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BREAKING NEWS: Putin…Ahem…Trump Pulls Military Aid to Ukraine

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Appeasing someone like Putin is akin to trying to get Hitler’s guarantee that he would not invade Poland. Okay, Trump is a businessman and sees every action in monetary terms, but he is flailing around in the dark blinded by dollars. The Ukraine war is not just about money, it’s about survival, and the fight for its continued existence. Once Ukraine goes, that’s it, the door is open for Putin to walk through a Europe where resistance will be minimal. The EU has concentrated for decades on woke indoctrination, which has effectively weakened entire nations to a point of uselessness. As Trump pulls military aid to Ukraine, there’s only one real winner here, and that’s Russia.

Meanwhile, Putin is loving every moment of this, and this Trump move to pause aid is just the thing the Russians need to make further incursions into Ukraine. US military aid to Ukraine was a crucial component in containing Russian aggression, but now that is gone, it looks like the bankrupt and weakened EU and UK will have to somehow try to prop up the beleaguered nation.

Putin’s aim is to destroy Ukraine, take all its resources, then move on to the next target.

Slava Ukraine! Fight to the death!

Britain Needs to Seriously Consider Reintroducing Compulsory National Service – NOW!

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War is coming whether you like it or not, and preparation is a key element in any conflict. This is why it is necessary, imperative and downright crucial that the British government considers reintroducing compulsory national service to all within the British Isles.

We have witnessed that the UK cannot rely on some of its previous allies within a global conflict, and just as in the early years of World War II will have to fend for itself.

If you find value in fighting for our very survival, you must consider helping Britain in any capacity you can. This may involve joining the army, navy or air force. This may involve training for first aid, or building local initiatives within your community to help in any capacity.

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Keir Starmer’s Labour Party would become instant heroes if they instated National Service today

As it stands today, our armed forces have suffered from decades of neglect, decommissioning and dire levels of funding. Successive governments have ignored Britain’s defence forces, underfunded crucial military research departments, and left Britain vulnerable to attack. We must change this now, just like our history is peppered with military prowess, Britain must reclaim its mantle as the fighting powerhouse it once used to be.

To bring forth national change, national equilibrium and national pride once again, we must consider re-introducing National Service for all. Compulsory national service would lower the epidemic of crime and lower unemployment levels, thus creating less of a burden on the welfare system. It would mobilise and empower the youth, many who are living lives of apathy and dysfunction. It would unite the people and bring back a sense of national pride once again.

Now is the time to think of these things, as time waits for no one or no nation. Before it is too late, before there is a final scramble that may end in chaos, Britain must prepare for the future, and the path of military preparedness and skills is the way forward. If you do not heed these words, and you are a policymaker presently or in the future, it will be upon your head if immediate action is not taken NOW!

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China is Planning Australia Campaign

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Taiwan is a small cookie crumb for China, the big piece of cake is Australia, Tasmania and New Zealand. China is planning a special operation that would absorb Australia and the surrounding islands into its growing empire.

Live fire drills by the Chinese communist navy in the Tasman Sea off the coast of Eastern Australia are a small indication of the aspirations of the People’s Liberation Army Navy (PLAN).

The distance to Australia from Chinese water is negligible, and to have three Chinese naval vessels called Task Group 107 – including a Jiangkai-class frigate, a Renhai-class cruiser and a Fuchi-class replenishment vessel – conducting exercises in Australian waters is a contentious and ominous augur.

Chinese media has celebrated the move as a show of China’s supreme power, boasting that Australia could be taken in less than two weeks.

Once Australia is absorbed into Chinese control, New Zealand and Tasmania would also be integrated within a day or so as they are tiny islands, like Taiwan.

China has proven how weak Australia is to a full invasion, especially as Canberra did not even realise until it was too late that the Chinese flotilla were in Australian territorial waters. The vast landmass of Australia is mostly uninhabited, which leaves it a sitting duck to an enemy landing party. The incursion into Eastern Australian waters is proof that China is planning something in the future.

