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Interprefy to Deliver AI-Powered Multilingual Access at Economic Summit in Davos

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Interprefy to Deliver AI-Powered Multilingual Access at Economic Summit in Davos

The Europe-Asia Economic Summit (EAES) 2025 is making the conversations at this year’s summit clearer, more inclusive and easier for everyone to follow – no matter what language they speak. EAES has teamed up with Interprefy, the provider of multilingual meeting technology and services.

Taking place on 26-28 May 2025, at the Davos Congress Centre, the summit is set to bring together Government ministers, policy leaders, academics and sustainability advocates from across Europe and Asia. Top voices from global technology companies such as Alibaba Cloud, Synthesia and Huawei Cloud will gather to explore how AI and sustainability can power a more resilient global economy.

GLOBAL GROWTH, ZERO LANGUAGE GAPS – INTERPREFY – 

Interprefy is a provider of managed Remote Simultaneous Interpretation (RSI) and AI-powered live translation technology and services. It uses cloud-based technology and world-class support to connect people in professional meetings and events in their own language.

 

Interprefy’s cloud-based solutions – such as Remote Simultaneous Interpretation (RSI), Live Captions & Subtitles and AI-powered speech translation – make live translation accessible anywhere.

 

Headquartered in Zurich, Interprefy has a global team of 100+ experts across 30 countries that provide multilingual event support. Interprefy can provide real-time interpretation from vetted professional interpreters or AI, and AI-powered live captions to any hybrid, on-site or in-person event.

 

English is still often the default conversation language even though only 17% of the world speaks English either natively, or as a second language. Through its multi-lingual services, Interprefy breaks down the communication barriers and creates more inclusive professional meetings and events.

 

Interprefy’s multilingual event technology and services are designed to support businesses, governments, and international organisations across the world.

 

Interprefy created the world’s first global solution for Remote Simultaneous Interpretation enabling live interpretation to be added to any event on any web conferencing and virtual events platform.

 

Interprefy is used by leading enterprises such as Facebook and Google, and international organisations such as JP Morgan and UEFA, and because Interprefy partners with industry-leading language service providers, it can source the best interpretation talent for any language and subject area.

As the summit’s official language technology provider, Interprefy will provide AI-powered speech translation, subtitles and live text captions, removing communication barriers for a multilingual audience of over 200 attendees.

With English as the floor language, live translations will be delivered in French, Mandarin, German, Spanish and Hindi. Delegates will follow every session, in real time, via the Interprefy app or a secure web link, enabling deeper participation across industries and cultures.

“EAES is not just another summit,” emphasized Aina Meng, Founder and President of the EAES Executive Board, “it serves as a dynamic platform to foster strategic connections, promote constructive dialogue and strengthen economic collaboration across continents. We’re proud to gather such an impactful group of leaders committed to harnessing AI and sustainability for meaningful global impact.”

On 27 May, Interprefy’s CTO, Andrey Schukin, will join the panel “The Future of AI-Powered Communication: Revolutionizing Content Creation and Distribution”, sharing insights on how language technology is reshaping the way we connect and collaborate.

Commenting on the summit, Schukin said, “Real economic dialogue requires more than just a stage, it requires understanding. We are ensuring that everyone, no matter where they come from or what language they speak, can have a seat at the table and a voice in the conversation.”

Throughout the summit, Interprefy’s multilingual support will be in action across keynote sessions, exclusive VVIP dinners and high-level one-on-one meetings – helping ensure that great ideas don’t get lost in translation.

Ukraine vs Russia, India vs Pakistan, Israel vs Hamas, Iran, Yemen, Lebanon – Who’s Next?

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Ukraine vs Russia, India vs Pakistan, Israel vs Hamas, Iran, Yemen, Lebanon – Who’s Next?

Looks like it’s all kicking off, and who’s to say where it will end? War is never an ideal activity, but sometimes it’s necessary when all other avenues fail. Where old global systems experience change, there is usually some kind of destruction that follows for change to take place. You cannot make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, as the cliché goes.

