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Starmer Refutes That Britain Under Labour is a Laughingstock Around the World

SCUNTHORPE - England - Starmer firmly refutes that Labour is a laughingstock under the Labour regime.

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Britain under Labour is a laughingstock around the world? Comrades, do not listen to the capitalist swine who make up these indecent lies.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is not a rat infested shithole where you are taxed to death, and you have to pay £45 for a piece of rotten fucking cheddar.

We are progressing very nicely thank you, and our Net Zero targets being met thanks to hundreds of thousands of jobs lost, entire industries going under, and farmers being put out of business. Thanks to Labour’s tax, millions of wealthy people, businesses, companies, industries, entrepreneurs, and professionals have left the PRSB. Good riddance to them, we did not need that lot anyway. Because of my wonderful Chancellor Commissar Reeves’ business acumen and her budget, no shops will be open ever again and no one will be employed ever again, saving on carbon emissions for a sustainable future.

Britain is growing — in population — from Third World countries. Thanks to Labour, millions of people from poor countries are using the NHS, so that you don’t have to any more because there is no space, no medicine left, no doctors, and no hospital beds left. If you need to amputate your leg, just go to your garden shed, get a rusty saw and don’t forget to have a bucket handy, so your leg drops in it.

Thank you for voting Labour. Under my leadership, the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is changing for the better — better and bigger rats, better conditions that make Third World people more at home, and better get a bucket after you ate that mouldy cheese ration.

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24 COMMENTS

  1. The Americans are doing something with their country while Starmer is doing nothing of any value. He is actively killing the UK. He needs to be stopped. The Tories are useless as well.

  2. I love that ad it sums up what has become of Britain. Have another cuppa with the old stiff upper lip and get rammed up the butt by the tax man and evil Rachel Reeves.

  3. I read this and I read the comments and franky I’m sickened. Not only that it’s they hypocrites on here moaning and groaning yet doing nothing. We could put an end to this tomorrow if we all did one thing together like every decent person refused to pay the taxes upon taxes being foisted on us. If everyone refused to pay it all then the b@stards would listen although somehow I doubt even that would do anything. They are bullheaded Marxists and now they’re ruining Britain from the inside. Labour is a cancer they are a tumour that keeps growing and growing.

  4. That’s the best advert I have seen in a very long time. Also it’s great that it is not full of black people. They have to put blacks in every advert now and it is so fatiguing and so fake.

  5. What can we do? I feel so frustrated and helpless. What the hell can we do to take these scum Labour out?

  6. I used to think the UK was like a top place. Now I see it as a crud hole full of BS and a gov that is ruining their country. The Brit people are also viewed as pathetic now. They’re helpless pacifist woke saps taking it up the rectum daily.

  7. Take a flight to America and see how well we live. Last time I was in London in 2024 I thought I was in a 3rd world country.

  8. Ya know you stuck up Brits make me laugh real hard. Y’all do nothing about your sitiuation how’s that stiff upper lip helping u out huh?

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