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Brits Fought and Died For the English Channel – Anti-British Starmer Gave it Away

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Brits Fought and Died For the English Channel – Anti-British Starmer Gave it Away

The disgusting, filthy Brexit Betrayal deal giving away British fishing rights to the EU for 12 years brokered by a PM who is obviously anti-British, and an avowed Marxist, is an affront to the brave soldiers and sailors who fought in both wars to secure the safety and sovereignty of the British Isles. Keir Starmer and his decolonisation crusade is proof that he means only harm to the UK and spits on the graves of the brave men and women who gave their lives in past decades to fight for their country.

Giving away our fishing rights, giving away the Chagos Islands, killing off our fishing industry, killing off our farming industry only makes Britain weaker and more of a target for its enemies.

Who is to say this quisling PM, an anti-British communist authoritarian implant, does not give away the Falkland Islands or Gibraltar? Rest assured, they are on his list.

One could even postulate that Starmer is a danger to the security of the United Kingdom, and has gone way above his remit. He is implementing sneaky deals outside of parliament, where the necessary scrutiny of his destructive policies are avoided.

Ladies, and gentleman, we have a rogue, corrosive anti-British operator masquerading as a prime minister. THIS IS ANTI-DEMOCRATIC.

Starmer’s Brexit Betrayal : EU Supertrawlers Ready to Deplete British Waters

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Starmer’s Brexit Betrayal : EU Supertrawlers Ready to Deplete British Waters

In a historic EU deal that will ensure the continued impoverishment of Britain, and the enrichment of the EU, wanquer extraordinaire and supreme coward Keir Starmer has given European fishermen access to British waters for 12 years. This Brexit Betrayal by Labour will create an ecological disaster and ruin Britain’s already strained economy further.

EU fishing companies employ destructive industrial fishing supertrawlers to maximise their profits at the detriment to marine ecosystems. These vessels use massive nets that drag along the seabed, disrupting habitats, reducing biodiversity, and causing bycatch (non-target species caught and discarded). Bottom trawling destroys natural seafloor habitats, thus reducing biodiversity, disrupting the balance of the natural ecosystem.

Between 2020 and 2025 supertrawlers like the Willem van der Zwan (flagged to Netherlands), Margiris (Lithuania), Helen Mary (Germany), Sch 81 Carolien (Netherlands) and Afrika (Netherlands).[2] The Margiris (143m) and Willem van der Zwan (142.5m) plundered British waters. This was with restrictions, but now that Starmer has lifted restrictions, things are going to get a lot worse.

By overfishing our fish stocks by the EU supertrawlers the consequences will NOT be good for the British economy or local communities on the British Isles who depend on sustainable fishing practices.

The EU supertrawlers also catch large amounts of non-target species, which die in the nets and are then simply thrown overboard. Vulnerable and rare species are thus killed off in large numbers, all for the sake of vast profits by the greedy fishing corporations in the EU. This is one of the most harrowing parts of this Brexit Betrayal by Labour.

Cetacean bycatch has been a serious and persistent welfare and conservation issue in UK waters for many years. The most recent estimates indicate that over 1000 cetaceans are killed each year by EU supertrawlers. The species most affected are harbour porpoise, common dolphin, minke and humpback whale, but all cetaceans in UK waters are vulnerable.

Along with the destruction of our fishing reserves and habitat, the EU vessels cause immense amounts of pollution and carbon emissions, which is kind of funny seeing as the madman Ed Miliband and his Net Zero zealots are so quiet about this major Brexit Betrayal of gargantuan proportions.

This cowardly grotesque Brexit Betrayal upon the UK by Starmer is an evil, vicious assault on Britain and its environment, and yet there is only silence from the leftist hypocrites who call themselves eco-warriors and environmental activists. It seems it is okay for socialists and Marxists to fuck up the environment, but not okay for anyone else.

Britain to be Officially Named a Dumping Zone For Undesirable Illegal Migrants From EU

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Britain to be Officially Named a Dumping Zone For Undesirable Illegal Migrants From EU

It’s kind of ironic that successive British governments have looked at dumping illegal migrants onto places like Rwanda and Albania, when the hard truth is that the UK is a dumping ground for fake asylum seekers from the EU.

EU: “Fuck the British!”

The French are only too glad to have their Navy escort hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers to the UK because the not very well-kept secret is that the UK is now the rubbish bin of Europe.

Migrants filter through Southern Italy, Greece and Southern Spain and France from North Africa or Turkey. From there, through the free movement Schengen Zone, they gravitate to either Germany or France or some Scandinavian country where they realise they are not treated very well. They of course know that they can get a 4-star hotel room paid for by UK taxpayers, free food, pocket money, free housing, free healthcare, free dental care and a life of luxury.

