Analysts have revealed the deep programming of some people to go on holiday to places like Spain even though there is a global viral pandemic raging across the globe. The Spanish holiday is deeply embedded in their blood.
“These people have no control over their urge to go on holiday to some piss hole Spanish hotel and congregate on overcrowded beaches with other British people from up North. It is absolutely programmed within their weak psyches to go on holiday whatever the situation.
“The government has now declared that anyone coming back from Spain has to self-isolate for 14 days after returning from their shitty holidays. The Covidiots should have known the fucking risks before putting everyone at risk in the UK by going on their bloody holidays.
“The level of programming lies in the irresponsible, selfish behaviour of these people, who do not think of anyone else but themselves.”
Holidaymakers in Spain are now condemned to missing two weeks of work when they come back to the UK, and many will probably lose their jobs.
One holidaymaker in Benidorm, Spain, Mick from Manchester, 23, revealed his frustration on the government’s decision.
“I don’t care if there is World War fookin’ three. Me and me mates are going on holiday to Spain and no one can do anything about it,” he said before projectile vomiting, then drunkenly falling off his hotel balcony.
Production of the latest Terminator film starring the first ever black Terminator has suddenly ground to a halt after serious production issues, Obrion Pictures, the studio behind the picture revealed on Friday.
Filming has been steeped in secrecy since December 2019, and the movie was set for release in October 2020 however a multitude of setbacks, including the Covid-19 pandemic have set the long awaited film back months, and maybe years.
Previously unknown actor, DeShawn Jackson, 27, who stars as the latest black Terminator to grace the ‘woke’ Hollywood silver screen project revealed his frustration at the film’s delays.
“Ima axe y’all to wait fo’ da fim! It comin’ soon, n we doing our bestest to get da mufugga out soon time. Lemme tell ya folks, dis fim will make history, all y’all n*ggaz who wanted a black strong African American Terminator ain’t gonna be dispointed n shiet! He comin’ fo yo white cracka azz! It ain’t gonna be ‘I’ll be back’ but ‘I’ll be Black’! Y’all don’ wan da image of an angry N*gg*rator on yo azz any time soon!”
There is certainly a new trend in Hollywood to only use African American actors in films these days, and even streaming companies like Netflix are only concentrating on making ‘entertainment’ with black actors.
The plot of the new Terminator film has been kept a close secret, however DeShawn revealed one key plot line that may prove decisive.
“John Connor is half black, cuz in da movie scripp it say dat Sarah Connor from Compton n she on EBT in 1984! When I goes back I spawn in a cop house n kill all da cops wit ma special weapons. In da movie, I also git up wit sum biotchez..Westside! Pumpin’ lik a mufugga n shiet! Oh shiet, did I give too much away? Dayum!”
Director and producer of the picture, Jimmy ‘perfectionist’ Cameron has even scrapped working on the new Avatar sequel to concentrate on the black Terminator film.
“People kept tellin me the Terminator movies were racist towards black people. We had female Terminators and even Asian ones, but no African Americans. Well, blow my ass out with a blunderbuss, I got some guy to write a script up in a day and here we are with 70% of the movie done. I promise I will have it completed in the next coming months, or you Wakanda fans can roast my testicles over a BLM bonfire!”
Hopefully we will get to see this magnificent film soon.
The next coming months are going to be extremely crucial, so whilst there is a semblance of calm, now is the time to start stocking up on food items essential for survival.
You should bypass the supermarkets mainly and go to wholesalers to buy bulk goods like rice, pasta, and tinned food. You will also have to stock up on the usual things like toilet paper, and water/purification.
Second Wave or Continuation of First Wave?
America and many other countries are currently seeing a massive resurgence in the virus because they came out of lockdown too soon. In the US, over 146,000 Covid-19 deaths in total, and over 1,000 deaths per day.
Once Autumn comes and the temperatures drop, there will most probably be a resurgence in COVID-19 infections and deaths will once again increase. Because of the end of lockdown and the mass of people congregating everywhere, it is going to take a few weeks for the virus to re-emerge again, and this time it will get worse because of other flu strains.
