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ZELENSKY : “No! No! No!”

Trump just wants the Nobel Peace Prize, and Putin just wants to stall for time while sending Russian corpses into the meat grinder of Ukraine. Zelensky on the other hand wants everyone to fuck off who thinks that Ukraine will concede land in any skewed “peace” deal.

Donald Trump will meet Vladimir Putin next week in Alaska to discuss the so-called peace deal without the Ukrainian leader present.

Today, an angry President Volodymyr Zelensky said Ukrainians “will not give their land to occupiers”, hours after US President Donald Trump hinted at territorial concessions to end war with Russia.

Looks like Trump is going to have to wait for a long, long time for his Nobel Peace Prize, and Putin bags himself more time to continue sending Russian meat into the grinder.

The war goes on …

Kissinger Ghost – Gaza: “I am always right!”

The ghost of the former greatest statesman to ever live is always right, and you would be foolish to not heed his prophecies of the future. Israel yesterday announced that Gaza will be completely taken over and Hamas removed. We knew this since 2011.

When he was still on this earth in 2018 he told us:

The supreme land of Eretz Ha’Avot, our motherland, our home will fight with all its might now to cleanse the Middle East of threats to Israel. This is the time to cut out the tumour that has haunted us for so long, and Bibi, my protégé, will take no prisoners.

And from 2011:

The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons.

Then only a few weeks ago the ghost of Kissinger revealed:

What Israel is currently involved in is a military strategy to clear any threat close to its borders, which involves creating a buffer zone around our sacred land, which Jews have inhabited for thousands of years after leaving Egypt in 1200 BCE.

 

Conquest is the true metre for any territory and Israel is strong now, it has the power and determination to change the Middle East forever and for the better. Legitimacy follows power, but only if power lasts. I look upon Bibi and I see David, King David.

 

“Comrades, I am on holiday this week on a cruise”

Dear comrades, commissars, Big State civil servants, Bolsheviks, high party politburo members, train drivers, Marxist unions, council officials, apparatchiks, NHS managers, working proletariat scum, and supreme Dalek in chief Comrade Starmer. I’m currently on my holiday.

I write to you in earnest from the deck of my cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean as I enjoy a few weeks off from ruining the economy of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.

I have been having a fun time reading my spreadsheets on deck and even indulged in a bit of shuffleboard with some horrible capitalist American pigs, who were all laughing at how Labour has completely sunk Britain. It’s okay, I pushed them overboard and told the captain they slipped.

Anyway, I can’t wait to get back from my hols so I can continue on my mission to ruin the economy even further. There’s always room for a little more ruination, in my book, plus I love to complete jobs in full, you see.

Until the People’s Soviet Parliament opens again after the summer recess, I shall be planning my next strategy or spending spree splurge. Hmm, maybe Big State civil servants need another 34% pay rise on top of the 40% pay rise and 45% increase in pensions.

Ta ra for now, ooh this champers is really top-notch, I am having the holiday of my life!

GROWTH: “I am proud to forecast a £50 billion deficit from £22 billion deficit!”

Comrades! I promised growth in the soviet Labour manifesto, and today I proudly stand by my words. From a £22 billion deficit black hole — due to my policies and profligate spending sprees on socialist pet projects and salary/pension increases to bribe the Big State apparatchiks to support us at all costs, the deficit will soon stand at over £50 billion, and it’s rising at an exponential level every day.

I am also proud to announce that by 2029, Labour will increase our debt by £6.4 TRILLION, but that is not enough for me, I want the Labour legacy of growth in debt to last for the next millennium.

The Government is not on track to meet its ‘stability rule’, with our forecast suggesting a current deficit of £41.2 billion in the fiscal year 2029-30. Substantial adjustments in the Autumn Budget will be needed if the Chancellor is to remain compliant with her fiscal rules.

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I have therefore fulfilled my remit to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. Growth in debt, growth in misery, growth in inflation, growth in tax, growth in Third World unskilled fake asylum seekers coming into the PRSB and growth in wealth and skilled workers fleeing the PRSB.

Liz Truss? Eat your fucking heart out, I beat your record a thousand times over.

Fiscal rules? In the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, there are no fiscal rules.

The proletariat, the everyday working people, and the remaining bourgeoisie scum will foot the bill with even more tax rises upon tax rises.

Do not forget, there are still 4 more years until the Soviet People’s Parliament Politburo chooses another soviet government, so a lot can happen, I hope to grow the PRSB deficit to over £100 billion or maybe £400 billion by then.

These are early days comrades, so continue eating the bark from the trees, because in four years you will be eating mud cakes like they do in Haiti or from rubbish bins in socialist paradise Venezuela.

