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If the World Was Not So Overpopulated None of this Shit Would be Happening

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Maybe you are ignorant to what is happening, maybe you just don’t care, maybe you do care but are silent.

The root of everything bad that is happening right now in the world is overpopulation — that is the sole root of it all.

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Mass Immigration: It’s Too Late – Nothing Can be Done

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It is too late to change mass immigration, illegal or not. Ever since Tony Blair opened the door to Eastern Europe and Labour opened up the country to free movement from the continent, there has been a huge influx of migrants into the UK.

The British benefits system is the dangling carrot that makes people come from far and wide to the UK.

The EU Schengen zone is a free travel channel directly leading to the UK where millions of people from the Third World come into the EU illegally, then freely cross European borders on their way to Britain. The French, despite being paid over £800 million by the UK government to stop illegal Channel crossings, routinely help fake asylum seekers to cross to Britain and the French Navy even escorts rubber dinghies to Dover.

Once in Britain, illegal migrants can be assured; free NHS healthcare, free transport, free education for as many children as possible, free housing, and a generous load of free money sometimes up to about £3,000 per week.

But many illegal migrants are still not happy with this and have dedicated Whatsapp accounts where they can purchase Deliveroo and Justeat accounts from legal workers. The booming food delivery market enables illegals to make an additional £500/£1000 per week, which is sent out of Britain immediately to their own countries via money transfer companies. No one knows who these illegal immigrants are, therefore a vulnerable woman ordering food on Justeat or whatever, could be served by an Afghan rapist casing her out for a later visit after midnight or simply barge his way into her home and viciously rape her before disappearing back into anonymity.

Unfortunately, because the UK has been cursed with either a weak Labour or Conservative government, nothing is done about any of the mass immigration.

Much like the Democrats in America, mass migrants are utilised in elections as voters. In this respect, it is highly beneficial to have illegal and legal immigration at vast levels for socialist parties to be voted in.

If governments in the West wanted to do something about mass immigration, they would have done it decades ago, but now it is way too late for anything to be done to solve the problem. It is thus a certainty that mass immigration from the Third World was imported into the West deliberately.

Once in the UK, the illegal economic migrants are fast-tracked for citizenship, or they disappear into the black economy which is thriving in the UK. The idiotic Starmer is totally clueless about anything and is an incompetent weak piss flap of a PM who has zero plans to solve the problem. The one in one out fiasco is a joke, and should be labelled as 500,000 in, zero out.

Britain is the laughingstock of the world.

Compulsory EU Digital ID Coming Soon

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The fundamental reason for the internet is at risk — our right to anonymity. The new EU digital ID system is rearing its nefarious head across the European Union, as it brings forth a new regime of supreme surveillance upon citizens. Knowing the EU-centric policies of Keir Starmer, it is presumed he will sign the UK up to this program as well.

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The updated scheme builds on the earlier eIDAS framework (2014), addressing its limitations by mandating interoperable national identity wallets that work seamlessly across all EU member states by 2026.

The EU Digital ID Wallet will effectively eliminate anonymous participation in online life.

When the wallet becomes mandatory for accessing key services like banking, healthcare, or even social media, then people will be forced to tie their real-world identity to online accounts.

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Anonymous speech, whistleblowing, or politically sensitive activism, satire, criticism, will become riskier or impossible. Governments or private companies will profile and monitor individuals more easily than ever before.

With the EU state having total control over your digital ID, it will have the power to revoke or restrict access, like freezing you out of essential services (banking, healthcare, travel etc.) if you are deemed as undesirable in any way or your citizen score is not high enough.

In times of political crisis or authoritarian drift, this infrastructure will no doubt be abused to punish dissenters. One could postulate that the tenets of democracy, free discussion, opinions will be eroded completely by this digital feudalism.

The EU Digital ID program places unprecedented technical and legal power in the hands of public-private consortia, potentially creating “ID monopolies.”

This Austrian survivalist Survival Lilly outlines how the EU is introducing a digital euro currency this year, therefore the digital ID is a necessary process. The new measures are possibly linked to the CBDC System proposed by the BIS.

The digital euro currency will be programmed to cater for every use case, for example, the European Central Bank can limit how much citizens can buy of a certain product if the need be, or bar them from buying products that are deemed as non-sustainable etc.

Sadly, the entire internet is in the process of shutting up shop forever.

Freedom and privacy will soon be completely outlawed, and to do anything via the internet will require people to give away everything to authoritarian, totalitarian governments who many cannot trust.

War is Good For Declining Russian Population

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The gradual depletion of the Russian population and declining birthrate is a bonus for the West. That is not to say that the West also does not have a declining indigenous birthrate as well, but it is being bolstered by mass migration. The ongoing war in Ukraine is a drain on the Russian population and from 2018 to 2024 there has been a population decline of over 3 million Russians.

Aside from the meat grinder war in Ukraine, which has killed more than 500,000 Russians (unofficial estimate), only 1.22 million babies were born last year, which is the lowest number of births in a single year since 1999. Furthermore, Russia’s official statistical agency, Rosstat, projects that the birth rate will continue to decline, reaching just 1.14 million by 2027.

