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Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour

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Scientists working for SAGE have finally come to a conclusion about COVID-19 that many knew months ago — that the coronavirus particles are airborne and hang around for more than an hour. The Daily Squib knew about the airborne dangers of the virus in February.

Anyone with half a brain would have realised the virus is airborne and lingers, especially within contained environments that have poor ventilation for a long period of time. Therefore, public transport, aeroplanes, pubs, restaurants, cinemas, hotel rooms, cruise ships, offices, and classrooms are an ideal environment for the airborne particles to infect humans.

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Poor ventilation in underground train carriages means they are a hotspot for lingering small aerosol droplets

What does this mean for the end of the lockdown? Absolutely nothing, because the economy is now more important than human lives, and people think they’re safe wearing generic surgical masks, but those are not N95 rated, and do not protect the wearer at all from airborne coronavirus particles. Single use masks and surgical masks only filter 3 microns, whereas N95 and FFP3 filter 0.3 microns.

Anyone who goes into any enclosed space with lots of other people is playing Russian Roulette with their lives, and will soon end up with the virus.

Furthermore, irresponsible sites like Infowars, who are claiming the coronavirus is not real and is a hoax, are fucking morons. Although what they are saying is totally irresponsible, however, we still defend their right to say what they say. One can only hope that they one day realise the error of their ways, and admit their mistake, or deliberate misinformation. The sad part is many who listen to the false advice given by exploitative manipulative people like Alex Jones, and believe it, will put their lives and their family’s lives in severe danger.

Such is the nature of some people, that many in America are having ‘Covid Parties’ to prove to themselves that the coronavirus is a hoax. What this involves is a group of unbelievers all attend a room with a COVID-19 infected person, and see if anyone else gets sick.

A 30-year-old man who believed the coronavirus was a hoax and attended a “Covid party” died after being infected with the virus, according to a Texas hospital.

The man had attended a gathering with an infected person to test whether the coronavirus was real, said Dr. Jane Appleby, chief medical officer at Methodist Hospital in San Antonio, where the man died.

The premise of such parties is to test whether the virus really exists or to intentionally expose people to the coronavirus in an attempt to gain immunity.

Dr. Appleby said the man had told his nurse that he attended a Covid party. Just before he died, she said the patient told his nurse: “I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it’s not.” SOURCE

Another COVID denier died recently after claiming he was sick of the ‘COVID hoax’.

Unfortunately, this narrative of denial is all too prevalent by many, and is proving fatal for those who do not believe what they cannot see.

The coronavirus is a pathogen that is airborne, but can only be viewed under a microscope, but it does exist.

April 28 – I’m not buying a fucking mask. I’ve made it this far by not buying into that damn hype.

May 12 – I’ve gotten sick of turning my tv on to political smear ads and shit about COVID.

July 1 – I’ve been very sick the past few days.

Symptoms of Covid-19. This morning I finally got swabbed. I should know soon what the results are. I just want to feel good again!

Well. I’m officially under quarantine for the next 14 days.

I just tested positive for COVID-19. Sucks because I had just started a new job!

July 2 – This covid shit sucks! I’m so out of breath just sitting here.

He died two days later. SOURCE

History of the Xbox For Kids

Xbox is by far the greatest gaming console of all time. It is with the Xbox that many today get to enjoy various games. And as great as the Xbox is, there had to be beginnings and in this article we want to take a little stroll down memory lane and see where and how the Xbox for kids started.

Xbox for Kids History

The Xbox creation was started in 1998 when four engineers from Microsoft’s Direct X team took apart some Dell laptop computers. This was to construct a prototype windows based video game server. The four engineers were Kevin Bachus, Seamus Blackley, Ted Hase and Otto Berks who was the team leader.

First Name of the Xbox

Before it was called the Xbox, it was called the DirectXbox. Like we mentioned earlier, everything has to come from something, just like how before they became online casino games also known as jeux casino argent reel in French, they were called arcade games, and all thanks to technology they have evolved beautifully.

Launch of the Xbox

The Xbox was the first video game console that was created by Microsoft. Moreover, like all things before the advancements of technology, it was very huge and bulky. It was also launched one year after the PlayStation 2. This was at the same time with the Nintendo GameCube.

