You’re a Hodler who can deal with a $1.8 million drawdown with no problem but you haven’t eaten in days and cannot sleep any more…or maybe you succumbed to the liquidity sweep and sold it all…whatever…crypto’s really ugly at the moment…it needs a makeover…some pizzaz!
The market is down bc your bags are ugly
But don’t worry
I vibecoded the solution… Introducing: pic.twitter.com/z4g9ZhilKg
— bangerz (@bangerz) February 6, 2026
