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The Global Woke Communist Agenda of USAID is Tip of the Iceberg

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The Global Woke Communist Agenda of USAID is Tip of the Iceberg

Under the Obama and Biden administrations, the global Woke communist campaign brought the world to the brink of an agenda so nefarious that it may take literally generations and decades for many nations to recover. USAID was one of the tools utilised to forward the global woke communist offensive, funded unwittingly by the U.S. taxpayers.

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Things are moving forward in America now thankfully for the American people with the Trump presidency, but unfortunately in the UK, the deranged administration of Keir Starmer is doubling down on their woke Marxist manifesto of madness, as are the EU. The European Union depended heavily on USAID but will now have to pay for their own propaganda.

One thing is for certain, some people got very fucking rich from the amount of U.S. taxpayer USAID dough flying around.

Some USAID recipients for 2023-2024:

$260 million – George Soros — (Open Society Foundations)

$85 million – Chelsea Clinton Foundation

$68 million – World Economic Forum (WEF)

$159 million – 106 climate resilient schools in Sindh (Corrupt officials and ministers siphoned off the funds)

$15 million – Condom distribution in Afghanistan

$100 million – Feminist ideology training for Afghan women – Afghanistan

$1.5 million – Serbia’s “Grupa Izadji,” which is a pro-LGBTQ group

$446,700 to promote the expansion of atheism in Nepal

$20,600 for a drag show in Ecuador

$47,020 for a transgender opera in Colombia

$32,000 for an LGBTQ-centered comic book in Peru

$3,315,446 for “being LGBTQ in the Caribbean”

$3.2 million to help Tunisian migrants readjust to life in Tunisia after deportation

$16,500 to foster a “united and equal queer-feminist discourse in Albanian society”

$39,652 to host seminars at the Edinburgh International Book Festival on gender identity and racial equality

$2.5 million to build electric vehicle charging stations in Vietnam’s largest cities

$425,622 to help Indonesian coffee companies become more climate and gender friendly

$70,000 – Ireland – a musical that “deliver[s] a live musical event to promote the U.S. and Irish shared values of diversity, equity, inclusion, and accessibility.”

$10 million – funded meals were sent to an Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group Al-Nusrah Front (ANF)

$60 million to Black Lives Matter (BLM)

$100 million to improve irrigation practices for Afghan poppy farmers

$20 million for “Ahlan Simsim” an Iraqi Sesame Street TV show

$2 million for Moroccan pottery classes

$11 million to tell Vietnam to stop burning rubbish waste

$27 million to give gift bags to illegals at the U.S. Southern border crossing

$300 million on an unused Afghani power plant

$200 million on an unused Afghani dam

$250 million on an unused Afghani road

$7.9 million to teach Sri Lankan journalists how to avoid “binary-gendered language”

$2 million for sex changes and LGBTQ activism in Guatemala

$1.1 million to an Armenian LGBTQ group

$1.5 million to promote LGBTQ advocacy in Jamaica

$2 million to promote LGBTQ equality through entrepreneurship in Latin America

$3.9 million for LGBTQ causes in the Western Balkans

$5.5 million for LGBTQ activism in Uganda

$6 million for advancing LGBTQ issues in priority countries around the world

$6.3 million for men who have sex with men in South Africa

$25 million for Deloitte to promote “green transportation” in Georgia

$6 million to transform digital spaces to reflect feminist democratic principles

$1.3 million to Arab and Jewish photographers

$8.3 million for “USAID Education: Equity and Inclusion”

$4.5 million to combat disinformation in Kazakhstan

$6 million supporting tourism in Egypt

$50 million to the Wuhan Laboratory to research and engineer Covid bat viruses

£2.6 million to the BBC

$8m ($7.72m) on subscriptions to Politico Pro output

Etc., etc …

The Democrat Party through USAID funded thousands of news outlets to provide “balanced journalism”

The massive censorship of global media was pushed by the Democrat Party under Obama and Biden, who effectively controlled all media forcing a far-left communist narrative. The Daily Squib noticed a shift in 2013 when our website was nearly wiped off the internet.

Speaking at the 2024 Davos event, IN’s CEO argued that global advertisers should give preference to spending ad dollars on “good news.” In other words, this would pressure companies to spend exclusively on far-left corporate media outlets while ensuring they slash ad spending on alternative media websites that do not promote state propaganda.

