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“Hanoi Jane” is Wrong About “Empathy” and Soviet Marxist Construct “Woke”

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Dredged up from the mothballed archives of Hollywood’s communist propaganda department, Hanoi Jane is back, and this time she is claiming that only “woke” people have empathy. This method of deliverance of woke propaganda is quite standard, as what wokism does is it takes something that has existed before and subverts it into its own Marxist soviet agenda. Empathy has existed as a human emotion ever since humanity existed, and did not just appear when communism or socialism were created. As for empathy, as is the case with socialists and communists, they always hijack elements for their own gain and pervert these elements and absorb them into their political agenda. Jane Fonda is a devout Marxist, Saul Alinsky acolyte who committed treason against her own country, but was spared because of her Hollywood celebrity status. She even called the poor American POWs who were mercilessly tortured by the communists as “war criminals”. Pol Pot was invariably another one of her heroes. She also allegedly passed notes given to her by POWs begging for help to the North Vietnamese, resulting in more torture. We will probably never know if these rumours were ever true or not, but that’s “empathy” for you right there.

Hanoi Jane, Tokyo Rose, Lord Haw-Haw

The wokist agenda is an authoritarian cultural Marxist construct consisting of elements of hyper-sensitive political correctness and a form of indoctrination targeting young people especially that is truly insidious. It claims to be “INCLUSIVE” yet is “EXCLUSIVE” because it is so far to the left, everything else to the right is deemed as bad and excluded/cancelled/censored. By cancelling everything to the right of the extreme left, including any form of discussion, one could even postulate that wokism is a totalitarian construct despite claiming to be inclusive and progressive. Its primary role is to destabilise, demoralise and weaken the West generationally from within and to infiltrate all state departments, governmental offices, education, media, advertising.

There is no empathy for the people that wokism cancels, calls riots on, or destroys entire neighbourhoods. The multiple BLM riots were a good example of this form of communist subversive activity.

Jane Fonda, Traitor to Vietnam Veterans

 

A TRAITOR WAS HONORED

 

This is for all the people who do not remember, and didn’t have to bear the burden that our fathers and mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear.

 

The actress Jane Fonda has been honored as one of the “100 Women of the Century.” Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Fonda betrayed our country and the men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam. In July of 1972 Jane Fonda went to Hanoi, North Vietnam, for a two-week tour of the country. During the visit she posed for several pictures. One showed her applauding North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gunners. In another she was looking into the sights of an NVA anti-aircraft artillery launcher. She made several radio broadcasts in which she called American leaders “war criminals”. At a staged “press conference” she met with 8 American POWs who had been tortured until they agreed to meet with her, to deny that they were tortured, to denounce the American war effort, and to express shame at what they had done. The POWs were obviously under great strain and duress, but Jane took no notice of that. She went home to tell the world the POWs assured her that they were in good health. Some of the American POWs were held in the “Hanoi Hilton” Prisoner of War camp or other prisons for up to 9 years. When some of them finally got to go home, they described the torture they had been subjected to. But Jane Fonda did not believe them, and publicly announced that America “should not hail the POWs as heroes, because they are hypocrites and liars.” She said the POWs she met in Hanoi “were not men who had been tortured. These were not men who had been starved. These were not men who had been brainwashed.” She said that American POWs who claimed that they had been tortured “were exaggerating, probably for their own self-interest.” She also said, “Never in the history of the United States have POWs come home looking like football players. These football players are no more heroes than Custer was. They’re military careerists and professional killers … trying to make themselves look self-righteous, but they are war criminals according to law.” Jane Fonda did not go to Hanoi to try to bring about peace. She went there to actively show support for the North Vietnamese cause. She praised the North Vietnamese military, and urged the American “war criminal” soldiers to stop fighting. She advocated cutting off all American economic aid to South Vietnam, and publicly thanked the Soviets for providing assistance to the North Vietnamese. That’s why I despise Jane Fonda. She has since “apologized” a couple of times, but her apologies meant nothing.