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How socialism works – Venezuela is touted as a successful model for Labour

60,000 In 1 Out Deportation Scheme a Huge Success

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain today celebrates the success of the 60,000 In 1 Out deportation scheme.

Comrades, today we are celebrating the success of the deportation scheme where we let in fake asylum seekers into the country via boats across the Channel at a ratio of 60,000 in, to 1 migrant sent back to France.

Let’s not forget the millions of Indians who are now everywhere — and have been granted leave to stay in the UK, plus they don’t have to pay tax either. That was another great Comrade Starmer deal, don’t you think?

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Additionally, Comrade Starmer’s genius in deal making has resulted in the PRSB paying the French another £100 million to send only 1% of fake asylum seekers back there. Bravo Comrade Starmer! Hail Comrade Starmer! Hail Success for the deportation scheme!

Don’t forget that when your 12-year-old daughters get raped by the fake asylum seekers, we will hush up the news. No apologies for that, we will give the parents an extra month’s ration of turnips and used toilet paper to shut them up. Anyone who makes a fuss, will be liquidated.

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DARREN PIMPLENECKER, 34, WAS AWARDED A BOX OF USED TISSUES, AND AN INCREASE OF 0.000043 GRAMS OF BUTTER RATIONS FOR REPORTING ON 187 FACTORY WORK COLLEAGUES WHO SHOWED THEIR DISAPPROVAL AFTER ANOTHER LOCAL 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL WAS RAPED BY A PACK OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN A 5-STAR HOTEL. THE FACTORY WORKERS WERE LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT J-7. THE FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS WERE AWARDED EXTRA ROOM SERVICE AND A TRIP TO A SOVIET FUN PARK IN DARLINGTON. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Labour Utilising Soviet Techniques to Give Farage and Reform a Bad Name

If you invoke a relation with a bad name upon your enemy, and you repeat this constantly to the public — it may stick. In this respect, Nigel Farage is being likened to serial paedophile Jimmy Savile, a name entrenched in fear and loathing within the British psyche. These are key elements of soviet techniques of propaganda that are being used by the Labour Sicherheitsdienst Fabians to besmirch and dirty the name of Farage, as much as he is assumed a threat to Labour, he is being portrayed as a threat to Britain, and the British people. By weaponising the name of Jimmy Savile in association with Farage, Labour aims to damage the reputation of its enemies irreparably.

Soviet Propaganda Techniques

In Soviet propaganda, associating the enemy with negative names and dehumanising language was a common technique. This involved using terms that evoked negative imagery, stereotypes, or moral failings to create a sense of revulsion and justify hostility towards the “other.” For example, opponents could be labelled “vermin,” “parasites,” or “enemies of the people,” stripping them of their humanity and making them seem like a threat to be eliminated.

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In relation to Farage, he is being named along the likes of Jimmy Savile, which in association alone is bad enough as it conjures up images of predatory child abuse and child rape.

Soviet Techniques of Mind Control

The soviet techniques used by soviet and Marxist groups like the Labour Party are inherently based on an emphasis upon dehumanisation: By using animalistic or derogatory terms, the enemy is portrayed as less than human, making it easier to justify violence, cancellation, censorship, vilification and repression against them. Associating the enemy with negative characters brings forth a negative image to the public through association.

Stereotyping: Negative stereotypes associated with particular groups or classes are often reinforced through language, further solidifying the enemy image. British patriotism, religion, heterosexuality, marriage, British history, the royal family, British tradition, British culture, the Reform Party are demonised and deemed fascist evil constructs by the Labour soviet psychological warfare operators.

Justification for Control: This tactic helps to legitimise the suppression of dissent and maintain social order by creating a clear “us” versus “them” dynamic. The Online Safety Act introduced in July which introduces authoritarian control over the internet is now fully justified by the soviet Labour Party.

Associating the enemy with bad players: associating Nigel Farage with the likes of Jimmy Savile gives off a bad stench, a bad feeling that may stick with members of the public if repeated enough times by authority figures, soviet state controlled press (BBC, Guardian, Mirror) and other governmental departments.

Repetition: If you repeat something, even an untruth or allegation enough times through your controlled media portals and channels, eventually that lie becomes a truth amongst the public. This soviet technique is employed by the Labour Party and government ad infinitum as a form of state-sanctioned brainwashing of the populace.

These soviet techniques of using negative language to define and demonise the enemy are a prominent feature of the age-old and trusted soviet propaganda machinery that the Labour Party is employing quite successfully on their political enemies.

Always remember: The goal of socialism is communism.

