A white boy has been stung rather badly by a very angry female African wasp, it has been reported.
According to witnesses, the white boy, who is rather partial to “virtue signalling and playing the victim card”, angered the African wasp so much, it stung him multiple times.
He has now left the scene and in fact left Africa with his tail firmly between his legs.
Even David Attenborough hates these fucking African wasps, and that’s saying something.
The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) has halved Britain’s growth and warned the tax burden will hit a new record under Ms Reeves, from 35.3pc of gross domestic product (GDP) this year to an historic high of 37.7pc in 2027-28. The Worker’s Rights Charter means that many people will never be employed and will add to the burden on the taxpayer as millions more will claim benefits. This is poverty Britain.
The insane policies of Rachel Reeves have choked growth in the UK. The rise in National Insurance, kicking in next month, will cost firms billions, discouraging hiring and investment. Frozen income tax thresholds and higher stamp duty will destroy household finances, along with skyrocketing Net Zero energy costs and Council (poll) tax increases.
Poverty will increase in Britain because of Labour’s inhumane policies, and unemployment will rise due to the delusional policies of Reeves, making employing people an impossibility for many businesses.
Reeves has tried to blame Trump for the economic downturn in Britain on multiple occasions, but the UK economy shrank by 0.1% in January before the markets had priced in the Trump tariff wars.
Almost £5 billion of welfare cuts will leave an estimated quarter of a million more people, including 50,000 children, in absolute poverty by the end of the decade, according to the Government’s own impact assessment.
Meanwhile, with no deterrent for illegal Channel crossings, over 30,000 illegal migrants have crossed over from France since Labour took over, and the cost for putting the hundreds of thousands of asylum seekers up in luxury hotels is now costing the taxpayer £6.5 million per day, not including the room service costs.
When Reeves opened her mouth today in parliament, the value of the pound slumped further and news came through that the OBR had halved its estimates for growth in the UK economy this year.
Commissar Rachel Reeves will address the Duma House of Comrades today to proudly announce that since her first Soviet Budget, Britain is now in recession and a Great Depression has fallen over the Soviet People’s Republic of Britain. The commissar’s second soviet budget will bring even more horror and misery to the vile proles.
“Comrades, apparatchiks, civil servants, train drivers, union bosses, fat cat council bosses, NHS managers, Bolsheviks, and the everyday working proletariat scum. I am proud to announce that today I will address the Soviet Duma of Britain about how my first budget’s policies have ruined the economy and made the lives of Britons a fucking misery.
“Thanks to my “growth” policies of heavy taxation, heavy regulation, and punishing business costs, which have reduced the quality of life to never before seen levels, as well as going on a £70 billion spending splurge on useless Big State socialist projects, I have been called forward once again to punish Britons further by announcing Labour will put Britain into a further £6.4 trillion of debt by 2029.
“Do not worry, civil servants of the Big State, Labour ministers, train drivers, council managers and bosses and union bosses all on vast taxpayer salaries and pensions will be exempt from the horrors I have brought upon the ordinary British taxpayers and the filthy capitalist private sector.
“The Red Labour government is dedicated to increasing taxes even further, increasing useless regulations that will further inhibit business, and punishing those who work hard and save by confiscating wealth from the bourgeoisie and business community. We are also destroying the vile landed gentry represented by the Kulak farmer class. These parasitical capitalist swine have dared to survive for generations, providing food for the population of Britain. Thanks to my policies, they will be stopped in their tracks and bankrupted as their wealth is siphoned off and redistributed to people who have never worked a day in their lives. Our redistribution of wealth from wealth creators to the feckless subclasses and illegal immigrants is the correct action to implement.
“Through collectivisation we as a Soviet nation are becoming stronger in poverty, and destitution. Why have a recession when you can have a Great Depression? Comrades, this is my goal as Commissar of the Soviet People’s Bank.
“Comrades, I am proud to announce and celebrate our economy shrinking into recession, by cancelling the previous proposed increase of 2.1 grams in chocolate rations that was scheduled for this year, and instead replace it with one rotten turnip for the proletariat filth.”
