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Diddler to Get Lighter Sentence

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The alleged kiddie fiddler, the Diddler, might only receive a 5-year sentence for his alleged horrific crimes, allegedly.

“In America, there are two-tier courts, two-tier judges and two-tier lawyers. The Diddler, just like OJ had the money, therefore they either walk or do a very light sentence. That’s just the way justice rolls in the USA. You can pay for literally anything within the corrupt system, and that includes paying to pervert justice,” a court commentator revealed on Thursday.

With good behaviour, the Diddler could be out of prison in two to three years or less, depending on certain other factors.

Buttfull crazy!

According to inmates where the Diddler is currently being held, allegedly there are plenty of young boys to please the Diddler’s voracious appetite.

“They even got a kid in here who looks exactly like Justin Bieber. Can you believe that? The Diddler snapped the boy up in seconds. Fresh meat!”

Rachel Reeves to Claim PIP Benefits as She Cannot Cope Any More

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In the UK, all you need to do is claim you have a mild depression or a headache, and you will get PIP (Personal Independence Payments) worth about £1,200 per week and a top of the range BMW from the Motability scheme. There are currently millions of people in the UK who are lavishing in luxury and who claim they cannot work in a job on these lucrative PIP payments, which cost the UK taxpayer over £100 billion per year to fund. The miserable wreck of a Chancellor, Rachel Reeves just went on the long list as well, and because she’s a gibbering wreck after ruining the UK’s economy she can no longer work, let alone function or do anything.

Over £600million was funnelled from the Department for Work and Pensions into the Motability scheme in 2024, and, as of April, some 589,000 benefits claimants in England and Wales have the publicly-subsidised cars.

Well, maybe getting a top-of-the-range luxury car will cheer her up, like millions of people gaming the system, along with the lucrative payments into their bank account without fail and no taxes to pay, living a life of luxury sure does cheer people up.

“I told them I get the odd headache and have anxiety for hard work. Now I get £2,300 per week and drive a Maserati. I’m going to Tuscany in a few weeks, and this will be my third holiday in 6 months,” another lucky PIP recipient revealed from a luxury hotel jaunt in Knightsbridge, London.

Another PIP benefit recipient who claimed they had ADHD revealed: “One of me mates was living the life of luxury, so I asked them if I could do it too. They told me to apply for PIP payments and state I have ADHD. I still to this day don’t even know what that is or stands for, but I’m living the life of Riley, so frankly I don’t care. I’m off to Bora Bora tomorrow for a two-month 5-star hotel stay, innit.”

Thanks to the U-turn by the urine swilling cowards in the Labour government, the grifters and gamers of the PIP system have been let off to continue. Instead of weeding out the grifters, and saving billions, the cost will now have to be transferred on to the “working people” of Britain.

Some serial scammers of the system are setting up consultation services helping others to scam the PIP system.

Grifters like Whitney Ainscough, who boasts 750,000 followers across TikTok and Instagram. The Range Rover-driving 31-year-old mother from Rotherham, South Yorkshire, says her lifestyle is funded by benefits, claiming in one video posted in May that she receives £1,151.90 a week.

“Why would I get a job?” she said. “I get your monthly wage in a week. Why would I go out and get a job? I’m living my fucking best life.”

In another video from earlier this year, she advised her followers to withdraw their PIP money in cash, so nobody would be able to track what it was being spent on.

As for the gibbering wreck of Rachel Reeves, she actually is a certified gibbering jelly wreck, so she will be a genuine PIP benefit recipient as opposed to the millions who are not.

Taxpayers are funding cars for people with conditions including ‘constipation’, ‘tennis elbow’ and ‘anxiety’.

 

New figures reveal the government-backed Motability scheme is also being used to provide vehicles for drivers who have abused alcohol or drugs.

 

Motability was set up to help those with serious physical disabilities get around. But the bloated scheme is now being used by people with a wide variety of ailments.

 

A table shows they include over 32,000 new motors for people suffering anxiety or other depressive disorders, while 40 cars went to people with ‘tennis elbow’, a condition which the NHS advises ‘usually goes away with rest’.

 

A further 20 people suffering from constipation made use of Motability, along with 190 who had ‘social phobia’, the official figures show.

