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Good News Net Emigration is Up Thanks to Labour

GRIMSBY - England - Millions of Britons have emigrated from Britain thanks to the policies of Labour.

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This is good news for the Labour Big State because the latest figures show that net migration into the UK was down over the last year and emigration was up.

Brain Drain

Thanks to Labour’s taxation and punitive anti-business policies, no one of value wants to come to the UK any more.

The figures also show that many of the wealthy left the UK as soon as Labour came into power, as millions of Britons emigrated from the UK to other countries that do not punish aspiration and wealth creation.

“Thanks to our anti-business policies and repressive taxation, the affluent, people of value, professionals, entrepreneurs and businesses have all left Britain. In their place, we now only receive fake asylum seekers to the UK who are a serious burden on our economy and system,” a Labour spokesman proudly revealed.

It only makes common sense that millions of people are leaving the UK every year under the Labour government.

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. Anywhere is better than living under these conditions in the UK at the moment. It’s like kiving in a gulag with the horrible British weather making it even more miserable. I wish I could escape this nightmare. I used to own a successful hair salon but after Rachele Reeves taxed business to death it went under. I could not afford to employ staff and the one girl I had she had to be let go of. I curse Labour everyday for what they’ve done to our country. I’ve never experienced anything as bad as this in all my years. God help us all. I can’t afford to leave now and I’m looking after my aged mother.

  2. Labour simply do not understand economics or how an economy thrives. They are just into pumping borrowed money into the public sector and borrowing more money until they bankrupt the entire country. If there was an evil in this world it would be Liebour because they are stupid and dangerous idiots. All of them are communists at heart and communism always fails.

  3. I’m leaving the UK in two weeks for good. I have sold all my property and will be moving to Costa Rica where I have purchased a lovely villa by the sea. I have no desire to ever come back to Britain ever again, not especially under this disgusting regime.

  4. Anyone have any realistic ideas for places to live cheaply and better quality of life? I like Thailand but not sure.

  5. I’m planning to move to France in September. We are in the process of selling all our belongings and our house. In France you can pick up a quaint village home for next to nothing. We are DIYers so it;s not going to be a problem. I am also learning French beause my school lingo is a bit rusty. Merci beaucoup.

  6. My wife and I are considering moving to the USA but we need to get the necessary visas. Maybe Arizona or Texas.

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