Russia also has high mortality rates, with deaths exceeding births for several years now. The life-expectancy of Russian men in some areas is 45 due to vodka and drug consumption.

Along with alcoholism and drugs as major causes of illness and death, the war in Ukraine is obviously a major factor as well.

To be embroiled in an ongoing conflict with no end in sight is a good recipe for eventual destruction, death by a thousand cuts, as every day more Russian meat is ground into the Ukrainian soil.

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The desperation of Russian commanders is at an all-time high as they send in conscripts to the front lines with a two-week life expectancy at the most.

By causing constant losses in manpower, supplies, and morale, one side tries to progressively weaken its adversary to the point of collapse in attrition warfare. One could postulate that the West is conducting this form of warfare on Russia, obviously utilising the proxy of Ukraine to apply the technique. Alternatively, one could also say the same tactic is being utilised on Ukraine by Russia.

The West is essentially slow moving when it comes to elements like rearming and the manufacture of weapons in preparation for war, but thankfully a firm boot up the ass by Trump the consensus has hopefully changed. Slowly but surely, Trump is also coming to the realisation that his dear friend Putin does not give a fuck about what he says and will continue his deranged mission to send more of his troops into the Ukraine hellhole battlefields and muddy trenches where they will ripped apart by drones and Howitzers.

By gradually depleting Russia’s population, this will help to reduce its impact in further conflicts in the future.

Keir Starmer’s Identity Crisis

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Comrade Starmer is amidst a major identity crisis, not only for himself but for the glorious Labour Party who have transformed Britain into an utter, utter shithole.

With the multiple threats of the Reform Party led by Brexiteering vanguard Nigel Farage aligned more to the right of the political spectrum, there is now an additional thorn in the side of the Labour Party with the introduction of the Jeremy Corbyn far leftist party.

Torn from far left Marxist Corbynite politics to the mish mash far right ideological leanings of Farage, Starmer does not know where to lean to counteract the multiple pronged threats.

Essentially, the entities of Farage and Corbyn will only siphon off voters during any election, reducing Labour’s chances further.

Our thoughts are with Starmer and wish him the best in his identity crisis battle.

 

US Debt of $37 Trillion is Still Not That Much

The current US debt level of $37 trillion is still in its infancy and has room to grow to over 200 or 300 trillion dollars (National debt). The unfunded US total debt/interest is currently $104 trillion.

Feeding, clothing and paying for the entertainment of vast populations is not a cheap endeavour. This is one of the many reasons why US debt is rising at exponential levels.

American workers need to work harder and pay more taxes so that the useless eaters who refuse to work can live fuller, unproductive lives of not doing anything at the expense of US taxpayers.

Why work in a system which gives you $9,000 a month to do nothing?

The consensus for many is that “working is for chumps.” This applies to the UK as much as the USA. In the UK, for example, there are people who have constipation or tennis elbow who receive top-of-the-range cars with the Motability scheme for free and vast amounts of benefit payments. Obviously, the scale of the debt is much larger in America, however it is not big enough. The US needs to accumulate more debt than the entire globe to really qualify for a big prize.

The modern global economy is built on debt, so there is absolutely nothing wrong with nations going into vast debt holes. In fact, debt boosts economies, and without the continual accumulation of debt, many economies would collapse immediately.

All the US does is print more money through quantitative easing, and everything is cool and dandy — apart from a little inflation here or there or a devalued currency. As for servicing the current debt level of $37 trillion, it’s a very manageable $1.1 trillion per annum, which is a drop in the ocean for the USA.

Elon Musk is naive to think that he could “reduce” the US debt levels by a single iota percentage point. It cannot be reduced, and to even think about reducing the US debt level is fundamentally stupid. If Musk has any sense, he needs to back off his untenable little crusade. US debt will continue to rise for centuries beyond the lifespan of people like Musk.

…and the pièce de résistance …

ICE Raids: “They’re feeding us to the fish!”

You may think Trump and his supporters are crazy, but on the other side, things seem to be even crazier. The ICE raids across America are causing some serious levels of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) with some Americans moving into periods of severe psychosis.

WARNING! VIEWING THE FOLLOWING VIDEO MAY CAUSE IMMEDIATE TRAUMA

Is there any cure for such levels of derangement? Well, probably not is the simple answer.

R’s Blind Date

R stands in front of the mirror in her short magenta dress made of taffeta with taut little white roses around the neckline. She’s sure it will be perfect for her date with G this evening.

R’s friend Q from Widget Wonders has set the two of them up on a blind date with much promise, hope, and hullaballoo. Q has been on R’s case for weeks to get out more, since R has become somewhat of a hermit after her breakup with Harold.

R and G plan on meeting at Mudbutters at 7:30 p.m., so she heads out in her crappy Ford Escort at 6:45 with full-on face paint and a Hello Kitty tote bag full of popcorn in case the food is sub-par.

She arrives at the restaurant at 7:10 and has a good twenty minutes to kill. She doesn’t
want to get a table since she’s afraid G won’t know where to find her, so she waits in the
vestibule.