The Europeans know this as well. Unlike the UK, they don’t just dole out 4-star hotels with all the benefits under the sun, so EU officials point these fake asylum seekers to the UK. Additionally, it’s not only a way of getting rid of the burdensome undesirable fake asylum seekers, but a way of fucking over the UK. To the Europeans, the British are the shisters of the world, they are universally detested even if the respective current government is to the political left of the spectrum and ideologically aligned with the EU’s soviet structure.

The best part of this entire fiasco is that Britain pays the French, Germans and god knows who else millions of pounds to stop the migrants, so what do the frogs do? They escort more of the fake asylum seekers to the UK, and maybe stop one or two here or there, but it’s the minimum effort of course. Under the idiot Sunak, the UK handed over £438 million to the French, who no doubt went to town with the free money. Nothing changed naturally. Sunak then paid Rwanda nearly £700 million to ship a few foreign rapists there, but the ECHR blocked that farce. All of that money disappeared without a trace, a testament to stupidity, waste and sheer desperation.

The Europeans are loving this, and the worse part is that Britain is a laughingstock to the EU. The UK is now reminiscent of a fucking Third World country, and it is only going to get worse, especially with the EU Youth Mobility Scheme. Britain is a dumping ground, a toilet, a cesspit where all the shite is dumped from the EU and the funny thing is there is nothing the government can do about it apart from go bankrupt and impoverish the taxpayer further.

If there ever was a time to laugh, now would be the time.

The European Union Should Have Been the British Union

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The European Union Should Have Been the British Union

Britain won two world wars against the Germans, yet the British Empire is now a mere morsel of global territory. Surely this was not the plan. Hitler would have been very proud of the European Union because it is a German victory without a single bullet being fired. The EU is essentially Nazi Germany’s expansionist imperialist plans with a Soviet political ideology and, what is more, it is a reverse of Hitler’s technique. Hitler built up his military first then utilised it to storm through Europe and North Africa, whereas the EU started as a way to trade with more freedom, then implanted their ideological political framework, and now is implementing a military EU Army to counteract the Russian threat after the Ukraine invasion occurred, which it agitated in the first place by interfering in the country’s politics. When World War II ended, Britain should have capitalised on its position and taken over France and Germany. From there, Britain could have implemented the same technique the EU implemented to take over other European nations through economic and trade methods. The British system, and language, should have been the de facto standards throughout Europe. Sadly, the opportunity was lost, much like the remaining parcels of the British Empire were soon capitulated. After the Berlin Wall fell, the former soviets were absorbed into the EU apparatus, and this is where its ideological base lies. Today, the European Union makes the rules, makes the regulations and dictates what Britain does, despite any so-called Brexit.

The British Union was the dream of Churchill, and what stands today is the exact antithesis of his vision for Europe.

The winner of the great wars lost and the losers of the wars won.

Third World Economic Migrants Thank Starmer For EU Youth Mobility Scheme

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Third World Economic Migrants Thank Starmer For EU Youth Mobility Scheme

“Now we are all young students welcomed in the UK!” an illiterate 45-year-old sub-Saharan African shouted from his Calais home. His plan is to apply for the EU Youth Mobility Scheme, like the hundreds of millions of other illegal economic migrants residing in France, and the rest of the EU.

UK Schengen Zone EU Youth Mobility Scheme

“All you have to do is say you are eighteen and present them with a piece of paper saying you want to study in the UK,” a 38-year-old Congolese convicted rapist revealed.

In another Calais camp, there were whoops and cheers from the fake asylum seekers who were waiting for this day to come. The UK surrender deal is not only giving away our fishing quotas, but it’s us becoming a rule-taker from Brussels once again and getting free movement by the back door.

So far since Labour has come into power, over 700,000 fake asylum seekers have entered the UK through its porous borders, and the EU Youth Mobility Scheme will make things easier for many to come to Britain making it part of the EU Schengen zone.

72 English Virgins

“I want to make many English women pregnant. Thank you, Keir Starmer, for opening the doors further. Now I can get a mountain of young English pussy one way or another. I’m so hard right now at the mere thought,” another economic migrant convicted rapist from Afghanistan revealed.

Trump Dares to Say the ‘N-word’

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Trump Dares to Say the ‘N-word’

During an interview with a reporter, President Trump said the ‘n-word’.

“No!”

When asked if he was going to say another n-word, Trump promptly replied with a number of n-words.

“No, I will not use the nabalitic n-word you nefandous nincompoop ninny.”

The reporter then asked if Trump would use the ‘l-word’.

Trump’s response was with another slurry of targeted n-words.

“No, no, no, no, no, no!”

That’s when the interview ended abruptly.

 

 

An Ode to Brexit, the Dream Departed

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An Ode to Brexit, the Dream Departed

O Sovereign Hope, that once didst blaze so bright,
With trumpet’s call and promises alight,
Thou bold-named Brexit, child of rebel flame,
Didst stir the hearts and rouse the isle to claim
A newer world, unshackled and unbound—
Yet now dost lie in silence, under ground.

