It has been a while since we have seen old Heinz in the Squib offices, but much like clockwork, when the gears change in the overall geopolitical landscape he appears to tell us what is happening and what will happen. We take his words very seriously here in the office.
This time our sub-sub-sub editor was in his office reading an old 2000AD comic from 1983 when the apparition of Henry Kissinger appeared and spoke.
“You are reading a comic from 1983, 25 June, program 322, sold for 20 pence in the UK at the time, 2000AD featuring Judge Dredd. In 1983, I was building up my company, Kissinger Associates, and acquiring new clients. Those were highly enjoyable years of my life, and very fruitful. But what is time anyway? Time means nothing in the universal dimensional vortex.
“The siege on Gaza is not pleasant, but it is necessary in order to make the place uninhabitable for Palestinians, so the remaining population can be moved on to another territory far away. What Israel is currently involved in is a military strategy to clear any threat close to its borders, which involves creating a buffer zone around our sacred land, which Jews have inhabited for thousands of years after leaving Egypt in 1200 BCE. Jews were there, in Canaan, before the territory in 63 BCE was renamed to ‘Palaestina’ by the Romans to punish Jews after the Bar Kokhba revolt, intentionally referencing the ancient Philistines (long extinct by then) to delegitimise Jewish connection to the land. I will not go into the history in full for you, but the lands of Canaan, of Judea, Eretz Yisrael have had much temporary so-called interlopers and one thing has always been consistent in this area of land — Jews.
“Conquest is the true metre for any territory and Israel is strong now, it has the power and determination to change the Middle East forever and for the better. Legitimacy follows power, but only if power lasts. I look upon Bibi and I see David, King David. I look upon the Palestinian Arabs as weak, they are led by terrorists and by Iran, they have been fooled into following these regimes and terrorist groups because these people cannot lead, they cannot flourish, they cannot organise themselves, they were given Gaza and trillions of dollars in aid yet the only thing they built were tunnels, where Hamas hoards their food and luxuries. The Swiss bank accounts and Cayman Island accounts for Hamas are bursting with foreign aid money which was meant to be given to the people, but it was not. French President Macron is a useful idiot weak f@ggot fool for being coerced into siding with Hamas — but France was lost a long time ago, so there is no hope for them. Macron is pandering to Hamas and rewarding the terrorist group for the October 7th attack by recognising the Palestinian state.
“The Palestinians have been brainwashed to think this land is theirs, and they have held bitterness ever since, when it was simply a name given by the Romans to punish the inhabitant Jews at the time for a rebellion. The original Philistines had all but disappeared by then anyway and were extinct. Land is no ones. The concept of ownership of land is moot, it is only validated by conquest through might and legitimacy in governance.
“If you follow terrorist leaders, you are a terrorist. I saw for myself the joy of the Palestinian Arabs in the streets after the October 7th attacks. There was real joy present in their hearts, this is their Modus Operandi — to murder Jews in cold blood and to destroy Israel completely. It is okay amongst the metropolitan liberal elite to hear the Palestinian calls for the genocide of Israeli Jews, but as soon as Israel fights back they shout the word ‘genocide’ to the actions of the IDF. The Palestinians could have ended this decades ago by denouncing Hamas and overthrowing the terrorist organisation themselves.
“Hamas must be destroyed completely. There is no other way or roadmap than that happening. The remaining Palestinians who survive the siege and war will be moved to Africa or elsewhere. This move will alleviate some of the problem, but will not stop the constant fight for survival by the Israeli state amongst a den of serpents.
“Iran is still building a nuclear bomb to use on Israel.
“I state cold hard facts. I do not embellish my words. War is hell, and for those on earth right now, prepare for war — for to not prepare mentally and physically will be your loss. In war, there are lies from all sides, this is just war, and nothing else. These are the beginnings of the last war for the earth’s last remaining finite resources.”
And then in a blue flame spark, he was gone.
Related:
The West has never witnessed a situation in which the victim (Israel) becomes the one who feeds the aggressor (Hamas) he is fighting, who is exploiting the plight of the human shields (Gazans) to enrich themselves and deprive the Gazans of the aid Israel is obligated to provide.
