A gay couple who married at a Paris venue are suing the Pirate des Fesses Salon because of the profiteroles, and some of the flower arrangements were out of place.
The couple insist their marriage was ruined when guests started vomiting after eating the profiteroles.
An investigation is still underway to find out what sort of cream was in the profiteroles.
Clyde Bungholle, 34, one of the guests, recalled eating one of the profiteroles and projectile vomiting into a plate full of vol-au-vents.
“I ate the cream in the profiterole, and it tasted like something awful. I then involuntarily vomited into a plate of vol-au-vents. An old lady who was not watching, picked one up with the new filling and ate it with gusto. I tried to tell her, but seeing the delight on her face made me keep my mouth shut.”
Numerous guests vomited after eating the profiteroles, and some even vomited on a few of the bridesmen causing outrage.
The newly married gay couple are suing the venue and its owners for 4,500 euros, and the litigation will be completed at the Tribunal de Grande Instance in April.
If you own something outright already, why on earth would you give it away and then pay billions to someone else in the process? It makes no logical sense, and in the “Art of the Deal” it’s a minus sum deal.
The Chagos Islands are owned fully by the UK, and there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to give our sovereign territory to Mauritius. The cost of giving away the islands would be £56 billion. The British Labour government might as well take that money to a landfill and burn it. It’s as if Britain is not on the brink of a recession and bankrupt.
None of this makes any sense, and Starmer visiting Trump the other day in Washington and the US president agreeing that the UK should give away British sovereign land to someone else who is in line with China is insanity. Maybe Starmer stuck a few magic mushrooms in Trump’s Diet Coke?
There is absolutely no logical or sane sense in completing such a terrible deal – zero, minus 100 billion, trillion gazillions. None whatsoever, and if Trump and his team don’t stump this deal, the guy is stupider than we thought.
The American military base on Diego Garcia is a hugely strategic Indo-Pacific territory, and to have the Mauritian government effectively own that base is a serious risk to national security that would put the US armed forces in harms way if any conflict arises globally.
The CCP affiliated Chinese judge Xue Hanqin who officiated this awful deal with the UK government has the interests of China in line, and definitely not those of the UK and USA.
The UK has the right to keep its sovereign territory forever and if it wants to sell it off, sell it to the Americans — not PAY to give it away to the fucking corrupt Mauritius who are hand in glove in with the Chinese Communist Party and People’s Liberation Army.
You can say the nastiest stuff about Trump, send over 100s of socialist activists and try to have the guy cancelled at every opportunity, but as Keir Starmer is finding out, buttering up the Trump is easy. Just come along to Washington with an invitation from King Charles and cushtie, Bob’s your uncle.
Such are the vagaries of diplomacy on the world stage, one wonders if the levels of lunacy displayed have ever been witnessed before?
Hand over the Chagos Islands, no problem. The lunatics are truly in charge now.
While the markets tank, and the Crimea simmers with rage, there is one stalwart certainty that is always present — the buttering up.
Grease up that butter, grease the hole real good, it’s gonna be a long, squeaky ride into oblivion.
The ghost of the deceased Jeffrey Epstein has been seen hovering over the presidential library of Bill Clinton, who served as the 42nd President of the United States from 1993 to 2001. A crowd of approximately fifteen people witnessed the phenomenon, as this event may precede the release of important information regarding the famous Epstein list that the Democrat Party have tried to suppress for years.
“We were on a tour to see Bill’s library when this ghostly figure came out of nowhere and tried to lift my skirt, but I knew he was a ghost and could not do it. He looked just like Jeffrey Epstein that pervert guy,” a 17-year-old student on an educational trip to the library revealed.
According to witnesses, the ghost hovered over the name of “Bill Clinton” and started pointing at the name with an excited look over his ghostly face.
Jean Spazzo, 48, one of the teachers on the college trip, told ABC News about the harrowing ghostly episode.
