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What Some People Will Do For a Nobel Peace Prize

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As Russia pounds Ukraine daily, kidnaps 20,000 Ukrainian children, murders civilians in cold blood, attacks ambulances, there is only joy in Donald Trump’s voice. He is not happy with winning the US presidency alone — no, he has to get the Nobel Peace Prize as well, such is the vainglorious ego that fuels the orange-skinned entity.

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Peace in our time? No, this is for a fucking little plastic made-in-China trophy to put in your cupboard and show to your friends at parties.

The Don’s plan this time involves bribing Putin with Ukraine’s natural resources, as well as more territorial deals. Basically, the war is viewed by the Don as a transactional real estate deal-making opportunity to not only make some coin off the suffering Ukraine people who are losing vast swathes of their land to Russia, but to win some poxy prize at the end of it as well.

Putin will not stop at Ukraine. What people don’t fucking understand is that the taste of blood is too strong in Putin, and he doesn’t care how many troops are sent into the meat grinder or civilians are killed as long as conquest is his. Putin doesn’t just want to take Ukrainian territory but extinguish Ukraine off the map, and of history.

The EU has abandoned Ukraine, the USA is wining and dining a despot who is wanted on multiple war crimes. In the last month alone, 230 square miles have been taken by the slow-grind of the Russian military.

The only winner here is Putin, as he is offered plate after plate of offerings from the defeated and apathetic West.

If Trump had any real balls, he would have Putin arrested and detained as soon as he steps off that plane onto American soil. That’s the only way to stop him.

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Commissar Reeves Planning to Tax Dead People

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Dead people will be taxed under new Labour tax plans revealed by Commissar Rachel Reeves.

The news comes as tax upon tax has been meted on the living people of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain and there’s literally nothing left to give.

Many of the wealthy capitalist pig swine have also left the PRSB, leaving a huge black hole as Commissar Reeves has to pay the vast pensions and salaries of Big State apparatchiks, train drivers, Marxist union staff, the NHS and PIP welfare payments.

Tax Dead People

death tax“Comrades, the dead have evaded taxation for too long. We will be digging up dead people and handing them multiple tax summons papers and if they do not pay in time we will increase fines and interest owed to the Big State.

“Today, I have dispatched teams of PRSB tax officers to all the graveyards and former churches to dig up the dead who have evaded my tax plans.

“Just because you are dead is no excuse for not paying taxes. We took your homes and everything you worked for when you were alive, but you still owe the Labour Big State.”

COMRADES, IF YOU ARE DEAD YOU MUST PAY YOUR TAXES IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR NON PAYMENT

 

Revealed: The BBC Thought of the Day

We can exclusively reveal the BBC Thought of the Day recording that revealed some seriously thoughtful insights into the thoughts of the type of woke people the BBC fêtes on their wonderfully “thoughtful” program.

Just listen to the audio clip below, and you will have a profound thought of the day suddenly appear in your brain.

LISTEN HERE TO THE BBC THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Commissioner For Communications Regulation to Visit Daily Squib Office

We, at the Daily Squib Office, are eagerly awaiting a visit by Jeremy Godfrey, the EU Commissioner For Communications Regulations.

Our tea lady Suzie will present Mr. Godfrey with a nice cup of tea and some tea cakes, and he will then be escorted around the office to see how the Daily Squib operates. Maybe he can lecture us about exciting subjects like the latest EU regulations; the enshittification of the internet, censorship purges and interoperability techniques.

In anticipation of the visit, we have hidden out of sight the obligatory blow-up sheep, and the blow-up woman with the huge bazoingas.

Usually anyone visiting is directed to either the drugs to the left, or booze to the right, and the Eastern European girls to the back room, but in this case we will give that a miss.

Anyway, wish us luck. We’re seriously thinking about making Mr. Godfrey, the Alfred E. Neuman-esque, Daily Squib mascot.

NO MORE INHERITANCE: Communiqué of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain

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In the continuing march toward the triumph of People’s Democracy and the obliteration of bourgeois inequality, the People’s Treasury announces the forthcoming implementation of advanced measures for the redistribution of surplus personal assets into the hands of the collective through the confiscation and heavy taxation of generational inheritance.

On the Strengthening of Collective Prosperity Through the Rationalisation of Private Accumulations

Under the wise guidance of Comrade Reeves, People’s Commissar for Fiscal Justice & Robbery, the State shall introduce a lifetime limit on untaxed transfers of property and currency between familial units. This strategic measure shall close the loopholes through which decadent private wealth attempts to escape the righteous hand of the Labour collective.

