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60,000 In 1 Out Deportation Scheme a Huge Success

GRIMSBY - England - The PRSB celebrates another great deal made by Comrade Starmer with a new deportation scheme.

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The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain today celebrates the success of the 60,000 In 1 Out deportation scheme.

Comrades, today we are celebrating the success of the deportation scheme where we let in fake asylum seekers into the country via boats across the Channel at a ratio of 60,000 in, to 1 migrant sent back to France.

Let’s not forget the millions of Indians who are now everywhere — and have been granted leave to stay in the UK, plus they don’t have to pay tax either. That was another great Comrade Starmer deal, don’t you think?

SMALL BOAT CROSSIINGS LABOUR GOV. 2025

Additionally, Comrade Starmer’s genius in deal making has resulted in the PRSB paying the French another £100 million to send only 1% of fake asylum seekers back there. Bravo Comrade Starmer! Hail Comrade Starmer! Hail Success for the deportation scheme!

Don’t forget that when your 12-year-old daughters get raped by the fake asylum seekers, we will hush up the news. No apologies for that, we will give the parents an extra month’s ration of turnips and used toilet paper to shut them up. Anyone who makes a fuss, will be liquidated.

INGSOC NOTICE 55553000-EU REGULATION T-E0933738-764873-3332

DARREN PIMPLENECKER, 34, WAS AWARDED A BOX OF USED TISSUES, AND AN INCREASE OF 0.000043 GRAMS OF BUTTER RATIONS FOR REPORTING ON 187 FACTORY WORK COLLEAGUES WHO SHOWED THEIR DISAPPROVAL AFTER ANOTHER LOCAL 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL WAS RAPED BY A PACK OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN A 5-STAR HOTEL. THE FACTORY WORKERS WERE LIQUIDATED THIS MORNING AT SCUNTHORPE PROCESSING PLANT J-7. THE FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS WERE AWARDED EXTRA ROOM SERVICE AND A TRIP TO A SOVIET FUN PARK IN DARLINGTON. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

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    17 COMMENTS

    1. The French police and officials are paid off by the traffickers and also the GB gov. so they are playing both sides to make double the coin.

      Why do you think they stand and watch the traffickers and boats leave France and have French Navy escort the illegals?

      This is big money business and it could not survive without help from the top.

      If the traffickers stop paying the French then they might be bothered to stop boats but even then they dont care so much.

      In Bulgaria and Albania big biiig palaces being built by traffickers. Noone can stop. Money too much.

    2. I dont see no hope we are all going down and Labour are the reason for everyones misery. I hate them so much whenever I take a shit in the bowl I think of them and their faces.

    3. Whenever I hear the voice from the c-nt starmer i want to punch a hole through someones head

    4. There’s something really wrong with this weak gov. they are the most pathetic weak woke bunch of f*got shisters with no bollocks –>not even one between the entire lot and that goes for the weak tories as well.

    5. This is the worst bunch of incompetent b*stards ever to be in office. Absolute disgrace.

    6. I seriously don’t understand how anyone voted for Labour. They are literally killing this country.

    7. I HATE LABOUR WITH SUCH A VENGEANCE I HATE THEM SO MUCH I FUME EVERYTIME ONE OF THEM SPEAKS ON THE TELLY I WANT THEM ALL GONE MADE TO DISAPPEAR INTO A BLACKHOLE ..

    8. The worst lot of grifters ever to grace the halls of parliament. I honestly think they don’t know what they are doing.

    9. I cannnot wait for more of our towns to be filled with rapists from abroad. Isnt that great? More rape and crime. Thank you Starmer you wishy washy POS.

    10. The utter utter nonsense Labour spout whilst literally spending billions of our hard-earned taxpayer money on the frogs disgusts me. The French are laughing all the way to the bank. It is so infuriating.

    11. My town is now full of Afghan men fcking our young girls. They don’t use condoms and the girls are too scared to report it

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