 

Ten people struggling with a ‘failure to thrive’ got a taxpayer-funded car, and so did another 20 with a ‘food intolerance’.

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The Tears of Socialism When Other People’s Money Runs Out

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To see Rachel Reeves, the beleaguered Chancellor of the Exchequer, crying was a truly beautiful sight to behold. Her reverse Midas touch has turned the UK economy into a fucking basket case and caused the exodus of much of Britain’s wealth. Her lunatic socialist policies have caused many businesses to either go under or flee the country, her insane taxation has punished ordinary working people and caused massive amounts of poverty. Her class warfare inheritance tax schemes on farmers have endangered Britain’s food security and will cause untold generational harm to millions of farmers. Her punitive attack on private schools has caused many institutions that have survived for centuries to shut down. There is no magic money tree, the tears of socialism are confirmation of this very fact.

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The magic socialist money tree

Of course, there were no tears from the imbecilic and naive chancellor for all the ruined lives she has caused by implementing her nasty socialist policies of class hatred in the name of impoverishing anyone who has worked hard all their fucking lives only to have every piffling penny sucked out of their bank accounts to furnish the vast pension pots and huge salary increases of the Big State apparatchiks and Marxist automatons.

Cry me a fucking river you suppurating anal boil on the arse of humanity. Flush this turd down the toilet where it belongs.

Instead, let us laugh heartily, for as much as Labour punishes the working people, as much as they try to take every ounce of hard-earned wealth from citizens, there is only defiance and laughter left you fucking communist piece of dog shit.

We can only laugh as she cries — not for the suffering and misery she has caused the working people of Britain, but for her own position of power being taken away from under her feet. The socialists have bankrupted Britain for the next 6 or 7 generations to come, seeing as the amount now needed to service Britain’s debt is beyond £1.92 billion per week and rising at an exponential rate by the second.

Cry and cry a little more. Every tear is an admission of the supreme failure of Labour, socialism and a chancellor who has lost her fucking smug grimace to bawl like a little fucking baby at her own loss. As inflation rises and rises because of her demented policies, maybe someone can buy her a single fucking napkin for £8.99. No pity should come forth for this one. You’re going to go down in history as just another lunatic socialist who had no idea about money, business, or the fucking economy.

It’s not over even if Reeves goes. The country could be up for even worse as another Labour socialist nut job who knows nothing about economies turns up. We still have four more years left of these silly cunts left.

Bank of England Wants Your Ideas to Design Britain’s Banknotes

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The public are to be given the chance to decide who or what is depicted on Britain’s banknotes, with everything from fish and chips, zombie knives, crime, to celebrity pop and reality show stars in the running.

The Bank of England has asked the public for ideas of what to feature on the next set of notes in a consultation that launches today and runs until 11.59pm on July 31.

The central bank is asking people to put forward ideas for themes that “represent the UK”, ranging from celebrated socialist and woke icons to abstract concepts, including important discoveries and movements such as the Labour Party, benefits culture, and socialism that originated in Britain.

Alongside the historical figures who have typically featured on sterling banknotes, the Bank of England said it would consider suggestions linked to graffiti arts, the welfare state, ECHR, mass unfettered immigration, benefits culture, looting, shoplifting, knife crime, woke concepts, ecoactivism and Marxist social justice issues – meaning everything from British jungle life to iconic reality TV shows could be in the running.

18 Amazing Car Gadgets That Will Revolutionise Your Driving

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In today’s world, cars are more than just vehicles; they’ve become extensions of our personal and professional spaces. Given the time we spend driving, outfitting our vehicles with the latest car gadgets and technology is no longer a luxury but a vital need for improved comfort, convenience, and safety. Whether you are a professional driver, a weekend adventurer, or a daily commuter, upgrading your vehicle can enhance the efficiency and enjoyment of each journey.

Here are some amazing gadgets that will make your motoring life a lot easier:

Effortless Max Power Easy Spin Car Tyre Wrench

Max Power Easy Spin Car Tire Wrench car gadgetsTransform your tire-changing routine with the Effortless Max Power Easy Spin Car Tyre Wrench. Designed for maximum leverage with minimal effort, this tool simplifies the process of replacing and securing tyres, making it quicker and more efficient than ever. Its ergonomic design and effortless spinning feature ensure a comfortable grip and reduce strain, making it an essential tool in every car owner’s arsenal.

