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There’s a Good Reason Why Some American Food is Banned in 20+ Countries

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There’s a Good Reason Why Some American Food is Banned in 20+ Countries

It’s good to have standards, in particular to what we ingest as humans. Donald Trump may wonder why many countries don’t want American food, well it’s simple, it’s full of shit.

From bread made with Azodicarbonamide (a chemical also used in yoga mats which causes asthma, hormone disruption, and cancer), to the American tap water full to the brim with chlorine and fluoride (linked to thyroid issues, lower IQ in children, and developmental toxicity). Azodicarbonamide is approved by the FDA as a dough conditioner and a flour bleaching agent. It helps to improve dough texture, increase loaf volume, and enhance the colour of bread but kills you very softly too.

American cow milk is pumped with synthetic hormones rBGH (Recombinant bovine growth hormone) and rBST (Recombinant bovine somatotropin) to boost milk production, which are linked to cancer, hormone disruption, and antibiotic resistance

If you’re a fan of eating toxic rubber, then you’re a fan of American cheese. Pumped to the hilt with food dyes and emulsifiers, it is engineered to melt and coloured to glow. It is banned in many countries including, Norway, Australia and Austria. American rubber cheese is coloured with petroleum-based dyes like Yellow 6 (Sunset Yellow FCF) with health effects, including hypersensitivity reactions and possible contamination with carcinogens. Emulsifiers used in American cheese have been linked to kidney issues, chronic inflammation and cancer.

Everyone has heard about the famous American factory-farmed chlorinated chicken. The reason they’re soaked in chlorine is because of the foul, overcrowded factories that farm them. Chlorine does not prevent contamination, it just covers it up.

Don’t forget to drink up your Mountain Dew infused with Brominated Vegetable Oil, which is utilised to stabilise the citrus flavour in the drink. There’s a reason why BVO is banned in over 100 countries, because it is linked to memory loss, hormone disruption and loss of fertility.

American pork is not any better. The animals are fed Ractopamine which builds up muscle fast, but when ingested by humans is linked to heart issues and hyperactivity.

Ever eaten an American apple? They look perfect, but one bite and there is zero taste or juice. You might as well bite into a piece of cardboard. This is because American apples are coated in Diphenylamine to prevent browning during long-term storage. We’re talking over 9-10 months of storage. Diphenylamine breaks into cancer-linked compounds over time and when ingested is a serious risk to one’s health. GMO apples, specifically those marketed as “Arctic Apples,” are also available to the clueless American consumer. They are engineered to resist browning, making them more appealing to consumers, says the Genetic Literacy Project. These apples are marketed in pre-sliced bags and are not labelled as genetically modified.

As for the cereals, they are infused with BHA (Butylated hydroxyanisole) and BHT (Butylated hydroxytoluene) preservatives. These synthetic chemicals are linked to various cancers and hormone disruption in humans. BHT and BHA are also added to many American snacks, like crisps (chips).

These examples are just a mere tiny snapshot of toxic foods many American supermarkets serve to their customers and try to export around the globe. They are banned in most countries. If Trump wants to improve exports, maybe he should consider improving the quality of American food.

Chinese Trump Taking the Internets by Storm

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Chinese Trump Taking the Internets by Storm

You have to say “China” in a certain way to really sound like Trump, and this guy does it perfectly.

The little inflections and hand gestures are also captured perfectly as this funny Chinese guy (Ryan) goes about his daily business.

It’s actually really refreshing to see Chinese people with a sense of humour, especially regarding the current situation between China and America.

If Trump ever sees this guy, he’ll probably have a Trump fit right there and then.

UK Bottom of List For US Trade Deal After Starmer Reunites With EU

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UK Bottom of List For US Trade Deal After Starmer Reunites With EU

The Labour government under Kier Starmer is set to lose the UK trillions after jeopardising a lucrative US trade deal.

It is understood that British negotiators are close to signing an agreement that would align UK food and veterinary standards with the EU’s regulatory rulebook.

Donald Trump has now made a trade deal with the UK a third-order priority, or he may completely dump the deal.

The United States has decided to split their negotiations with more than a dozen other countries into three phases, with the UK being placed in either phase two or three, according to people who have been briefed on the talks.

EU Deal Reversing Brexit Takes Priority

The Starmer policy of reneging on Brexit with talks with the EU on trade and free movement are one of the many reasons the Trump administration are looking elsewhere.

To enter into a so-called ‘Switzerland-style’ agreement would require the UK to align with all the EU’s food safety rules and then adhere to all future regulatory changes made by the collectivist EU bloc. This would constrain the UK’s flexibility in negotiating the agricultural chapters of other FTAs.

Rejoining the EU through the back door

  • Rachel Reeves has confirmed Labour is discussing a scheme to allow freedom of movement in EU and UK for young people
  • Food standards deal would align with EU regulations and eliminate checks on food and drink that’s exported to the EU
  • Product Regulation and Metrology Bill currently going through parliament will allow the UK to choose whether to recognise EU product rules
  • Relinking UK and EU carbon markets. Linking the systems would let UK and EU firms trade these carbon permits freely
  • New EU defence agreement will allow British defence companies to bid for money from the €150bn EU defence fund, tying them in with the EU
  • Allowing EU fishermen full rights to plunder British fish reserves

The US demands, according to UK ministers for the Labour government, are incompatible with the UK aligning with the EU’s agricultural regulations with an EU trade deal currently in progress.

