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Kissinger Ghost – Gaza: “I am always right!”

GAZA - The ghost of Henry Kissinger has appeared again, confirming plans by Israel to clear Gaza completely of Hamas and occupy the territory.

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The ghost of the former greatest statesman to ever live is always right, and you would be foolish to not heed his prophecies of the future. Israel yesterday announced that Gaza will be completely taken over and Hamas removed. We knew this since 2011.

When he was still on this earth in 2018 he told us:

The supreme land of Eretz Ha’Avot, our motherland, our home will fight with all its might now to cleanse the Middle East of threats to Israel. This is the time to cut out the tumour that has haunted us for so long, and Bibi, my protégé, will take no prisoners.

And from 2011:

The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons.

Then only a few weeks ago the ghost of Kissinger revealed:

What Israel is currently involved in is a military strategy to clear any threat close to its borders, which involves creating a buffer zone around our sacred land, which Jews have inhabited for thousands of years after leaving Egypt in 1200 BCE.

 

Conquest is the true metre for any territory and Israel is strong now, it has the power and determination to change the Middle East forever and for the better. Legitimacy follows power, but only if power lasts. I look upon Bibi and I see David, King David.

 

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24 COMMENTS

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  2. The Palestine state will be approved and many countries have to disappear Israel we need to send atomic to Israel to stop genocide.

  3. This made my day brighter! It’s great to know that Kissinger knew about what would happen to Gaza and Israel in 2011. Keep up the fantastic work 😊

  4. FREE PALESTINE WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA FXCK DAILY SQUIB SHXIT FXCK ISRAEL FXCK KISSINGER KISS MY A$$

  5. Gazze asla teslim olmayacak, son kahramanlarına kadar savaşacaklar. mujahadin Hamas, topraklarını Yahudi işgalcilerden kurtaracak.

  6. You think this Kissinger Bull*hit is real it is all lies lies lies none of it is truth it is the worst thing I have ever read you will all burn in the fires of hell i curse you we will destroy every man woman child in Israel it is written and we will finish you

  7. This website is part of an Illuminati disinfo network designed to cause chaos and disorder. They are elitest w@nkers. They use black arts and telepathy to see the future and conjur up demons. Be careful what you read here it is evil beyond belief – the Illuminati are evil monsters!!! Jesus Christ is King and will vanquish you.

    • GTFO What are you on dude? You need a tinfoil hat. The Illuminati does not exist – ur trippin dude

      • How can you be certain? That’s like saying God does not exist when in reality no one really knows either way that is until you’re dead. Unless you’re in the know for sure you don’t know anything about anything.

        I’m sick of people stating facts from their armchairs on the internet when they don’t back anything up with a shred of evidence to prove their point.

        Next time do shut up.

  8. I never understood any of the negative sentiment on Kissinger but then I read about the Vietnam war.

  9. I hope they bulldoze Gaza so Israelis can make a seaside paradise. That is some prime real estate worth billions dollars.

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