COLIN PUMPLESWANK OF 871 URINE ROAD, STAINES WAS TODAY CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTS TO INCREASE HIS WEALTH BY RUNNING A BUSINESS SELLING GRAPES, WHICH ARE A RARE COMMODITY ONLY ALLOWED FOR HIGH PARTY LABOUR MEMBERS. HE HAS BEEN CHARGED AND CONVICTED TO 45 YEARS OF HARD LABOUR BREAKING ROCKS IN GRIMSBY GULAG. HE GLADLY CONFESSED TO HIS VARIOUS CRIMES, INCLUDING SOCIAL MEDIA THOUGHTCRIME, SELLING GRAPES ILLICITLY TO PROLES AND PROFITING OFF THIS EVIL CAPITALIST ACTION. PROLETARIAT SOVIET CITIZENS OF BRITAIN ARE PROHIBITED FROM EATING OR PURCHASING GOODS, WHICH ARE RESERVED ONLY FOR HIGH PARTY COMRADES. IF FOUND SELLING OR CONSUMING RESERVED GOODS, PROLES WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED INTO NET ZERO JUICE (AVAILABLE IN SELECT SOVIETMARKET OUTLETS).
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, D-N.Y., and Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., drew big crowds at a rally in Denver, Colorado, on Friday as they tour across the U.S. on their “Fighting Oligarchy” tour. Many progressive Democrats at the rally openly called for violence against Trump and his administration, as well as the use of guerilla tactics to wound the government.
Watch the video here
The series of bombings against Tesla are an example of the violence meted out by Democrats.
Carrying banners depicting Trump’s beheaded head, one woman wearing a mask casually said “Yes, I am, I believe it’s time that the people straight cut his fucking head off” when asked if she wanted Trump dead by a reporter at the rally.
Another Democrat supporter revealed that President Trump should be hung upside down by his feet, because that is what happened to Mussolini and to fascists.
“I think, the people in power, that’s all they’re going to listen to now, we’ve done the rallies, we’ve done all these things, and they don’t listen, and now we’ve done something that’s finally got people to listen,” another progressive said when asked if violence works.
Looks like the Dems are upping their game, somewhat …
Watch the video here
Disney doubled-down on wokism by releasing an atrocious, disgusting woke Snow White remake defiling of the original Snow White film, which has been greeted with empty cinema seats across the globe.
“I’d rather have my eyes and ears gouged out with ice cream scoops than watch that woke shit,” some kid said in Los Angeles outside an empty IMAX theatre broadcasting the Disney film.
People genuinely have had enough.
By adopting the Marxist woke ideology, which defiles everything it infects, Disney have committed corporate suicide. Wokism murdered the Star Wars franchise, killed off Indiana Jones, and now it’s woke Snow White’s turn.
The ironic part of this sorry affair is that these fuckers are so indoctrinated in woke theory and ideology that losing millions of dollars will still not awaken them from the woke indoctrination, they will double-down and triple-down until there is nothing left in their bank accounts.
Good luck with recouping the $410 million ($270 million for production) budget for this woke mess.
We can only hope they keep going, and going until they have nothing left. Well done, woke Disney. Keep going fuckers. Woke Snow White is an utter disgrace, and the woke Disney board of directors all need to be fired for this atrocious crime against cinema.
Opening Friday night for Disney’s Snow White in IMAX.
Only ONE person bought tickets for tonight. Yeah this movie’s gonna flop. pic.twitter.com/1fyXlij5mi
— Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminjlee) March 21, 2025
Opening Friday night for Disney’s Snow White in IMAX.
Snow White (2025), 3:15PM showing, 5 minutes until showtime, Dolby Cinema PLF (1 of 4 in the state). pic.twitter.com/RQ10NFHp4l
— Dre (@VashSky) March 20, 2025
This is the 8:00 PM Snow White opening weekend showing near me. Nine whole tickets sold. pic.twitter.com/CuPYJZmysq
— Libertarian Mama 🔔 (@LibertarianMama) March 23, 2025
#SnowWhite opening weekend ticket seat selection in my city today Saturday at 630pm showing at North America’s biggest mall. 2 hours before the movie starts.
Go woke go broke @Disney pic.twitter.com/tU2f4Gb7hu
— LisanAlGaib (@1solinjan2025) March 22, 2025
Empty theater for Snow White’s debut pic.twitter.com/c7IlIUWuih
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 23, 2025
The original Snow White was nominated for Best Musical Score at the Academy Awards in 1938, and the next year, producer Walt Disney was awarded an honorary Oscar for the film. This award was unique, consisting of one normal-sized, plus seven miniature Oscar statuettes. They were presented to Disney by Shirley Temple.