Britain will now be set to lose trillions, and trillions of pounds that would have been good for the ailing economy as it is already on the brink of major recession. A lucrative US trade deal would have solved many of the UK’s economic problems. Instead of a lucrative US trade deal, Starmer is locking the UK back into the regulatory nightmare of the EU, which will cost Britain further trillions in GDP terms.

Comrades, We Have Created a New Land of Hope and Glory

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Comrades, We Have Created a New Land of Hope and Glory

Comrade Starmer today praised the open borders and mass immigration into the UK from the Third World. Speaking at an Albanian drug house where tonnes of marijuana are grown every year, supreme Comrade Starmer praised the “inclusive” nature of Britain’s socialist policies. This is the new Land of Hope and Glory.

“Comrades, I just witnessed a young English girl being injected with pure heroin. She will probably not make it, but that’s another discussion. I am here in this drug den in Walthamstow to enjoy the inclusive delights we have imported into the country.

“Just yesterday, a Congolese family of 583 landed in a rubber dinghy in Dover from Calais. Thankfully, they were escorted by the French Navy across the English Channel and were safe.

“We welcome them. All of these wonderful people, whoever they are, please come to our shores. There are 4-star hotels and even 5-star ones awaiting your presence.

“You are welcome to cook our stolen pet dogs on our pavements, to defecate loudly in our shop entrances, and to wash your anuses in our public fountains in front of children. The Third World is us now, we have decolonized ourselves from the Empire of old. This is even more important than giving away the Chagos Islands to China.

“Comrades, what I am trying to say is that we must ourselves be like the Third World, as Britons of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, we must open every door, every window, and most of all your pockets to house the entire Third World in our glorious soviet Big State.”

THERE WILL BE NO INGSOC NOTICE TODAY – BY ORDER 433980-34R-44392 – THE INGSOC OPERATOR – JIM BELTYHUE, 49, OF 20 ALBANIA ROAD, SECTOR 73, CONFESSED TO CRIMES OF ADJUSTING INGSOC TRUTH BULLETINS WITHOUT A CENSOR BEING PRESENT. THE CRIMINAL ALSO STOLE THREE PAPERCLIPS AND A STAPLER FROM A MINISTRY OF TRUTH OFFICE. HE WAS LIQUIDATED IN THE EARLY HOURS OF MONDAY MORNING AND PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO SMOOTHIES. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Illegal Invaders Demand International Recognition For Illegal Invasion

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Illegal Invaders Demand International Recognition For Illegal Invasion

Illegal invaders who illegally invaded a sovereign country are now demanding international recognition for the land they illegally invaded and now claim as their own.

Russia has rejected the Ukraine war peace deal proposed by Donald Trump, because it does not grant international recognition to territory seized by Putin’s troops.

Amongst a large list of grandiose demands, the clinically insane Sergey Lavrov, who calls himself the Russian foreign minister, demanded the resignation of the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, and the throttling of the Ukraine military, as well as the territory Russia stole be accepted by the international community.

Lavrov also demanded the lifting of all sanctions, withdrawing lawsuits, returning frozen Russian assets and cancelling arrest warrants for Russian war crimes.

Anything else sir? How about a cherry on top, or maybe a fucking Molotov cocktail to suit?

Monopoly Money: Trump is Destroying the Dollar

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Monopoly Money: Trump is Destroying the Dollar

Soon the almighty greenback, the motherfuckin’ dollar is going to be worth shit, because entire nations are dumping the buck, like it was a quick fuck, and no one gives a dime.

Why is the dollar being dumped, you may ask? Well, in real simple terms, Trump thinks that dumping the dollar will make exports cheaper, but in doing so, US equities are going to get walloped and dumped in the garbage dump, and inflation is going to rise like no one has ever seen it before. Think about it, if a dollar ain’t worth a piece of shit, well, your loaf of bread is going to cost a wheelbarrow of dollars.

The boys at the Fed will get that quantitative easing thing going on in a panic, and bring out the printing presses to print millions of more dollars. This action will make things even worse as the laws of supply and demand dictate and inflation will continue its upward trajectory at an exponential rate.

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This whole scheme of currency manipulation is a crock, and there was Trump berating China for doing it when he’s dumping dollars like they have a disease or something.

Americans better not think about travelling outside the US anytime soon, because they won’t be able to buy anything. You try buying something when you get 20 pennies back for every 10 dollar bill you present.

The world’s No.1 reserve currency? The dollar has fallen over 4.5% in April, with its biggest monthly drop since late 2022, as investors dump US assets, sparking more sell-offs as the real panic sets in.

Yep, it’s squeaky bum time.

Hit the Energy: Russian Hackers Having Field Day in Europe Blackout

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Hit the Energy: Russian Hackers Having Field Day in Europe Blackout

It’s all fun and games for the state backed Russian Sandworm hackers as they shut down the electricity grids in Spain, Portugal and parts of France.

