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Trade War? “Hey, don’t take this personally, it’s only business!”

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Trade War? “Hey, don’t take this personally, it’s only business!”

Imagine the French forced to eat chlorinated American chicken, or vast hormone steaks? Well, it could happen, although knowing the French, they would rather starve than go to such extremes of culinary suicide. Quel scandale! Trump is precipitating a trade war with America’s so-called allies, but seriously, were they really allies? When it comes to business, there are no allies, and this time, Trump is going to war for the USA’s interests, so don’t take it personally.

SWAMP CLEAN & TRADE WAR

There will be a little pain on the way, so buckle up. The yella dumbfucks who run the markets always get the frights when such things happen and sell, sell, sell. Let ’em sell, everything is cyclical, of course. Food prices and all the other stuff will increase in price, oh well, you may have to forego that cheap Chinese junk made from substandard materials that will break in a day or so after a little use. It all funded the vast Chinese military machine anyway, which will be used against the West eventually. Sombreros up, maple syrup up, all of the other stuff up.

Here are some historical tariffs Canada already hits America with:

  • Milk: 270%
  • Cheese: 245%
  • Butter: 298%
  • Chicken: 238%
  • Sausages: 69.9%
  • Barley seed: 57.8%
  • Bovine/meat: 26.5%
  • Cars: 25%
  • HVAC: 45%
  • Vacuums: 35%
  • Cable boxes: 35%
  • TVs: 45%
  • Steel: 25%
  • Aluminium: 45%
  • Copper: 48%

The US is currently one of the EU’s largest trading partners, with a 19.7% export share and 13.7% imports.

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There are some big changes afoot, and the protectionist EU racket may take some hits, and throw some economic bullets towards the USA as well. It’s all fun and games until you’re lumped with a GM apple that tastes like processed cardboard, and looks like the juiciest thing you’ve ever seen in your life.

Mass Mexican Protests Against ICE Deportations

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Mass Mexican Protests Against ICE Deportations

Looks like the Mexicans are pissed. Tom Homan’s ICE agency is upping the ante on deportations of illegal alien criminals, and the Mexican population are not happy. They are now protesting in many US cities like Los Angeles, New York and Atlanta. The 101 highway in LA has been blocked by protesters taking over the freeway.

President Trump said there is a problem at the southern border and exercised lots of executive orders to fix immigration. He also said he will deport millions of undocumented people who don’t have papers. These actions have angered many Mexicans who were invited to the USA illegally under the Biden administration.

Joe Biden’s open border policy allowed in over 12 million illegal immigrants from some of the poorest nations on the globe, causing a massive burden on America’s welfare system, which is wholly subsidised by US taxpayers.

Many of the illegal aliens were then shipped to ‘sanctuary cities’ like New York and put up in 4-star hotels and luxury apartments and given EBT cards with other generous benefits at a huge cost to the US taxpayers.

The Mexicans are certainly very proud of their country, but one wonders if they would prefer to stay in Mexico.

There is some intelligence coming through that ANTIFA has now infiltrated the mass protests starting across the country.

Experts: Why Trump Should Not Spare the UK Whilst Under Labour Rule

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Experts: Why Trump Should Not Spare the UK Whilst Under Labour Rule

The UK under Labour is no friend to the United States, or to Trump. In fact, Labour is no friend to the UK either, and hates Britain, its history, its legacy, its culture and its people. Business is being punished, pensioners are being killed off, and heavy-duty taxation upon taxation and insane bureaucratic red tape has caused 80% of the UK’s wealthy to flee Britain. Only last week, the irresponsibly stupid Chancellor Reeves caused a £459 million Glaxo deal to fall through the floor. Everything this arrogant harridan touches turns to shit. Forget about economic growth, the only thing Reeves knows how to grow is Britain’s debt mountain and her fucking cunt hair.

vote labour shopping centre Anti-businessTrump needs to put tariffs on the UK by up to 60% or more and punish the Labour government with no mercy, because frankly, did they show mercy when they sent 100 of their communist activist agitators when they tried to thwart his re-election?

Angela Rayner thinks Trump is an “absolute buffoon. He has no place in the White House. He’s an embarrassment, and he should be ashamed of himself”.