Regardless of the fact that it was launched a year after the PlayStation, the Xbox has managed to overtake the PlayStation as well other gaming consoles. This shows how great the strides are in technology that Microsoft has taken throughout the years.

This being from the time that the idea of creating the DirectXbox was hatched to the time that they created the first Xbox. And with each passing year Xbox gets better and better and the games too have since changed and evolved from the time that they were first created.

Just like online casinos, the games offered at casinos compared to early 2000s have changed and now software providers are coming up with innovative ways to keep up with the thrill of each game.

 

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Socialists Now Eating Themselves With Their Own Cancel Culture

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The Mistress of Harry Potter, J.K Rowling’s spat with the bullying transgender mob is another indication that the Cancel Culture of irrelevant outrage that is ruining Western democratic society and many people’s livelihoods is now engulfing socialists themselves, and they are now ruing the day they started this soviet exercise in mass censorship.

We even have an open letter signed by 100 odd socialist authors including luminaries like Salman Rushdie, Noam Chomsky decrying the Cancel Culture nightmare sweeping the internet and real world.

In all extreme movements like communism, and fascism, there is always a cycle when they run out of people to whack, so they start whacking each other. You can see this sort of stuff in Jihadist extreme Islamic movements, as they eventually start beheading their own kind, such is their compulsion to always be active in their pointless movement.

As Stalin started to knock off prominent communists and anyone who even breathed around him who he saw as a threat, so too are the Cancel Culture Bolsheviks now going around, strutting apes in a socialist bubble, fucking over their own socialist comrades in arms.

Imploding from within are the traits of these extremist groups, and it comes with a gracious welcome from everyone observing from the outside of this Marxist movement to derail freedom of speech and expression. We welcome their destruction, and sincerely hope they completely eviscerate themselves from the inside with their ridiculous assertions of being right, and the omnipotent voice of everything.

We also witnessed the utopian Anarcho-Communist dream of CHAZ/CHOP falter for pretty much the same reason, these morons couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, they were deluded little brats who thought they were having a revolution, but eventually started shooting and raping their own kind from within their autonomous zone. Running off to mummy was the only solution after that was unceremoniously shut down, and now they’re back in their momma’s basement holding their head in their hands and sobbing in their safe space.

In essence, anyone who loves freedom, should welcome these vile shisters all turning on each other, and if Trump wins by some miracle against the mollycoddled Alzheimer patient, Biden in November, the socialist Marxists will get even worse, and the in-fighting will escalate until their thankful complete destruction. To watch that sight will be a beautiful melodramatic piece of entertainment, maybe they can sell it on pay-per-view or stream it for free 24/7 on the internets.

Duchy of Cornwall Garlic Proves Too Strong For Asda Man

Whilst visiting an Asda store, Prince Charles inadvertently breathed on one of the employees who he was questioning, causing the man to faint.

“One had just dined on some Duchy of Cornwall garlic prior to attending the store. One must remember to brush one’s teeth before these dastardly things happen. All it took was one huff and the man was down for the count. Poor bugger,” Prince Charles noted after the incident.

Meanwhile, the SAS and British MI6 secret agents have contacted Prince Charles’ company, the Duchy of Cornwall, to gain access to the garlicky secret weapons which could prove very valuable in the field.

How Camilla copes with this sort of thing is beyond comprehension, but she has a constitution of a horse, and looks like one too.

Losing the Soul an Exercise in Johnny Depp

It is not shocking or surprising in the least to see someone like Hollywood celebrity, Johnny Depp self-destruct through the heavy use of drugs, and gluttony. The glamour is illusory, and the depravity very real, as this person does not have a soul any more, lost in the winds of celebutardom and fantasy, snorted half of Peru up his nostrils, and spent enormous sums of his wealth on nothing much in particular. Depp is now a mere shadow, a darkened element that has had the life kicked out of his corpse, a persona non grata dragging his own carcass through the law courts for nothing but his mangled ego, every day becoming more crippled as new revelations are unearthed.

Moaning like a big baby on private jets, and rolling around shit in soiled bedsheets, Johnny lost his soul, he lost his cult status, he lost his magic, and now he probably will lose his court case.