 

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Hanoi Jane is a communist agitator, she did not have any empathy for the American kids sent to fight in Vietnam. She had zero empathy for them, and as is the case in the binary world of wokism, she cancelled those people and instead embraced her communist friends and the red flag of Ho Chi Minh. Tortured American POWs were labelled as “war criminals” by a woke creature who claims to have “empathy”.

Please return to your mothballed state Hanoi Jane, where you can preach your moral superiority to the other mothballed celebrity communists, Marxists, socialists who are so high and mighty in their fucking woke wokeness in their echo chambers. Hang your motherfucking rotting corpse of a head in eternal disgraceful shame, for you will always be known as Hanoi Jane.

Let Putin Celebrate His Pyrrhic Victory

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For the sake of peace, and a chance for Russia to rearm before the next offensive; it is best to let Putin celebrate his pyrrhic victory. Let the Russians have their deluded fun. The meat grinder sometimes needs a little rest, some oiling before more Russian drone-fodder are sent into the muddy fields to have their bodies mutilated.

The deluded Russians can wallow in their false success in “winning” the war in Ukraine, but first they’re going to have to bury what’s left of their army. Although the Kremlin will never reveal the death statistics, many experts estimate that the number is up in the millions. Yes, of course, the poor Ukrainians defending their land also died, but certainly the numbers will not be as high as the Russians, simply because they did not have enough men to throw into the meat grinder — not as much as the Russians.

Lessons learned?

Naturally, no one, especially the Russians, will learn from any of this, and the same thing will be repeated ad infinitum. Luckily, for everyone, Biden and Obama are not around any more to fuck things up again.

The truth is, Putin wants Europe, and it seems the weak socialists of the EU will eventually bend over the table when the time comes and take one up the rectum for Putin with not even a tiny whimper or utterance of discomfort, such is their submissive cowardice.

Once a surrender monkey, always a surrender monkey. Maybe the EU could send their Eurovision Song Contest applicants to the front lines to serenade the next wave of amphetamine drugged Russian conscripts as they push forward with blind gusto.

No more help from Uncle Sam.

“We’re all rooting for Meghan’s Netflix success!”

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It’s not just King Charles who is rooting for Meghan’s Netflix success, much of the British population are as well. With a successful cookery show, this will mean that Markle and her husband will stay in the USA, hopefully forever and out of the way. No one in their right minds wants them back in the UK, it’s already bad as it is over here.

“We are praying that the Americans eat that shit up, so that the two grifters stay in the USA. Please force everyone you know to watch the Meghan Markle Netflix extravaganza. Bring tramps in from the street, force your husband to watch it, even though he may have a convulsing fit in his chair. Anyone you can find, literally force people to watch it, tie ’em down on a fucking chair, sellotape their eyelids open, whatever!” a desperate Briton revealed.

Dear Americans, thank you for your sacrifice. Bless you all…

 

EU Breathes Sigh of Relief as Moderate Socialists Secure German Election

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Lucky for the EU, the AfD (Alternative for Deutschland) political party was suitably suppressed and instead the moderate socialist party of Germany, Christian Democratic Union [CDU] party won the election on Sunday night.

With a substantially declining economy, Germany’s heyday seems to have come and gone and Friedrich Merz, the chancellor-in-waiting after winning elections on Sunday, will most probably continue to steer the country’s decline as well as gloss over the increasing tensions over mass unfettered immigration into the EU zone.

“It is imperative that the EU nations are weakened further by mass unfettered immigration from Islamic countries and the Third World, and that daily terrorist attacks continue on innocent German civilians so that more fear and terror is perpetuated within EU nations and their indigenous populations are fractured further. Patriotism within EU nations is being destroyed more thoroughly every year, but substantially more damage has to be implemented. For full integration into a single soviet communist bloc, all vestiges of former national identity and racial purity must be destroyed. The DNA of white Europeans must be muddied and defiled to such a level that all those blonde, blue-eyed beautiful women will transform into something completely different. Look at Sweden, where they are being raped, stabbed, shot daily. This is the plan,” an unnamed unelected intermediary revealed on Monday.