India and Pakistan are now firing missiles at each other, and although the social media and legacy media are having a field day over such actions, it’s the people on the ground who inevitably take the brunt of these actions. Civilians who have nothing to do with this nonsense are the ones who sadly suffer.

Well, now we have the Ukraine/Russia debacle, the India/Pakistan skirmish, and the ongoing war in the Middle East with Israel on a mission to clear out a buffer zone around its territory from the dastardly Arabs and Persians. Meanwhile, China is sitting there watching all of this take place, and possibly biding its time. If Trump is okay with Russia taking a quarter of Ukraine, what’s one little island? Yep, we’re talking Taiwan, a delicate dish that is just waiting to be gobbled up by the vast monster that is China. Hell, if we really want to see some fireworks, how about the Greeks and the Turks, now that would be a memorable show to watch. Whilst the Greeks have been arming up their military with some serious spending over the last decade or so, the Turks have been innovating and manufacturing their own military hardware, some of it extremely deadly and efficient. While all these shenanigans go on, Putin could dip his toe into a few more countries, for posterities’ sake. What has he got to lose? With Trump, there is redemption, because Trump just can’t be bothered when too much is going on outside the beloved environs of the USA. As long as it ain’t on US soil, go for it. Maybe he can go for the Nobel War Prize, surely it’s way cooler and more hardcore than the other poxy one.

Here’s to more war. It is the antidote to pretty much everything, and a medicine for the true nature of humanity.

Experts: Trump Needs to Learn That it’s Not All About Peace

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Experts: Trump Needs to Learn That it’s Not All About Peace

Okay, Trump has got the Nobel Peace Prize in his sights, and he is trying to broker peace deals all over the globe, but he needs to realise that it’s not all about “peace”.

There are some regimes around the globe who do not respond to diplomacy, they do not respond to nice gestures, and they do not respond to gifts. These regimes only respond to the stick, and the carrot can go and take a hike. Sometimes nations have to resort to extreme levels of warfare to achieve peace, to practically obliterate the enemy. Sanctions and other economic weapons only agitate any situation, and have minimal effect, as the sanctioned countries look elsewhere for their distribution networks. The action against the Houthis recently is a step in the right direction, but still not enough. The core of that particular problem lies in Iran, and not in Yemen. Until the root of that section of global conflict is addressed, there will be no peace.

The proliferation of highly advanced and supremely deadly weapons bring upon fear on the enemy and presents a message to them that to even attempt to fight is futile.

Trump needs to bring out the stick, and use it well if true peace is to be achieved globally.

Russkie Bombs and Pinstripes: Britain Braces for the Big One!

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Russkie Bombs and Pinstripes: Britain Braces for the Big One!

Christ on a nuclear pogo stick, the King’s country is losing its collective mind again. Behind Whitehall’s solemn stone mask and beneath the King’s empty throne, some very twitchy men in very expensive suits are dusting off Cold War manuals and scribbling paranoid notes in the margins.

The War Book — that dusty relic of Reagan-era hysteria — has been pried open like a crypt, and inside? A blueprint for the apocalypse. They’re calling it a “homeland defence plan.” Let’s face it, it’s a fucking suicide note with a smudged royal letterhead.

Sources — nervous functionaries with trembling hands and darting eyes — whisper of a classified dossier thicker than a Friday night blonde on a pub crawl up north somewhere.

Missiles, nukes, supersonic fucking missiles, cyber hell storms, undersea cable severing, radio blackouts, and enough bureaucratic chaos to choke a Ministry.

The callous bastards are updating plans drawn up when Tony Blair still had George W. Bush up his bottom — because the Kremlin’s gone full Bond villain and started snarling threats at London like a stray rabid dog with a nuke in its throat.

