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More Good News Comrades – Council Tax to Rise by 5 Times Legal Limit

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Commissar Angela Rayner, Officer for Housing, Communities and Local Government for the Big State, has given the green light for the delightful council tax rises for every household in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.

COUNCIL TAX = POLL TAX

“Good news for all citizens. Because of the large salaries, gold-plated pension plans and expense accounts of esteemed Big State civil servants working from home in councils for three days a week for your benefit, we will increase your poll tax by over 5 times the legal limit using a little loophole I have okayed called a Section 114 notice.

“You may think your council tax is already high, but when we increase it to £6,987 per annum, you will have to pay it, or we will send the bailiffs around or jail you filthy prole scum. You thought the Poll Tax was bad, wait until you get this council tax increase. You deserve everything you get, you foul-smelling cockroaches, and thank you for voting Labour! Snivelling fucking wankers!”

INGSOC NOTICE 344022-299188181818181818223-3223-223-2-32-2-1-19

AMANDA BLETCHNICK, 23, FROM ABERSWIMPY, WALES WAS AWARDED SIX BOXES OF USED TOILET PAPER AND A RISE OF 3.5 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR REPORTING HER HUSBAND, MOTHER, LOCAL PRIEST, FOURTEEN NUNS, AND A 12-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLBOY FOR UTTERING SWEAR WORDS AT COMMISSAR ANGELA RAYNER AND CALLING HER A “GINGER GROWLER TOUTING FUCKING COMMON AS SHITE COMMIE BITCH” AFTER SHE ANNOUNCED HUGE COUNCIL TAX RISES FOR EVERYONE. THE CRIMINALS WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING AND TRANSPORTED TO UNDISCLOSED GULAG LOCATIONS FOR THE REST OF THEIR MISERABLE LIVES. HAVE A NICE DAY. 

Hunter Biden Glad Colombian Rock Prices Did Not Rise

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Hunter Biden let off a huge sigh of relief today as he smoked another crack rock from his trusty pipe whilst driving his Porsche at 172 MPH down a residential street. Apparently the Colombians are not going to put the price of crack up after that Trump hooha.

Ordering up some more Russian ladies and weighing up a new shipment of rocks, it’s just another day for Hunter, there’s nothing to see here folks, everything is okay.

“They keep talking about ICE on the news. It scared the shit out of me. I thought they were talkin’ about crack, and then we got this Trump idiot messing with the Colombians, but then realised they’re talking about the immigration and customs enforcement dudes. I got some Russian broads comin’ over later, and my dealer with another load of crack. S’cuse me!”

It’s a good thing that Trump cannot mess with Hunter Biden any more, especially as his dad fixed it for him to be above the law and immune from any form of prosecution.

FAFO: Colombia’s President Petro Heels Like a Dog to Boss Trump

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Sometimes you gotta pull the leash a little and rein in the lil doggy. If you’re the big boss like Trump that’s exactly what you do, and shit, you can do it all in real-time on Twitter X and Truthsocial while the world watches. International political wheeler dealing right there on your screen, it’s fascinating to watch and thoroughly entertaining. Fuck around and find out (FAFO) is what happens when you mess with the big boss, that’s exactly what happened to Colombia’s President Petro.

Petro’s now singing castrato, as he immediately capitulated to the Trump tariff threats for not allowing Colombian illegal alien repatriation flights to land.

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Colombia has agreed to “unrestricted acceptance of all illegal aliens from Colombia returned from the United States, including on US military aircraft, without limitation or delay,” a White House statement said.

“Today’s events make clear to the world that America is respected again,” it added.

“President Trump will continue to fiercely protect our nation’s sovereignty, and he expects all other nations of the world to fully cooperate in accepting the deportation of their citizens illegally present in the United States.”