Labour Foreign Minister, Lammy thinks Trump is “a racist KKK and Nazi sympathiser” and “a woman-hating, neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath”.

Peter Mandelson, despite his grovelling apology to Trump, still called him a “danger to the world” and “a white nationalist and racist”.

labour britain sign entrepreneursBritain is lost under Labour, it is now a nation that has been effectively taken over by the enemy of the USA, the enemy of the UK and the enemy of Trump.

There’s no “special relationship” left any more, and Labour have sealed themselves in alliance with China and the EU. There’s no room for you Trump, there’s no impetus for any goodies to come to the US with any trade deals or any economic riches. Rachel Reeves is continuing to ruin the economy and impoverish the embattled people of Britain daily with her negative-growth anti-capitalist strategies.

Forget about Britain, it is now a cesspool of woke communist rhetoric, a ruined economy teetering on the edge of a very deep precipice.

The strategy should be to deepen and hasten Labour’s descent into the sewer by punishing the economy further. Once they have been ousted, it can be business as usual, but do not deal with these backstabbing shit talking fuckers while they’re around. You will regret it, Mr. Trump…deeply.

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Are Super Teams Bad for Bettors? How NBA Dynasties Impact the Odds

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Are Super Teams Bad for Bettors? How NBA Dynasties Impact the Odds

Super teams in the NBA may dominate highlight reels, but are they ruining the betting game? From Michael Jordan’s Chicago Bulls to the Golden State Warriors dynasty, these power-packed teams are adored by fans — but their success brings unique challenges to sports bettors. This article takes a closer look at how the high-flying dynasties of the NBA shake up the betting landscape – and whether they simplify understanding the odds or make them trickier to play with.

What Are NBA Super Teams?

Before we get into the betting side of things, what is an NBA Super Team anyway?

Usually, the term refers to an NBA squad stacked with two or more elite players—often All-Stars or future Hall-of-Famers. Think of LeBron James teaming up with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami or Kevin Durant joining Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, and Draymond Green in Golden State. These teams dominate seasons, clinch titles, and have fans and bettors buzzing.

But while fans love the glory of super teams, bettors don’t always share the enthusiasm. Why? Because these dynasties drastically influence betting odds, often making the playing field… well, not so level.

How Super Teams Impact the Betting Odds

Sportsbooks don’t play favourites—except when super teams enter the chat. Here’s how these teams influence the NBA betting game:

1. Shortened Futures Odds

When a super team dominates the league, sportsbooks quickly adjust futures betting markets. For example, the Golden State Warriors were favourites to win the title from the moment Durant signed in 2016. Futures betting on other teams often becomes a gamble based on hope rather than sound strategy, as their odds lengthen due to one team hogging the limelight.

Sure, quadrupling your money on a team like the Timberwolves seems fun, but are they likely to take down a dynasty? Probably not.

2. Unpredictable Spread Wagers

Super teams may obliterate opponents on one night only to slack off the next game—they’ve already secured their top spot, so why waste energy? Bettors often find spreads harder to predict for dynasties because they play the long game, not necessarily aiming to blow out the competition every night. This means betting on favourites covering large spreads is riskier than it looks.

3. Player Prop Dilemmas

Betting on player props like points per game also gets tricky with super teams. When three or four All-Stars are on one roster, it’s hard to figure out who’ll dominate the stat sheet on any given night. Will LeBron drop 40 points, or will Anthony Davis take the spotlight? Spread the talent too thin, and betting on individual props becomes a game of darts in the dark.

4. Public Bias Overloads the Odds

Super teams tend to draw the attention of casual bettors who love big names and mainstream hype. This public bias often skews the odds as sportsbooks adjust to balance their books. For sharp bettors, this creates opportunities to find value bets on underrated games or lesser-discussed teams flying under the radar.

Are There Any Advantages for Bettors?

Believe it or not, super teams aren’t all doom and gloom for bettors. If you play it smart, they can present unique opportunities:

  • Find Value in Underdogs

Don’t sleep on the underdogs. While super teams dominate the spotlight, the “lesser” teams often have juicy odds that are overlooked but worth considering. Upsets happen, especially when the pressure is off the favourites during regular season matchups or lesser playoff rounds.