She sees a wooden bench with an ugly painting of a creepy clown behind it, looking kind of like John Wayne Gacy.

R crosses her legs and wiggles her foot in time to the ambient electronic dance music piped in through the speaker system. The hostess stares right through R in her taffeta dress.

“Oh, I’m just waiting for someone,” R volunteers.

“That’s OK,” the hostess replies without making eye contact.

R sits back down and eats some popcorn from her purse. She is hungry and bored and
wonders when G is going to show up.

“Miss, I’ll have to ask you to stop that,” the hostess scolds, noticing R for the first time.

“No outside food.”

R sighs and swallows her last kernel as she watches the diners come and go, imagining
what they would order and what they would do after leaving the restaurant, attempting to entertain herself vicariously. A cocky middle-aged man enters the restaurant next.

He looks to be in his mid-forties and is wearing dad jeans and a Van Halen t-shirt. Maybe it’s G, she thinks, though Q has given her the impression that G is a lot younger. The man has curly blond hair, a round face, and looks like a cherub. He smiles and sits down next to R.

“Are you G?” she asks sheepishly.

“No, I’m Michael, but it’s nice to meet you,” he chuckles. “I guess you’re waiting for G.”

“Yes I—”

“Kat! It’s great to see you!”

A tiny woman in cutoff shorts who looks like she is barely old enough to drink runs up to
Michael and kisses him enthusiastically as if she is mining his mouth for gold fillings.

The hostess shows them to their table as R lingers on the bench, defeated.

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It’s already 7:45. Where is G? Maybe he can’t make it. Maybe he has to work late, has a flat tire, or just isn’t hungry. Who knows? R indulges in some fantasy mind reading, a talent often brought out by her relentless anxiety.

R gets out her phone in its pink Hello Kitty case and calls Q. Maybe she knows
something. The phone rings five times and R hears Q’s voice.

“You’ve reached Q. Please leave a message,” she teases in her best Lois Griffin.

R hangs up.

Another man walks in just as she ends her call. He’s wearing a boring brown business
suit and makes his way over to R. Oh, this is G. He looks like a geek. His thin brown hair is slicked back from his rat face. He’s tall and skinny, with a big head like a Q-tip.

“Hi, I’m Larry,” he says. He sounds suave and as slick as his hair, despite his rat face, Q-
tip head, and cheap suit. “You must be Noelle.” He reeks of Drakaar Noir, R’s favorite cologne.

Surprising herself, R says, “Why, yes. Pleased to meet you.”

She lunges forward to get up from the bench and hears a humiliating ripping sound. She
realizes that upon getting up, she has torn the hem of her dress on the edge of the bench.

The bottom of her dress is frayed, with a big string dangling between her legs from the back of the hem.

An older woman in an old-fashioned nurse’s uniform with a folded white hat and white
stockings saunters through the door.

“Larry? Hi, I’m Noelle.”

“Oh, hello, Noelle!” He exclaims and forgets that R is in the room.

R sits back down. The lights in the restaurant are dim, so she looks at her Timex and
presses the little button that makes it glow in the dark. Eight o’clock. It becomes exponentially more likely with every five minutes that G won’t show.

R’s phone rings to the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon” played on a glockenspiel. It is Q.

“Hello?”

“Hi, R. I just wanted to tell you that—”

R’s phone goes dead.

She walks out of the restaurant, thinks about the characters she has met tonight, ponders why G wasn’t one of them, and wonders what Q was going to tell her.

Despite the evening’s events, R is still hungry. She returns to Mudbutters and slinks up to the hostess.

“Table for one, please.”

 

Read more of R’s adventures by Joann Evan:

R Rides the Bus

R Goes to Church

R Gets a Job

R Visits Her Parents

R’s New Apartment

R Goes to a Party

Why These Two Chefs Deserve a Netflix Show More Than Meghan Markle

The only reason Meghan Markle ever received a massive Netflix show contract and Spotify podcast is because she let Prince Harry up her. Apart from that, she has no other talent or reason to ever be considered for anything. Enter Sean and Marley, possibly the most entertaining and thoughtful celebrity chefs ever to grace the internets, and you have a true recipe for success that Markle could never equal.

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Communist Chinese Regime Increasing Live Organ Harvesting Factories

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The Chinese Communist Party is upping its live organ harvesting operation to industrial levels, which is now a billion-dollar industry. Forced organ harvesting is so lucrative in China, that the Xinjiang Health Commission, a branch of China’s national health authority, plans to build six new medical centres by 2030, bringing the total in the region to nine – more than any other province in the country.

With a vast supply of detained Uyghur people, the organ harvesting industry is a method of genocide that is very profitable to the CCP regime. For fresh organs, the harvesting occurs without anaesthetic on live prisoners to maximise the quality of the extracted organs.

The CCP also utilises execution vans that travel from village to village where people’s organs are processed. The multi-billion dollar industry services the global need for organs, and such is the demand that sales are conducted by auction, often to the highest bidder.

If organs are not extracted from live human subjects, they are downgraded in value, therefore it is important to remove vital organs from people that are still alive and conscious.