No longer shall parents, acting as private capitalists in miniature, transfer limitless fortunes to their offspring in circumvention of the People’s Inheritance Contribution. Henceforth, all such transfers — whether in coin, property, or other valuable instruments — shall be subject to strict quotas, and the People’s Treasury will ensure that any amounts above this quota are returned to the communal fund for the enrichment of the Big State. Our Big State public sector salaries/pensions/expense accounts are more important and require your wealth and assets.

The Politics of Envy

These measures are necessary to correct the imbalance caused by inflated property values and the hoarding of assets by a minority class.

The People’s Treasury, acting with revolutionary vigilance, will also review the so-called “taper rates” to ensure no escape from one’s patriotic duty.

Additional reforms under consideration include aligning capital gains contributions with the real value of social benefit provided by the People’s State. In this way, those who profit most from the labours of the many will provide a proportionate contribution back to the many.

In the last decade, contributions from inheritance redistribution have already risen to 7.5 billion people’s pounds — a proud testament to our collective effort. With the next Five-Year Economic Solidarity Plan, projections show this figure rising to 14.3 billion by 2030, ensuring the resources necessary for inflating Big State salaries and pensions even further, and increasing the stipend amount for the millions of illegal immigrants flooding into the country as well as the growing millions on welfare and disability benefits.

Let it be known to all private landholders, business owners, and kulak farmers — that the age of unearned privilege is at an end.

The People’s Treasury will not permit property to remain idle in the hands of the few. Under the banner of socialist equality, all assets shall serve the Big State, and through the State, the Welfare System.

Comrade Reeves reaffirms her commitment to protecting the salaries and pensions of Big State apparatchiks, commissars, union officials, NHS managers, train drivers and Bolsheviks whose inflated salaries and gold-plated pension schemes costing 2.3 trillion people’s pounds remain sacred.

The burden shall fall upon those whose holdings exceed their personal needs — in accordance with the Marxist principle often adjusted by Lenin: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his work.”

As you all already know, comrades, Lenin also stated that: “The goal of socialism is communism.”

Soviet Britain is currently in the socialist stage principle of Marxist theory. In this stage (what you are experiencing is “socialism” before reaching “full communism”), people are having their generational wealth redistributed and confiscated while the PRSB is firmly moving toward the communist ideal.

In unity, we shall convert private luxury into public strength, and by the will of the People, ensure that the wealth of the nation serves not the heirs of capital, but the heirs of socialism — the collective.

Glory to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, strength to the Treasury, and victory to the People’s Collectivist Plan of confiscation of all wealth and generational inheritance.

Comrades, Shoplifters and Thugs Are Protected by the Big State

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Comrades, don’t you dare call shoplifters, thugs and thieves “scumbags“. In Labour’s Big State, criminals are protected and encouraged to continue their reign of terror and those who fight back against thugs are punished, arrested and vilified. In the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain the laws of the past are reversed, simply because we in the PRSB want to destroy every vestige of the past in the place that used to be called Great Britain.

In this respect, if any proletariat is seen defending their home from robbers, or their loved ones from thugs, they will be arrested and charged. Yes, there will be gulag time, and some of the most wealthy offenders will be liquidated and their remaining assets assimilated.

Defence of property is a capitalist trait which suggests that someone has acquired wealth. These are against Labour’s Marxist communist ideology.

Accumulating wealth or aspiration is a crime. In the PRSB, if you are found to have accumulated some form of wealth, it will immediately be confiscated by the Big State either through taxation or brute force.

To keep you fucking tax paying scum in a state of perpetual terror is truly delightsome.

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JANGFRAMADARAM MANGARMARAMRAMJARRAM 34, OF JUST-OFF-THE-BOAT ROAD, HAS BEEN AWARDED 0.12 GRAMS INCREASE IN SUGAR RATIONS PER ANNUM AND GIVEN THREE BOXES OF USED CONDOMS. HE REPORTED FIFTEEN LOCAL SHOPKEEPERS FOR MOANING ABOUT THEIR SHOPS BEING SHOPLIFTED AND CALLING SHOPLIFTERS “SCUMBAGS”. THE CAPITALIST PIG SHOPKEEPERS WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. THE SHOPLIFTERS WERE COMMENDED FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND ENCOURAGED TO CONTINUE SHOPLIFTING. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

How to Increase Morale and Motivation in Your Workplace

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A motivated workforce isn’t just happier — it’s more productive, creative, and resilient. When employees feel valued and engaged, they are far more likely to bring their best selves to work, which in turn benefits the business. From small day-to-day gestures to larger morale-boosting events, there are many strategies that can transform your workplace into a hub of energy and enthusiasm.