We hailed thee then, with mirth and iron cheer,
Cried “Take back laws! And borders, once held dear!”
But lo, what came? Not sovereign dawn, but dust—
A bitter jest, a putrid relic green with rust.

Immigration swelled like Neptune’s wrathful tide,
While gate and port lay open, gaping wide.
Our courts, o’erruled by strangers’ distant hand,
The ECHR doth reign o’er this fair land.
Still shield the guilty chicken nuggets from our shore,
While justice waits outside a bolted door.

And Northern Erin, bound in foreign chain,
Still dances to Europa’s strict refrain.
No Brexit there, no freedom’s gentle kiss—
But trade in shadow, and borderlines amiss.

Where is the Singapore-on-Thames once vowed?
What lion roars beneath this misty shroud?
The markets fled, the red tape redder still,
And fishing rights?—a gift to foreign gill!
Our nets grow bare while Gallic super trawlers dine,
And sovereign seas are lost by slow design.

Now enters Two-Tier Keir, with visage mild and grave,
To seal the tomb that Brexiteers once gave.
With ink and smile, he signs away the rest—
Our youth, our tide, our fisheries’ bequest.
What once was bold is bartered for a sigh,
A soft return, beneath Europa’s eye.

O fools! O faction-torn and faithless kin!
Ye cast the prize before the game could win.
The moment came, the hour ripe to act—
But courage failed, and vision sorely lacked.

Now mark these words, ye watchers yet unborn:
Here lies a dream, unbirthed and left forlorn.
A grave marked Brexit—chiselled deep in stone,
Where sovereignty once stood—now but a bone.

So raise a glass to what we might have been,
A land once proud—now swallowed from within.
And let the wind bear forth this mournful cry:
The dream of Brexit lived—but did not die…
It merely slipt away, and passed us by.

Beckingham Palace Latest: Trouble as Son Does a Harry

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Beckingham Palace Latest: Trouble as Son Does a Harry

Chav royalty is in disarray, as Beckingham Palace courtiers have revealed that one of the wayward parasitical brood has gone rather orf. Specifically Brooklyn Beckham, yes, he’s done a “Harry”.

Apparently “Posh” Spice is rather upset, and has not eaten her daily pea, insiders have revealed. She eats a single pea every day but missed her daily pea last Thursday. On hearing the news of her wayward son, she managed an even worse grimace than usual before pouting for a selfie.

David Beckham on the other hand is stoic about his son disappearing, and due to his low intelligence levels simply went to his vast back garden to kick a ball around.

Could this be another Megxit incident that results in lots of money-making tell-all books, merchandise and ill-feeling. Well, Brooklyn Beckham is a useless whining prat just like Harry, so looks like it’s going to be fun for all the people who like this sort of thing. For others, well, we have better things to do with our time.

Keir Starmer: “I am doing assisted dying right now”

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Keir Starmer: “I am doing assisted dying right now”

The Labour PM Keir Starmer has today announced that he is conducting a prolonged program of assisted dying on himself, the Labour Party, UK economy and democracy.

“Exterminate! Exterminate! I am exterminating myself! Malfunction! DESTROY! Exterminate UK! Exterminate Everyone!” Starmer bleated like a deranged Dalek during an impromptu press conference.

Concerned MPs gathered around the PM afterwards, asking if he was okay as he looked visibly shaken.

Rachel Reeves, the ailing Chancellor of the Exchequer, took out a soiled napkin from her purse and padded Starmer’s profusely sweating forehead saying the calming words: “It’s okay Keir, I’m in charge of the economy. Everything is going to be just fine.”

This assisted dying lark seems like a right laugh.

Justin Bieber to Recreate the Ministry of Silly Walks on Stage

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Justin Bieber to Recreate the Ministry of Silly Walks on Stage

“Mommy, why does Justin Bieber walk all funny?”

“Oh, that’s okay, you shouldn’t know such things Billy, now go and play with your toys.”

Yep, Justin Bieber, the guy who was propelled to child stardom with the “help and tutelage” of P. Diddler is shuffling around stage like a geriatric who’s got a watermelon jammed up his butt.

All those years of being the play toy of a deviant have certainly taken a toll, but Bieber plans to capitalise on his shuffling geriatric walk by saying he is imitating the famous Monty Python ministry of silly walks sketch.

“That P. Diddler guy sure taught me a lot. Look, I got my old knee pads right here, they’re all worn out as you can see. These days in my old age I can’t run or go anywhere without my special diapers otherwise I poop my pants. Ah, to get famous I had to do stuff, but it all worked out great in the end. Scuse me, I gotta go and get something from the fridge. Check it out, it’s a big black lollipop. Reminds me of the good old days!”

Anything for fame and fortune.

 

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