  • Capitalize on “Trap Games”

When a super team plays against a weak opponent right before or after a more important match, they might underperform. Spot these “trap games,” and you could cash out on a surprising underdog win.

  • Fade the Public

Remember how casual bettors love to pile money on the big teams? This can inflate odds, leaving some excellent value bets on opposing teams or less obvious markets. Go against the crowd if your research points in a different direction.

  • Live Betting Edges

Super teams often take it easy in the first half of games, only to shift gears in the second half. Pay attention to these live betting trends and capitalize on in-game betting opportunities when lines adjust mid-game.

Does This Ruin the Fun for Bettors?

Not necessarily. Super teams add excitement to the NBA as whole seasons become “dynasties vs. everyone else.” However, for casual bettors who prefer simple odds and predictable outcomes, it can create more challenges. Yet for experienced or sharp bettors, super teams offer chances to find edges against public sentiment and overblown lines.

It all comes down to strategy. Betting on the NBA—super teams or not—is never about just following the hype. It’s about using NBA research, trends, and discipline to spot opportunities others may miss.

Bet Smart, Not Big

Super teams shake up the NBA, but they also shake up the betting landscape. Shortened odds, unpredictable performances, and public bias require bettors to adapt their approach. If you’re strategic, these challenges can reveal valuable edges.

For sports bettors, the key is staying informed and avoiding the emotional pull of the big-name hype. Take a closer look at matchups, spot undervalued teams, dig into prop bets, and be ready for in-play opportunities. It’s not about wagering big—it’s about wagering smart.

Next time a betting market is dominated by hype for the next NBA dynasty, ask yourself one question: Are you betting with the public—or betting to win?

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Who or What is Causing Multiple Plane Crashes – Russia, China, Iran?

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Who or What is Causing Multiple Plane Crashes – Russia, China, Iran?

The US and West has many enemies, especially Russia, who were pinpointed by intelligence agencies attempting to sabotage cargo planes in July 2024. Is there a pattern building up of possible sabotage by Russia or China, or Iran? Three aircraft have crashed in the United States within the last few days. Another plane has crashed in the space of a day, this time in Philadelphia. Of course, these plane crashes could just be coincidence, but with plots to disrupt GPS, and plant incendiary devices into the cargo holds of planes by Russian agents in 2024, could there be a link here? The WSJ first reported the Russian sabotage plot in July. The crash in Philadelphia was a Medevac cargo jet.

TIMELINE: On Tuesday, 28th January, a US Air Force pilot safely escaped after an F-35 fighter jet inexplicably lost control during a training mission at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. On Wednesday, 29 January, a military Blackhawk helicopter inexplicably crashed into a passenger jet plane in Washington D.C. killing 67 people. On Friday, January 31, 2025, a Learjet 55 operated by Med Jets SA de CV on behalf of Jet Rescue Air Ambulance inexplicably lost control and crashed in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, shortly after takeoff, killing all six on board, and one person on the ground.

Western security officials have linked Russia to a sabotage campaign involving incendiary devices sent to DHL logistics hubs in Germany and the UK in July, allegedly aiming to cause fires aboard aircraft bound for North America. The Wall Street Journal first reported on the suspected plot.

Polish authorities arrested four individuals and were searching for two more in connection with the case.

German and British authorities are investigating the incidents, which involved packages containing electric massagers filled with a flammable magnesium-based substance. One device exploded at a DHL logistics centre in Leipzig, Germany, while another caught fire in Birmingham, England. Polish prosecutors suggested these were test runs for future attacks on the U.S. and Canada.

German intelligence chief Thomas Haldenwang highlighted the significant danger posed by these devices, emphasising that a fire occurring mid-flight could have been catastrophic. U.K. counterterrorism police have not commented publicly on the case.

Western officials assert that Russia has intensified its sabotage efforts in Europe to disrupt military and logistical support for Ukraine. This campaign has reportedly included planned attacks on German military bases, disruptions of railway networks, GPS jamming for civil aviation, and widespread disinformation campaigns.

Ken McCallum, head of MI5, stated in an October speech that Russia’s GRU military intelligence service is conducting increasingly reckless sabotage operations across Europe, utilizing private operatives and criminals for covert actions such as arson and attacks on infrastructure.

