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Post-Lockdown World Has Not Changed One Bit

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Where are the flying cars, the eco domes and driverless e-vehicles taking citizens to their sustainable eco-homes replete with robot butlers and 3d printed dinners?

Instead, we still have fossil fuel vehicles clogging up motorways, and all the other shit that never changed whilst under lockdown. What happened to all those idealistic articles written in mainstream news media outlets about how we will never be the same again after coronavirus? People are still cunts. Celebrities still think they can preach to the lesser beings. Politicians are still useless, and the world is still full of useless eaters chomping away on their hoarded food. The programmed pursuit of consumerism and obsession with productivity denigrate the value of life itself: that of plants, that of animals, and that of a great number of human beings and their true creative and scientific potential of sustainable synthesis. It is solely the greed fuelled pursuit of economic profit that is killing every part of this earth, and the mindless slaves enabling this destruction, who follow blindly and without thought within the hive mind.

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There will be no idealistic technological future any time soon, as the idiots who dared to even think things will change for the better after coronavirus lockdown ended. For a start, coronavirus has not actually been defeated, and as the masses continue doing what they used to do, they will hopefully get the message soon enough that this fucking virus actually means it.

If people want to go out and infect themselves, they should be given applause, because at the end of the day, they are the ones risking their useless tax-slave lives for nothing.

You can clap all you want, it won’t make any difference, and you may soon end up on a ventilator surrounded by giggling nurses dancing to some horrid tik tok electronic shit music with vapid smiles and glazed soulless eyes as they happily turn on the gas and put you under for eternity.

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Whatever happens after the coronavirus, the debt you owe is still real, the credit card sharks and psychopath bankers still want your fucking payments, the rent man may come round with his goons to break your knee caps, the council tax has to be paid, the income tax is going to rise to pay for the lockdown, the utility bill shister thieves will raise their prices, and the system of debt will continue unabated.

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There was no cleansing apocalypse, the debt was not wiped; instead what have you got to show for your troubles apart from the same old shit that never changed. People are still living in mud huts in Africa, and every day millions of Chinese people are being born into the world adding to the billions already polluting the barely recovered atmosphere. In fact, get ready for the millions of Chinese tourists who spread the coronavirus in the first place to resume their Venetian holidays, and to ransack buffet services in hotels every fucking where again.

Kim Jong-un is still alive, and the Iranians are still smarting for a fight with the USA, along with the Chinese and the Russians. The Middle East is still in turmoil, and America now has a known debt of over 30 trillion dollars, along with the debt-ridden socialist UK.

Despite what any talking head on some conglomerate news network is ordered to say, nothing has changed. Things will only change when it really hurts, not some kind of month long holiday.

Creepy Uncle Joe Endorsed by Obama

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Former President Barack Obama emerged from political disgrace to endorse Creepy Joe R. Biden Jr. and urge the Democratic Party — including, explicitly, communist supporters of Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont — to unite behind its presumptive presidential nominee in the face of the coronavirus pandemic and evil spectre of Donald Trump getting a second fucking term.

“To meet the moment, the Democratic Party will have to be bold and vote for this creepy fuck,” Mr. Obama said. “I could not be prouder of the incredible progress towards engendering full on Marxism in the United States during my presidency. But if I were running today, I wouldn’t run the same race or have the same platform as I did in 2008. The world is different. People have somehow awoken from my imposed communist indoctrination. There’s too much unfinished Soviet business for us to just look backwards. We have to look to the future, to the progressive collectivist Marxist dream of complete Soviet Americanism.”

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After Creepy Joe nuzzled Obama’s neck, sniffing his curly hair with gusto, Obama continued to honour the Democrat Party’s only hope.

“Hmm, I appreciate your creepiness, Uncle Joe, you can also do the same to Michael later. As I was saying earlier, you, creepy as you are, are the only thing we got against Donald Trump in the next election, and you may be a stinking pervert who enjoys nothing better than to fondle young girls and boys, but we’re progressives, and believe whatever you are or do, you have a goddamn Satan given right to become President of the United States of America, especially in the name of communism, socialism and Marxism.”