That’s the thing about these modern celebrities, they have no mystery any more, not like the Hollywood set of old, now we know every minute detail about these spoiled dilettantes and there is no magic, no curiosity, no enigma. They spill all on Twitter and reveal their true characters, as moronic, spoiled cunts who think the world revolves around their bloated heads, or they display their dirty laundry for everyone to see purely to get some attention for their fame whore narcissistic schizoid personas.

As far as many are concerned to watch the slow train wreck of these celebrity ‘icons’ is a breath of fresh air, let them destroy themselves in front of the baying crowds, for their souls have already been sold and packaged for a hellish immortality once they pop the mortal coil.

Johnny Depp used to be thought of as the epitome of cool, but that was all a big illusion, as is 99.99% of Hollywoodland, and the La La posse of thieves, liars, and perverted criminals. The previous description is similar to Steve Albini’s words accurately depicting the ‘music biz’.

One could possibly say that the internet age has effectively destroyed Hollywood, and the ease of streaming either from legal or illegal channels any film ever made has brought a terrible blight on the studios, who for decades now have been relegated to making superhero films, which are not cinematic pieces in any sense but CGI laden monstrosities decked out with steroid addicted ‘actors’ in it for the money only. These superhero movies were more in line with amusement arcades, and theme parks with little or no pathos or rhetoric, devoid of real acting, junk to be forgotten in the mists of time.

The coronavirus, has thankfully halted much of the Hollywood productions, and the mediocre scripts, the remakes of remakes, as well as the CGI heavy plastic productions with no story line, or connectivity.

As for Johnny Depp, yes, he worked with Jarmusch, Polanski and some other decent directors, but his recent shenanigans in the courts have ultimately revealed the ugliness of this person to a point that his career is almost definitely over. Who wants to work with someone like that, a pathetic moaning big baby who cries and viciously lashes out if he doesn’t get what he wants?

Depp, you’re a fucking loser, just go to one of your many mansions and continue to self-destruct, because soon it’s collecting time, and it seems midnight is coming up sharply..you’ve had your fill, now it’s time to pay up..

 

War is Only Way Trump Can Win Election

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With the Trump base crumbling, and ‘sleepy Joe’ suppressed by search engines, along with the virus fiasco, and poor handling of BLM riots, it seems Trump is fucked in the upcoming election, especially as the Dems are planning a massive voter mail-in scam to cheat with.

The country is deeply divided, and to unite everyone, it will need a threat that will put the fear up everyone’s arse. Something like 911, but maybe even more nasty. Blowing up a Democrat run city for example will not shed many tears across America, but it may still bolster some support for a war with someone.

To really get things going, everyone has to be affected, and the fear levels must be stoked by the media in unison, just as was done during the 911 event, that led to the Iraq invasion.

Nukes on a city are a good bet, but radiation is bit of a suck, and could cause problems in the future.

As the polarised United States is quite close to civil war already with militant Marxists on one side, and American patriots on the other, embracing a civil war could ensure Trump’s re-election, or he could even do a Putin, and become president for life, if it really kicks off.

It’s not only the people who are severely polarised, but the military as well, there are some serious Trump haters there too, so if there was a bona fide civil war, the army brass could be split as well. This split in the military would be a perfect conduit for two sides to meet in the battlefield of the American cities and prairies.

Trump could even go the China route, but this would have to involve the communists making the first aggressive move to justify a war, which of course could go nuclear, which no one wants, but absorbing a Chinese strike on a few American cities might just do the trick.

We also have Iran, and Trump’s Russian friends, as well as North Korea, but at the moment these avenues seem distant.

Okay, it’s settled, a civil war between the Marxists and American patriots, will hopefully materialise between now and November, when Trump can call off the election completely and declare himself absolute ruler of the American realm once the civil war ends, and his faction are the victors.

Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open

Much of London looked very similar to Gin Lane, William Hogarth’s satirical depiction of the evil’s of the clear liquid that can cause serious moral and physical decay, as the pubs opened up and social distancing ended.

It is the end of social distancing as Londoners crowded the streets with mass parties and fighting.

Watching the apocalypse unravel in such a fashion, would probably have amused Hogarth if he were around today, and his wonderful satire of Gin Lane does hold up even in these modern times, as much as it did in 1751.