Its prototypical animated feature and use of fairy tale adaptations as well as technical innovation became a major milestone of the early animation industry, Snow White is widely regarded as one of the greatest films ever made and creating the new form of the golden age of animation; Disney’s take on the fairy tale has had a significant cultural effect, resulting in popular theme park attractions, a video game, and a Broadway musical.
In 1989, the United States Library of Congress deemed the film “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant” and selected it as one of the first 25 films for preservation in the National Film Registry. The American Film Institute ranked it among the 100 greatest American films, and also named the film as the greatest American animated film of all time in 2008.
More great news for the people of Britain today trickled in, much like a torrent of bubbling warm diarrhoea. The Keir Starmer Labour government will add £6.43 Trillion of public debt to the UK economy of “growth” by 2029. This is on top of the £2.66 Trillion debt already on the books. The total will thus be £9.09 Trillion debt to gift to the future generations of Britons thanks to Labour.
It will mean that by 2029-30, public spending per household is set to reach £45,184. Net debt is growing at £6,284 per second or £543 million per day.
About 90% of the Labour spending will go directly to the Big State, where vast salaries and pensions, as well as unlimited expense accounts make up much of the taxpayer funded debt.
“We need the public to work harder and pay more taxes so they can fund the lifestyle of Big State employees, even though our government is borrowing trillions of pounds no one will ever be able to pay back we need to spend other people’s money until nothing is left but pure debt,” a Labour QUANGO operative appealed during a BBC broadcast on Monday.
£6.43 Trillion debt is a sizeable amount of money to waste down a socialist black hole, but it’s all in a day’s work for the Marxist Labour government under Keir Starmer.
Rachel Reeves, the Chancellor, recently announced that living standards will be considerably lower in the UK by 2029 as well.
Remember, you get what you voted for, and so do your children and grandchildren.
Labour are sealing the future of Britain, a bankrupted, demoralised dystopian nightmare of a future where the formerly green English countryside will be covered by rows upon rows of brutalist concrete soviet buildings to house the millions of Third World migrants let in with the Labour Open Door Policy, and the previous socialist idiot, Boris Johnson’s Boris Wave of 2.8 million migrants.
There will be no more trees, babbling brooks, grass meadows, or rambling English hills, it will just be solar panels, wind farms and soviet social housing amongst the grey, dismal concrete.
Looks like the future’s so bright, you got to wear concrete shades.
There’s some good news for film fans regarding woke Hollywood film producers constrained to producing Tarzan films only with a white actor.
“It’s something even the wokest of woke film producers and woke propaganda merchants cannot fuck with. They fucked “Snow White” and everything else, but they can’t touch Tarzan,” a film industry insider revealed.
It comes as cinemas across the UK & U.S. are reported to be mostly empty over the Snow White remake film’s ‘woke’ controversy.
Why is that? Why can’t they mess with Tarzan?
“Well, it’s impossible for these woke companies to mess with Tarzan, simply because you can’t have a black man swinging on vines through trees, and acting like a monkey, making ‘ook’ noises which essentially is what Tarzan does in the films,” the industry worker added.
Looks like Tarzan is safe in the film world — for now.
Comrades, I can proudly announce today that my policies of “growth” of heavy taxation, anti-capitalism and increasing the bloated Big State pensions and salaries will mean that ordinary working people will be pushed further into poverty by 2030 with a serious reduction in living standards, quality of life and a huge increase in the cost of living.
Yes, enjoy the thought that rising mortgage and rent costs, and falling real earnings will mean you are all worse off by 2030 thanks to my wonderful policies.
Additionally, I am proud to announce that Labour has ensured that living standards for the poorest third are forecast to drop twice as much compared with middle and high earners. You can’t say that we don’t care about the poor — you’re right, we don’t care.
The Labour government will thus miss one of our much touted “milestones”, to raise living standards across the UK before the next election, thanks to my policies. I am so delighted that I will bring more poverty to Britain through my “growth” policies.
£40 billion tax increases
With my income tax increases, business taxes, council (poll) tax increases, NET ZERO taxes, NI increases, road tax increases, BBC tax increases, capital gains tax, import tax increases, export tax increases, energy cap increases, employment tax increases, as well as the wealthy leaving the UK in droves, I am bringing more growth to the salaries of the Labour hierarchy, Big State civil servants, quangos, Marxist union hierarchy, train drivers — just not anyone else, including you, you fucking plebs.