Coronavirus Welcomes Humans Coming Back to Work and Schools

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There’s a very good reason why the UK has the highest death rate in Europe for the coronavirus. There was no proper lockdown in the first place, and to top it off, people did not wear proper masks when they ventured out.

This is why the virus survived very well, especially in the packed London Underground train carriages and other public transport. Over 100,000 flights from hotspots all over the globe land in Britain every week during the supposed lockdown, and all ports are open without any checks whatsoever.

Now the government plans to open schools on June 1, which will increase the spread of the virus as many children catch it, bringing it home without any visible symptoms and infect the rest of the family. The cycle will simply continue. Irresponsible, selfish parents who are pushing for schools to open are obviously ignorant to the current situation, and have little care for the welfare of their own kids or for teachers in schools.

The extent the second wave will affect the population cannot be estimated but pathetic distancing rules will do nothing in enclosed offices where the virus will swill around like a deadly airborne soup in the atmosphere, as it is pumped through the ventilation systems from room to room.

Just as the second wave of the 1918 Spanish Flu was deadlier than the first, even Imperial College projections reveal how just a 20% relaxing of the lockdown can prove deadly.

The coronavirus is waiting with eagerness for its second wave, and the idiots in government seem only too willing to feed the dragon a few more times.

Global Stock Markets Set For Next Leg Down

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As many countries naively try to open their businesses and schools up again, there will be a nasty surprise for many as the second wave of the virus bites through.

The clever people who trade know this, and this is why the futures market is factoring another leg down in the global markets on Monday morning.

It’s quite a rare thing for Mr. Buffet to panic, as he sells his airline holdings, coming from the king of buy and hold, this action alone needs to scare the living shit out of anyone still daring to hold any kind of equity apart from physical gold bullion bars.

It’s a shame Gordon Brown sold off all of the UK’s gold reserves when he was Chancellor, because now would have been a great time for some much needed cash for the country.

The coronavirus is not going away, and there will be wave after wave to contend with as different parts of the globe contend with different stages, and air traffic continues unabated.

Food stocks are already failing, crops are being dumped, and gallons of milk are being flushed into the gutter. Food distribution chains are barely functioning and in America, meat is now a rare commodity.

Global food shortages could lead to unrest, something the hierarchy do not want, because they know they are ultimately outnumbered if the whole shithouse goes up in flames. It would be almost too easy to upturn many governments already teetering on the edge, as it would only take a tiny catalyst to fire up the touch paper before the swarms invade the steps of all these parliaments where nothing seems to be solved.

If you are going to do something, do it fucking properly, otherwise don’t do it at all. This mantra relates to the lockdown, especially in the UK and the US which were tackled in a half-hearted haphazard way. This is why the UK and US have such high death rates, and because of their laissez-faire attitude to the coronavirus, they will reap the ill-gotten rewards for their failure.

All the while, China taunts the West, as it denies every accusation thrown at it regarding the coronavirus cover-up by the Chinese Communist Party in the early phases of the outbreak.

The Markets, naturally see all of this shit, because they’re not fucking dumb. Sell, sell, sell!

 

What Lockdown: 100,000 Flights into UK Per Week

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As we have mentioned in countless articles since the beginning of the so-called Great British lockdown, International flights are still coming into the UK by the shedload from global coronavirus hotspots. There are no checks at airports, and it is certain the COVID-19 virus is continuing its infection of the UK population who are still supposedly under lockdown.

It has only been this week that the government announced some sort of un-policed half-hearted quarantine measures for flights into the UK. Naturally this will not include the ports, where hundreds of thousands of people enter the UK weekly, or the rubber dinghies that come over from France holding refugees.

During the sunny weather period a week ago, lockdown seemed a distant memory for thousands of Brits who frequented the beaches, parks and streets to enjoy the sun, and it is certain the virus as well.

The M25 is back to its car park status, as millions of drivers get out and about to spread the virus in various shops and overcrowded scenic spots.

For the virus, this is a welcome respite, because it does not like it when there are no human bodies to infect.

As the idiots in Whitehall push for schools and businesses to re-open early, rest assured, coronavirus will continue its upward trajectory of infections with abject glee.