Schools in the UK will be forced to open in September, and the sheer mass of movement of people, with no mask wearing allowed in schools will contribute to a huge spread in the virus.
Food shortages are already a problem, as supply routes have been cut off for months, and there is the additional problem of certain nations not exporting as much as they used to because they themselves are stockpiling.
Farmers have also had whole crops fail, or left to rot in the fields as the regular pickers have all stayed at home.
Some regions of the world have also had plagues of locusts destroying whole batches of crops, therefore these crucial supplies have been halted as well.
Already in America, there is now a shortage of beef, and other foods.
Due to the laws of supply and demand, food prices could increase to impossible levels if the shortages continue, and the pandemic will continue for many years, making even the most basic of items unaffordable for the normal person. It’s not only food though, there is a shortage in crude oil as well, mainly due to the Covid-19 virus, offshore exploration and drilling has been halted for some months.
It’s obvious that with the increase in the oil price, and added variable of food shortages, many regular household food items will become very expensive. There will be a shortage of truck drivers due to many variables, which will impact fuel deliveries, and cause food shortages, possibly leading to rationing.
Invest in a bread making machine, sow seeds and grow your own food, stock up on long-life items in bulk, and you should be okay when the shit hits the fan once again. Learn about solar power, install solar panels to generate your own electricity.
This is a warning, whilst everyone is on their summer holidays having fun, you should be building up your stockpile of food. It is also prudent, especially in Britain where people are banned from owning firearms to defend themselves, and are even prosecuted for defending their own family, that you have some means to defend yourself and loved ones once the nastiness kicks off.
When the benefits system stops, and the police are tied up, and the ambulance services are busy, people will not be able to get an answer on the phone any more. There will be no food banks, and the hordes of starving will start looting. Banks will be silent, and government departments will be involved in emergency countermeasures trying to deal with the multiple chaotic problems.
In the UK, you can get crossbows which are good, or maybe a Katana or machete. It is very hard to get a rifle or shotgun licence, so stick to the trusty crossbows or regular bows to get you out of sticky situations in the future. Always keep a bug out bag if everything gets really awful. Choose a safe secluded place to escape to if you have been overrun.
Start learning about bushcraft survival skills, as well as basic medical skills, if you do not already have these skills.
There is absolutely no point in stockpiling food if some thug can simply waltz into your house and take what they want. This is why defence is a crucial essential point to also concentrate on in the coming months.
If you read this article in a few months and did not heed our warning now and the shit has hit the fan again, then it will be too late. We have already seen the levels of hysteria that occurred in the supermarkets when the coronavirus was all over the media. Supermarkets were being emptied in minutes. While the public is calm now, is the prudent time to stockpile and prepare for shortages, because you do not want to be one of the sheeple fighting over a morsel of food or toilet paper in a few months.
Hopefully nothing will happen, and we all live happily ever after, at least you will still have some vitals to get by with — just in case.
The Covid Coronavirus is NOT a hoax as some idiots are spreading over the internet, do not listen to these people, they are deluded irresponsible morons who will send themselves and others to the grave. Be very wary of any form of information that you read on the internet, always cross-checking sources.
You can rest assured that a lot of information is being held from the public and media so as not to cause panic. Stay under the radar, do not tell anyone, even your neighbours, or friends you are stockpiling.
Clambering over a roof in the deep of the night, this ninja is on a mission, and dressed in full Ninjutsu attire including a mask, he is also somewhat protected from contracting the airborne virus, Covid-19, that seems to be bothering everyone of late. Ninjas have been wearing masks for centuries.
“I have no problems with wearing a mask, it’s part of my job as a hired ninja assassin. I just completed my most recent mission of dispatching a businessman on the hit list. I snuck into his office whilst he was surrounded by eight bodyguards, and a retinue of security men. The place was full of cameras yet there was no trace of my presence. The job was easy, I just used a blow gun with a miniscule dart that infused a poison into the target. He flopped down on his desk face first, and by the time the hired thugs were looking for me, I was well gone, over the rooftops.”
