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‘Celebrities’ on Greta Thunberg ‘Selfie Yacht’ Detained

ISRAEL - Celebrities on a 'selfie yacht' with Greta Thunberg trying to get to Gaza have been detained by the IDF.

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The self-aggrandising virtue-signalling celebrity ‘selfie yacht’ show with far-leftist icon Greta Thunberg on board is finally over after the Israeli military boarded and detained all on board the vessel.

The “celebrities” on board would be taken to Israel and returned to their home countries, the Israel Foreign Ministry said in a statement.

The flotilla was funded and organised by a man with alleged Hamas connections who operates from London. Zaher Birawi, who was identified as a person with connections to Hamas in Parliament, identifies himself as a “founding member” of the Freedom Flotilla International Coalition, which managed the aid boat Madleen’s voyage.

There was a very minimal amount of food on board the supposed aid vehicle, the remains of which will be distributed in Gaza by real aid organisations, the IDF revealed.

Israel sent 1,200 truckloads of aid into Gaza in the past fortnight, in addition to 11 million meals delivered by the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation. Ironically, the propaganda cruise by the far-leftists and terrorist sympathisers was met with an equally powerful Israeli propaganda push, highlighting the importance of media supremacy in the war of minds.

According to Greta Thunberg, the crew of celebrities were “violently kidnapped” by the Israelis.

Greta Thunberg is currently looking for a new cause after her disastrous hypocritical Instagram yacht disaster. Post your ideas in the comments section.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. far leftist hypocrites are more concerned about their image than any Gaza people. I am so sick of these morons. It’s a shame the Israelis did not torpedo that yacht to hell.

  2. I think the little twerp can clean my toilet bowl. I just made a messy one down the side. That’s her new cause lol

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