Next stop — Mexico, for refusing repatriation flights as well…


The DS presented in 2023 the idea that illegal economic Channel migrants arriving in the UK should be towed back to France by the British Navy, but it was never implemented because not only is the UK ruled by the ECHR, despite a supposed Brexit, but the people who run the country don’t have any fucking balls to do anything, not like the Teflon Don does anyway. Oorah!

Trump Planning Golf Resort to Replace Gaza

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When you have rubble over rubble in a place that used to be Gaza, and a new US President called Trump beating around the shop, shit gets kind of crazy. Trump, in all his wisdom now says that the people who used to inhabit this place should simply move to Egypt or Jordan, because they’re just not needed anymore.

Clean out

“We’re gonna have a golf course here, a resort there and condos over there,” Trump excitedly told a press conference.

The real estate developers are itching to start building after the contracts are doled out.

“This is lucrative, easy money. Malls, condos, golf courses, a few Trump towers. The only problem is, we can’t have Palestinian people stinking up the place. They all need to go to Egypt or Jordan,” one real estate magnate revealed.

Gaza On Sea, a new Trump paradise is born.

Investments in Limited Editions – A Rising Trend Worth Exploring

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The limited edition market has long attracted the highest-profile people and is still considered a niche market. A load of underlying attributes improves limited edition products’ appeal and makes them good weapons for preserving wealth over time – or increasing it. Fundamental economic theories have drawn that the demand for a product created in limited supply tends to be higher compared to mass-made goods, despite pertaining to the same category. The demand experienced by a good or service is what establishes its price point, so imagine what happens when a product can be given unjustifiably large amounts of money at an auction. The purchaser in question sits well, and the reasons for spending big money on a piece of art, collectible, toy, and so on can range from pure passion for the object in question to lucrative expectations.

Investing in limited editions is a trend worth watching and exercising if you have a niche close to your heart – or are on the lookout. Here are some insights that might help you gain confidence and kickstart your limited-edition investment journey on the right foot.

A quick exercise for your imagination

You’ve probably not once wondered why a brand that sees sales for a specific product explode would rather end the production line than create more of those goods and rack in fortunes. The dynamic of the prices and interest in products launched in limited quantities is rather easy to understand when acknowledging that it relies on the theory of supply and demand. Picture this: Yohji Yamamoto releases a pair of sneakers in limited edition and the products’ value skyrockets. The hype builds and drives up both interest and the shoes’ resale value. Sneaker resellers and enthusiasts seize the opportunity as they rely on these overevaluations and speculation, often marking up prices to gain some ROI. The resale market lives off launches like these sneakers, and shrewd investors realize that putting their hands on such a pair can equate to hearty greenbacks down the road.

Keep in mind: the whole point comes down to profiting from such investments and not just flaunting them outside. This plan isn’t thoughtless; the best sneaker brands have taken shoemaking to the level of art, triggering demand while keeping supplies in check and transforming every release into a highly-awaited event that draws both casual admirers and sneakerheads to the same table.

The economics behind limited edition products

The laws of economics make a lot of sense when put like this – demand increases when supply for a worthy product decreases. That is, limited editions work by the same unwritten rule. A readily available print will always cost less than an artwork from a famous artist that exists within a limited-edition category. Upfront buying costs may seem extortionate, but skilled collectors sense profits in such investments and know that a good purchase can prove lucrative in the long term.

Rarity is an influential psychological effect and is known to create value, which is why what’s hard to find tends to come with exorbitant prices. Noteworthy, this value isn’t only monetary. People with a keenness for unique beauty appreciate and would funnel more into a rarer piece of art, be it a print, sculpture, clothing, or accessory, for that matter. Imagine wearing a peerless knapsack from the wide range of bags & backpacks from Loungefly. You can expect to be a head-turner for the simple fact that you’re wearing something sophisticated that stands out and distinguishes your outfit from the rest.

This is also a core concept in art. Think of coming across a guitar numbered “3/30” and signed by one of history’s best guitarists. You don’t just have a rare object that thousands of people would want, but a treasure that the wealthiest are willing to pay good money for to put their hands on the rarity.