Ninjutsu, or Bujinkan is not a martial art but a way of life for many, and the deadly techniques of ninjutsu are usually taught in secrecy by clans that mask their identity.
The Bansenshukai
“We don’t officially exist, and we operate in absolute secrecy. We actually think it’s great that everyone has to wear a mask these days because it makes our lives easier. We can operate in plain sight without any suspicion, and the many cameras around are not effective any more,” the ninja revealed.
Ninjutsu was developed as a collection of fundamental survivalist techniques in the warring state of feudal Japan mainly during the Genpei war and the Kenmu Restoration from 1180 – 1336. The sect that developed from the samurai has been operating ever since in utmost secrecy.
Ninjas use their art to ensure their survival in times of violent political turmoil and sometimes as hired assassins for clandestine agencies working way below the radar.
Ninjutsu includes methods of gathering information and techniques of non-detection, avoidance, and misdirection.
Ninjutsu involves training in freerunning (Parkour, in today’s lingo), disguise, escape, concealment, archery, and medicine. Skills relating to espionage and assassination were highly useful to warring factions in feudal Japan and are still useful today.
The highly developed skill of espionage has become known collectively as ninjutsu, and the people who specialise in these tasks are called shinobi no mono.
Ahh, the joyful sigh of seeing such a beautiful couple enjoy their time together in matrimonial bliss, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, the picture is an ode to cherubs singing in the heavens.
Awake, at 6am, Johnny rolls over in the marital bed, to see his glowing wife crouched over his pillow, butt in the air, defecating with gusto. For some, this would be a cause for alarm, but for Johnny it’s a declaration of true love from this magnificent beast of a woman. It’s not quite waking up to a cup of coffee and a croissant, although the turd has an unusual curly shape nestled on the pillow resembling a rather chocolaty French breakfast pastry.
By 7am Amber Heard is sporting two black eyes and a large glowering bump on her cheek, how she got this is of course a mystery, so she smashes a bottle of quality champagne over Johnny’s head telling him lovingly that she wants him “dead under a bus”.
When the maid leaves at 9am, there is an awful sound of moaning and crashing of plates coming from the kitchen area. This time the wondrous couple are playing a game of dodge the plate, unfortunately for Johnny, he loses when one hits him squarely on the nose shattering into multiple pieces.
It’s Amber’s birthday today, so Johnny better not be late delivering a precious present to his adoring wife, like a smack round the ear hole, and a solid boot up the arse. Oh dear, someone messed up the lines of yayo that Johnny spent minutes decking out on the coffee table. More loving words are exchanged before Johnny snorts the lot leaving nothing for Amber. Naturally, a vase full of orchids is adoringly placed across Johnny’s head at considerable speed, leaving him no choice but to call an ambulance.
Over here in rainy Blighty, we’re stocking up on baked beans, whereas in America, they seem to be stocking up on bug spray. The idea that Nancy Pelosi, the honourable Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, wants to fumigate Trump out of the White House, is rather amusing, yet before looking at others, she should look at her own party first, which it seems is infested with communist cockroaches.
Communism once upon a time in America was punishable with a swift arrest and beating in jail, but these days is the key ideology of the Democrat party. The move to the extremities of the left by the once middle-of-the-road Democrats is a worrying trend in American politics.
Why have the formerly liberal American Democrats moved to embrace the political ideology of communism?
“The Democrat party is now an intolerant, extremist, far-left, communist haven simply because of Donald Trump. They just wanted to move as far away from Donald Trump as possible, and they succeeded in going so far left that Lenin, and Josef Stalin would be proud. They are now the party of cancel culture, Marxist riots, and extreme Pravda-esque censorship,” one former Democrat voter revealed.
The reason Trump will most probably lose the November election is that he never cleaned out the swamp of Washington, and it is coming back to haunt him. Meanwhile, Pelosi is making damn sure that he realises the error of his ways, even rubbing his nose in it.
The Americanised internet is now solidly behind the communist Democrats, and the social media firms are even censoring the president’s own communications. That is a clear sign of failure right there.