Russia has denied these allegations, with Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov dismissing the claims as unfounded and lacking credible evidence, calling them part of a misinformation campaign by Western media.

Another Plane Crash in America – Jet Crashes into Philadelphia Residential Area

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Another Plane Crash in America – Jet Crashes into Philadelphia Residential Area

Another plane has crashed in America, this time it was a small jet carrying six people that crashed into a Philadelphia residential area. This is the second plane crash in America within a few days.

A medical jet that burst into flames and plummeted into the streets of northeastern Philadelphia on Friday evening was transporting a sick child who was recovering from life-saving treatment.

Within minutes of taking off at around 6.07pm, the Learjet 55 crashed into a highly populated area near the Roosevelt Mall, sending a fireball into the sky and setting multiple homes and cars on fire.

The teenage girl, who underwent medical care in the United States, was on her way back to Mexico with her mother and four crew members when the devastating crash occurred.

All of the passengers were Mexican nationals.

STORY DEVELOPING

Biden DEI Tourette Air Traffic Controller Fired by Trump

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Biden DEI Tourette Air Traffic Controller Fired by Trump

Another Biden DEI appointee was fired today by the Trump administration. The Tourette air traffic controller was employed by the Biden administration despite having a very obvious nervous twitch where he would suddenly start pressing random buttons and shouting obscenities at high volume on a constant basis.

“Yeah, they fired the Tourette guy today, but not before he caused a jet to land on a beach in Delaware, and another jet that was bound for Chicago get rerouted to Kazakhstan,” Niles Reamer, one of the air traffic controllers at O’hare airport told CNN.

PSYCHIATRIC DISORDERS BIDEN DEI JOBS

Job listings for air traffic controllers under the Biden administration DEI rules meant that people with disabilities, including psychiatric and intellectual delays were favoured over capable individuals. Also under DEI Biden/Obama rules, the FAA turned away qualified traffic controllers based solely on race.

An air traffic controller who said he was denied a job because of diversity targets said the aviation agency’s obsession with inclusion made an accident more likely to happen.

The 35-year-old scored a 100% in his training exam, but was turned down for a position in an air traffic control tower because the FAA’s selection process favours diverse applicants.

Under the Biden/Obama administrations, people’s lives were being put at serious risk with irresponsible DEI job appointments in crucial positions of great importance like air traffic control, emergency services and the military. There is nothing wrong with severe disabilities, but some responsible job hiring policies in crucial and dangerous positions like an air traffic controller should be looked at.

Biden’s pick to lead the FAA was a DEI hire who couldn’t answer a single question about aviation.

NET ZERO NEWS: We’re Building More Runways at Heathrow Airport

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NET ZERO NEWS: We’re Building More Runways at Heathrow Airport

Comrades, I come with some great news for Net Zero. The Labour government is going to build more runways at Heathrow Airport so that carbon emissions and noise pollution can increase to make your lives better. This is a net increase of over 2,400% for Net Zero carbon emissions so that we can increase pollution for everyone by 2030.

Reducing the UK’s carbon footprint is our top priority, and Labour plans to do this by increasing the number of runways at Heathrow Airport so that we can meet our sustainable carbon emissions targets of more carbon emissions pollutants by 2030.

Thanks to Labour’s Net Zero vision, thousands upon thousands more jet aeroplanes will spew out millions of more tonnes of toxic pollutants into the atmosphere when we build the new runways.

Remember, we’re here to help Britain reach its Net Zero targets by increasing pollution and protecting the environment when we build more runways at Heathrow Airport. *cough*

 

Make America Great Again – Hillary Clinton 2006

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Make America Great Again – Hillary Clinton 2006

It’s incredible how far left the Democrats and Liberals have moved since the good old days when they had some sense. Hillary Clinton in 2006 was way ahead of Donald Trump and was spouting some decent rhetoric regarding illegal immigration, in fact, this was some real MAGA shit coming from Hills. So what the fuck happened to Hillary now, and what happened to the Democrats to move so far to the left, even Karl Marx or Lenin would question their actions?