As of 2024, the PLAN is the second-largest navy in the world by total displacement tonnage — at 2 million tons in 2024, behind only the United States Navy (USN) — and the largest navy globally by number of active sea-going ships (excluding coastal missile boats, gunboats and minesweepers) with over 370 surface ships and submarines in service, compared to approximately 292 ships and submarines in the USN. 

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Experts: Europe Could Cancel Trump Again

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There are now calls to cancel the invite for Trump to Britain to visit King Charles, the Norwegians have refused to refuel American submarines, and the EU is preparing for major retaliatory pressure economically upon the USA. Germany’s CDU leader Friedrich Merz lashed out at Trump by saying: “After [President] Donald Trump’s remarks last week … it is clear that this government does not care much about the fate of Europe,” and called for complete independence from America.

The early years of World War II saw an isolated Europe and a Britain fighting for its very survival, looks like history is repeating itself once again as the USA steps back from the Ukraine “burden” and to leave the EU and UK to fend for themselves without any guarantee of assistance from Russian aggression. If history truly does repeat itself, America will watch how things go from afar and will only intervene if some “Pearl Harbor” event affects their own nation somehow.

After the “intervention” session in the White House against Zelensky, the Ukrainian president was unceremoniously thrown out of the White House. He immediately flew to London and cried on the shoulder of Keir Starmer, who swiftly signed off £2.8 billion of seized Russian money to Ukraine.

Trump and his team are perceived as aligning with Russia, and this has its risks, simply because it splits NATO. Splitting NATO is a dangerous game to play, but who can say anything when the USA and Trump holds the purse strings for the entire operation. The USA and Russia versus China? Some postulate this is the reasoning, because the current administration in Washington sees Europe as already lost and compromised by decades of socialist policies, Islamic infiltration and mass unfettered immigration.

The International world order is therefore being rewritten by one man — Donald J. Trump. In a tongue in cheek 2016 article we wrote a satirical article about an interview with Trump, and we postulated that he was the “cup of coffee” the wake-up call, and the “war president”. Satire can be pretty prescient sometimes. As World War III looms over the horizon, division within the West is stronger than ever, and the enemy is watching with eagerness right now to calculate an optimum time to strike.

Beware of Making the Ukraine War a Left, Right Thing

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The binary echo chambers of social media and the legacy press media circus all resonate with contradictory information that belies the dualistic nature of war. The most worrying part of the matter is that the leftists in Europe have latched on to their side, and the right in the USA have latched on to another side of the Ukraine conflict. Essentially, this means that identity politics is now splitting NATO, and the Western allies are in disarray between the woke leftists and the Americans on the right. Of course, there are subtle nuances to the various factions with many on the right in Europe falling in line with the left, but for a long time now, in Europe and the UK, the right has been indistinguishable from the left within socialism. This has not been the case in the USA, where there is a vast divide between the two factions.

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One essential point to make within this farcical merry-go-round is that wokism worked; it caused huge disunity and disarray within Western nations, and it demoralised large swathes of the populace to a point where the external enemies of old were not as potent as the internal enemies. Ideological subversion, the importation of woke Marxist theory, has been an incredible success in destroying and destabilising the alliance of the West, and the winners of this psychological and ideological propaganda indoctrination war are now chuckling into their supper with jubilation.

To this end, if there is a hot war soon, the enemies of the West will have a serious advantage — disunity. This is why they imported woke theory into the Western countries in the first place, why every part of the West’s education system, judiciary, state, military and media are now generationally indoctrinated, and irredeemably infected. This is why, in the UK woke judges will not allow the deportation of foreign rapists, killers, murderers and drug lords, this is why members of the Labour Party throw out portraits of Winston Churchill from Downing Street replacing with communists of the past.

This is why now the globe is at a profound impasse, where a truly divided West has no direction and is playing into the hands of its enemies with internal division and self-hatred.