Trump promised to rein in the ‘Big Tech’ conglomerates that encompass every thought process that goes on, and have no compunction in mass deletion efforts of whole swathes of users simply for exercising their former right to free speech. Suffice to say, Trump failed there as well — spectacularly.
With the coronavirus raging across American states, Trump’s apathetic pseudo macho attitude to a virus that is devastating whole communities has been lacklustre to say the least.
The only way Trump will win this thing over is to have a war with someone sharpish. Americans need a common enemy, and to either have an internal war, or external bad guy war would be the clincher. Not only would it feed the economy, with war effort, but the silent majority would be empowered once again.
Until something happens fast, the silent American majority will stay silent.
Who knows, they may even vote for Kanye? Will Pelosi fumigate the White House then? That is before her fucking face falls off onto the floor.
Getting on the shit end of the Kardashians is not a job to be taken lightly, and this what Kanye West is achieving with ease.
“Ima be prezident of da USA! God speaks to mi every day n he tol me to becum prezident!” the IQ rich Kanye tweeted amongst other unintelligible gibberish.
Naturally, the Armenian Mafiosi want to protect their brand, and to see it being torn down before their very own eyes is a beauty to behold.
What is the Kardashian brand apart from a whore filming herself fucking in front of a camera and selling the tape to get fame? What kind of possible fame is that, it is the lowest form of fame, and it is quite an endearing sight to see the awful Kardashian name now being defecated on by Kanye West, and his deranged behaviour.
Kim Kardashian and her grotesque injected arse cheeks are now flapping in the wind in abject terror, as the whole internet views the spectacle.
There is no Baudelaire, Duchamp (maybe a little), Jung or Kierkegaard here, only base commercialisation, selling a brand with your cunt. Maybe in the future they will simply have an advert for Kardashian with Kim spreading her legs in a full-frontal image to sell some cheap brand of processed American cheese, or maybe pulled pork.
Kanye West, is clearly not taking his meds either, and this can be seen from the disconnected mentally disturbed communications he has been recently posting. One has to remember that these people have been granted millions of dollars entrusted upon them for creating nothing but mediocrity, such is their shame.
Today, mediocrity and excrement are rewarded with millions of dollars, such is the downfall of the artistic world, as well as the audience that pays for the truckloads of steaming shit that emanates from this pair of prime arseholes.
“If you feed the people with enough shit, that’s all they know. Eventually, the people eat up the shit without you prompting them to do so,” one resigned ‘entertainment’ executive revealed.
Now that Kanye West, the deranged ‘voice of god’ wants to become president, he will not be alone in having a direct line to the almighty, as did George W Bush, who spoke to god just before deciding to invade Iraq and cause the biggest clusterfuck in modern history.
Hail, president Kanye, a gleaming aborted fetus dangling from the embers of fickle Gucci bag Instagram posts and a wife farting out of her outstretched fuel injected ass.
Speaking from the Los Angeles home of some D-list actor, former brief royal, Meghan Markle has literally taken the knives out for the House of Windsor royal family, and vows to bring it to its knees.
The ‘woke’ activist claimed in her speech that the British royal family are quaking in their palaces at the thought of Meghan Markle coming for them.
“Imma warnin’ da biotchez inda royal house of Windsors n shiet, ma Black Lives Matter agenda is gonna kick yo assez inta da middle nex week! You muthas made a mistake by denyin’ ma ego from takin ovah when I wuz inda house. I beein study Karl Marx like ma BLM comrades bruthas n sistas! Imma even teach Harry how to read n speak wokeness. We comin’ fo’ yo azzes! We be gettin’ da people woke too! Juss watch n see. Imma axe y’all to watch dis space, not the one between ma ears, da udder space ya know, until further nooz come through n sheeit!”
Meghan Markle and her little boy, Harry, were later seen chugging away on the freeway in their new gas guzzling monstrous 287g/km CO2 polluting, 3.6 tonne, 12mpg, $90,000 Escalade SUV, after lecturing everyone on being eco-conscious.
No one is yet sure on how the vengeful former duchess will bring the House of Windsor down, or the British royal institution which has survived for thousands of years, but many are curious.
