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Keir Starmer Paying Man £100 Million per Year to Own His Home

LONDON - England - The Labour PM has hailed another one of his successful deals. He is paying a man to own his own home for £100 million per year.

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In another amazing Art of the Deal transaction much like the Chagos Islands deal, Labour PM Keir Starmer is paying a buyer £100 million per annum for the next 99 years to own his Countess Road, Kentish Town, NW5 property.

The lucky new owner is a Mauritian citizen who was in the UK on holiday, and wanted to own a place to chill out when in London.

Hailing the deal as a resounding success, the prime minister revealed that he is also writing a new book to rival that of Donald Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ but in reverse.

“I recently gave away a property that I own and will pay the man and his family £100 million per year for the next 99 years. Is that a good deal or what?”

When a reporter asked him how he will profit from the deal, Starmer replied: “I get to stand outside in the rain and admire my former property from the outside.”

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Starmer is a prize idiot. He has destroyed this country more than anyone in the last 300 years

  2. This made me laugh out loud. You Brits make the best jokes. You owe me a new Mac pro keyboard tho

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