USAID has pushed nearly half a billion dollars ($472.6m) through a secretive US government financed NGO, “Internews Network” (IN), which has “worked with” 4,291 media outlets, producing in one year 4,799 hours of broadcasts reaching up to 778 million people and “training” over 9000 journalists (2023 figures). IN has also supported social media censorship initiatives.

The operation claims “offices” in over 30 countries, including main offices in US, London, Paris and regional HQs in Kiev, Bangkok and Nairobi. It is headed up by Jeanne Bourgault, who pays herself $451k a year. Bourgault worked out of the US embassy in Moscow during the early 1990s, where she was in charge of a $250m budget, and in other revolts or conflicts at critical times, before formally rotating out of six years at USAID to IN.

Bourgault’s IN bio and those of its other key people and board members have been recently scrubbed from its website but remain accessible at http://archive.org. Records show the board being co-chaired by Democrat securocrat Richard J. Kessler and Simone Otus Coxe, wife of NVIDIA billionaire Trench Coxe, both major Democratic donors. In 2023, supported by Hillary Clinton, Bourgault launched a $10m IN fund at the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI). The IN page showing a picture of Bourgault at the CGI has also been deleted.

IN has at least six captive subsidiaries under unrelated names, including one based out of the Cayman Islands. Since 2008, when electronic records begin, more than 95% of IN’s budget has been supplied by the US government (US TAXPAYERS).

Thanks to Wikileaks for the investigation.

Woman With Designer Vagina Given Award For Best Vagina Design

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Woman With Designer Vagina Given Award For Best Vagina Design

A woman with a designer vagina has been given this year’s award for the best vagina design, it has been reported.

Shirley Metcalf, 23, from Frimlington On Sea, was given the prestigious award for her particularly well-designed designer vagina; which is a cosmetic surgery procedure that is all the rage at the moment.

Heaven’s gateway

“Yes, yes, we’ve seen and analysed many vaginas over the past year, but this one in particular had all the immaculate yoni mandorla design qualities we were looking for. What stood out for us was the perfectly trimmed and manicured undercarriage, and the subtle serenity to the trim. The aspect ratio was just right, as well as the juxtaposition of elemental Fibonacci shapes and nuances in tightness within the exquisite, majestic sugar walls. I myself had a test run, and it was as tight and smooth as any drive in a Mercedes-Benz S550e.”

The award ceremony for this year’s best designer vagina went well, although the hall where it was held seemed to be besieged by a deep musty, pungent yet sweet fragrance afterwards. Many of the attendees and vagina experts were seen constantly wiping their glasses from the steam.

Mississippi Giving $1000 Reward to Bounty Hunters For Illegal Alien Deportations

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Mississippi Giving $1000 Reward to Bounty Hunters For Illegal Alien Deportations

The proposed bill would offer a $1,000 reward to registered bounty hunters for each successful deportation they help facilitate. This reward, funded by the general assembly and administered by the state treasurer, is intended to encourage collaboration between law enforcement and private citizens in identifying individuals unlawfully residing in Mississippi, thereby assisting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in their removal efforts.

Mississippi’s House Bill 1484 proposes the creation of a hotline where people can report immigrants in the country illegally. Reports that result in arrest and imprisonment are eligible for a $1,000 reward. Separately, the bill proposes the creation of the “Mississippi Illegal Alien Certified Bounty Hunter Program” through which the state government can license “bounty hunters” to “find and detain illegal aliens.”

Bounty hunters from many neigbouring states are now rushing to Mississippi to see if they can be included in the program. If other states adopt the same program, the problem of illegal immigration could be solved in less than six months purely on the monetary incentives.

As of today’s report, the bill has not passed yet, but due to the urgency and magnitude of the illegal alien problem in the United States, and the Trump administration putting such importance on the issue, the bill is set to pass very soon.

“If you round up ten of them a day, that’s like ten grand a day. That’s good money right there!” one of the registered bounty hunters revealed.

Preparations For Massive US Military Base in Gaza Already Underfoot

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Preparations For Massive US Military Base in Gaza Already Underfoot

The new US military base proposed for Gaza will be vast and include airstrips as well as barracks for thousands of troops, and it’s all thanks to Hamas who have effectively gifted this opportunity to the Americans.