STALEMATE: Trump and Putin Playing Nuclear Chess

No one wins a nuclear chess game, but two puffed egoists — Trump and Putin — are now conducting some serious moves on the chess table that could mean assured mutual destruction for everyone.

One guy moves his nuclear submarines there, another moves his nuclear bombers here, and on it goes, one move after another.

Where this ends nobody knows, but no one seems to care much either.

It’s not top of the news, it’s buried deep amongst columns about celebrity botox and barbecue recipes for the summer.

Much of Europe are currently now being barbecued on the beaches, and many Americans are simply carrying on in their perpetual ignorant states, worried about their chemical lawns or what shade of grey they should paint their template McMansion. There is certainly no talk of any nuclear chess or potentially being fried by a blast of mega radiation after a Tsar Bomba detonates overhead.

Life goes on even though we could all be vaporised in a millisecond at any time.

RELATED: What Would Happen to Britain During and After a Nuclear War?

Online Safety Act Will Restrict or Ban GTA 6 Game

The punitive authoritarian Online Safety Act introduced by the Labour government will restrict or ban the popular GTA 6 (Grand Theft Auto) game, which is anticipated for release next Spring.

gta 6 twerkLabour MP for West Grimly, Corina Pisswinkle, refuted that there would be any problem with the Online Safety Act and the game.

“These are insidious games that are played by children, teenagers and adults. GTA 6 includes scenes of crime, sex, drugs and rock’n’roll! Disgusting! Women are objectified in bikinis on beaches, and toxic masculinity is all over the games. I will do my best to ban the entire thing.”

The last game in the series, Grand Theft Auto V, released in 2013, generated $10bn (£7.5bn) in sales over its lifetime.

Labour Pub Banter Police Arrest Man For Joke in Tamworth

Pubs used to be jolly places where communities could get together, have a few pints and chill out. Things have changed however under Labour, not only are many pubs going out of business due to Labour’s evil and punitive tax regimes, but the Pub Banter Police have been introduced by the Deputy PM, Angela Rayner.

“It’s like living in East Germany during the soviet era now. You can’t say anything, you can’t have a laugh, everyone is paranoid because they can get snitched on at any second,” one fearful pub reveller revealed.

The fear rises instantly as soon as you walk into a hushed, half-empty pub to buy a pint for £9.80. All the pub-goers can only whisper at very low volume for fear of their words being heard by a snitch or a Labour Stasi Banter agent.

The Pub Banter Police are a special unit, dressed in plain clothes, created by the Labour government, that go to pubs randomly to arrest punters who say something that is deemed as un-woke or not conducive to hyper-sensitive politically correct Marxist far-left conformity.

Subjects that are marked as warranting immediate arrest and conviction are generally centred around anything about the millions of fake asylum seekers being put up in 5-star hotels, or anything to do with ethnic issues. Any subject that involves, Labour, tax, feminism, LGBTQP rights, trans, mass unfettered immigration or Angela Rayner’s ginger bush are seriously punishable with jail time.

“Yes, they’re plain clothes. They also play along to the banter — egging you on and let you incriminate yourself. We had one guy arrested last week for saying a joke about Keir Starmer and his Dalek voice. The agents were even laughing along to the joke before they said, ‘Right, you’re nicked!’ and bundled the poor bastard into an unmarked van outside. We still don’t know what’s happened to him,” a regular at the Tamworth pub where the incident occurred in June.

Next round’s on no one …

Starmer Refutes That Britain Under Labour is a Laughingstock Around the World

Britain under Labour is a laughingstock around the world? Comrades, do not listen to the capitalist swine who make up these indecent lies.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is not a rat infested shithole where you are taxed to death, and you have to pay £45 for a piece of rotten fucking cheddar.

We are progressing very nicely thank you, and our Net Zero targets being met thanks to hundreds of thousands of jobs lost, entire industries going under, and farmers being put out of business. Thanks to Labour’s tax, millions of wealthy people, businesses, companies, industries, entrepreneurs, and professionals have left the PRSB. Good riddance to them, we did not need that lot anyway. Because of my wonderful Chancellor Commissar Reeves’ business acumen and her budget, no shops will be open ever again and no one will be employed ever again, saving on carbon emissions for a sustainable future.

Britain is growing — in population — from Third World countries. Thanks to Labour, millions of people from poor countries are using the NHS, so that you don’t have to any more because there is no space, no medicine left, no doctors, and no hospital beds left. If you need to amputate your leg, just go to your garden shed, get a rusty saw and don’t forget to have a bucket handy, so your leg drops in it.

Thank you for voting Labour. Under my leadership, the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is changing for the better — better and bigger rats, better conditions that make Third World people more at home, and better get a bucket after you ate that mouldy cheese ration.

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