All-in-One Toddler Travel Car Lap Tray

All-in-One Toddler Travel Car Lap Tray car gadgetsKeep your kids entertained and organised during journeys with the All-in-One Toddler Travel Car Lap Tray. This versatile tray provides a stable surface for dining, playing, or drawing, while its multiple compartments keep snacks, toys, and art supplies neatly organised. Easy to clean and highly portable, it serves as the ultimate travel companion for any family adventure.

Mini Portable Magnetic GPS Tracker

Mini Portable Magnetic GPS TrackerNever lose sight of your vehicle with the Mini Portable Magnetic GPS Tracker. This compact yet powerful device offers real-time location tracking with exceptional accuracy, discreetly adhering to any metallic surface on your car. Its long-lasting battery and sturdy construction make it perfect for safeguarding and monitoring the whereabouts of your car or motorcycle.

Sunshield Foldable Car Windshield Umbrella

Sunshield Foldable Car Windshield UmbrellaProtect your car’s interior from the sun’s harsh rays with the Sunshield Foldable Car Windshield Umbrella. This innovative umbrella easily unfolds over your windshield, blocking sunlight and reducing the heat inside your vehicle. Its collapsible design simplifies storage, while the durable materials ensure long-lasting use and protection.

Instant Start High-Efficiency Car Jump Starter

Instant Start High-Efficiency Car Jump Starter car gadgetsStart your car quickly with the Instant Start High-Efficiency Car Jump Starter. This portable device delivers a powerful boost, capable of jump-starting your car promptly and effectively.

With a compact design and user-friendly features, it serves as an essential emergency tool to prevent being stranded and will compliment your collection of crucial car gadgets.

Car Therapy Air-Vent Ultrasonic Humidifier

Car Therapy Air-Vent Ultrasonic HumidifierCreate a serene atmosphere in your car with the Car Therapy Air-Vent Ultrasonic Humidifier. Easily attachable to your car’s air vents, this compact humidifier releases a fine mist that adds moisture to the air, reducing dryness and enhancing your driving comfort. Utilising ultrasonic technology for silent operation, it’s perfect for long trips and daily drives.

Car Ceiling Cosmos Projection System Combo

Car Ceiling Galaxy Projector System SetElevate your night drive atmosphere with the Car Ceiling Cosmos Projector Bundle. This groundbreaking system projects a beautiful array of star shapes and galaxies onto your car’s ceiling, establishing a charming environment that enhances every journey. With simple setup and operation, it is a perfect way to enhance your travels and impress your companions.

Smart Ride Retractable Car Fast Charger

Smart Ride Retractable Car Fast ChargerEliminate tangled cables and slow charging speeds with the Intelligent Ride Retractable Car Swift Charger. This sleek device is designed for the modern driver, delivering rapid charging for your phone or tablet. The retractable cable keeps your car tidy, and its compact design seamlessly fits into any vehicle, making it an essential companion for those on the go.

Flexible Foldable Magnetic Ring Car Phone Mount

Adjustable Folding Magnetic Ring Car Phone HolderExperience unmatched convenience with the Flexible Foldable Magnetic Ring Car Phone Holder. This innovative holder features a strong magnetic ring that securely holds your phone, providing easy access and optimal viewing angles. The foldable design allows for effortless storage, and its adaptable nature ensures compatibility with various devices, enhancing the flexibility of your driving experience. A very useful addition to the car gadgets list.

Vacuum Dent Eliminator Auto Body Repair Tool

Vacuum Dent Eliminator Auto Body Repair ToolTackle car dents effectively with the Vacuum Dent Eliminator Auto Body Repair Tool. This intuitive device utilises robust suction technology to smooth out dings and imperfections on your vehicle’s body, restoring its original allure without the need for costly professional services. An essential for every car owner, offering a quick and efficient solution to maintain your vehicle’s pristine condition.

High-end Ultimate Car Seat Gap Organiser

High-end Ultimate Car Seat Gap OrganiserMaximise your car’s storage capacity with the High-end Ultimate Car Seat Gap Organiser. Designed to fit snugly between your seat and centre console, this organiser prevents items from slipping into crevices while providing extra space for your necessities. Its premium quality and stylish design blend seamlessly into any vehicle, ensuring your belongings are always within reach.

