent foothold in Syria, will increase its territorial hold. The new Caliphate, Islamic State was a pipe dream, but now it will become a reality. The complicit and apathetic Biden administration, who have not achieved anything in four years of rule, have dropped the ball multiple times and are directly involved through their foolish intransigence in acting to thwart the deep threats from the Middle East. Joe Biden, a vegetable, is a shameful lesson in cover-ups, apathy and incompetence. Under Biden’s so-called presidency, over 15 million illegal migrants were allowed into the USA through its borders, which his administration opened. Mass unfettered immigration does have its consequences, and the increase in crime, homelessness, despair, joblessness and terrorism within the United States will be Biden’s evil legacy.

Woke Progressive Inclusivity Enables Terrorism to Flourish

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Call them what you will, the woke, progressives, socialists, liberals, they all love open border policies, and have opened the borders of Western countries for decades allowing anyone to come into the West. Furthermore, because these woke Marxists are supposedly “inclusive” they have enabled terrorism and criminality to flourish in the West. Progressive inclusive woke policies are essentially a form of enablement that allows criminals and terrorists to be included and celebrated in society, because socialists are inclusive, aren’t they? The terrorist group Hamas is an example of this inclusivity, as they are revered and supported in many woke institutions and by “progressive” socialists.

In the UK, foreign criminals are not allowed to be deported back to their country of origin because the ECHR rules against it. In the USA, the open door policy by the Obama and Biden administration at the border allows anyone to come into the country because these administrations are “inclusive”.

Where the West was once great and “exclusive” it is now being dragged down to a Third World status by the inclusive mob of woke zealots who have taken over the asylum.

The open door policy in the EU by the “inclusive” Angela Merkel was another disaster, and now Germany is paying a severe price for this folly, along with all the other European countries.

Forced “inclusivity” is dangerous, and Western nations will have to either turn the clock back by cleaning up their house or fall into terminal permanent decline and ultimately ruin.

Wokism is proof that there are people within Western countries who are actively working day and night to ruin the West.

Natural forms of inclusivity and slow integration policies through gentle controlled immigration as was employed in the past before the woke militant socialists opened the borders was the key to success, but was essentially abandoned decades ago and now the damage is so deep, it may be too late.

New Orleans Attack: Thousands of Sleeper Cells and Agents Embedded in the West

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What the New Orleans attacks shows is that the West has been infiltrated deeply by hundreds of thousands of Jihadist sleeper cells and agents. It does not matter if these individuals were born in the West, or are recent imports, they are ideologically radicalised individuals and sleeper cells who have infiltrated institutions, the military, schools, universities, businesses, and the government. Shamsud Din Jabbar, was the man who drove his vehicle through Bourbon Street crowds, killing over 10 people, and he was a man who was born and raised in America. He was a veteran of the US Army, and held high ranking jobs in the IT business, yet he chose to end his life and the lives of others performing Islamic Jihad.

Sleeper Cells

ISIS - ISIL - Islamic State Flag sleeper cellsReligious individuals, especially referencing Islam, are borne from what seems to be a trigger religion that embeds belief deep in the minds of its followers. Jihadists come from all parts of life, and are essentially alters, as in they are deeply programmed to carry out acts against what they have been programmed to see as “infidels”. Christians, especially evangelists and zealots also have the same sort of programming and belief system, although not as overtly dangerous as the Islamic programmed Jihadists. In essence, every organised religion has specific linguistic triggers embedded in its programming and books that enable individuals to be actioned to kill or carry out atrocities. The skilled programmers especially love newly converted religious zealots, because these individuals are especially powerful with their newly found “purpose” and can be directed to do almost anything. The thousands of sleeper cells in the West are a time bomb waiting to go off at any time.

The key programming of these Jihadists is completed from birth to adulthood, and can be triggered at any time. The plethora of sleeper cells embedded in the West possibly cannot be counted. We have already witnessed what has happened in Western universities and educational establishments with Hamas, who are ideologically supported by many people, some who have been converted to the ways of terroristic thinking even though they are generational European Westerners. In Britain, even the police now protect Hamas and in London they are idolised by the London Mayor.

The year 2025 has thus started with the tragic bloodletting of innocent revellers splattering the asphalt of Bourbon Street in New Orleans, and there is a real danger now that many other terrorist cells who are deeply embedded within the framework of Western society will now think about activating. Hopefully, this will not happen, but let us consider that the Western leaders and policymakers are also complicit in their own destruction because of decades of open door migratory policies that have fomented this madness. In the USA, UK and EU, millions upon millions of people have been let in, and no one knows who these people actually are. Let us also consider the fact that many of the programmed alters do not know themselves that they have been programmed to kill once certain psychologically embedded religious triggers are activated. Trauma based mind control is a delicate form of mind programming utilised by skilled practitioners, religious leaders, priests to fracture the minds of their subjects so that parts of the subconscious mind are not aware that other parts of embedded commands exist.