Foster Open Communication

knowledge-train-4507899_1280Communication is the backbone of any thriving workplace. Employees need to feel that their voices are heard, their concerns matter, and their contributions are appreciated. Regular team meetings, suggestion boxes, and one-to-one catch-ups can go a long way toward building trust and understanding. When management is transparent about goals, challenges, and changes, it creates a culture of honesty and collaboration, vital ingredients for high morale.

young-man-7551014_640Recognise and Reward Achievements

Recognition doesn’t always have to mean cash bonuses. Sometimes a heartfelt “thank you” or public acknowledgment in a meeting can make just as big of an impact.

Consider introducing an employee-of-the-month programme, shout-outs in company newsletters, or peer-to-peer recognition systems. Rewards and recognition, big or small, remind employees that their work has purpose and that their efforts are genuinely appreciated.

 

Create Opportunities for Growth

Employees often lose motivation when they feel stuck in a rut. By providing opportunities for professional development — such as training courses, workshops, mentorship programmes, or job rotation schemes — you signal that you’re invested in their future. This not only boosts their skills but also helps them envision a long-term career within your company.

business-19156_640Encourage Work-Life Balance

A burnt-out workforce is a disengaged workforce. Flexible hours, remote work options, and encouraging staff to actually take their breaks can make a big difference in maintaining high energy levels.

Offering wellness programmes such as yoga sessions, mindfulness workshops, or access to mental health resources also demonstrates a genuine commitment to employee wellbeing.

 

Organise Engaging Social Events

carnival-7501884_640 moraleWork shouldn’t feel like an endless to-do list. Organising social events is a fantastic way to build camaraderie and inject fun into the workplace. Team lunches, after-work gatherings, or themed dress-up days can help employees bond outside their usual roles.

If you really want to create an unforgettable morale-boosting experience, consider something out of the ordinary, like hiring a funfair. Funfair hire services can transform a company event into a vibrant, laughter-filled occasion with games, rides, and food stalls. Imagine your team sharing popcorn while competing at a ring toss, or enjoying a carousel ride after a big project win. It’s a unique way to celebrate achievements, break down barriers between departments, and leave everyone feeling recharged and appreciated.

Empower Employees

Giving staff autonomy over their tasks can significantly boost motivation. Micromanagement often stifles creativity and slows progress. By trusting employees to make decisions and take ownership of their projects, you foster a sense of pride and responsibility that naturally drives higher performance.

Lead by Example

business-4677631_640Leaders set the tone for workplace culture. A positive, approachable, and respectful attitude from management encourages the same behaviour throughout the company. Show enthusiasm, keep your promises, and remain open to feedback. Motivation is contagious — if you display it, your team is more likely to follow suit.

Morale and motivation are not built overnight, but with consistent effort, they can become an integral part of your company’s culture. Whether it’s through day-to-day gestures or a spectacular funfair celebration, investing in your team’s happiness is one of the smartest moves any business can make.

We Are Living in Interesting Times in the UK

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It used to be quite an exclusive place to live, work and be entertained, but the UK is now akin to a Third World cesspit of inequity. In fact, one could say the entire continent of Europe has become a Third World shithole, and the UK being a bunch of islands also succumbed to the madness eventually.

Beyond Satire

Here is a little example of the insanity of living in today’s Britain, where lunatic Third Worlders go around creating absolute havoc. Of course not every migrant — illegal or not — is a raving violent rapey lunatic, we’re not suggesting that, although the crime figures may suggest that fact.

The guy in the following video came from somewhere and like a fish out of water is now in the UK. He is filmed just after randomly attacking a few innocent citizens, trying to steal someone’s bag, assaulting a female and attacking a police van. He is then thankfully tasered and drops like a brick. No doubt he will be back on the streets creating havoc soon after a brief stay in the clink.

The other illustration of what it’s like to live in the UK at the moment — especially in some urban areas — can be found in the following video, where a migrant on some kind of narcotic decides to lower his trousers and expose himself to passengers (including children) on a tube train. The man is then wrestled to the ground by concerned citizens, especially as there are women and children present. An interesting bit of news about this incident is that the police are now after the concerned citizens and want to arrest them for subduing the flasher, who they do not care about.

These examples are a tiny smattering about what is currently going on in the country, which much of the mainstream news and government are gaslighting.

As for the countless protests and unrest in multiple locations centred around illegal migrant hotels, this news has been suppressed and shut down, and it is not prudent under the current conditions of totalitarian tyranny to even comment on.