That Old Obama Birth Certificate Issue Resurfaces Once Again

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Oh dear, poor old Barry, looks like he can’t get much of a break these days. There are renewed calls once again to re-investigate his birth certificate, which may finally prove that he was actually born in Kenya and not in the United States.

After two overt terms in office, and one covert term during Biden’s presidency, Obama has already been through the process of governance, and frankly, it seems a little too late to be messing with this issue again.

If fraud is found regarding the Obama birth certificate, what would be the repercussions?

https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

Open with Photoshop or Illustrator, or Affinity Photo to see the various layers of the editable document.

22 Humanoid AI Robots For Home and Business Use Coming Soon

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The acceleration in robotic technology is astounding, and soon we will see these humanoid AI robots in our homes, and in industry. Need a plumber? Need a gardener? Need a driver or someone to clean your home? Whatever humans can do, AI robots will be able to do, probably faster and more efficiently and without whining, demanding a pay rise or disputing workers rights. They don’t sleep, or go on holidays either, just a quick charging session will suffice.

  1. NEO Gamma

NEO Gamma is the next generation of home humanoids designed and engineered by 1X Technologies. The Gamma series includes improvements across NEO’s hardware and AI, featuring a new design that is deeply considerate of life at home.

2. Figure Helix

Helix, a generalist Vision-Language-Action (VLA) model that unifies perception, language understanding, and learned control to overcome multiple longstanding challenges in robotics. Helix is a series of firsts:

Full-upper-body control: Helix is the first VLA to output high-rate continuous control of the entire humanoid upper body, including wrists, torso, head, and individual fingers.

Multi-robot collaboration: Helix is the first VLA to operate simultaneously on two robots, enabling them to solve a shared, long-horizon manipulation task with items they have never seen before.

Pick up anything: Figure robots equipped with Helix can now pick up virtually any small household object, including thousands of items they have never encountered before, simply by following natural language prompts.

One neural network: Unlike prior approaches, Helix uses a single set of neural network weights to learn all behaviors—picking and placing items, using drawers and refrigerators, and cross-robot interaction—without any task-specific fine-tuning.

Commercial-ready: Helix is the first VLA that runs entirely onboard embedded low-power-consumption GPUs, making it immediately ready for commercial deployment.

3. Clone Robotics

Clone are musculoskeletal, intelligent androids to solve all the common problems of daily life.

4. Unitree Robots

Unitree are the first full-size general-purpose humanoid robot that can run in China. Possessing a stable gait and highly flexible movement capabilities, it is able to walk and run autonomously in complex terrains and environments.

5. Acumino Robots

Acumino delivers next-generation AI powered robot (co)workers in a fast, scalable, reliable, cost-efficient manner. Witness unmatched dexterity & ROI. Subscription based.

6. Agibot

Agibot are a Chinese robotics company creating bots for mass production.

7. EngineAI

Engine AI: The Operating System powering the Next Generation of Data & AI Applications.

Their mission is to humanise data, making it accessible to anyone, at scale. Their OS delivers exceptional quality Solutions, at breakneck SPEED, without compromising on SCALE, SCOPE or SECURITY.

8. Fourier GR-2

Fourier GRx Robot Series – Built upon the first-hand data and feedback from customers,GR-2 showcases remarkable upgrades across hardware, design, and software.

9. Robotera

Robotera is another Chinese robotics company.

10. MagicLab

MagicLab are another Chinese robotics government funded project.

11. Kepler: Forerunner K2

More than Human Form, Embodied Intelligence, Empowering the future

The Forerunner series of general-purpose humanoid robots is independently developed by Kepler Exploration Robotics and will be commercialized and mass-produced in near future. It features a highly bionic humanoid structure and motion control, with up to 40 degrees of freedom in the whole body. It serves as a valuable assistant in industrial production and a reliable partner for humanity.