Car Wash Mini Brush Set

Car Wash Mini Brush SetAchieve meticulous cleanliness with the Car Wash Mini Brush Set. This complete set includes brushes of different sizes and shapes, expertly crafted to handle intricate nooks, vents, and delicate surfaces without causing damage. The ergonomic handles ensure comfortable use, making them essential tools for every auto enthusiast dedicated to preserving their car’s pristine condition.

Pro Clean Multi-Purpose Retractable Car Polish Applicator Brush Set

Pro Clean Universal Retractable Car Waxing Brush SetEnhance your vehicle maintenance routine with the Pro Clean Multi-Purpose Retractable Car Polish Applicator Brush Set. This collection features retractable brushes designed for efficient wax application and buffing, ensuring a flawless finish every time. Its universal compatibility caters to all car models, while the retractable feature allows for easy storage and portability.

Convenient Turn Metal Clip Steering Wheel Handle Booster

Easy Turn Metal Clip Steering Wheel Handle BoosterEnhance steering control and driving comfort with this steering wheel Convenient Turn Metal Clip Steering Wheel Handle Booster attachment. An essential accessory for individuals looking to improve their steering experience.

 

Emergency Car Window Glass Breaker Seat Belt Cutter

Emergency Car Window Glass Breaker Seat Belt CutterBe prepared for the unexpected with this must-have emergency tool! Designed to save lives, it provides rapid escape solutions when you need them most. This tool could save you or your loved one’s life. Seat Belt Cutter: Effortlessly slice through a jammed seat belt by pulling off the lid and aiming the cutter at the side of the strap. Window-Breaking Hammer: Easily shatter glass in one second by smashing at the window corners—your way out in an emergency!

Electrical Vehicle Chair Comfort Massager

Electric Car Seat Comfy Ride Back MassagerThis inventive electrifying back massager engineered to offer a serene travel experience in your car is perfect for extended trips, providing comfort and peace to your spine. Long trips in the car will no longer be a problem for your back.

 

2in1 Car Magnetic Phone Wireless Charging Stand

2in1 Car Magnetic Phone Wireless Charging StandThis multi-functional attachment acts as a magnetic cell phone holder and a cordless power charging station for your vehicle, ensuring convenience and functionality to maintain your phone secure and powered on the move.

 

Hangable Car Back Seat Storage Hammock Bag

Hangable Car Back Seat Storage Hammock BagThis convenient hanging mesh bag that secures behind your vehicle seat, providing reachable and ordered storage space, maintaining your vehicle’s interior clutter-free and essential items within easy access.

 

That’s all for now, but if you love car gadgets as much as we do, stay tuned for many more in the future.

Schools and Higher Education Will Not be Redundant With AI Integration

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There is an inherent fear amongst many involved in education that AI systems and LLMs will make schooling redundant in the future. These fears are wholly unfounded. It’s unlikely that schools will become completely worthless, even with advanced AI integration and potential brain-computer interfaces (BCIs), but they are almost certain to change dramatically.

Physical forms of schooling and higher education will still be beneficial for humanity simply as a form of social and emotional development. It’s not just about knowledge, but about socialisation, emotional growth, and cultural immersion. AI cannot replicate this form of human interaction, peer dynamics or collective learning experiences.

Schools also help transmit societal norms, civic values and moral reasoning, although some may argue they are places simply training humans to be compliant taxpayers, but that is another conversation altogether.

Neural brain implants and bespoke AI tutors will no doubt be expensive when first introduced, thus only the very rich will initially benefit which may also bring forth the question of inequality but realistically — life is not fair. In this respect, it is inevitable that only those who can afford such technologies will have a head start in future knowledge acquisition and integration. As in all new technologies, the costs will eventually decrease as mass integration accelerates, thus giving the general populace access to the benefits of the revolutionary emerging systems.