As the vomitus horde of drunkards all huddled together in intoxicated union ignoring any form of social distancing, there’s still this little niggling feeling of something called coronavirus, which hasn’t seemed to dampen the herd one little bit. Are these people immune to the virus? Will they spread it around, drunk, not knowing what they are doing? The answer can only be — most certainly.

Sunday night, the buses, and tubes were all packed, and there was not one mask in sight. Shouting and singing, some vomiting on the floor, these people were a picture of joyous abandon, and deadly ignorance to the fact they were spreading the virus far and wide.

Watching the carnage from the safety of a television was possibly the only safe option, because the virus is increasing its infection rate daily once again, and will soon be spreading at an exponential level.

Culling of these lemmings is not of much import, as long as the clever people watch from a distance, it is certainly time that the population is reduced drastically on this crowded isle.

The virus will not be one session as many think, it will come in stages, sometimes mutating, but due to the nature of human stupidity and globalization, it will now always be around. When these ‘super human’ creatures get infected and find themselves not able to breathe as their respiratory system clogs up with gunk, and their arteries clot, they may only get the message in the last few breaths they take.

Prince Andrew Being Coached On How to Survive Prison

After news streamed through of the capture of financier Epstein’s former Madam being arrested in America by the FBI, and her eventual relinquishing of secrets, that is when the palace machinery took hold preparing Prince Andrew for the inevitable.

Palace aides have now been preparing Prince Andrew for a long stretch in an American prison after the demands for his extradition are met.

One close consort to the prince revealed some unsettling details: “The prince is being prepared for a long stretch in an American prison. We have employed an ex convict from America to teach the prince how to survive in jail. He has to learn how to defend himself on a daily basis, learn how to fend off the bum rapers, and if he is not able to harden up, will have to learn how to suck dick. It is a terrible fate for the prince, and we will do everything in our power to halt this extradition order, but we’re afraid when it comes to power, the Americans have it all and us Brits have pretty much nothing.”

Surviving in a hardcore American prison is no cake walk, especially for someone of Prince Andrew’s pedigree.

“The prince gotta get hard otherwise he gonna be somebody biotch, and don’t drop the soap in the shower n shiet! Drop the soap and you dead meat, yo azz cheeks will be pumped!” ex con, Trayvon Manding, revealed on Friday, giving the prince some advice.

It also depends on who your cellmate is in prison. Get the wrong cellmate, and you will be glugging down gallons of stinking convict gloop for the rest of your stretch, and not be able to walk without a severe limp.

 

COVID-19 Cases Increasing Exponentially as Businesses and Schools Re-Open

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Young people spread the COVID-19 virus far and wide, and will infect those in their own households who are weaker or have underlying conditions causing mass death for many.

respiratory outbreaksIn Britain when the schools  and businesses open, it may take a few weeks or months for the full damage to be viewed within the statistics, but there will be a huge exponential increase in the spread of the virus. This will occur because it is almost impossible to have social distancing in schools or offices, especially with an airborne virus that proliferates through speech/breath and through surfaces.

Furthermore, many Secondary school children in the UK are forced to use buses and public transport to get to school and back. Transmission on crowded buses that are rarely sterilized or cleaned, as well as being in a confined space where many will not wear proper masks will increase the spread of the COVID-19.

Many households have adults who have underlying health conditions whether they know it or not, and their children will pass the virus onto them, resulting in many deaths.

Millions of tourists have been given the green light to travel for their summer holidays abroad, and no doubt will spread the coronavirus once they get back to Britain.

In September, the temperature will cool substantially, and this is when the COVID-19 pathogen will increase with a vengeance, but the majority of the second wave will occur from the months of November to March.

The supposed lockdown was very lax, and the virus was allowed to spread far and wide, but it will increase in voracity in September when the schools are forced to open, and parents forced by law to send their children into the viral soup of crowded classrooms, and public transport.

In America, there is already a vast rise in cases, and deaths, as hospitals are now struggling to cope in many states as businesses are re-opened, as well as schools.

Because the UK has a population that is far more tightly packed, space wise, there will be an even deeper, increased spread of the virus.

BLM Campaign Failure: Are Black People More Hated Now Than Before Riots?