They’re talking bunkers, people. Real ones. For the Cabinet. For the Royals. For the BBC’s last sad voice to mutter, “Keep calm” as mushroom clouds bloom like satanic roses over Westminster. Sizewell, Hinckley, Heysham — ticking radioactive love letters to the motherland. One bad morning and they’ll be glowing like disco balls.

Meanwhile, Whitehall has cold feet and hot pants. Defence chiefs are whining that Russia’s hypersonic freak-rockets would roast the UK like a stuck piggy at a biker rally. They want their own Iron Dome — maybe call it the Iron Teacup. But it’s too late. The war game’s already rigged, and the players are drunk on 21st-century paranoia.

Let’s be real: cyberwarfare is the new blitz. No air raid sirens this time, just blinking cursors and blackout screens. MI5’s top dog, Ken “the Quiet Knife” McCallum, says hostile states are sniffing around like wolves at a butcher shop. Gas terminals? Nuclear stations? All wide open. In our current pathetic state, we couldn’t protect a chip shop on Friday night, let alone the national fucking grid.

If Mad Vlad the Tiny in Moscow gets twitchy, the BBC will be airing public service announcements between reruns of EastEnders, telling the public how to duck under dining tables while Parliament smoulders and Westminster Abbey becomes a charcoal sketch.

A risk assessment, published in January, found a successful attack was “likely to result in millions of civilian fatalities as well as members of the emergency services”, cause serious economic damage and disrupt essential services. No fucking shit! It’s as if they realise that we’re all sitting ducks on this tiny island waiting to be made into roasted radioactive glow-in-the-dark meat sandwiches.

This isn’t a drill. It’s apocalyptic kabuki theatre, and the actors are running out of cue cards. There are murmurs of rationing, roadblocks, judges with emergency powers, and Cabinet ministers handed the keys to regional fiefdoms. The whole goddamn UK carved up like medieval England — except now with Wi-Fi.

And just when you think it couldn’t get worse, they remind us: this time, there’s no Royal Yacht to spirit the Windsors away. Just some souped-up Range Rovers and an underground hidey-hole in the Cotswolds. God save the King? God help us all.

The question hanging in the smoky air like nerve gas: Is Britain prepared for war? Ha! You might as well ask if a pigeon is prepared for a chess match. Britain is truly fuckified.

Keep Calm, and Simply Die!

Democrats Think it’s Great Idea For Trump to Reopen Alcatraz Prison

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Democrats Think it’s Great Idea For Trump to Reopen Alcatraz Prison

The far leftist Democrats of America have actually agreed on a Trump idea for a change. President Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz prison for “repeat criminal offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than misery and suffering.”

“We agree with Trump totally. He can reopen Alcatraz, and when we get elected, we’ll put him in there,” Hillary Clinton said on Monday, chuckling like a deranged hyena.

If Trump was to be put in a prison that he himself reopened and refurbished, one could say that would be a double blow to his ego, and the Dems are salivating at the very thought of it.

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“Yep, imagine that! When he leaves office, we’ll rustle up some other bogus criminal acts he committed by weaponising the judicial system, and come up with some more charges. He’s a convicted felon already, so it ain’t gonna take much,” a Democrat Party insider revealed.

Hollywood is also really excited about the prospect of Trump being put in Alcatraz. The woke, socialist leaning film industry could make a remake of the famous Clint Eastwood film, Escape from Alcatraz, this time starring Trump.

“We got some good scripts in already. This time, though, when Trump says “I just hate …” he gets jumped by a pack of them, and they beat the living shit out of him. Then, when he tries to escape, he doesn’t get far and is shot in the back. He’s taken back to the prison and eventually dies there after thirty years. Oh shit, I just gave away the entire plot of the movie, oy vey, why do I always do that, what the fuck is wrong with me?” celebrated Hollywood producer, Bud Schwackerman, told the Movie Times magazine.