Maybe the future really does not need us any more — all of us.

Brit Awards Showcases Best of British Music Biz Talent

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The most anticipated event in the British music industry’s calendar kicked off on Saturday night as automated music biz autotune pop icons from across the world arrived at The BRIT Awards 2025 to watch talented stars mime on stage and to receive well-deserved awards.

This evening’s bash at The O2 Arena in London showcased the plethora of manufactured corporate pop creations on display.

XJCC, 340-QW, JFT8-101 and 1101010 were just some of the huge names miming on stage at the biggest celebration of autotune template music in the UK. Throughout the nights, winners included 5467-UY, P00P, n1663, 5401=34, XCX, g-T4990-1A and IR4323.

The biggest winner of the night was DNS435, who took home Album of the Year, Song Of The Year, Artist of the Year, Dance Act and Songwriter of the Year even though they have never written a song in their life, never played any form of instrument, or sang in a song.

Here’s to another successful Brit Awards, and awaiting more of the same next year — ad infinitum.

Trump Thanks NATO Member Norway For Meeting 2% GDP Spending on Military

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President Donald J. Trump today congratulated Norway for meeting NATO military spending standards of at least 2% of GDP.

“I gotta say I’m impressed by the Norway peoples, what a wonderful, tremendous people. They have committed to spend my guidelines of 2% of their GDP on defence spending for NATO. That’s tremendous, really great! Believe me when I say I’m bigly impressed folks, really I’m not kidding, tremendous!”

There’s only a slight problem, the Norwegians did not inform the president of one small factor.

The extra Norwegian spending up to 2% was spent solely on LGBTQP dance classes and woke EU education courses. The Russians must be shitting in their pants right now. Shhh! No one tell the president.

Mud Pit to be Installed in Oval Office For Presidential Debates

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Great news for fight fans! The White House has proudly announced the installation of a mud pit in the middle of the Oval Office where presidential debates will take place.

“We’re thinking of making the events Pay-Per-View because we kinda need the money, you know. Every little thing helps. Have you seen our debt levels? Sheesh. That war in Ukraine sure did not help with that,” president Donald Trump told the assembled reporters in the Oval Office, invited to have a look for themselves.

One reporter from CNN accidentally tripped on her stilettoes and fell into the pit headfirst.

Immediately cheers went up in the Oval Office, as she struggled around in the mud, her shirt coming off revealing a thrilling sight for the assembled onlookers.

“Look at CNN go! Whoah! Thanks for demonstrating how the pit works. Okay, get her a towel, someone,” vice president J.D. Vance quipped.

The assembled members of the press all cheered at the good sport of the reporter as she left to get a much-needed shower.

The Oval Office has become associated in Americans’ minds with the presidency itself through memorable images, such as a young John F. Kennedy, Jr. peering through the front panel of his father’s desk, President Richard Nixon speaking by telephone with the Apollo 11 astronauts during their moonwalk, and Amy Carter bringing her Siamese cat Misty Malarky Ying Yang to brighten her father President Jimmy Carter’s day.

Several presidents have addressed the nation from the Oval Office on occasion. Examples include Kennedy presenting news of the Cuban Missile Crisis (1962), Nixon announcing his resignation from office (1974), Ronald Reagan following the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster (1986), and George W. Bush in the wake of the September 11 attacks (2001).

 

Women Need to Start Considering Choosing Men Who Will be Post-apocalyptic Warlords

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The way things are going at the moment, women need to start prepping for a post-apocalyptic future and for a man with warlord traits that would protect them in times of dire straits. The post-apocalyptic warlords of the near future will be borne from the ashes and crumbling cities of an unkind and ruthless world.