“Hamas were played real good. They fell into the trap, and have now lost Gaza for good, for the Palestinian people. It is sad to say for the Palestinians, they should have never accepted Hamas as their overlords who sent them into destruction,” a commentator revealed on Wednesday.

The US military base will not only serve as a key staging post for US interests in the region but will also protect the newly developed luxury holiday resort of Gaza on the Sea when it is constructed. Trump will now use the Gaza pier port which was built by Joe Biden for $230 million for Gaza aid to Palestinians as a major unloading terminal for building materials and construction equipment. The temporary port will then be adapted to a permanent one.

As the Arab world stood by and watched, changes were made in the Middle East that will forever seal its fate, and the Iranian and Hezbollah regimes are now solidly on the back foot, along with the Russians and Chinese.

It seems this was the plan all along, and it worked a treat for America and Israel.

TRUMP: “Things are going to change in Gaza – the new Middle East riviera”

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TRUMP: “Things are going to change in Gaza – the new Middle East riviera”

Golf courses, yacht clubs, luxury condos and all the best brands for shopping. The nightclubs at night will be bristling with joyous patrons, and the bijoux restaurants lining the bejewelled streets jammed with diners eager to empty their credit cards. Gaza is going to change, and change for the better, says Trump. The Gaza Strip is going to be one of the most exclusive luxurious places in the world — the new Middle East Riviera.

Après-dîner of the finest French cuisine embellished with little Middle Eastern touches, it’s off to one of the many casinos for a little baccarat or roulette, or maybe one of those monster slot machines with million dollar payouts.

This beautiful new Middle East Riviera paradise is the epitome of style, money and class where the glitterati assemble over the bones of the dead. So, they’re dead, everybody fucking dies, might as well enjoy life to the full while you can. Fill yer boots, go in balls deep, and love every moment of life, instead of celebrating death and misery like some people did in the past.

Later on, it’s off to a few private parties in some of the most opulent apartments and penthouses on the Gaza Strip, right next to the glistening edifice of the golden Trump Tower and a 40-foot golden statue of Trump himself. The Ferraris, Porsches and Lamborghinis flood the streets, the valets busy bees with a lot of parking to do.

It’s safe here, no bombs, no terrorists, just beautiful people and a lot of gold taps and champagne.

 

Starmer’s Voice Coach Revealed

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Starmer’s Voice Coach Revealed

Hello, good morning, good afternoon and good evening. We can now disclose the identity of the voice coach that has been coaching Keir Starmer for the past five years, including during the heavily controlled Covid lockdown period.

His name is Arlax, a Dalek from the planet Skaro. Arlax takes his orders from his supreme leader, a guy called Davros, and he passes down his training on to Keir Starmer.

Exterminate! Exterminate!

It has not been easy being the voice coach for Starmer, simply because his voice is already extremely annoying and nasal, and robotic.

“When I first heard my client Starmer speak, I myself had to cringe. I myself have an extremely annoying voice as well, but his was particularly annoying! Exterminate! Exterminate! Extermin-a…”

 

 

Trump Begins Deportation of 200 Indians Back to India

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Trump Begins Deportation of 200 Indians Back to India

The Trump mass deportation initiative is well underway with the deportation of 200 illegal Indians back to India in a C-17 plane. There are estimated to be approximately 19,000 illegal Indians in the U.S. currently that are known, but the numbers are always speculative.

More efficiency needed

These are expensive flights, and one wonders if the Trump administration could cut costs by shipping them in cargo ships instead?

To ship the migrants in a cargo ship would be the optimal cheaper option, and more illegal migrants could be accommodated at once.

Logistically speaking, a supertanker could easily hold 12,000–20,000 people, however there could be a problem in converting the ships to hold passengers as they are primarily designed only for non-human cargo but with a little ingenuity it could be done.

Additionally, specialist camps would have to be built near the ports so that the illegal aliens could be held en masse before being deported on the waiting tankers to their final destination. Yes, this would involve some cost and logistical planning, but it would literally save billions in costs, because shipping illegals by the 200 in military aircraft is hugely expensive and time-consuming, especially to destinations like India.

If Trump wants to get serious, he’s going to have to up his game because these are rookie numbers he’s dealing with here. He needs to build holding camps ASAP. He needs to acquire and retrofit ships. He needs to mobilise street by street search squads and detain illegals with trucks. Otherwise, 200 here, 200 there, is purely a symbolic gesture for the cameras, it’s like a drop in the ocean. Remember, there are an estimated 22 million illegal aliens in the USA right now.

