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Greta Thunberg Preparing to Board Boat to Iran

STOCKHOLM - Sweden - Celebrated activist Greta Thunberg is set to embark on another boat trip, this time to Iran to save the Iranians.

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Iconic Marxist activist Greta Thunberg is preparing for another voyage on a boat, this time to rescue Iran from the dastardly Israelis.

How dare they try to stop nuclear annihilation

Wearing a burqa she and her team of fellow activists, are about to embark on a mission to save the Iranian nuclear program single-handedly with some aid consisting of a few bags of flour and some popcorn. The activists believe the Iranians have every right to build a nuclear bomb to blow Israel up.

The Freedom Flotilla Coalition, which organised the voyage, said the activists were in a jovial mood on the eve of their epic journey to “Free! Free! Iran” and have already forgotten about Gaza or the previous disastrous Gaza yacht trip.

“We’re on a mission from Marx, that’s Karl Marx, not the Marx brothers. This mission will make me the activist of the century or millennium. I am so excited! How dare the Israelis try and stop Iran making nukes so that they can annihilate Israel!” a defiant Greta spurted with vitriol.

The boat called “Fitta Hår” will sail from Stockholm tomorrow at midnight.

Notch this one up as another win for Greta’s already huge ego.

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13 COMMENTS

  1. If the Iranian secret police find her it’s game over for Greta. She’ll be jailed for a minimum of 50 year.

  2. I sincerely beleive that what Greta is doing here is honourable and brave leave her alone you filthy fascist bast%rds!!!!

  3. The Iranians will probably shoot her for being a spy or imprison her for 50 years. Wishing you a safe journey Greta

  4. Imagine being stuck on a little boat with a bunch of antisemite egomaniac socialist woke eco and gaza activists. I think I’d jump in the ocean after 5 minutes.

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