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Pity the Poor Tesla Robot Now Owned by Kim Kardashian

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity porn star Kim Kardashian now owns a Tesla robot, much to its detriment.

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Imagine having all those years of training and high-end programming only to be owned by a Kardashian. It’s sad to see such a waste of AI intellect farmed out to Kim Kardashian, a woman with a gargantuan grotesque plastic ass that resembles a baboon’s and an IQ probably lower than a primate, or a fucking rock. Kim will naturally be disappointed the robot does not come with a 15″ black cock, because that’s the only type she likes, or fits. After she’s done with it, the robot’s IQ will be -100, and will walk with a limp.

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Can you imagine the cum stains and fluids that thing would accumulate everyday in the service of the Kardashians?

  2. She can stick a vibro with some sellotape on it tho and instruct it to go back and forward using its hips?

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