House of Windsor
It is known that Meghan is ill-educated and can barely write a coherent sentence, therefore if she plans on writing a tell-all book, it will have to be written by actual writers, who will have to decipher her words.
Professor Malcolm McBride, a lecturer in history at Oxford University commented: “Like most BLM activists, Markle has a very poor grasp of history or any form of academic literature. The strange and sinister part of the whole affair is that Meghan is more white than black, and is simply using black people for her own vengeful vindictive agenda against the royal family.”
Meanwhile, Harry, who is truly a lost emasculated soul can only look on and parrot what his domineering wife says.
If one watches any Hollywood disaster film, or reads a fiction novel about the apocalypse, we are led to believe that the end of everything we know will be chaotic, and ultimately disorderly. In reality, there is currently a sort of orderly and civilized attitude by global governments to endure the viral pandemic conundrum in a calm, orderly and almost apathetic manner.
What we have instead is a rolling, controlled disaster, where the human population of each nation are whittled down with little or no concern, or compunction to consider their overall safety over the all-important economies of each global zone.
As the scientists all give out differing opinions, and the WHO advises impotently from afar, there is only confusion, and conflicting opinion from the so-called ‘experts’. It seems they are as clueless as everyone else.
Instead of chaos, how about a calm newsreader bleating out official daily death statistics as if reciting the football scores, and instead of panic, many are caught in the headlights unable to even bother to think about putting a mask on their faces, or politicizing the whole issue with useless justifications.
The apocalypse will thus be a slow affair that resolves itself in a very orderly fashion, and will no doubt be televised, much like the ‘revolution’.
Whilst others may be in severe danger, you will think to yourself that none of that could possibly happen to me, but eventually it will come around to you and your familiars, and then others will watch you from afar, thinking the same thing as you once were.
The government will still function, and the shops open, and the internet will certainly survive the multiple viral waves, slowly taking more and more to the land of eternal sleep.
Needless to say, there is nothing to worry about, stay calm, carry on conducting your business as before, because according to millions of people, nothing has changed and everything will go back to normal once again soon.
You may be living in a grand mansion, or council estate flat, and think you are safe right now, sure, nothing can happen any time soon, everything is hunky dory.
The reality is very different, there is a threat now looming over the whole globe and it is the sinister expansionist dreams of the Chinese Communist Party, and the billions of Chinese people who need a new home.
Paris, London, New York, Rome, pretty much any major city in the world may one day be populated by only Chinese people. This is the ultimate plan for Beijing, to leave their polluted land behind, and to enjoy a new life over the bones of the previous occupants.
The CCP is now slowly unveiling, The Great Leap Forward II, which will involve Maoist Marxism engulfing everything, every news story, every magazine article, every film, every TV program. Hong Kong is now lost, how long before India, Japan, Indonesia, Taiwan, Australia, New Zealand capitulate to the great Red Army?
Once Australasia and South East Asia are under CCP rule, it will not be long before there is a further move West, and the ultimate prize of Europe and United States are conquered. Much of the Middle East and Africa will be easy pickings for the Red Army.
The Chinese Coronavirus will eventually infect much of the global population and millions more will die, devastating economies nationally and globally. This was the plan all along. The Chinese have a population of billions, and now it is a numbers game. For China to lose 300-500 million people will barely dent its operational value, however consider countries like Sweden who only have a population of 10.23 million (2020), they will be erased without a thought by the Chinese, who will salivate at the thought of moving in to Stockholm without a single shot being fired. Even America, a nation of 360 million, could easily be completely depopulated by the Chinese Virus.
Whether the COVID-19 was engineered, or given a little human help for mutation, or is completely natural is not the focus, the focus should be on exploitation of the virus for military reasons of expansion. China’s Imperialistic aspirations are all too clear with recent skirmishes in India, and the South China Sea.
The threat of Chinese infiltration in the West is very real, and if nothing is done about this sinister technique of utilising Chinese economic strength and networking to gain ground for the CCP, as well as the very real military threat of Chinese Imperialism, then we are all fucked.