  • Leadership and Command Presence

  • A “warlord” is someone who can lead others in tough times. Women should look for a man who naturally takes charge, inspires confidence, and can make decisions under pressure—someone who can rally a group and keep them focused, whether in a crisis or in daily life.
  • Physical Strength and Endurance

  • In a post-apocalyptic scenario, physical prowess is key for survival. Women need to prioritise a man who is fit, strong, and capable of enduring harsh conditions, as this reflects both health and the ability to protect and provide in challenging circumstances. They also need to find men who are fertile who can breed many offspring to rejuvenate the fallen human race.
  • Resourcefulness and Problem-Solving Skills

  • Post-apocalyptic warlords need to be strategic and adaptable. A man who can think on his feet, solve problems creatively (e.g., finding food, building shelter), and adapt to unpredictable situations would be a valuable partner in any high-stakes environment—or even in navigating life’s uncertainties.

  • Protective Instincts

  • A warlord archetype is someone who can defend their group. Women should look for a man with a strong protective streak, someone who prioritises the safety of those he cares about and is willing to stand up to threats, whether physical or emotional.
  • Survival Skills and Practical Knowledge

  • In a post-apocalyptic world, knowing how to survive is crucial. Women should value a man who has practical skills like hunting, building, first aid, or navigation—skills that show he can handle real-world challenges and isn’t overly reliant on modern conveniences.
  • Emotional Resilience

  • Chaos and conflict require mental toughness. A man who can stay calm, manage stress, and remain emotionally stable in the face of adversity would be a strong candidate, as this trait ensures he can support a partner through tough times without breaking down. Ruthlessness is also a crucial requirement in a harsh environment, empathy and mercy for an attacking enemy can mean instant death.
  • Strategic Thinking and Long-Term Vision

  • Post-apocalyptic warlords often have to think several steps ahead to maintain power and resources. Women should seek a man who can plan for the future, whether it’s anticipating threats in a survival scenario or setting goals for a stable life together, showing foresight and ambition.

  • Loyalty and Commitment

  • In a warlord’s world, loyalty can mean the difference between life and death. A man who demonstrates unwavering loyalty to his partner and loved ones, sticking by them through hardships, is a key trait—someone who won’t abandon ship when things get tough.

  • Confidence Without Arrogance

  • A warlord needs confidence to lead, but arrogance can lead to downfall. Women should look for a man who carries himself with self-assuredness, knows his strengths, but also listens to others and isn’t too proud to admit when he’s wrong—balancing strength with humility.

  • Ability to Build and Maintain Alliances

  • Post-apocalyptic Warlords don’t survive alone; they need allies. A man who is good at forming relationships, earning trust, and working with others to achieve a common goal is a strong partner. This translates to someone who can build a supportive network in real life, fostering community and collaboration.

WW3 Watch: No Butter For Trump From Suicidal Ukrainian President

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There was certainly no buttering up for Trump or kissing the ringpiece from the Ukrainian president Zelenskyy. Instead, Trump, Vance and Zelenskyy enjoyed a prolonged shouting match with some serious raised voices. Eventually, the press was told to “get the fuck out” as tempers really flared up. This is real WW3 shit right here.

“With us you have the cards, but without us, you don’t have any cards.”

With those words, months of careful diplomacy by Ukrainian officials and diplomats were ruined.

The Donald does have a point though, the fighting cannot continue at this rate for Ukraine who are running low on men, money and munitions, as well as crucial hardware.

Zelenskyy needs to learn that buttering up the Don will open many doors, but his defiance will not open anything. Either he brings out the butter sharpish or there’s going to be some hard cheese and a dose of radiation from WW3.

Whenever Trump does not get his way, he walks away, as he did when he tried to make a deal with Kim Jong-un during his first presidency. Trump is a guy who either gets it all or no one gets shit…nada!

Prepare for World War 3 folks, this is it. Zelenskyy won’t stop. Putin won’t stop. Trump is going to stop and leave those two to do what they do. Europe is next for Putin, because he’s like a shark, once he tastes that meat and blood he’s got to get more. He can’t help himself.

If you have not started prepping for WW3 start prepping now.

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