The entire UK is now descending into something that will irreparably change the country forever, and no one will be able to reverse what has happened.

Cheap China Goods Dumping Epidemic in EU to Avoid Trump Tariffs

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The numbers came in like a bad hangover — sharp, bitter, and impossible to ignore. Somewhere in Beijing, some chrome-eyed CCP bureaucrat was huffing opium and laughing his black and yellow teeth out while cargo ships the size of small cities vomited dodgy cheap Chinese air conditioners, motorbikes, swimsuits, and god knows what else onto the damp cobblestones of Europe to avoid those lovely Trump tariffs. This wasn’t trade. This was a dump festival of sizeable proportions.

The European Commission, that great Kafkaesque regulation slapping termite mound in Brussels, has the figures: over 100 categories of goods hit by what they called “harmful increases”, a bureaucratic euphemism for economic carpet-bombing.

Xylol, the paint-thinner chemical that can strip a man’s dignity as fast as it strips enamel, was up 2,616%. Air conditioners flooding in at prices 7% lower than last year. The yellow bastards even timed it to the European heatwaves. People melting in Paris would buy cooling units from Satan himself, never mind Xi Jinping.

Why now? Simple. Donald J. Trump — America’s living fever dream — had turned the tariff screws on China to 145% in some cases, a big sweaty orange brick wall in the middle of the Pacific.

Average tariffs are now at 55%, covering everything. No more cheap Chinese toxic crap pouring into Walmart like an endless diarrhoea of brittle plastic and imitation steel. So Beijing, clever bastards that they are, simply spun the wheel and dumped the entire fucking lot straight into Europe.

Trump tariffs on the EU need to increase by 60%

And here’s the catch, if the goods can’t get into the States, they’ll rot in the EU instead. Which means Trump, if he has a shred of political animal left in him, will have to hammer the EU with tariffs north of 60% just to stop the eurozone from becoming China’s discount bin tariff bypass route.

This isn’t just about swimsuits and engines, it’s about the psychological collapse of Western trade discipline.

The EU talks about “net-zero” while drowning in knock-off solar panels. They preach “level playing fields” while letting a billion tonnes of cheap Chinese machinery bulldoze the market.

You can feel it in the air, the chemical stink of the ports, the hum of container ships like mechanical locusts.

Somewhere in a damp Brussels office, a pale-eyed Commission clerk is staring at a spreadsheet that says the Trump tariffs apocalypse comes not with mushroom clouds, but with 5,000 Chinese diesel engines sold at 30% below market value.

This is the new war: no blood, no shells, no speeches. Just tariffs, dumping, and the slow suffocation of entire economies under the weight of communist China’s overproduction.

The USA needs to increase those Trump tariffs on the EU asap to get a hold on this shit.

More Good News Comrades, Chagos Betrayal Deal to Cost £36 Billion

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I have more good news, comrades. I am speaking to you from my dacha in Grimsby. I have just enjoyed a nice banya and beat my dog with some birch branches. I want to speak about the Chagos Betrayal Deal I engineered on your behalf.

Chagos Betrayal Deal

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is dedicated to betraying and destroying all vestiges of previous imperialist and capitalist historical dealings from the former Great Britain. This is why we lied to the proletariat scum, the working people or as I like to call them — tax cows.

Instead of a few £100 million per annum, you, the taxpayer scum, will be paying £36 billion to pay for a key strategic group of islands the PRSB owns anyway. Yes, we own those islands outright but will be paying £36 billion to Mauritius, because they are an ally of our dear soviet comrades China.

This will make it easier, in a time of war, for China to attack and conquer capitalist swine states like America or Australia.

Remember, our interests lie in forwarding communism globally and with our partners in the CCP in China we can achieve our Marxist goals. The Chagos Betrayal Deal will ensure your ultimate betrayal. When Chinese liberation troops march through the streets of the PRSB, you will greet them with soviet joy and happiness. The situation will have been deemed as normalised.

Thank you comrades. Now fuck off to your shitty jobs so you can pay more tax.

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RUPERT MENKSPRAT 14, OF SCARGILL PARADE, HAS BEEN AWARDED 0.00311 GRAMS INCREASE IN USED WASHING UP LIQUID AND GIVEN 11 GRAINS OF SALT. HE REPORTED HIS FOUR BROTHERS AGED 3-14, HIS FATHER, MOTHER AND HIS DOG, WHIPPSY FOR SCREAMING IN TERROR AND CRYING WHEN ANOTHER HUGE SOVIET BIG STATE TAX DEMAND LETTER DROPPED THROUGH THEIR LETTERBOX LAST SATURDAY. THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

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