12. Tesla Optimus

Tesla Optimus is a general purpose, bi-pedal, autonomous humanoid robot capable of performing unsafe, repetitive or boring tasks. Achieving that end goal requires building the software stacks that enable balance, navigation, perception and interaction with the physical world. We’re hiring deep learning, computer vision, motion planning, controls, mechanical and general software engineers to solve some of our hardest engineering challenges.

13. Boston Dynamics

Boston Dynamics creates practical robotics solutions designed to tackle today’s—and tomorrow’s—toughest automation challenges.

14. PUDU D9

Pudu Robotics Unveils PUDU D9: A Full-Sized Humanoid Robot Driving Commercially Viable Embodied Intelligence

15. Leju Robotics

Open Source robot from China from Leju Robotics

It includes an SDK for sensors and controls, simulation models, an LLM interface, and some basic demos that work out-of-the-box.

16. Booster Robotics

Booster Robotics promotes productivity change by creating humanoid robot products and uniting global developers. Our early strategy is oriented towards scientific research and education scenarios.

Based on the team’s all-round experience in robots, software, chips and commercialization, they create software and hardware platforms such as humanoid robots, operating systems, and development tools to accelerate the implementation of embodied intelligence.

17. CL-1 robot by LimX

CL-1 is one of the few humanoid robots around the world that achieves dynamic stair climbing based on real-time terrain perception. As an ideal testing platform for Embodied AI, CL-1 has taken a significant step forward to become the next widely used intelligent terminal besides cars and smartphones in the future.

18. Walker S by UBTECH

Walker S, their new industrial humanoid robot features a more human-like configuration. Equipped with a comprehensive perception system, Walker S can now achieve precise and safe synchronized operations on the factory assembly line, empowering industries with AI and robotics technologies.

19. Tencent Robotics: The Five

The Five, the latest offering from Tencent Robotics X Lab. The residential robot, created as a general-purpose robot that can coexist safely and harmoniously with people, integrates core capabilities from previous generations, features four-wheels, tactile skin, and hands. Lab tests have shown that The Five can walk, transport objects, handle complex tasks, and interact with humans, according to the company. The biggest difference between The Five and previous offerings is its hybrid design of four straight legs and wheels. This design retains the obstacle-crossing ability of legged robots and the efficiency of wheeled robots, allowing the robot to move faster on flat surfaces.

20. XPENG Robotics

XPENG Robotics adheres to the principle of “independent financing and ecological development”, insists on mastering core technologies, and brings together top talents in robotics from all over the world. XPENG Robotics is now exploring a new path by introducing AI technologies into the fields of traditional motion control and autonomous navigation, and integrating automotive engineering and manufacturing systems into the robot industry.

21. PNDbotics: Adam

PNDbotics design and manufacture humanoid robots with the concepts of modulation, standardization, integration and uncompromising standard of stability. They are building humanoid robots with a highly stable actuator hardware architecture that is concise, standardized, modular, and integrated.

22. Astribot S1

Astribot is another Chinese robotics company.

Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

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Comrades, we are happy to announce that all your previously encrypted data on Apple devices will be freely viewable by any Labour government official, thoughtcrime Stasi officer, or any third party/hackers. The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain has ordered the vile capitalist American tech company Apple to take away any form of encryption defence for their devices, so all your data will be viewable by anyone who wants to view it.

FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

AristotleYes, this new Labour Directive is for your own safety, as we will arrest you for thoughtcrimes that you may utter that may be harmful to yourself and consequently to the Big State. We thank the socialist Conservative government who created this directive before we assumed power.

Commissar Yvette Cooper, our chief Stasi Thoughtcrime Officer, has kindly arranged for the entirety of your private data to be transferred periodically to our own databases where it will be monitored and examined with a digital microscope.

The stupid capitalist democratic Americans have threatened the UK. They say our removal of encryption poses a serious a threat to American national security and that the US government should re-evaluate its intelligence-sharing agreements with the UK. The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain does not take orders from capitalist swine, and we do not care about the USA. Fuck America!