4 Proven Techniques to Investigate Anyone

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There are plenty of moments in life that you would wish you knew more about those around you. Maybe you are worried about a new neighbour who has moved in next door, or feeling anxious about hiring a new babysitter, or want to know more about someone your son has made friends with online.

Your worries and anxieties don’t come as a surprise when looking at all the media headlines about criminals, paedophiles, stalkers and countless other senseless activities taking place every day.

Violent crime recorded an increase of 19% last year while incidents of stalking and harassment have risen by an alarming rate of 41%. And according to the National Crime Agency, around 500 people are arrested every month due to some form of a child-related sexual offence.

Therefore, keeping an eye on any new acquaintances, whether it’s a new neighbour, colleague or babysitter, would be a smart and prudent step to ensure the safety of you and your loved ones.

So, how can you do some sleuthing like a professional to dig into the background of someone? Here are 4 simple and effective steps to help you uncover personal information of just about anyone the next time you are feeling worried.

1. Search engines – For an all-round basic search

google-485611_1280Search engines like Google and Bing should be your first go-to resource. But why use search engines? Because they are easily accessible, contain a massive curated source of online data, and best of all, they are free.

They can scan through trillions of pages to get you the most relevant information sources to your search within a split second. Google, for instance, crawls over 130 trillion web pages to find relevant content with an impressive speed under a second.

So if you have a name and any other piece of information of the person whose background you want to unearth, simply type it in and click search. You can even select the time period you want to search for, set a specific region to limit your findings, do a voice search or even carry out a reverse image lookup using most search engines. And this can help you uncover your subject’s online footprint, such as the social platforms they are active on, any published news media, blogs, businesses, and the likes with any type of reference to them. This data would be useful to further your search and could link you to more information to pursue.

2. People search tool – Dive deep into personal information

Once you have carried out a basic Google search, you can next turn to a people searchbinoculars-1209011_1280 tool. And what’s so special about them? Depending on which tool you use, they can become a fast, accurate, and reliable resource to help you with your investigative work.

The larger people search sites will have more extensive databases and can provide more in-depth and specific information that would otherwise be difficult for you to access easily. Nuwber, for instance, can get you access to personal and confidential information such as the person’s financial status including assets, mortgages, loans and bankruptcies, as well as any criminal records, arrest warrants, court cases and even traffic violations. You can also get access to details about their friends, closest family members and associates, which could be useful to uncover more details. And depending on what type of information you already hold, they can also help you perform reverse searches using an address, contact number or an email address.

3. Social media – Dig into their personality, character and values

Your search engine and background checking tools would have now provided you with details of social media platforms your subject is associated with. And these should be your next source of information. But why browse social media profiles? It’s because they can help you dig up a different set of information to what you have already uncovered from search engines and people search tools.

First of all, social media is a great way to explore and understand someone’s interests, preferences and taste. You can determine this from the way they manage their profile pages, the type of content they share and like, their comments, and the type of people they regularly associate with online.

This could give you some useful insights into their personality, character and values. However, keep in mind that people could also project bloated self-images on social media. But no one is perfect, and they are bound to slip out some clues every now and then. And you can detect these if you keep a lookout for any inconsistent or contradicting content across their various social profiles.

In addition, you can also discover some often obscure information through the visual content they share on social media. For instance, pictures could provide you with clues to their friends and colleagues or places they frequently visit. You can also carry out reverse image searches using the Google image search tool.

4. Your network – Get personal with your search

The sleuthing you have done so far would have helped you unearth details about personal information, personality and characteristics of the individual you are investigating. Now you need to go over each piece of detail and try to tie them in so that you can discover some common connection.

Every person is tied into several networks they associate with and you would be surprised how these could intertwine with your own. It could be a gym or a pub they have visited, the companies they have worked in, the school or university they have attended, professional organisations they are associated with, or their friends, family or neighbours.

Photos with friends or a post comment referring to their school days could all provide clues for you to find the connections. And there’s a good chance that these could lead you to someone in your own network of friends, family, colleagues or any other associates. And why is that important? Because it’s the most reliable way to seek opinions and general impressions about a person.

So, there you have it. Use these proven techniques to dive deep into someone’s background if you are in the mood to do some detective work of your own. They can get you access to enough background information of anyone, quickly and easily, with reliable data.