The rules comparing Israel and Hamas are wildly disproportionate.
Hamas has Israeli hostages near 2 years now and Israel has to jump hoops for Gazans each day because of Hamas who is holding the hostages in Gaza.
This is not a war for Israel to win but a war to undermine Israel in the sight of the world. Make this make sense.
Now imagine this happening in the West…
Buy ETH and BTC.
From the River to the Sea we will free Palestine!!!
Israel is evil and so was Kissinger.
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
The vicious Netanyahu government’s extermination of Gaza intensifies. Malnutrition is rampant, children are starving to death, people are shot while waiting for meager food rations — and US weapons allow it to happen.
Trump and Congress must act NOW. Stop the slaughter. Feed the people. Fuck Israel.
Israel killed 200,000 Palestinians, the extremist Israeli government is using mass starvation to engineer the ethnic cleansing of Gaza.
Despite these crimes, the US has provided $22 billion to Israeli military operations since the war began.
Enough is enough.
gaza has reached level 5 starvation which means its irreversible even if food becomes available again. their bodies are gonna be permanently damaged. let that sink in.
Let’s aim higher. Level 10 wouldn’t even be enough compared to what they did on the 7th of Oct. I would prescribe level 200! Honestly! Cause everytime I look at the videos of oct 7, seeing how they were all happy seeing kids, killed, raped and kidnapped! Starve them all! Amen!
U NEED TO BE ENDED
I love Palestine and one day its people will destroy Israel and murder every single Jew rat. From the river to the sea there will be nothing but debris
Now the ghost of kissinger is coming to daily squibb office? what nexy is elvis?
IF U HAVE NOT SPOKEN UP ABOUT GAZA U R EVIL SHAYTAN DEMON
One day Gaza will see justice we will see Israel destroy and I spit on Kissinger and his Jew friends
Israel’s brutal war “is a clear genocide.” Gaza is “a concentration camp.” God bless the Palestinian people and may Netanyahu boil in the fires of hell.
This is an awful disgusting article what the hell is this BS? You saw the ghost of Kissinger – you mean the dude in Vietnam who caused our soldiers to die? F0CK YOU A##HOLE F0CK U AND ALL THAT U STAND FOR AND F0CK ISRAEL HOPE IRAN NUKES THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!
Imma tell y’all we need 2 round up all yall jews and put yall in a cencentraion camp and gas all yall u no HITLER wuz right. dayum he wuz right all along. Black folk need 2 c da real enemy.
This is Such Zionist Bullshit LMAO
This is really interesting, Antisepticism is caused by the Jews. Zionism is a symptom of Jewish supremacy
Kids in Gaza are still starving daily – we can’t be silent on this anymore. These are babies and children like our own. Free Palestine
Trump acaba de dar luz verde a Israel para continuar con su genocidio y crímenes de guerra en Gaza.
“Hamás realmente no quería llegar a un acuerdo. Quieren morir, y es muy malo”.
Realmente es un fraude tan despreciable.
Kissinger? How many people died because of that SOB?
If I see a Jew I want them to be gone!
Nice comment Adolf.
All you armchair warriors can suck donkey ass. What are you doing about it u come on this crap website and talk ur talk? I never laughed so much ur hypocrisy makes me sick.
I really like reading through a post that can make men and women think. Also, thank you for allowing me to comment!
I saw Kissinger this morning after I took a dump.
if you’re wondering why ‘the dam has broken’ on Gaza, it’s simple. Israel carried out their final solution. It’s done. Every town has been flattened, everyone still alive is experiencing a level of famine they can’t come back from. Criticizing it now is too late. That’s why. We are truly living in times of pure evil.
Israel brought international journalists into Gaza to view the large stockpiles of aid that the UN failed to distribute, while screaming about famine. Now they have been exposed, UN have resumed distribution, with 270+ truckloads of aid delivered yesterday and today.
You idiotas need to understand one thing and one thing only = it is Hamas fault. They did this to Palestinians.
BREAKING: International journalists went to Gaza and video’d over 1,000 trucks worth of aid, waiting to be distributed by the UN.
Can the UN explain why they refuse to distribute the food?