Collectibles’ rise to popularity

Collectibles have rapidly gained ground thanks to their appeal as a worthy asset tool within the alternative investment realm. Almost anything can be collected, such as antiques, luxury watches, discontinued perfumes, fine art, rare coins, and the list goes on. These attract high-net-worth individuals, which makes the industry so monetarily appealing. The rising popularity of limited-edition collectibles mirrors a change in the way investors choose to equilibrate their investment portfolios amid unreliable economic times.

Almost anything can be a collectible as long as it’s a physical item characterized by demand, value, and rarity. Their worth may be innate or given by the story behind them. While such items carry personal and cultural significance, it’s often the case of the possibility of financial return that boosts their appeal and value. Collectibles emerge as good, effective hedges against economic downturns and inflation.

Suggestions for your collections

Are you considering expanding your limited-edition collection and need more tips on how to do it successfully? The following recommendations may serve you well down the line.

  1. Prioritize brands and artists that inspire you, for it’s only when you establish a ranking and know who you should give precedence to that you can narrow down your choices. Art and collectibles are firstly about triggering emotions, so there’s no better way to become a guru in your niche than knowing and putting your collection on a pedestal. This way, you can also be more convincing when selling or auctioning the artwork. The best negotiators are those who know their offerings by heart, are fond of them, and believe in what they’re presenting.
  2. Once you’ve invested in the treasure, you’ll need to closely monitor market changes. Find auctions, galleries, sales, or investors who’d pay big bucks for your sought-after investment. Stay on auction pages associated with the products or causes of interest. Constantly build up knowledge about investments and watch live auctions or TV programs offering this type of content. Stay ahead of global news and auction results. All these things will improve your confidence in your subsequent negotiations and purchases.
  3. In a market that overflows with dupes, fakes, knockoffs, and all sorts, the last thing you want is to present a product as authentic and limited-edition and be disapproved for selling a scam. This means that you’ll need to ensure your product is original.

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Investing exclusively in limited edition products comes down to committing to a strategy that involves more than good financial sense and a practical mind. It’s a quest for uniqueness and exclusivity – akin to bets. You’ll need a long-term vision and constant market monitoring. And above all, learning to listen to your guts will be a skill worth investing time in.

No matter if you’re a newcomer or seasoned investor in high-revenue art or collectibles, remember that the greatest opportunities are those that exist in limited quantity.

Analysing the Race for British Trainers’ Championship

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As the National Hunt season builds towards its thrilling climax, the battle for the British Trainers’ Championship is intensifying.

With the major spring festivals—most notably Cheltenham and the Grand National—on the horizon, the leading contenders are primed to stake their claims for the coveted title.

These prestigious meetings not only offer the chance to secure high-profile victories on the grandest stages, but also the chance to bank significant prize money that can be the difference in the championship race.

As things begin to heat up in today’s horse racing tips, we assess the key contenders, their strengths, and the pivotal moments that could shape the final standings. With every valuable race carrying huge implications, the coming months promise to be a fascinating tussle for supremacy.

Dan Skelton

Currently leading the title race at this stage for the second season in a row, Dan Skelton recently passed the £2 million mark for total prize money this campaign.

At the time of writing, the Warwickshire-based trainer has 132 wins and 315 places from 677 runners, operating off a respectable strike rate of 20%.

Skelton, whose brother Harry is also a key part of the operation as the stable jockey, has won multiple high-quality races this season—including the Challow Novices’ Hurdle and the Betfair Henry VIII Novices’ Chase at the top level.

Scarred by how last season ended, as he was pipped to the title late on in the campaign, Skelton won’t be resting on his laurels until the final day at Sandown in April.

Paul Nicholls

Paul Nicholls14-time British Champion Trainer Paul Nicholls has had to take a back seat and watch the apprentice become the master in the last couple of years, as Skelton was once his assistant at Ditcheat but now rules the roost.

