Residents brought out the tiniest violin ever seen to play as the city’s municipal department cleared up all the various bits of bric-a-brac and turds in the area.
“Cleaning up the raw human faeces and needles is a thankless task but someone has to do it,” a disgruntled worker wearing a Hazmat suit and gas mask said whilst looking over a huge steaming turd nestled on the road.
As the hours went by of the clean-up, all there could be heard was a whining, and crying sound as some of the CHOPPERS were summarily arrested for blocking the workers.
Seattle-CHOP -Finally ..Actions have consequences .. crying snowflakes pic.twitter.com/r0P73H16yv
— Ruthann (@TeaBoots) July 1, 2020
It comes as no surprise that CHOP ended up like every other Marxist experiment, and finally, the poor downtrodden residents of the area can now walk in their neighbourhood without fear of violence, rape or death.
BREAKING: Seattle resident says he felt held hostage by Antifa, abandoned by city leaders pic.twitter.com/LYKbMm9K6W
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) July 1, 2020