How the form and function of schools will evolve:

  1. Hyper-personalised AI tutors: Education will be tailored to each child’s pace, interests, and cognitive strengths via generative AI. Instant feedback, adaptive difficulty, and multi-modal lessons (text, voice, holograms) will make learning more effective.
  2. BCIs and “knowledge streaming”: With brain-machine interfaces (Neuralink or similar), certain skills—like languages, coding, or maths formulas—could be uploaded or “streamed” directly into the brain. But this won’t replace understanding, creativity, or critical thinking, which still require mental training and reflection.
  3. Teachers as facilitators: The role of teachers will shift from content delivery to guiding inquiry, managing emotional well-being, supervising group work, and helping students evaluate information critically.
  4. Virtual and hybrid campuses: Physical classrooms may be partially replaced by immersive VR or AR environments. Students could “attend” classes with peers globally, engage in simulations (e.g., walking through ancient Rome), or collaborate in virtual labs. Physical schools may become project-based hubs or community centres.

In 30–50 years, education will involve a hybrid model where core knowledge will be acquired by AI tutors and brain-chip implantation. Human teachers will be needed, in lesser numbers, not as traditional educationalists, but as middlemen between the AI tutors and the human recipients. They will be trained to guide debate for exploration, socialisation and ethical concerns.

Schools will thus be evolved centres of creativity and collaboration, where the traditional rote method of instructional delivery will be replaced by interdisciplinary thinking, creative imagination, resilience and emotional intelligence.

The Growing Impact of Generative AI on Productivity and the Future of Work

Generative AI, referring to artificial intelligence systems capable of creating new content such as text, code, images, or solutions, is increasingly being integrated into professional environments. As adoption grows, its effect on workplace productivity is becoming more tangible and transformative.

A study conducted by Stanford University and the World Bank in late 2024, surveying over 4,000 U.S. adults, revealed that generative AI can reduce the time required to complete typical work tasks by more than 60%. From writing and programming to critical thinking and decision-making, AI tools are significantly accelerating performance across a wide range of roles.

GENERATIVE AI PRODUCTIVITY

pexels-googledeepmind-25626444 For instance, writing tasks that traditionally took around 80 minutes were completed in just 25 minutes with AI assistance. Complex problem-solving and troubleshooting saw time reductions of up to 75%, highlighting AI’s strength in handling cognitive and analytical work. Even tasks centred on human judgment and instruction experienced time savings of around 60–70%.

These figures indicate that AI is not simply replacing human labour—it is enhancing it. Workers using AI can achieve far more in less time, reshaping workflows and boosting efficiency at scale.

Adoption rates of generative AI are also rising sharply. In just a few months—from December 2024 to March 2025—the proportion of working adults using large language models (LLMs) like ChatGPT rose from 30% to over 43%. If this momentum continues, businesses may soon see AI-enhanced productivity ripple across entire departments and industries.

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Looking Ahead: AI in the Next 5–10 Years

Over the next decade, AI is likely to move from being a helpful tool to a core pillar of business operations. Expect to see:

  • Standardised AI integration across industries: Much like email or spreadsheets, generative AI may become a foundational tool in most white-collar work.
  • Redesigned workflows: Businesses will restructure processes to optimise the human-AI partnership, automating repetitive tasks and allocating human effort to areas requiring empathy, creativity, or leadership.
  • AI-powered management and decision systems: Sophisticated AI models will likely assist in forecasting, resource allocation, and strategic planning, making real-time recommendations based on massive datasets.
  • Shifts in workforce roles: As AI takes on more technical and operational tasks, demand will rise for roles focused on ethics, oversight, prompt engineering, and systems integration.
  • Economic disruption and opportunity: Entire sectors may see productivity booms, while others risk obsolescence without upskilling. Companies that adapt quickly will gain a competitive edge, potentially reshaping industry hierarchies.

Generative AI is not just a trend — it’s a shift in the architecture of how work gets done. The organisations that embrace this change thoughtfully, invest in training, and reimagine their processes will be best positioned to thrive in the AI-enabled economy.

CITIZENS’ ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF PUBLIC HEALTH

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Comrades! In the spirit of collective health, social soviet progress, and glorious national renewal, the Supreme Committee for Nutrition and Physical Excellence — under the wise and tireless leadership of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain — announces the next vital step in the grand anti-food campaign: Directive 471-C – The People’s Nutritional Transparency Initiative

Effective in the coming season of national renewal within Labour’s 5-year-plan, all public food distribution outlets—be they collective eateries, quick-nourishment commissaries, or worker refreshment houses—of significant proletarian size will be required to faithfully report the average caloric intake of patrons to the Central Statistical Command.