“I was just telling the girls about our beloved former president Bill Clinton about how he was such a sweet man, and one of the greatest presidents to have graced America, when the ghostly apparition appeared out of nowhere. It looked like Jeffrey Epstein, and it was trying to say something whilst holding his neck. It then pointed to the Bill Clinton presidential library sign before disappearing. We all rushed out of there screaming and got back in the bus.”
Funnily enough, today is the day that the U.S. Justice Department plans to unveil flight logs and numerous names tied to Jeffrey Epstein, the financier linked to sex trafficking. Attorney General Pam Bondi confirmed this move aims to maintain victim confidentiality while fulfilling President Trump’s directive to release Epstein’s client information.
UPDATE
Nothing happened. No new material was ever released.
Muxcap Sets Its Sights on Global Expansion After Strong Market Growth
Muxcap, a trading platform that has been gaining significant traction, is now preparing for a bold expansion following a surge in popularity among investors and market participants. With increasing interest in its services and strong performance metrics, the company is positioning itself for growth in key financial regions.
A Platform Gaining Momentum
Muxcap has steadily built a reputation for offering an intuitive trading experience with a strong selection of assets, competitive spreads, and a technology-driven approach. Professional traders and retail investors alike are increasingly turning to the platform, attracted by its advanced trading tools and market insights.
A senior analyst at a global investment firm commented, “Muxcap has demonstrated a keen understanding of modern trading demands, offering efficiency, reliability, and data-driven solutions tailored to today’s financial markets.”
What Sets Muxcap Apart?
Traders are drawn to Muxcap for several key reasons:
Technology-Driven Approach: A highly responsive platform with ultra-low latency execution.
Comprehensive Market Access: Forex, stocks, indices, commodities, and an extensive selection of cryptocurrencies.
Transparent Cost Structure: No hidden fees, competitive spreads, and clear commission policies.
AI-Powered Analytics: Smart tools designed to help traders make informed, data-driven decisions.
Challenges Ahead
As with any expansion, Muxcap will need to navigate regulatory requirements and ensure its infrastructure scales effectively to maintain service quality. Sustaining high execution speeds and robust customer support will be key factors in its long-term success.
A senior forex strategist noted, “If Muxcap continues to prioritize technological innovation while maintaining regulatory compliance, it has the potential to establish itself as a leading platform in multiple regions.”
Security Measures
With increasing cyber threats in online trading, Muxcap has prioritized security to protect user funds and data. The platform employs:
Encryption Technology: Advanced SSL encryption to ensure secure transactions and data privacy.
Two-Factor Authentication (2FA): An additional layer of security requiring users to verify their identity before accessing their accounts.
Regulatory Compliance: Adhering to international financial regulations to maintain transparency and reliability.
Real-Time Fraud Monitoring: Continuous surveillance to detect and prevent suspicious activities, ensuring trader safety.
Looking Ahead
As Muxcap moves forward with its expansion strategy, market participants are observing its progress closely. This next phase will be a defining moment for the platform, reinforcing its reputation and demonstrating its ability to sustain growth on an international scale.
Investors and traders looking for a technology-focused platform will likely continue to follow Muxcap’s developments with keen interest.
Because Net Zero is going to cost UK taxpayers £390 billion, Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to shoot only one bullet every 15 minutes and maybe fire one missile at the enemy once every two days.
“Carbon emission guidelines for the military will dictate what they can and can’t do in combat situations, for example instead of two fighter jets taking off only one jet will be permitted to take off once a week,” Miliband revealed in the House of Commons on Wednesday.
Unfortunately for the British army, the enemy will probably not follow the Net Zero guidelines and will be unloading everything they have onto our soldiers at speed.
Miliband reassured the top brass of the MoD that asking the enemy nicely to adhere to Net Zero rules will assure everyone is compliant to the environmental emission target rules set out by his department.
“Yes, when they’re attacking or prior to the attack, we need to ask the enemy politely to make sure they are using heat pumps and that their tanks are Euro 4 compliant for ULEZ charges. The Russian invading force must comply with Net Zero guidelines, or we may be forced to fine them.”