Rules NFL Cheerleaders Have to Follow

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On screen, NFL cheerleaders are the happy squad. They make sure that they are always happy, smiling and looking on point, if we may add. However, all this comes at a pretty hefty cost, and we don’t mean their salaries.

NFL cheerleaders earn at least £6 ($10) an hour which can amount to a lot of money if you are playing real money online casino (casino en ligne) bets. However, when compared to the NFL players millions, the cheerleaders get peanuts.

Below, we shall look at some of the very strict rules that NFL cheerleaders have to adhere to or risk losing their job.

 

NFL Cheerleader Rules

1. Avoid public makeup touch ups.
2. Always stay standing during NFL unless when official requests are made for them to sit down.
3. Pose for the team calendars and sell them.
4. Avoid mentioning the teams that they cheer for.
5. Always be ready to work.
6. Submit to authority at all times.
7. Talk in certain way i.e. refrain from slang, gossip and some other controversial topics.
8. Always look and be their best at anytime of the day.
9. Hide all tattoos with makeup and also refrain from showing any piercings.
10. No drastic appearance changes i.e. no hair colouring or cutting.
11. No eating while in their uniforms.
12. Always maintain personal hygiene.
13. Mind their weight. Should a cheerleader gain weight, she can be suspended.
14. No wearing undergarments as some of their uniforms can be quite revealing.
15. Take extra care of themselves i.e. teeth need to be white at all times, and tan should be of an acceptable colour.
16. Mind what they post on social media.
17. Keep their distance from the players. No relationships with player whatsoever, even on social media.
18. Take off the uniform after the game.
19. Buy their own uniform/s.
20. Follow a strict dress code even when they are not on duty.

Now that you have read the above rules, next time when you visit casinos online and sports betting sites, you will know that rules also apply.

Five Exciting Ways To Keep Yourself Occupied During Lockdown

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While lockdown has presented the good in many as we all look to take care of one another, it’s also been a time of severe boredom for most of us.

With hours upon hours to kill, we’ve seen all manner of inventive ways to stay occupied. But you don’t necessarily need to be creative to gleam a little bit of enjoyment from this situation.

No, you can throw yourself into all manner of activities and take just as much enjoyment as you would heading to a sports match, or spending an hour in the pub.

If you’re looking for a simple, but exciting way to pass the time, then we’re here to help and below you’ll find five excellent ways to keep yourself occupied…

Become A Fitness Freak!!

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Maybe a little extreme, but there are plenty of opportunities to get fitter and healthier, all from the comfort of your own home.

While cycling, running and walking are ideal outdoor activities, you can enjoy Joe Wicks’ daily workout in front of the television, or take up one of the many yoga streams that are now available.

Many comedians have joked about how we’ll be the fittest nation ever with thousands out and about on their bikes, but it really is an opportunity to take the time to look after yourself.

Brush Up On Your DIY

construction-workers-921224_1280Got problems around the house that you’ve never got around to fixing? Well why not get to work and bring your home into good shape, whether it be painting your fences or fixing up the cupboard doors which have been hanging off the hinges for months.

You can get out in the garden and get it ready for the summer months, or even completely rethink the layout of your rooms.

For those thinking of selling their home, it’s the ideal time to get these things sorted and boost your home’s saleability once the market begins to pick back up.

Learn A Language

dictionary-2317654_1280If you’re like us, then you’ve probably been daydreaming about your next holiday. Heck, we all deserve one!

So why not think about where you want to visit and do your research too by learning the language.

Picking up the basics of a language can not only be a useful skill for travelling but also can be great for work too and boost your chances of employment in a number of roles.

Apps such as Duolingo can be the perfect starting place for a number of languages from French and Italian, to Spanish, Portuguese and more.

Get Into Esports

xbox-4142756_1280While sport around the world is on hold, one variation is well and truly thriving – Esports!

Many of us have taken to video gaming since lockdown, and while it’s great playing, it’s brilliant to watch the very best go head to head too.

Games such as FIFA, Call of Duty and League of Legends have regular tournaments with players all over the world taking part to win millions in prize money.

