A woman with a designer vagina has been given this year’s award for the best vagina design, it has been reported.
Shirley Metcalf, 23, from Frimlington On Sea, was given the prestigious award for her particularly well-designed designer vagina; which is a cosmetic surgery procedure that is all the rage at the moment.
Heaven’s gateway
“Yes, yes, we’ve seen and analysed many vaginas over the past year, but this one in particular had all the immaculate yoni mandorla design qualities we were looking for. What stood out for us was the perfectly trimmed and manicured undercarriage, and the subtle serenity to the trim. The aspect ratio was just right, as well as the juxtaposition of elemental Fibonacci shapes and nuances in tightness within the exquisite, majestic sugar walls. I myself had a test run, and it was as tight and smooth as any drive in a Mercedes-Benz S550e.”
The award ceremony for this year’s best designer vagina went well, although the hall where it was held seemed to be besieged by a deep musty, pungent yet sweet fragrance afterwards. Many of the attendees and vagina experts were seen constantly wiping their glasses from the steam.
As a transgender woman I want to ask anyone who knows if my penis can get designed? Like I want it to be smaller because it is 10 inches long.
Why do women do these things to themselves i seriously think its awful
Do they mess with the depth of the vag?
Ye got him a good slave how wit dat biatch. He need hold on to her and restrictize her abilitez to git a lawyer.
I heard Katie Price has a designer vagina but you can still fit a baby elephant in there.
Vanity sucks ppl
Why don’t she come to my local Walmart in Fort Lauderdale?
There’s not much news about Ye at the moment its like a news blackout.
I want to get a designer vagina but I was born a biological male. How can i get one too. I like the idea alot!
I have designer nipples. I got them from a surgery in Argentina. My nipples never go soft and it gets me a ttention at the beaches all the time.
Can anyone tell me some good surgeons in the Dallas area?
The only designer of a vagina shld be God.
Whut about a designer nipples? My nipples have large round bits and they get so hard when I am excited or its cold I wish they would not get so damn hard n all
My wifes one looks like doner kebab left out in the sun for 2 days
Wot happens if the design aint so good like it bad designer?
hi i just got back from turkey and i got a designer vagina. im really really chuffed with it
I bought a designer vagina in turkey and now ive got a designer anus
Yeh but is her cameltoe as big as Kamala’s kameltoe?
Why do women get all this designer body parts. Why can’t I get a designer weiner?
Undercarriage? WTF?!?!?
What do they do exactly like what’s the process?
What ever happened with ppl being happy with what they have all of this BS is just a waste of money and is ridiculous.
mY WIFE’S ONE IS SO BIG YOU CLD FIT A BUICK IN THERE AND STILL HAVE ROOM. I TRY TO CONVINCE HER TO GET A DESIGNER OP ON IT BUT SHE REFUSES WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Everything’s gotta be designer these days I really don’t get it even pu$$ies.
What are you suggesting with the photo of the church there I don’t get it.
I bought one of my girlfriends a designer vagina for her 30th Birthday. She had some flaps that were pretty pretty big I never minded but she wanted it clean so anyway they pruned it all up and tightened her up as a bonus. We can’t be more happy with the result. In fact she’s so tight now I have to use extra lube just for entry. Her ass is loose though. Might have to get her a designer ass hole too.
I have a loose arsehole. I was in Pentonville for 2 years and I had a hard time there. Would not wish it upon anyone.
F off troll.
Wot bout designer azzholes I heard Elton John has one cuz he had a prolapse
Possibly the best advert for a Merc I’ve ever seen,
German engineering is truly the best in the world. No one can get close.
Bet the operation was done on the NHS.