Black Lives Matter and their extremist politically charged campaign may have backfired totally, as black people are now more hated and despised than before their nefarious BLM scorched earth campaign.

The amount of fear that black people now generate as well as hatred is encompassed in a political campaign that sought to completely derail Western capitalism, law and order and install Marxist principles aligned with communist political ideology.

“Black people in the West are now more despised than any other minority group, and there has been an increased polarisation of black people, unfortunately, many of African descent are not aligned with BLM Marxism but are now tarred with the same brush,” an observer of the group revealed on Friday.

There has also been an increase of the phenomenon of ‘White Flight’ where those of European descent are fleeing American and British cities blighted by riots, anarchy and socialist politicians who virtue signal and kowtow to BLM agitators/Marxist revolutionaries.

As mentioned before, the hierarchy of BLM are not only funded and advised by Chinese Communist operators within the United States, as a form of destabilisation, but their ultimate goal is to lay the seeds of Marxism and Maoism within the U.S. as a precursor to possible invasion by China in the future. Infiltration of Chinese operatives also extends to the U.K. with many prominent socialist politicians being paid off by the CCP, to influence British politics for the benefit of China’s power grab within business.

China knows that there is an element of racism in the West, and it has used these groups like BLM and ANTIFA as a tool for destabilisation. First they find the weakness of the West, then they exploit that weakness for their own good. The Chinese controllers and propaganda experts want the American people to hate their own heritage, to topple statues, and to form a Cultural Revolution with mass censorship and banning of American patriotic people. Americans are made to feel bad about what they are, and this is a successful outcome for the CCP.

The consumerist brands, and businesses who are backing groups like BLM and ANTIFA, are not doing this out of ideological necessity, but they have huge market shares in China, and through greed, they fall into line with the communists. The Chinese market for these brands is so huge, that it would cause a serious dent in their market share if they went against their Chinese masters in any way.

The first wave of attack was the China Virus, which not only killed off many Western civilians, but destabilised the Western economy to a point of near collapse. The second wave of attack, orchestrated by China, and communist financiers, was the BLM riots and looting, as well as occupation of zones within U.S. cities.

The Third Wave of attack will possibly be a second wave of virus from China, which will completely decimate the U.S. workforce and cripple the economy, creating a Great Depression and further internal social unrest.

The major plan by the CCP and Chinese military is to eventually land their forces via air and sea on American and European soil, to eviscerate the land of its population, then to re-inhabit the land with Chinese nationals. China’s land is polluted, and the population is so large, they are effectively running out of space. To survive, China has to expand their land base, and the West is the ideal spot chosen by the Chinese hierarchy within the Communist Party.

The Big Tech monopoly companies have already aligned their positions, and their censorship policies with the Chinese Communist Party, as have groups like BLM, and ANTIFA, who are preparing the ground for a future invasion. These useful-idiots will be summarily erased once the Chinese come in, and they have outdone their usefulness. It is the policy of Communist insurgents to kill off those that help them achieve power, because they know full well that those elements could become a threat in the future. This is why, groups like BLM and ANTIFA, and their supporters will be murdered in cold blood once they have completed their jobs. The same applies to the Western Big Tech companies, which will be dissolved and their employees unceremoniously erased.

Either Western leaders wake up, and completely dissolve groups like BLM and ANTIFA, designating them as internal terrorist groups, and rein in the power of Big Tech conglomerates, then the final days of Western hegemony will be over, as China sweeps in.

The first assaults could be simultaneously taking parts of India, then Taiwan, sweeping through to Australia and New Zealand. Hong Kong has already fallen. Once the Chinese army take over these areas, they will speed on to Europe and America, landing their forces much like in the 1984 film Red Dawn.

Citizens who are captured will be put into Chinese camps for re-education in Maoism and communism. Much like what the Chinese are doing to the Uighur people in China, many will be forced to learn Chinese, and brainwashed, as well as the women forced to be sterilized.

Those who do not comply, will simply be neutralised, and the incinerators will work day and night until communist order is achieved.

At the end of all of this, the poor black people will realise how much they have been played, manipulated, and for what? Nothing. Once their usefulness has come and gone, this hated element of humanity will join those in the Chinese incinerators.