Boiled bark and turnip consumption monitored

Establishments that sell the staple food for the working people of the PRSB, consumption of boiled bark and rotten turnips, will be monitored by food inspectors and any soviet citizens caught eating more of their share will be arrested and liquidated to benefit the Net Zero initiative.

This is not a burden, but a sacred duty in the war against gluttony, sloth, and vile imperialist decadence! The health of the People is not a private matter, but a national concern, and this is why our Stasi food spies will be watching your every move.

The noble Labour leadership, protector of worker vitality, calls upon large-scale nourishment providers to reform their menus in accordance with national targets. The caloric excesses of the past—fattened on capitalist indulgence and salted with greed, shall be replaced with scientifically-optimised, equitable nourishment for all. Your boiled bark broth and rotten turnip morsels are more than enough to function as working people for the triumphant PRSB.

All glorious soviet food-serving establishments above a certain scale — to be determined by the Central Food and Planning Bureau — must submit comprehensive calorimetric disclosures. Targets will be established to reduce consumption of tree bark and rotten vegetables.

Obstructionism, whining, and bourgeois lamentations from so-called “hospitality magnates” will not be tolerated.

Resistance to the will of the people shall be noted by the Bureau of Economic Vigilance.

Those who complain of “bureaucracy” and “increased costs” reveal themselves as enemies of progress, placing private gain above public wellness, and will be liquidated into Commissar “Mad” Ed Miliband’s delicious and nutritious Net Zero Juice.

Let the words of the People’s Nutrition Secretary ring clear: “We are not meddling in your kitchens — we are liberating them from capitalist poison!”

Sugar rations of 0.0045 grams per month will now be reduced to 0.0001 grams for the safety of the working people of soviet Britain, anyone who complains will be dealt with in the appropriate manner.

N.B. – NONE OF THE MEASURES MENTIONED ABOVE APPLY TO LABOUR HIGH PARTY COMMISSARS, TRAIN DRIVERS, NHS BOSSES, BIG STATE CIVIL SERVANTS, APPARATCHIKS, COUNCIL BOSSES, BBC BOSSES, UNION BOSSES WHO ALL DINE ON AS MUCH CHAMPAGNE, CAVIAR AND FILET MIGNON STEAK AS THEY CAN STUFF DOWN THEIR THROATS.

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RUPERT MONKFROTHER, 6, OF BLM ROAD, CHORLEY, SECTOR 32, HAS BEEN AWARDED A QUARTER OF A ROTTEN TURNIP, ALONG WITH 0.003 GRAMS INCREASE IN SUGAR RATIONS PER ANNUM. LAST SUNDAY HE REPORTED HIS 2 BROTHERS, 6 SISTERS, MOTHER, FATHER, GRANDFATHER, GRANDMOTHER AND LOCAL MILKMAN FOR EATING AN EXTRA PORTION OF BOILED TREE BARK BROTH. THEY WERE ALL LIQUIDATED AT GRIMSBY NET ZERO PROCESSING CENTRE, 45Z ON MONDAY MORNING. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Glastonbury 2025: Low IQ Thug Rapper Gives Mossad a New Project

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This year’s Glastonbury music festival involved the same old shit as the other years, you know, white trust fund kids and older with a bit more disposable income than most who can happily spend £23.95 on a hot dog, yet entertain far-leftist woke political leanings and strong eco politics despite creating massive amounts of pollution by descending on the so-called “music” festival. The highlight, of course, has been some nobody black rapper who received his three minutes of fame by chanting the words “Death to the IDF”, which aligns very much with the sentiment of terrorist groups like Hamas, Hezbollah and the brutal Iranian regime.

Naturally, the virtue signalling crowds of useful idiot NPC lemmings followed the chant with no problem, as is customary in large champagne socialist soirées.

One has to give the low-IQ individual who chanted his divisive violence inducing lyric some praise because he may not have any intelligence or musical skill, but he is indeed self-sacrificing. The vastly creative Mossad agency loves a project, and this guy is now in the crosshairs. In life, there are many things a relatively sane and intelligent person does not do, fuck with great white sharks, lions, tigers, 20,000 foot sheer drops, and Mossad.