TRUMP THIRD TERM: Four Years Not Enough to Undo Biden Damage

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TRUMP THIRD TERM: Four Years Not Enough to Undo Biden Damage

There has to be a way for President Donald J. Trump to go for a third term in office. The amount of work that needs to be done to America to fix the terrible damage will take more than four years to complete, and if the people want another Trump term, he should be allowed to complete his work for the sake of the nation.

The 22nd Amendment was ratified in 1951 in response to Franklin Roosevelt’s four-term presidency. Before Roosevelt, no president had ever run for reelection after serving two terms — a norm that dated back to George Washington. Some could say that Barack Obama effectively had a third term when Joe Biden was supposedly voted in to office in 2020 despite being clinically senile. It was the Obama administration that conducted much of the operations during the four-year nightmare.

The good news is that Trump was elected as president for non-consecutive terms, therefore technically speaking, the 22nd Amendment could be altered to take this fact into account, and he could put himself forward for another election as a de facto second (third) term. The downside to this would be that Trump would be 82 years old by the end of his current four-year term, and his general health and mental state could have deteriorated by then.

De-woking the United States is going to be one hell of a task, and Trump is pretty much the only candidate at the moment capable of such an enormous commitment. Hopefully, the 22nd Amendment can be tweaked and adjusted for the sake of the great United States.

The Final Countdown – China Building Military Command Centre 10X Bigger Than Pentagon

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The Final Countdown – China Building Military Command Centre 10X Bigger Than Pentagon

China appears to be preparing for a potential global conflict with the West, as it constructs what could become the world’s largest military command centre—far surpassing the size of the U.S. Pentagon. The massive complex, located about 20 miles southwest of Beijing, is a key element in China’s aggressive military expansion.

china pla war room 2Satellite images analysed by U.S. intelligence reveal a sprawling 1,500-acre facility, informally referred to as “Beijing Military City.” Photos from Planet Labs show extensive excavation efforts, with over 100 cranes in operation. Analysts suggest the site features heavily fortified underground bunkers capable of withstanding high-impact munitions, including U.S. “bunker buster” bombs, signalling that China is preparing for sustained warfare.

china pla war room 3The facility is expected to replace the ageing Western Hills command centre, a Cold War-era bunker used by China’s top military brass. The project aligns with President Xi Jinping’s ambitious goal of achieving full military modernisation by 2027—a timeline that has heightened Western fears of impending Chinese aggression, particularly against Taiwan. Thanks to using the West as a stepping stone to get rich, and stealing vast amounts of military and technical data over decades of espionage, China is almost ready. Remember, every penny the West gives to China will be used against the West by China. Decades of globalist trade using China as the West’s factory only surmounts to the West’s own destruction.

China is also bolstering its nuclear arsenal at an alarming rate. The Stockholm International Peace Research Institute reported that China had 500 nuclear warheads as of January 2024, while Pentagon estimates predict an expansion to 1,500 warheads by 2035. This build-up includes advanced nuclear-powered submarines, strategic bombers, and hypersonic weapons, all aimed at challenging Western military superiority.

Despite clear evidence of large-scale military development, Beijing has remained silent on the facility’s true purpose. Access to the area is tightly restricted, with drone flights and hiking trails shut down to prevent outside observation. While China insists its military build-up is defensive, the sheer scale of this new command centre, combined with its rapid nuclear expansion, strongly suggests that the nation is gearing up for a potential global confrontation with the West very soon.

Black Man Displays His New White Slave to Onlookers

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Black Man Displays His New White Slave to Onlookers

A black man proudly displayed his new female white slave yesterday to onlookers at an American meat market.

The female white slave displayed her attributes to the assembled crowds as her black slave master stood beside her.

At one point, the slave owner opened her mouth to show the crowd the condition of her teeth.

“Yo! I gots me this slave at the market lak a month ago ‘n’ shiiet. It’s super chill nigga, kinda slow inda head, so it just does whatever I aks it to do. Honestly, it nice havin’ one none too smart, just a bit less than me. I is landed now fo sho! I is now own a white slave! Powah to blacks! Check it out, I can make it balance on one leg or take the knee ‘n’ do all kinds of shiiet.”

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