REMEMBER, BY TAKING AWAY ENCRYPTION, HACKERS WILL BE ABLE TO ENTER YOUR APPLE DEVICE’S DATA WITH EASE – HAVE A NICE DAY!

Comrade Starmer and Commissar Reeves, who recently visited fellow communist state China, were given tips on how to implement the same Police State principles they utilise.

Double plus good news, comrades! Biometric face recognition has been implemented in Cardiff, Wales, and will be rolled out to the entirety of the UK soon.

The Stasi Thoughtcrime Ministry will also implement a Chinese Soviet style Citizen Rating System (social credit system) that will punish citizens who commit thoughtcrimes against the Big State by limiting their freedoms even further, and in some cases imprisoning them in gulags or detaining them in Labour Woke Re-education Facilities.

INGSOC NOTICE 4532652-239187677818223-4313-923-2-32-2-1-234-1

CITIZEN MARY SMITH, 12, WAS AWARDED 2.1 GRAMS OF SUGAR RATION INCREASE FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH FOR REPORTING THOUGHTCRIMES COMMITTED BY HER 8-YEAR-OLD BROTHER, HER GRANDMOTHER AND HER FATHER. THE THOUGHTCRIMES WERE COMMITTED AWAY FROM THEIR APPLE IPHONE DEVICES AND THE BIG STATE COULD NOT MONITOR THEIR ACTIVITIES AT THE TIME. THE THOUGHTCRIMINALS WERE REMOVED FROM THEIR PLACE OF ABODE AND HAVE NOW BEEN PERMANENTLY ERASED/CANCELLED. REMEMBER COMRADES, THE BIG STATE IS ALWAYS WATCHING BUT IF YOU SEE, HEAR ANYTHING, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR LOCAL STASI AGENT WITHOUT DELAY. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!

Trump: “USA Leaving NATO Would Be the Icing On the Cake”

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Let’s face it, NATO in its current state is pretty much useless. Either it undergoes a radical shake up, or the so-called NATO members actually contribute to their membership properly. Pleading with many nations to contribute monetarily and militarily seems to be a futile waste of time, for many countries seem to weasel their way out of paying up. The USA is basically NATO, because it contributes and covers the entire organisation monetarily as the largest contributor.

The United States used to pay more than 22% of the yearly running of €3.8bn (£3.2bn or $4.1bn), but a new payment formula was agreed in 2019 to address complaints from the Trump administration about the burden to the United States of supporting the alliance. Currently, the three biggest contributors to yearly running costs are the US and Germany at 16% and the UK at 11%.

Individual defence spending is a contentious issue within NATO members, with a 2% of GDP guide. Poland will be the top spender for the second year running, allocating 4.1% of GDP.

Estonia is in second place at 3.4% with the US in third place at 3.4%, which is about the same level as it has been spending for the last decade.

The UK comes ninth on the list with 2.3%. The government has committed to increasing that to 2.5% but has not said when this will happen. In truth, the UK government needs to implement a payment plan of at least 5 or 6% to be a viable fighting force, and to also bring in compulsory military service for all citizens. Unfortunately for Britain, this is the worst government to be in office for a long time, as it is full of incompetent crooked socialists more interested in Net Zero idiocy and DEI wokism than anything else. In this respect, the UK is in the weakest and most vulnerable position it has ever been in, and when the conflict escalates the UK will bear the brunt of the attack because we are ruled by a bunch of fucking arrogant avaricious morons with no clue about anything, let alone war and survival.

The current state of affairs in Ukraine is testament to serious mismanagement by the Biden administration, and if auditors ever looked behind the curtain, they may discover some rather nasty truths involving misappropriation of U.S. funds. Sure, Putin is no sweetheart, but as it turns out, neither is Zelenskyy.