All the current Democrat virtue signalling snivelling bleeding heart liberals crying on camera about the deportations being carried out by Trump need to watch this video and shut the fuck up with their sickening whining.

Re-entering the Workplace: Top Tips for Securing a New Job After a Break

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Re-entering the Workplace: Top Tips for Securing a New Job After a Break

Taking a career break can be rejuvenating and provide valuable life experiences. However, returning to work after an extended period away can also be daunting. The workplace changes rapidly, and you may feel out of touch with the current job market. By taking the right steps to update your skills and polish your application, you can successfully relaunch your career. Today, we will discuss some tips to help you land that ideal job and smoothly re-enter the professional world. Follow this guidance to refresh your CV, ace the interview and leverage your break into a unique selling point.

Creating an Impactful Cover Letter

typewriter-1248088_640 workplaceA well-written cover letter is your chance to introduce yourself and explain your reasons for applying. With competition often fierce, your letter must grab the recruiter’s attention. Avoid generic openings and make your motivation clear from the outset. Explain how your skills make you the ideal candidate. Cover letter templates can provide useful starting points, but ensure your letter sounds natural and reflects your personality.

Tailor the content to the role, highlighting relevant experience. Refer to the job description and use matching keywords. Research the company values and link these to your own qualities. Keep to one page in length and check for errors. Use a formal tone, but inject some warmth by avoiding clichés. Sign off with a note of appreciation for their consideration. With a compelling, polished cover letter, you can get your application noticed.

Updating Your CV

resume-6627200_640A strong CV summarises your career history and showcases your abilities. After a break, carefully update your CV to reflect any new skills gained and your current career aims. List your work chronologically, keeping the details concise and relevant. Emphasise accomplishments and the value you brought to past employers. Use powerful action verbs like “led”, “spearheaded”, and “accelerated”.

Consider adding a brief profile at the top highlighting your most relevant skills and experience. This provides immediate impact when read quickly. Explain any gaps positively, focusing on new capabilities, volunteering or training. List relevant courses, certificates, languages and IT skills. Check that references are current and ask for endorsements from LinkedIn contacts. Review it for spelling and formatting errors before sending it out. A polished, well-structured CV will make the shortlist.

Acing the Interview

interview-4835116_640Thorough preparation is key to interview success. Research the company, role and current industry trends. Compile relevant examples that demonstrate desired competencies like teamwork, creativity or leadership.

Plan your route to arrive 10 minutes early. Dress smartly and professionally. Greet the interviewer warmly and with good eye contact. Listen carefully to each question. Provide concise yet detailed responses relating back to the role requirements.

Prepare intelligent questions that show your understanding of and interest in the company. Avoid interrogating the interviewer but ask for clarification if needed.

Finally, finish strongly by summarising your suitability for the role. With practice and planning, you can present yourself as the ideal candidate.

Leveraging Your Break

barefoot-3557605_640 workplaceA career gap can set you apart if leveraged well. Draw out skills gained during your time away that would benefit the new employer. Emphasise any experiences relevant to the role, like volunteering, study, travel or family care.

Explain how the break has energised you and given you renewed focus. Highlight what motivates you about this next step and why it excites you. Convey your passion and readiness to throw yourself into the new opportunity.

Frame your break as an asset that has allowed personal growth and the chance to develop abilities. With the right spin, taking time out can strengthen your application and reveal you as a well-rounded, motivated candidate.

Building Your Network

Networking is crucial when re-entering the job market. Attend industry events and connect with former colleagues. Join alum groups and professional associations to widen your contacts. Consider informational interviews to gain advice from those in your target field. A strong network provides support and surfaces unadvertised opportunities.

Continuing Education and Training

never-stop-learning-3653430_640 New Job After a Break Consider short courses or online training to refresh industry knowledge and technical skills. Gain relevant qualifications and certificates to fill any gaps in your CV. Emphasise your commitment to lifelong learning. Some employers may fund work-related education, so highlight your desire to continue developing.

Re-entering the workplace after a break requires thorough preparation but offers a chance for a fresh start. Follow the guidance above to showcase your talents, highlight your renewed ambition and prove you are ready to hit the ground running. With determination, careful planning and a positive mindset, you can overcome any barriers and secure that ideal job.

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