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109,000 Claimed Asylum in Year 17% Yearly Increase

DOVER - England - The increase in fake asylum seekers coming over from the safe country of France is rising at an exponential level.

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“It is not our fault. We blame the Tories of course for the massive increase in illegal asylum seekers,” the absent PM Keir Starmer told no one in particular.

When asked by a reporter if anything was being done, Home Office Secretary Yvette Cooper stuck her neck out and said: “Asylum seekers? Where?”

The number of people claiming asylum has almost doubled since 2021. There were 173,000 grants of settlement in the UK in the year ending March 2025, a third more than in the previous year.

Illegal Channel crossings have increased to such a level under the Labour government that every day, multiple rubber dinghies overflowing with fake asylum seekers land on British shores escorted by the French Navy.

The Labour government have said that there is no problem and there is nothing to worry about.

100,000 asylum seekers could be given taxpayer-funded homes

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5 COMMENTS

  1. We made tough but fair decisions to rebuild the foundations of our country.

    Now, we can look to the future.

  2. Imagine the cost of each of those migrants. Each one costs at least £450,000 to house and feed per year.

  3. You can post your fake statistics all you want u fascist NAZIS. Britain needs open borders for everyone. All humans are welcome and all borders are evil. It’s not illegal to come to the UK in a boat. These are not illegal people. They have a right to come here.

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