A massive power outage appears to have possibly been caused by a cyberattack and Net Zero vulnerabilities. Monday’s outage has affected the entirety of Spain, as well as parts of Portugal and reportedly France. Factor in Net Zero making the entire energy grid system even more vulnerable to attacks, and you are inviting imminent disaster. In times of war, Net Zero is the last thing anyone should be thinking of implementing.

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Spanish airports are in chaos after the electricity is cut off by hackers

Major cities including Madrid, Seville and Lisbon have been hit by the power outage, leaving residents without electricity and mobile signal.

Lest we forget the recent exercise by the WEF.

This attack reveals how easy it is to incapacitate European countries, who are living in cloud-cuckoo-land in their EU utopia. It seems they have completely forgotten about Russia, or how to defend themselves.

The Russians meanwhile are conducting a little show of what they are capable of, maybe a few tests here or there to check out the weak points. No doubt, there will be very convoluted reasons presented for the blackout, and the official reason could be very different.

They could also hit the internet, and the water utility systems, which would cause even more chaos. Metros, airports, shops, and residents are without power, and mobile phone masts are down too.

The key factor here is that the EU is vulnerable, and this attack indicates that the Russians could maybe plough through the continent in less than a week, if they implement a multipronged attack plan. This is exactly why the UK needs to be prepared, and compound their military strength sharpish and if the country is to survive in any capacity — fuck Net Zero.

Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers

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Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers

Comrades, we have great news regarding your council tax payments going up by as much as 60% per annum. Yes, you are paying for a great service to house all the young leering men from Third World countries like France who have come to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain on rubber dinghies across the Channel. Your help is crucial for housing these fake asylum seekers in luxury 4-star hotels where they can enjoy room service 24 hours a day and massages, along with gym sessions and excursions to the local areas where they can leer at all the English girls, maybe dabbling in a bit of how’s your father.

In this respect, comrades, we need you plebs to work longer hours in your dead-end jobs and to be thankful that you are providing a service to the hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers who come to our illustrious shores each month.

Because of the deluge of illegal visitors to the PRSB, the NHS, schools, and transport services will be limited due to the increase in numbers. Benefits for citizens will be cut and funds diverted to the 4-star hotels housing the fake asylum seekers in luxury. Your council tax increases will help to pay for the 4-star hotels.

All public services which were previously available to citizens will not be available except for high party Labour members, train drivers, civil servants, NHS, union and council bosses.

INGSOC NOTICE 094032-00494923987-7128492746873-034223-F21-A65

JOHN SMITH, 43, OF 109 TONYBLIAR ROAD, ROMFORD, SECTOR 231, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN JAILED FOR LIFE IN GRIMSBY GULAG 43-A FOR VOICING HIS CONCERNS ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN HIS AREA. HE WAS FOUND OUT AND REPORTED BY HIS MANAGER WHILST AT WORK ON MONDAY. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Hygienic Indian Street Food Style Stalls Coming to the UK

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Hygienic Indian Street Food Style Stalls Coming to the UK

The UK is now adapting Indian street food style stalls at every corner, with an English touch of course.

India has a wonderful vibrant culture with the streets teeming with vendors, street food, shops, elephants, cows, bicycles, scooters and even thousands upon thousands of big juicy bluebottle flies.

Well, we’ve got the fever in the UK, we also want a bit of the delicious looking delights the Indians eat daily. Forget about such trivial matters like hygiene, if you sneeze, make sure it’s into the pot. Indian street food is renowned around the world for its culinary excellence.

Bare feet are essential, and ear wax. Did you know that if you dump your ear wax into the food, it adds a lovely piquancy to the overall taste of the dish? Never wash your hands before handling food, it is sacrilegious to do so. Instead, embellish the culinary delights you create with all sorts of bacteria that you will never know or care about.

The stuff that builds up between your toes, rub it with gusto, dig the fuckers out and flick into the food. It’s ready to serve, just like they do in Bhangarabad or some other exotic location in Southall.

Fury as “Two-word” Comment Sums Up Daily Express Headline

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Fury as “Two-word” Comment Sums Up Daily Express Headline

This seems to be the new word counting format for headlines at the Daily Express these days, where fluff seems to be de rigueur.

No this is not about the exciting 7-word comment that Trump made to Melania, or the 4-word putdown about the latest Meghan PR failure, instead it is about the Daily Express and has stoked fury amongst its readers and staffers alike.

Naturally, the key is to not give away much in the headline, and the first three quarters of the article has to build up to the “information” the reader was initially searching for whilst clicking on the clickbait article.

When you finally get to the so-called x-word(s) comment referenced in the title, you tragically realise it is just another clickbait article, as is much on the internet these days. If you have an adblocker on your browser like 99% of internet users have, you will have been spared the pop-ups, the pop-downs, the flashing boxes, the myriad of garish ads bombarding your eyeballs, and you will continue doom-scrolling the internet(s).

Oh, and the 2-word comment was “really predictable”.

No doubt, the furious DE response to this DS outrage will be the age-old 2-word remedy — “fuck off!”

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