Dredged up from the mothballed archives of Hollywood’s communist propaganda department, Hanoi Jane is back, and this time she is claiming that only “woke” people have empathy. This method of deliverance of woke propaganda is quite standard, as what wokism does is it takes something that has existed before and subverts it into its own Marxist soviet agenda. Empathy has existed as a human emotion ever since humanity existed, and did not just appear when communism or socialism were created. As for empathy, as is the case with socialists and communists, they always hijack elements for their own gain and pervert these elements and absorb them into their political agenda. Jane Fonda is a devout Marxist, Saul Alinsky acolyte who committed treason against her own country, but was spared because of her Hollywood celebrity status. She even called the poor American POWs who were mercilessly tortured by the communists as “war criminals”. Pol Pot was invariably another one of her heroes. She also allegedly passed notes given to her by POWs begging for help to the North Vietnamese, resulting in more torture. We will probably never know if these rumours were ever true or not, but that’s “empathy” for you right there.
Hanoi Jane, Tokyo Rose, Lord Haw-Haw
The wokist agenda is an authoritarian cultural Marxist construct consisting of elements of hyper-sensitive political correctness and a form of indoctrination targeting young people especially that is truly insidious. It claims to be “INCLUSIVE” yet is “EXCLUSIVE” because it is so far to the left, everything else to the right is deemed as bad and excluded/cancelled/censored. By cancelling everything to the right of the extreme left, including any form of discussion, one could even postulate that wokism is a totalitarian construct despite claiming to be inclusive and progressive. Its primary role is to destabilise, demoralise and weaken the West generationally from within and to infiltrate all state departments, governmental offices, education, media, advertising.
There is no empathy for the people that wokism cancels, calls riots on, or destroys entire neighbourhoods. The multiple BLM riots were a good example of this form of communist subversive activity.
Jane Fonda, Traitor to Vietnam Veterans
A TRAITOR WAS HONORED
This is for all the people who do not remember, and didn’t have to bear the burden that our fathers and mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear.
The actress Jane Fonda has been honored as one of the “100 Women of the Century.” Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Fonda betrayed our country and the men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam. In July of 1972 Jane Fonda went to Hanoi, North Vietnam, for a two-week tour of the country. During the visit she posed for several pictures. One showed her applauding North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gunners. In another she was looking into the sights of an NVA anti-aircraft artillery launcher. She made several radio broadcasts in which she called American leaders “war criminals”. At a staged “press conference” she met with 8 American POWs who had been tortured until they agreed to meet with her, to deny that they were tortured, to denounce the American war effort, and to express shame at what they had done. The POWs were obviously under great strain and duress, but Jane took no notice of that. She went home to tell the world the POWs assured her that they were in good health. Some of the American POWs were held in the “Hanoi Hilton” Prisoner of War camp or other prisons for up to 9 years. When some of them finally got to go home, they described the torture they had been subjected to. But Jane Fonda did not believe them, and publicly announced that America “should not hail the POWs as heroes, because they are hypocrites and liars.” She said the POWs she met in Hanoi “were not men who had been tortured. These were not men who had been starved. These were not men who had been brainwashed.” She said that American POWs who claimed that they had been tortured “were exaggerating, probably for their own self-interest.” She also said, “Never in the history of the United States have POWs come home looking like football players. These football players are no more heroes than Custer was. They’re military careerists and professional killers … trying to make themselves look self-righteous, but they are war criminals according to law.” Jane Fonda did not go to Hanoi to try to bring about peace. She went there to actively show support for the North Vietnamese cause. She praised the North Vietnamese military, and urged the American “war criminal” soldiers to stop fighting. She advocated cutting off all American economic aid to South Vietnam, and publicly thanked the Soviets for providing assistance to the North Vietnamese. That’s why I despise Jane Fonda. She has since “apologized” a couple of times, but her apologies meant nothing.