Comrades, the PRSB is Being Attacked by Partisans

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Comrades, the PRSB is Being Attacked by Partisans

Comrade Starmer has made an urgent communiqué to all activists and Bolshevik warriors of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. We are under attack from an enemy insurgent group called Reform.

URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM COMRADE STARMER

“Comrades, we are being attacked! The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain and our Marxist communist ideals are at stake here. The partisans have breached some areas of the north and middle England. They are led by a man called Nigel Farage who believes in democracy, enterprise, entrepreneurship, innovation, common sense, lower taxes, business, capitalism and freedom of speech, and to make things worse, he wants the UK to make a profitable free trade deal with the vile capitalist imperialists the USA. All of this while we are under the collectivist yoke of communist China and the EU Soviet bloc.

“I was in my banya whacking myself with a birch branch when I heard the awful news. No one disturbs my banya when I am at my dacha in Grimsby.

“Comrades, we must mobilise our communist forces right now and our Net Zero zealots against the vile partisans. We must put an end to any thought of dissent or thoughtcrime. That is the core of these troubles, it starts with thoughtcrime. I have ordered an increase in Stasi agents to scour our towns and cities to eliminate and liquidate any proles who are not aligned with our soviet woke ideology.

“Bolshevik forces for the PRSB have also been mobilised and will use any means they can to stop the insurgents from advancing further.

“You must be vigilant and fight to the last man. Now back to my banya!”

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Harry Off on Holiday to Colombia and Nigeria After Losing Security Court Case

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Harry Off on Holiday to Colombia and Nigeria After Losing Security Court Case

After losing the much touted security court case where Prince Harry has been left with a bruising £1.5 million lawyers’ bill, he has once again blubbed to the press about his security woes.

“I’m off for an extended holiday in Colombia and Nigeria, where the security is really good. Meghan and I visit there often on our official “royal” visits. Did you know that the murder rate in Colombia is one of the highest in the world, along with the kidnappings, the drug cartels and theft?

“From there I’m going back to Nigeria, one of the most dangerous countries in the world. Meghan loves that place too. They have many terrorist factions, and the murder rate is so sky-high no one even knows the true figures.

“So you see, I’m really bothered about security and I love visiting these dangerous places to prove that fact.

“I won’t be visiting England any more though because I lost my security court case demanding millions of taxpayer funded security. I am so fearful of my life in England, the other day in the hotel someone knocked on my door in my luxury suite and I jumped up in utter fright. I was sweating with fear. I looked through the peephole, and thankfully it was room service. They were delivering my fillet mignon, foie gras, champagne, and a very large knickerbocker glory. Ooh, salivating at the thought. But it’s dangerous in England, and I am sad the courts cannot see that.

“My father won’t speak to me any more. It’s because everything he says to me in private somehow appears in the press the next day. I wonder why he won’t say a word any more? You know my father, he’s the King of England or something.”

Jesus Will Save Russell Brand From Rape Trial

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Jesus Will Save Russell Brand From Rape Trial

Jesus saves. That is, if you believe Jesus is the son of God, or ever existed. In this respect, Russell Brand, who is currently in court on charges of alleged rape, is a reformed and saved man after converting to Christianity recently.

Exclusively to Christians, you are born as a sinner, and any other sins or crimes you commit are not very nice, therefore if you confess and repent your sins to a priest you will be forgiven. That’s the great thing about Christianity, you just notch up as many sins as you want, cash them in at church, then start over again.

Is there a limit to the number of sins you commit? Nope, because the Christian God is all forgiving, there is always an avenue for forgiveness as long as you confess your crimes.

The only problem here is that Russell Brand is accused of a few alleged rapey rapeys, and other fiddles, and he’s denying these ever occurred in court. So, how will that impact in his Christian belief? If he confesses his sins and crimes in line with Christian belief, then he gets a bit of jaily jaily time but he would be a true Christian, and if he denies his sins and alleged raping, he goes against Christian values of repenting and confession, and will thus not be forgiven for his sins.