Not only can you stream the action online, you can also bet on Esports too, with many bookmakers offering odds, just as they would for the weekend’s football! It’s the ideal replacement during these unprecedented times.

Practice Your Cooking

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For many of us, it’s a completely new way of life at the moment. We’ve gone from living at 100mph and having to eat quick-fix meals or ready meals to having the time to take care and pride in our cooking.

Why not take down the cookery book off your shelf, which you’ve not looked at since getting it for Christmas and start considering some of the recipes? It could take you to the next level with your cooking, as well as introduce new flavours and new staple dishes to your menu!

You can also find tons of great food recipes online, so why not spend a few hours and treat yourself to a dish full of love and attention?

Zuckerberg Not Affected by Coronavirus Pandemic

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“I’m immune to coronavirus,” Zuckerberg says tapping his hard forehead which sounds like a piece of plastic tubing.

As Facebook goes from strength to strength during the virus pandemic with its stock price shooting upwards, its CEO, Zuckerberg is now fully integrated into the company, much to the chagrin of rebel shareholders who have tried to oust him countless times.

Zuckerberg does not sleep. He is plugged into the network 24/7 and some people question if he is human any more.

“He never laughs, and he never sleeps. No one has ever seen the guy eat food. He’s literally like a robot, he can compute complex algorithms in seconds, and has an interface built into the back of his neck,” one Facebook insider claims.

When staffers see Zuckerberg walking the halls, they immediately step aside and try to make themselves look useful.

“You know that scene in the first Terminator movie when Schwarzenegger takes the cop car and is going ‘Westbound on Olympic”, scanning the area in a menacing manner, that’s Zuckerberg. You better make yourself look like you’re doing something, or he will zone in on you. His eyes, they got no soul in there, like fuckin’ shark eyes,” another employee revealed.

In an Ideal World – Post Coronavirus Dreams

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The coronavirus pandemic will last for more than two years, and there is no way to colour it any other way. To effect real change global technologically developed governments need to work to utilise this time under coronavirus lockdown to plan for a new future.

Developed nations need to eradicate fossil fuel using vehicles, and completely integrate electric vehicles.

Schools should only teach pupils from home through other interfaces, eventually when the technology is in place in the future pupils will be able to download knowledge directly.

Most businesses are unnecessary, and only core companies will survive, although the next step will ensure each global zone is fully sustainable in its own right, and if cut off from other zones due to any disaster or virus, would survive with no problem.

Most politicians and parliaments have been shown to be irrelevant during the pandemic, and this is why governments must think of a slimmed down state, and to relieve most MPs from their posts. In Britain, the House of Lords is completely useless and should be dissolved immediately.

If the population is reduced sufficiently, maybe a universal basic income scheme can be introduced for every citizen, however this can only be introduced if the numbers are in the right sweet spot. Post virus, there may even be room to introduce a managed breeding program, where births are regulated at a sustainable level.

The whole economic facade, the capitalist system and Keynesian technique must be overhauled, as well as globalist networks must have definitive points where connections can be cut in times of upheaval. Circuit breakers withstanding, stock markets are now algo nightmares that must be tamed, through careful regulation.

The West must counteract the globe’s rogue nations by reintroducing the compulsory military draft.

The developed Western nations must remove their reliance on communist China, because if they do not, they will eventually fall prey to their increasing demands. China, due to its use of coronavirus as an economic weapon, must be completely removed from the International community and extreme economic sanctions put in place. In effect, China must be taken back to the dark ages where it belongs, and if the West does not make it a pariah state, the West will not survive what China has planned. The West must remove China’s military capabilities, or they will eventually attack. Russia will also hold an existential threat to the West, especially with their military.

The next pandemic could be a genetically created one targeting certain races, or populations, as China has already shown with the devastating effects of COVID-19, there is always the threat that either they or some other rogue nation may develop another deadly pathogen targeted for certain gene maps.

Contrary to the denizens of liberal policy, the West must shut its borders to the Third World and other lesser developing nations. This fortress mentality will be the only way to preserve and survive in the future, as well as increase technologically. The West also needs to develop defence systems that cannot be breached, and offence systems that cannot be defended against. These weapons will ensure the subservience of the lesser nations, and stop all thought of warfare.

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