The four-time Cheltenham Gold Cup-winning handler is almost a whopping £700,000 off the pace currently being set by Skelton, with 64 wins and 154 places in 315 runs, but isn’t in bad form with a strike rate of 21% at the time of writing.

Nicholls is yet to win a Grade 1 race this campaign but has won two Grade 2s with Rubaud in the Elite Hurdle at Wincanton and Pic D’Orhy in the 1965 Chase at Ascot.

It’s looking unlikely that the 62-year-old will close the gap on Skelton at this stage, and he could fall further adrift ahead of the big meetings.

Nicky Henderson

Nicky HendersonIt’s been five years since Nicky Henderson was crowned Champion Trainer for a sixth time at the end of the 2019/20 season. However, with an incredibly strong squad for the Festival, the veteran could throw his hat in the ring.

Henderson was left devastated last year when a virus swept through his Seven Barrows yard, wiping out his main contenders from the 2024 Cheltenham Festival—including Constitution Hill, Jonbon, and Sir Gino, who were short prices for their respective contests.

He has those horses, and others like Lulamba, in red-hot form going into the spring meetings and could rack up millions in prize money if they are to win the likes of the Arkle, Champion Hurdle, and Queen Mother Champion Chase before potentially heading to Aintree.

Henderson doesn’t field runners as often as he used to, but he has over 50 winners this season and secured £1,164,738 in prize money at the time of writing.

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Of course, as we saw last year, the standings could change drastically in the spring. Willie Mullins became the first Irish trainer to win the title in over 70 years when he charged up the leaderboard thanks to multiple Cheltenham winners and a Grand National success.

The master of Closutton isn’t going to give up his title that easily.

UK Illegal Immigration Has to First Reach a Certain Level of Disruption

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You may wonder how bad a situation has to be until any action by a government takes place? Well, the truth is that successive governments have been nurturing illegal immigration into the UK for many political reasons, but there is one very specific reason that is the underlying factor for all of this chaotic mess.

Is immigration bad in the UK right now? Yes. Is anything of merit being done about the massive influx? No.

mass immigration ukThe situation is going to have to become a lot worse for any action to take place, the threat will have to be totally untenable. We’re talking illegal immigrants literally hanging off fucking streetlamps bad, we’re talking about no one being able to even enter a hospital let alone being able to be treated, we’re talking every spot of the country full to the brim of economic migrants all begging and stealing at the same time.

According to the engineers of this malaise, things aren’t that bad yet, so they’re just waiting, and waiting until it gets even worse than bad, but really fucking bad. You see, they could have stopped this nonsense years ago, but they did not, and it was all for a very good reason — ID cards, biometric markers, microchips. When you the population agree to that, then they will clean up the mass illegal immigration faster than a vindaloo goes through a pensioner. Never squander a crisis, especially one that you engineered yourself.

Here’s the solution they will say, and the populace, fed up to the back teeth, will practically beg them for a fucking barcode tattooed on their foreheads, or whatever system they will utilise. Yes, this technique will be used Europe wide, but the UK is always first in implementing these wonderful prohibitive matters because of its enclosed sandbox island status. The UK has always been a good testing ground for control techniques because it is a tiny enclosed space where people cannot easily escape, and those that do try to escape will not be able to leave unscathed after being reamed by the tax authorities first.

The key to mass immigration is that it is a very easily controllable element. By creating a vast overpopulation problem where crucial utilities are compromised, and crime increases at seemingly exponential rates, the engineers create a public outcry. People want a solution, they demand a solution — et voila, a solution is presented. Every person in the UK will have to be tagged with a mandatory method of identification, which will utilise tracking technology at all times, and include crucial biometric data regarding, employment, health records and citizen status will be incorporated. This solution will be touted as a clean solution to illegal immigration because there will be no way of being employed, and no way of completing a transaction without it. Illegal immigrants will stand out a mile, and will be rounded up sharpish. All licences for various things will be kept on these biometric devices. There will be no way to receive NHS treatment without it, and there will be no way to use any transport system without it either.

