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Rachel Reeves to Claim PIP Benefits as She Cannot Cope Any More

LONDON - England - Rachel Reeves is set to claim PIP benefits because she is suffering from depression after ruining Britain's economy and can no longer work.

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In the UK, all you need to do is claim you have a mild depression or a headache, and you will get PIP (Personal Independence Payments) worth about £1,200 per week and a top of the range BMW from the Motability scheme. There are currently millions of people in the UK who are lavishing in luxury and who claim they cannot work in a job on these lucrative PIP payments, which cost the UK taxpayer over £100 billion per year to fund. The miserable wreck of a Chancellor, Rachel Reeves just went on the long list as well, and because she’s a gibbering wreck after ruining the UK’s economy she can no longer work, let alone function or do anything.

Over £600million was funnelled from the Department for Work and Pensions into the Motability scheme in 2024, and, as of April, some 589,000 benefits claimants in England and Wales have the publicly-subsidised cars.

Well, maybe getting a top-of-the-range luxury car will cheer her up, like millions of people gaming the system, along with the lucrative payments into their bank account without fail and no taxes to pay, living a life of luxury sure does cheer people up.

“I told them I get the odd headache and have anxiety for hard work. Now I get £2,300 per week and drive a Maserati. I’m going to Tuscany in a few weeks, and this will be my third holiday in 6 months,” another lucky PIP recipient revealed from a luxury hotel jaunt in Knightsbridge, London.

Another PIP benefit recipient who claimed they had ADHD revealed: “One of me mates was living the life of luxury, so I asked them if I could do it too. They told me to apply for PIP payments and state I have ADHD. I still to this day don’t even know what that is or stands for, but I’m living the life of Riley, so frankly I don’t care. I’m off to Bora Bora tomorrow for a two-month 5-star hotel stay, innit.”

Thanks to the U-turn by the urine swilling cowards in the Labour government, the grifters and gamers of the PIP system have been let off to continue. Instead of weeding out the grifters, and saving billions, the cost will now have to be transferred on to the “working people” of Britain.

Some serial scammers of the system are setting up consultation services helping others to scam the PIP system.

Grifters like Whitney Ainscough, who boasts 750,000 followers across TikTok and Instagram. The Range Rover-driving 31-year-old mother from Rotherham, South Yorkshire, says her lifestyle is funded by benefits, claiming in one video posted in May that she receives £1,151.90 a week.

“Why would I get a job?” she said. “I get your monthly wage in a week. Why would I go out and get a job? I’m living my fucking best life.”

In another video from earlier this year, she advised her followers to withdraw their PIP money in cash, so nobody would be able to track what it was being spent on.

As for the gibbering wreck of Rachel Reeves, she actually is a certified gibbering jelly wreck, so she will be a genuine PIP benefit recipient as opposed to the millions who are not.

Taxpayers are funding cars for people with conditions including ‘constipation’, ‘tennis elbow’ and ‘anxiety’.

 

New figures reveal the government-backed Motability scheme is also being used to provide vehicles for drivers who have abused alcohol or drugs.

 

Motability was set up to help those with serious physical disabilities get around. But the bloated scheme is now being used by people with a wide variety of ailments.

 

A table shows they include over 32,000 new motors for people suffering anxiety or other depressive disorders, while 40 cars went to people with ‘tennis elbow’, a condition which the NHS advises ‘usually goes away with rest’.

 

A further 20 people suffering from constipation made use of Motability, along with 190 who had ‘social phobia’, the official figures show.

 

Ten people struggling with a ‘failure to thrive’ got a taxpayer-funded car, and so did another 20 with a ‘food intolerance’.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. All UK households are feeling financially secure, with the number of people feeling financially secure rising this quarter by three percentage points to 58%, while confidence that the UK economy is improving has risen to 17% in just 3 months

  2. Dayum this PIP is crazy. I’m coming to the UK from Fresno USA. No wonder you guys have thousands coming over in boats it’s a goddamn free fro all!!!! HAHAHAHAH

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