Wokism, socialism and Marxism are also deeply insidious forms of programming, and have also infiltrated the West, tearing the tenets of Western civilisation down from the inside. The Woke religion is similar to Jihadism, and both have worked in tandem, complimenting each other to create a terrible destructive force that will ultimately spell the end of Western hegemony and civilisation unless they are summarily eradicated once and for all. Sleeper cells are everywhere, and can strike at any time or place in the West, it’s just a question of rooting them out, and controlling unfettered immigration.

Message? Tesla Cybertruck Detonates in Front of Trump Tower – UPDATED

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A Tesla Cybertruck has just detonated in front of Trump Tower. It is not clear if this is intentional or not.

It is highly suspicious that this explosion occurred directly outside the Trump building and seeing as Elon Musk is heavily in tow with President Trump, this could be some kind of message, although this could also be a simple coincidence with an EV fire.

It is not clear whether this is linked to the New Orleans attack today.

UPDATE

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The driver in the Las Vegas explosion, named locally as 37-year-old Matthew Livelsberger from Colorado Springs, had also previous military experience, sources told NBC News.

It’s not clear if the drivers served in the military at the same time or where they did. Both men used the same car-sharing app to rent the cars used in the attacks.

12 DEAD: Possible ISIS Flag On New Orleans Attack Truck? LIVE UPDATES

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ISISThe New Year attack on a crowded Bourbon Street in New Orleans, killing 12 people and injuring 30, could be related to terrorism. Although, the New Orleans mayor and police called it a terror attack, the FBI have denied it was related to terrorism. The perpetrator of the heinous act was flying a flag on the back of the truck, which was then tied up by the police after the attack. What was on the flag? The ISIS terrorist organisation also has a black flag, but no one has yet released any information on the attacker or his affiliation to any group, or whether he was acting alone.

Usually, when a suspect of an attack is not revealed, this historically means that they are from a protected group deemed sensitive by the socialists in power.

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UPDATE 17:46 GMT

The now deceased suspect has been named as Shamsud Din Jabbar, a US citizen from Texas — born in America, 43 years old. He served in the US Army. And he was wearing body armour under his camo. And an ISIS flag.

 

 

 

 

 

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Commissar Reeves: “Thanks to my policies 200,000 UK jobs will be lost”

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Commissar Reeves of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain today announced jubilantly that because of her wonderful punitive policies of increasing the share of National Insurance contributions that employers will have to pay from April which will add £2.3billion bill for the retail sector, over 200000 UK jobs will be lost.

STASI CUNT RACHEL REEVES SOVIET BRITAIN LABOUR 1984 - Enhanced 2“Comrades, I today announce the destruction of the retail sector in Soviet Britain. Thanks to my anti-business decisions to punish the private retail sector, over 200,000 people will lose their jobs. This is wonderful news for Britain’s already struggling High Street retail shops, because I fucking hate them any way.

“Do not be bothered by these events, they are welcome because you voted for ‘change’ and we are dedicated to our election promises to bring forth change to you the voter.

“No longer will you have shops selling ‘capitalist’ junk products but instead there will be empty shelves, and businesses will be forced to close their doors as 200000 UK jobs are consigned to the dustbin of history.

soviet britain labour party comrade starmer announces increase in choco rations“As we come up to the New Year, let us celebrate the death of capitalism and commerce in soviet Britain. This is for your own good. Remember that you will be happy with owning nothing, as all your wealth and assets are redistributed by our collectivist communist Labour policies.

“I would like to thank Supreme Comrade Starmer for standing by my punitive and irresponsible economic policies, and for helping me lie about my economic experience in my CV. Yes, I lied, but I am a Labour politician, and it is my duty to lie, to gaslight, and to destroy anything that was any good at one point in time.

Empty supermarket shelves“Fuck you and your fucking New Year. Enjoy the empty shops as 200000 UK jobs are lost. We’re okay here in the communist Big State, while we grab your assets and tax you to death you fucking capitalist scum. We are warm in our homes with 24 hour heating while the pensioners all drop dead so we can clean up the inheritance tax, and fuck the farmers, the landed gentry kulak shisters and their poxy tractors. We’re in charge now, and I’m your boss. Fuck you!”

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CITIZENS OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN – YOU WILL BE HAPPY WITH NOTHING WHEN WE REMOVE ALL YOUR ASSETS AND REDISTRIBUTE YOUR WEALTH. HARD WORK AND ASPIRATION MEAN NOTHING IN SOVIET BRITAIN AND ALL MERITOCRACY IS DEAD. ANY SOVIET CITIZEN WHO IS SEEN TO BE TRYING TO ACCUMULATE WEALTH OR ANY FORM OF TANGIBLE ASSET WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERELY. DOUBLEPLUS GOOD NEWS COMRADES! CHOCOLATE RATIONS TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR WILL BE INCREASED BY 0.6 GRAMS AND CITIZENS WILL ALL BE GIVEN AN ENTIRE PIECE OF ROTTEN BROCCOLI STOLEN FROM A KULAK FARMER. THANK YOU FOR VOTING LABOUR (YOU DOZY CUNT MUPPETS)!