As Big State salaries/pensions increase and the private sector loses thousands of jobs, inflation is rising at an exponential rate, and this impacts on rents and mortgage payments, which will mean an increase in homelessness, child poverty, and unemployment, but don’t get on benefits, because I’m cutting that as well, including £5 billion from disability benefits.
Due to my “growth” policies, the cost of living and quality of life will decrease to such a level in the UK, you may wish you were dead.
I am also proud to announce that Soviet Treasury revenues are down sharply as individuals and businesses shift their behaviour to escape the heavy taxation I introduced, plus no one has any money left. You may laugh, but it’s the Laffer curve, something that I have been told exists, but I refute that as right wing bullshit scare tactics.
I, Rachel Reeves, am your Chancellor, and you will enjoy my “growth” policies whether you like it or not. Don’t forget, if you die before 2030, I have increased inheritance tax, so it’s a win-win for me, and lose-lose for you. By dying, you have inadvertently increased your living standards, while I engineered a reduction in living standards for you.
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LEE TRIMBLE, 23, OF 104 BARSTURD STREET, HARLOW, ESSEX, WAS TODAY AWARDED 0.045 GRAMS OF EXTRA SUGAR RATIONS FOR REPORTING HIS WIFE, FATHER-IN-LAW, MOTHER-IN-LAW, BROTHER-IN-LAW, PET TURTLE FOR OBJECTING VOCALLY DURING A BROADCAST FROM COMMISSAR REEVES ABOUT THE REDUCTION IN LIVING STANDARDS FOR PROLES TO BE ENACTED NEXT WEEK IN THE BUDGET OF “GROWTH”. THE TREACHEROUS TRAITORS TO THE BIG STATE WERE TAKEN AWAY THIS MORNING AT 3AM. THEY WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND RECYCLED FOR NET ZERO! REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
Zing! Bang! Boom! The shit is hitting the fan in Yemen as the Houthis and the Blowfish are getting their rears rammed hard by the US and Israeli military.
“We got so many explosions going off here that there are explosions within explosions inside big fuckin’ explosions!” one Houthi member revealed before evaporating into thin air.
The Houthis are getting absolutely smoked. pic.twitter.com/z8oUXJjrdC
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 20, 2025
As the strikes hit, Trump wrote on his Truth Social website that “tremendous damage has been inflicted upon the Houthi barbarians.”
“Watch how it will get progressively worse — It’s not even a fair fight, and never will be,” Trump added. “They will be completely annihilated!”
No it certainly is not a fair fight, the Houthis don’t even have a single plane or helicopter and can only fire dumb missiles at targets.
These Iranian proxies are in the Stone Age already, looks like they’re soon going to be in the Cretaceous period.
Houthis in Hodeida Port in Yemen bombed.
Hezbollah, Hamas & Houthis – all hit. pic.twitter.com/GyqC5TE3sV— Imtiaz Mahmood (@ImtiazMadmood) September 29, 2024
The Americans have had a successful night in Yemen as they targeted several leaders of the Houthis by bombing raids their homes.
Yemenite sources say at least 6 of the Houthi leadership are dead, plus some members of their families. The U.S. also hit the Houthi TV network. pic.twitter.com/dfyZIiN0PL
— James J. Marlow (@James_J_Marlow) March 18, 2025
Former first lady, Jill Biden has revealed how things are with her husband Joe these days with a candid conversation with reporters.
“Joe’s doing really great. I put him in the cupboard in the mornings, and he likes it there. You know, he just stares out, and I leave him in there most of the day while I run errands around the house.
“In the evening I move him to the attic because it used to have some good memories for him up there. That’s where he keeps these big bags of something labelled ‘10% for the Big Guy‘. I don’t know what’s in the bags, they’re so full, and there’s so many there.
“I sometimes get Joe his favourite ice cream, and I put it in his outstretched hand. He just holds it there. Oh dear, it does get kinda messy as it melts, but he likes that.
“On special occasions, Joe likes to get a doll. Yep, you heard that right. I get him a doll of a small baby or a 4-year-old girl, and I put it in front of his nose. If you listen real carefully you can hear a sniffing sound, that’s about all he can do now.
“The other day I had CNN on, and that horrible orange guy came on. I heard some rustling in the cupboard, so I opened the door. Joe had a single tear running down his cheek, he just stood there staring at the TV with his usual blank face look. I thought I saw him wince, I’m not sure. Don’t like to see him upset. Oh dear, I knew this pained him, so I turned the TV off and closed the cupboard door.”
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