This Christianity stuff does get rather complicated sometimes, but you just need to work on it, understand the rules and regulations, and you will be saved. You could possibly be sent up in the Rapture in a great flash of bright light, where you will rise up above the outer reaches of earth’s atmosphere to be united with God. Who knows what can happen?

If Jimmy Savile or Gary Glitter suddenly announced their Christian rebirth, could they have been saved as well?

Whatever happens now is up to God and Jesus, besides, if Russell is C of E, anything goes.

Labour and Tories Smashed by Reform Party in Local Elections

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Labour and Tories Smashed by Reform Party in Local Elections

The momentum of the Reform Party is rising, and the tide is turning as the local elections reveal the true feelings of voters.

As dawn emerges from the darkness of night, the numbers are coming through and Reform have absolutely murdered Labour and the Tories.

Despite some very dodgy dealing by Labour utilising nasty tricks and dubious methods in cancelling elections in 9 areas, Reform has picked up many different types of voters.

The Labour safe by-election seat Runcorn count was down to a 4 vote difference between Reform, which resulted in a recount. This time, Labour watchdogs stood over the counters like eagles, scrutinising every ballot paper with incredulity. The eventual result was a Reform win for Runcorn.

Reform has shown that Labour is now on the back foot and the very leadership of the likes of Keir Starmer is now at stake.

Trump Admin Blindsides Russia With Ukraine Mineral Deal

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Trump Admin Blindsides Russia With Ukraine Mineral Deal

Looks like Putin is going to have to watch out where he throws those missiles from now on, because if they hit any civilian US contractors on the ground in Ukraine, there’s going to be some serious trouble. No doubt, Putin and his butchers are not happy with this deal being signed, and will most probably do something rash. The signing of the lucrative, and elusive mineral deal with Ukraine is a historic moment that may help to stop the war continuing.

The deal will allow the United States to exploit Ukrainian natural resources, including aluminium, graphite, oil and natural gas. Reconstruction deals have also been signed, and will help the people of Ukraine to regain some form of normality after years of being attacked by the Russians.

This is a major coup for Donald J. Trump who has worked tirelessly along with his team to secure a deal amongst an atmosphere of indifference, anger and trickery from the Russian contingent.

Furious Russians

The Russians have replied furiously to the new mineral deal with the United States and Ukraine. Former Russian president and prime minister Dmitry Medvedev angrily blasted the deal, and even took a sneaky shot at Donald Trump.

He said: “Trump has finally broken the Kiev regime into paying for American aid with minerals,” as he deliberately used the Russian spelling of the Ukrainian capital.

“Now military supplies will have to be paid for with the national wealth of a disappearing country.

“And the US Senate, led by Republicans, is preparing to impose another round of ‘crushing sanctions’ against us. Let’s see how the new administration responds.

“Trump’s ratings have gone down, and the ‘deep state’ is putting up fierce resistance.”

Significant financial and material support for Ukraine

The mineral deal agreement recognises “the significant financial and material support that the people of the United States have provided to the defence of Ukraine since Russia’s full-scale invasion”, US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said.

Trump better get the Nobel Peace Prize for this one. He has done more in 100 days than multiple US Presidents have done in their entire careers.

Rare Earth Minerals of Ukraine

Ukraine has deposits of 22 of the 34 minerals identified as critical for modern devices. The country has deposits of rare earths such as lanthanum and cerium, used in TVs and lighting, neodymium, used in wind turbines and lithium for EV batteries, along with erbium.

Ukraine also holds one of Europe’s largest confirmed reserves of lithium, along with beryllium, manganese, gallium, zirconium, graphite, apatite, fluorite and nickel.

The country also holds large reserves of coal and 20 per cent of the world’s graphite reserves, a key component in electric vehicle batteries and nuclear reactors.

Unfortunately, the Russians now have occupied 40% of Ukraine’s metal resources, and the largest area of coal resources are concentrated in the East which is now under the control of the invaders.

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