 

Labour: “Comrades, there is nothing good to look forward to in 2025”

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Comrades, we are happy to announce that you will be poorer in 2025 and all aspiration will further be eroded. Businesses will be taxed heavier and punished for any form of success, and ordinary people will be substantially condemned for attempting to work to survive.

Anti-business and Pro Big State

There will be exemptions to the punitive taxation and negative sentiment. If you are part of the three-day working civil service with huge salaries, Marxist unions, train drivers, Labour MPs, Labour unelected peers, Labour high party officials, with immense gold-plated Big State pensions, you will be fine. This goes for train drivers on £85,000 salaries who work only for four days a week and who have also been awarded another 15% salary increase by the Labour Party. We are creating one new unelected, unaccountable QUANGO per week, and the Big State is growing at an exponential rate, further impoverishing the punished private sector, which will not exist in less than a decade’s time.

Recession Britain Caused by Destructive Naive Labour Policies Will Get Worse

Remember, comrades, we do not know anything about how to run an economy or how these concepts work. People like Commissar Rachel Reeves have never worked in the private sector or been involved in economics in any way, and her lies in her CV are proof of this fact. Labour cabinet members have never held a job in the private sector or run any form of business but have only been employed as civil servants. Britain’s economy and GDP are contracting, and we are in a recession. This is brilliant news, but in 2025 we hope to implement a Great Depression. You are all in good hands, so please do not worry. With high food prices and inflation rising again, we will make 2025 a year of true misery for ordinary people, but you must thank us because your suffering is our gain.

Net Zero and Concreting Over the Countryside

Don’t forget, we are dedicated to Net Zero, which we are working on very hard to impoverish Britons even further with punitive eco taxes and infrastructural changes that will make your lives more miserable and untenable. Commissar Mad Ed Miliband has been seen smirking inanely and rubbing his little hands with glee at the very thought of forcing Net Zero down your fucking throats, whether you like it or not. Thanks to Mad Ed 2025 will be a fucking nightmare, ha, ha, ha!

Our soviet 5-year-plan of building garish grey soulless shoddy box houses over the concreted former green belt and countryside thanks to Commissar Rayner will come into full force. Count yourself lucky that you are not part of the formerly protected last remnants of British wildlife, fauna and environment. Luckily, because Labour are socialists and Marxists, the hypocritical scumbag eco and nature protection groups are staying silent. Their silence is proof that they never really cared for the environment and have now been fully exposed as just another political arm of the Labour Party.

Kulak Farmers

British farmers? We hate you! In 2025, we will continue to punish farmers, take their land and assets and laugh in their faces. In our eyes, you are part of the Kulak class, the “landed gentry” and this alone is enough of an excuse to confiscate your generational wealth and assets. These ill-gotten gains will be assimilated into the collectivist communist state and redistributed to the pensions of civil servants. You can have your useless tractor days out in London with your pathetic “protests”. These amuse us as we look out of our windows from our well heated offices in Westminster.

The Pensioner Cash Cows

As for pensioners, they will continue to be harmed, isolated and their last remaining riches after life-long work plundered. Hopefully, many more will die early from frostbite after we took away their fuel payments. Then we will plunder their assets via the inheritance taxes that Labour has so kindly increased. Your pensions will also be heavily taxed. Enjoy another year in Labour’s Britain, and may you perish early.

Giving Away British Sovereign Territory to Mauritius and Paying £800 million/Year

We hate Britain so much, and we detest the legacy of the British Empire. This is why treacherous foreign agents like Labour MP David Lammy have given away the crucial Chagos Islands, and at a cost of £87 billion. While British pensioners are dying of the cold and starving, Britain’s taxpayers will be dishing out £800 million per annum to Mauritius, who will be also making a deal with China to add a military base on the strategically important islands. GCHQ, who have important undersea cables passing through the islands, will be tapped by China, so that top secret information can be siphoned off to Beijing. You can’t say that Labour does not have the interests of China in mind, we care more for our enemies than our own country.

Thank you for Voting Labour

Remember, comrades, the suffering we are prolonging is totally permissible because we were given a full mandate to do so by the very people who voted for us. Thank you, you stupid fucking morons, thank you for voting for Labour. You do it time and time again, and you never learn because you are all idiots. We are grateful to the British voters for being stupid, ignorant morons. Enjoy another miserable year under Labour in 2025.

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ALLISON BEASLEY, 14, OF GLUMDYKE ROAD, WEST ABBINGDON, YORKSHIRE WAS AWARDED AN INCREASE OF CHOCOLATE RATIONS OF 12 GRAMS PER ANNUM FOR REPORTING HER DAD TO THOUGHTCRIME SOCIAL MEDIA STASI OFFICERS AFTER HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT SUPREME COMRADE KEIR STARMER BEING AN “INCOMPETENT SLEAZY COMMIE CUNT”. SHE WAS ALSO AWARDED WITH A TWO-WEEK BOX OF USED TOILET PAPER SUPPLY. HER FATHER, MILES BEASLEY, 45, WAS TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND WILL NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC EVER AGAIN, MUCH LIKE PRINCE ANDREW.