The vile capitalist meddling state of the United States of America, which values democracy and free speech as well as anti-immigration from Third World shitholes, is an enemy to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. Comrade Starmer, today at an address at the Red Parliament, rebuked the USA for preaching to Britain’s soviet state for rejecting democracy, freedom of speech, and embracing Third World immigration.
“Comrades, I speak to you about democracy. We arrest people for social media posts on the internet, we regulate the internet and police it with voracity, limiting the ability for free speech. We have outlawed trial by jury, a right that was enshrined in the Magna Carta, and used globally by decent, democratic states for a thousand years. We arrest our own people who voice their concerns about their safety from our mass immigration push from the Third World and jail them calling them “Far-right fascists”, we tax capitalist businesses so they cease to exist, we tax citizens with any assets or wealth causing many to flee with their assets and wealth, we punish aspiration, savers, private sector pensioners, and anyone who works hard (working people) to try to make a better life for themselves and their family, whilst rewarding the feckless and lazy useless-eaters dependent on the Big State. Fuck all these people, they will be liquidated when we finalise the transition from socialism to complete communism.
“Everything about the Yankee Cowboy Capitalist Pig USA is against the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, and we will wage war with them in all ways possible — including nuclear if it comes to it.
“If any soviet citizen of the PRSB is caught fraternising with an American capitalist pig, they will be arrested and subsequently liquidated. Thank you pleb cunts. You will continue to work hard for the Big State so we can tax all of your feeble salaries, and that the transition to communism can continue. Now fuck off out of my sight!”
PRSB URGENT BULLETIN
MARY TRIMBLEGRINCH, 11, FROM STALIN AVENUE, SECTOR 9, FRAMLINGHAM, HAS BEEN AWARDED TWO USED TOOTH BRUSHES, A BOX OF FIVE-TIMES USED TOILET PAPER AND AN EXTRA 0.00031 GRAMS OF PEPPER FOR REPORTING HER ENTIRE VILLAGE WHO TRIED TO APPLY FOR ASYLUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEY WERE ALL REMOVED FROM THE VILLAGE IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THURSDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. THEY ARE NOW NET ZERO JUICE — THAT COOL, REFRESHING DRINK! REMEMBER LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!