Hanoi Jane is a communist agitator, she did not have any empathy for the American kids sent to fight in Vietnam. She had zero empathy for them, and as is the case in the binary world of wokism, she cancelled those people and instead embraced her communist friends and the red flag of Ho Chi Minh. Tortured American POWs were labelled as “war criminals” by a woke creature who claims to have “empathy”.
Please return to your mothballed state Hanoi Jane, where you can preach your moral superiority to the other mothballed celebrity communists, Marxists, socialists who are so high and mighty in their fucking woke wokeness in their echo chambers. Hang your motherfucking rotting corpse of a head in eternal disgraceful shame, for you will always be known as Hanoi Jane.
For the sake of peace, and a chance for Russia to rearm before the next offensive; it is best to let Putin celebrate his pyrrhic victory. Let the Russians have their deluded fun. The meat grinder sometimes needs a little rest, some oiling before more Russian drone-fodder are sent into the muddy fields to have their bodies mutilated.
The deluded Russians can wallow in their false success in “winning” the war in Ukraine, but first they’re going to have to bury what’s left of their army. Although the Kremlin will never reveal the death statistics, many experts estimate that the number is up in the millions. Yes, of course, the poor Ukrainians defending their land also died, but certainly the numbers will not be as high as the Russians, simply because they did not have enough men to throw into the meat grinder — not as much as the Russians.
Lessons learned?
Naturally, no one, especially the Russians, will learn from any of this, and the same thing will be repeated ad infinitum. Luckily, for everyone, Biden and Obama are not around any more to fuck things up again.
The truth is, Putin wants Europe, and it seems the weak socialists of the EU will eventually bend over the table when the time comes and take one up the rectum for Putin with not even a tiny whimper or utterance of discomfort, such is their submissive cowardice.
Once a surrender monkey, always a surrender monkey. Maybe the EU could send their Eurovision Song Contest applicants to the front lines to serenade the next wave of amphetamine drugged Russian conscripts as they push forward with blind gusto.
It’s not just King Charles who is rooting for Meghan’s Netflix success, much of the British population are as well. With a successful cookery show, this will mean that Markle and her husband will stay in the USA, hopefully forever and out of the way. No one in their right minds wants them back in the UK, it’s already bad as it is over here.
“We are praying that the Americans eat that shit up, so that the two grifters stay in the USA. Please force everyone you know to watch the Meghan Markle Netflix extravaganza. Bring tramps in from the street, force your husband to watch it, even though he may have a convulsing fit in his chair. Anyone you can find, literally force people to watch it, tie ’em down on a fucking chair, sellotape their eyelids open, whatever!” a desperate Briton revealed.
Dear Americans, thank you for your sacrifice. Bless you all…
Lucky for the EU, the AfD (Alternative for Deutschland) political party was suitably suppressed and instead the moderate socialist party of Germany, Christian Democratic Union [CDU] party won the election on Sunday night.
With a substantially declining economy, Germany’s heyday seems to have come and gone and Friedrich Merz, the chancellor-in-waiting after winning elections on Sunday, will most probably continue to steer the country’s decline as well as gloss over the increasing tensions over mass unfettered immigration into the EU zone.
“It is imperative that the EU nations are weakened further by mass unfettered immigration from Islamic countries and the Third World, and that daily terrorist attacks continue on innocent German civilians so that more fear and terror is perpetuated within EU nations and their indigenous populations are fractured further. Patriotism within EU nations is being destroyed more thoroughly every year, but substantially more damage has to be implemented. For full integration into a single soviet communist bloc, all vestiges of former national identity and racial purity must be destroyed. The DNA of white Europeans must be muddied and defiled to such a level that all those blonde, blue-eyed beautiful women will transform into something completely different. Look at Sweden, where they are being raped, stabbed, shot daily. This is the plan,” an unnamed unelected intermediary revealed on Monday.
There have been 5 terror attacks in Germany in the past 12 months.
All were committed by asylum seekers.
3 of them were perpetrated by Afghans, 1 by a Syrian and 1 by a Saudi Arabian. pic.twitter.com/9tMMMtdkke