Indeed, war is a messy business where many sides of a conflict suffer, but to deliberately incite violence against a particular group of people and single them out is not very clever. There are only 15.8 million Jews in the world today, making up 0.2% of the global population, and at the moment, they are fighting in the Middle East for their own survival, surrounded by countries that much like the crass unintelligent rapper, want them wiped completely off the face of the earth simply for existing.

Of course, some insignificant fuck head like this atavistic primitive rapper is laughable for agencies that have far more pressing projects to deal with, however it may be a fun side-project, maybe a little light relief from the hard grind.

Wondering what delights are awaiting the Glastonbury 2026 festival?

Social Media: “You Are the Product”

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Nothing in life is free. This especially applies to social media, search engines, and other mass marketing portals on the internet. “If something is free, you’re the product.” The freemium world of apps and social media have made that phrase nearly indisputable, heralding a previously unimaginable tech panopticon known as “surveillance capitalism.”

“Stay connected,” “Share your story,” “Like what you see.” And so the people do without question. They like. They share. They stay connected. They never log off.

The Facebook algorithm preys on human failure, frailty, rejection, social awkwardness, and like a vulture waits for the right moment to swoop down and pick the flesh off the victims of social media by placing adverts that influence these pitiful specimens to buy, buy, buy.

You are the product, you are the manipulated subject in a monstrous laboratory influenced at the whim of the controllers. The thought that your thoughts are not your thoughts may be terrifying, but it has become common knowledge within the twisted Facebook empire. But then, most great deceits thrive not by hiding themselves, but by offering too much information at once.

In the last decade, a quiet revolution has overtaken the supposed “free world”. Not with tanks nor with treaties, but with devices — silent, blinking, and always listening.

Surveillance capitalism is a new economic order, a new ideology. It is not capitalism as our forebears knew it, but a thing altogether more efficient and more intrusive.

At the centre of this apparatus are vast corporations. Their names are cheery, childlike even: Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter, Spotify, Netflix. But behind them stands an industry with reach so total, so exquisitely invasive, that not even the mind is private any more. Every glance, every pause, every hesitation is noted, logged, analysed, and sold. The marketplace is no longer for goods. It is for attention, and increasingly, for the human soul.

Social media is a system where adolescent children, often in distress, are observed like lab specimens. When a teenage girl deletes a photograph of herself, the system does not comfort her. It waits — then offers a beauty product. Not by accident, but by design.

Facebook identifies what it calls “moments of psychological vulnerability”, feelings of being worthless, anxious, useless. It is difficult, even for one long inured to cruelty, to conceive of such a thing: not merely watching children suffer, but waiting to turn a profit. The Meta machine thus targets misery with pinpoint precision, and targets the vulnerable to push ads onto them that completely removes any doubt in their minds about buying right now, without delay, without a second thought so they can absolve their human shortcomings.

Inherently evil platforms like Facebook are not just concerned in farming their human cattle for quick purchases but in also being susceptible to being totally socially engineered in all parts of society, including political perception, which truly comes to life in the run-up to elections.

This, then, is the world we inherit. One in which every fear, every insecurity, every flicker of human weakness is not sacred, but marketable. It is not the boot stamping on a human face, forever, it is the algorithm whispering in your ear: “You are not enough. But you might be, if only you buy.”

Today, ads are no longer seen as simple interruptions. They are omnipresent directives, tailored by horrific corporations more intimate with your mind than your own family. Four categories feed this system: your facts (age, sex, habits), your pleasures (songs, jokes, films), your private wanderings (what you do when no one’s looking), and your soul (your fears, desires, weaknesses). All of it, compiled in dossiers without borders or oversight, owned by no nation, sold to the highest bidder.

It is a Party without uniforms, a Ministry without buildings. And like in 1984, resistance is complicated by the fact that participation feels voluntary. The telescreen is now a 6-inch rectangle in your pocket. The Proles post selfies on their own time.

The data industry is worth hundreds of billions, and growing. The young are its raw material. Their inner lives, extracted and sold. It is a machine so vast and so subtle that even its critics are captured by it. Say too much, and your outrage becomes part of the advertising model. Say too little, and it continues unabated.

The monsters have arrived, not with uniforms and banners, but with cheerful interfaces and small-print end-user agreements that no one ever reads.