The solution to a situation deliberately engineered will be even worse than the original problem, but the population will beg for it, and gladly incorporate it into their lives. Until that moment of capitulation reaches a crescendo, the illegal immigration will continue, on and on.

Forget Brexit – Farage Nephew in Upskirtit Fiasco

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While his uncle Nigel is more concerned with things like Brexit, Joseph Farage, 31, seems to be more concerned with Upskirtit.

He’s been nicked by the rozzers after he admitted placing a mobile phone beneath a woman’s skirt without consent with the intention of capturing a bit of lurid scenery. For his efforts, he was ordered to pay £200 compensation and was fined £576.

Upskirting was made an offence in England and Wales six years ago. As things are going with Labour, Brexit will also be made into an offence soon as well.

Should Trump Pardon Imprisoned Policeman Derek Chauvin?

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We’re not going to go into the myriad of details about the wrongful arrest and imprisonment of Derek Chauvin, but in all reality, here was a man simply trying to do his job and was made a scapegoat. Evidence has come to light that the man trying to avoid arrest was seriously intoxicated with some heavy drugs that would have affected his ability to function. Sure, what Chauvin did during the arrest was not very nice, it was not pleasant, but police work is not pleasant, it’s kind of nasty.

An autopsy on George Floyd revealed that there were no medical findings that showed any injury to the vital structures of Mr. Floyd’s neck. There were no medical indications of asphyxia or strangulation, as were claimed in the politically motivated court case.

George Floyd, according to the official autopsy, was not murdered.

Chauvin’s sentence was certainly excessive and politically motivated, but unfortunately that is what happens when the cameras are rolling and Democrat politicians influence the court proceedings.

Legally, Trump could indeed pardon Derek Chauvin for his federal conviction related to violating Floyd’s civil rights, as the U.S. Constitution grants presidents authority over federal pardons. Chauvin’s wrongful state conviction for second-degree murder in Minnesota lies outside Trump’s reach, though, as it requires state-level action.

Keep taking the knee folks, nothing will be done, you don’t need to worry now.

Prepare For Almighty Woke Backlash to Trump Resumption of Sanity

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Anyone who has a modicum of sanity is going to have to prepare themselves for the woke backlash that will ensue after Donald Trump just tried to turn the woke tap off. Looking in from the outside and analysing the situation, much of America’s current system has been wokified for a number of years, and there are seriously delusional individuals who actually believe in the shit they have been indoctrinated with. Turning off the tap of wokism suddenly exposes these individuals to their own insanity and delusion, and this can cause some tears and an inevitable woke backlash.

Free ride’s over

Some woke institutions are now even changing the names of their DEI programs to Office of Collaboration to circumnavigate any Trump ruling. It may work, who knows? Is anyone monitoring this stuff?

Imagine being indoctrinated to think there are 2,459 genders when Trump comes along and says there are only two. How about the DEI officers tasked with creating intricate and inherently useless diversity and inclusion schemes costing millions of dollars, when they are told all funding just disappeared and they lost their made-up jobs? There goes your US taxpayer funded salary of $450,000 per year and your health benefits along with that huge pension they said they would pony up.

laid off deiThe schools in ‘sanctuary cities’ where some teachers are defying ICE when they come knocking to take away the illegal aliens, or the state workers defying orders to let go of the millions of illegal aliens within their cities, are all in serious trouble. It’s all going to play on the media networks as they’re all bawling their eyes out on camera trying to make Trump look like a monster.

Anyway, just prepare for the histrionics and virtue signal blubbing, with triggered woke people collectively crying into their phones and posting the shameful shit on social media on a constant basis.

Meanwhile, others will just look on in mild amusement at the entire sorry spectacle. Here’s to Merit, Qualifications and Ability. Let the fun continue with the utmost haste.