If Europe wants to survive, it needs to look out for itself for a change and not rely on the USA or NATO. For too long, the EU especially has been gripped by poor leadership and cowardice. After all, it was the EU’s expansionist aspirations that fomented the conflict in Ukraine in the first place.

Kanye West Next Controversial Move Leaked By Insiders

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After his second antisemitic meltdown on Twitter, as well as losing his white Italian slave woman, Kanye West is doubling down on his “Nazi” talk.

According to insiders in the Kanye “circle of trust” the autotune rapper has joined a Neo-Nazi paramilitary group in Wisconsin and will move to the compound near Jagdschloss Four Mile Lake.

One of the prerequisites for joining the group is that the initiate has to be white with an IQ level at least over 48, but that’s no problem for Kanye West.

“If Michael Jackson and Beyonce can do it with those creams and shit, Imma get me finna sum whitener cream and become a cracka ass nigga fo’ sho!”

There are drawbacks to using creams to whiten black skin, and it is not known if West is taking medical advice on this, but he is adamant on joining the group once and for all.

“I gots nuttin to lose now. I gots lak $43 to ma name in the bank left. Might as well go full on Nazi cuz I love Hitler. I can’t stop talkin’ about him and da jooz, lak it all a part of me now n shiet! We gon start a revolution ‘n’ shiet!”

This all won’t happen overnight though, it may take some time to whiten the rapper’s skin depending on what type of treatment he receives.

Dr. Moshe Liebowitz, a skin specialist from Beverly Hills, revealed that Kanye came to his clinic and asked for help, but after finding out the timeline and costs involved, and that he was Jewish, walked out ranting and raving.

“I told him that it would take at least three or four years of intense treatment to look as white as Beyonce, who has culturally appropriated the Caucasian race and rejected her own African roots. At this point, he got angry and rushed out the door, cursing Jewish people.”

Story developing …

Evil Villain Takes Over James Bond

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An extremely mischievous and deviously evil villain has taken over James Bond and sort of left the British Intelligence agency in a spot of bother.

The criminal mastermind with aspirations of world domination, who is the arch-enemy of British MI6 agent James Bond, has vowed to take all semblance of Britishness out of MI6 and poor old Bond himself and Americanize everything.

Birthed out of a burlap bag somewhere in Albuquerque in 1964, James Bond villain Bezos is head of a global criminal organisation called Amazon and is commonly referred to by the codename Number 1 within this organisation.

The ultimate James Bond villain of villains, Bezos holds some nasty plans for global domination, involving saturating the globe with cheap Chinese made trinkets that break after a week of use.

One could postulate that the Americans have already bastardized the franchise with Jason Bourne, a version of Bond on steroids, but are not happy with just that, now they want one of the last things the Brits actually own — James Bond.

As for Agent Brad Bond, codename 007-Eleven, he surfs more than he spies, calls every villain “dude,” and replaces the classic martini with a Big Gulp. His catchphrase will no doubt be, “Yo, shaken or stirred—whatever, bruh.”

His gadgets include a vape that doubles as a laser, flip-flops with built-in X-ray vision, and a self-parking monster truck, all acquired from Amazon Prime.

The CIA keeps trying to brief him, but he’s always “catching some sick waves, bruh.”

Mission reports? “Yeah, so like, the bad guy was all ‘I’m taking over the world,’ and I was like ‘nah, man,’ so I, y’know, handled it. Anyway, who’s up for tacos?”

Naturally, the American Bond will be as subtle as a brick, forget about sneaking into the lair of the bad guy like the British Bond, this guy will simply kick the front door down and shoot everything in sight including pets, staff, Mexican gardeners, visiting relatives and girl scouts selling cookies.

Fuck caviar and foie gras, a sloppy grease laden double bacon cheeseburger with extra fries and a huge tub of coke will suffice.

Debonair charm? Nah, the American Bond will straightaway grab women by the pussy, and drop his drawers ready for action. Fuck you, I’m American Bond, I own all y’all!

Coming to a streaming service directly into your already frazzled brain faster than another Donald Trump executive order.