If you go to X, TikTok, Bluesky, pretty much all you see are Democrats with nose rings bleating about a civil war this, a civil war that. The Democrats through groups like ANTIFA seem to really want to create a chaotic civil war, but the thing is, it would be over in less than a day.
All anyone needs to defeat the Democrats is a very simple natural solution. Yes, you read that correctly.
Professor Antonio Remus Jenkem, from the Science Faculty of Balltown University, Iowa, has come up with an ingenious plan that could work in de-escalating the situation if it arises.
“It’s easy. No mess, no brains splattered all over the roads, or bullet holes everywhere. You see this (picks up a magnet) well, all we need are very powerful magnets to go through Democrat areas and their nose rings will do the rest. We collect all the Democrats in each area, put ’em in a truck and take those nose ringed motherfuckers to holding pens where we chain those fuckers up nose ring to nose ring. Problem solved. Okay, give me another problem to solve, I’m on a roll here!”
It is estimated however that some areas of the United States would need thousands of industrial strength magnets, areas like Portland, Oregon, and parts of California.
“I factored in Portland, Oregon. Don’t worry, I got this thang — covered all the bases. Cranes with car magnets, we would have thousands of them converge on Portland. You’d see those fuckers flying up one by one as if the Rapture just happened. Each industrial car magnet could hold at least 5,000 of them, hanging by their nose rings. Maybe a day’s work, no sweat.”
In San Francisco, many men have cock rings as well as nose rings, would that be a problem for the professor’s plans?
“Hell no! Let ’em hang by their whatever’s whatever end, maybe both ends at the same time. The magnet does not discriminate, it just attracts those metal rings.”
Wow! Who woulda thunk it! Magnetism! It works!
As much as I love women it is the far-leftist women in our society who are pushing for things like open borders and other crazy communist stuff. Trump needs to revoke the right for women to vote in the United States because it is these women who are messing up our nation.
Portland is one of the worst places to ever find yourself. I was there in June. I thought I was going to die from the smell of feces and the trash on the street. Every corner they got tents and garbage people poo on the sidewalk and they got these zombies bending over stumbling around on fentanyl and xylo. Many of the shops and local businesses are out of business or on the way out. Shoplifting it’s legal in Portland the dems put a law down that noone can be arrested if you steal less than$600. Cops do not do anything and if you need a paramedic or a fire truck your sh=t out of luck.
How about running 50,000 volts through their noserings? Might put some sense into them.
I appreciate the balanced view — you didn’t oversell the solution.