STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”
GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has vowed to build more gulags to imprison people who have had non-jury trials.
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GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain -- the USA.
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GENEVA - Switzerland - A newly released report by the World Economic Forum reveals that the green economy will exceed $7 trillion by 2030.
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LONDON - England - The Labour chancellor's soak the rich, destroy the wealthy and kill all aspiration budget means you now have to devalue your home to avoid the Mansion Tax.
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