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Global Energy Transition Accelerates, but Security and Investment Gaps Remain

The World Economic Forum’s 2025 Energy Transition Index reveals that the global shift towards more secure, sustainable and equitable energy systems is picking up pace, with the fastest annual progress recorded since before the COVID-19 pandemic. Of the 118 countries assessed, 65% improved their scores, and 28% advanced across all three core dimensions: energy security, environmental sustainability, and affordability or equity.

Read the report here

Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Norway and Switzerland topped the rankings, benefiting from long-standing policy commitments, well-developed infrastructure, and diversified low-carbon energy sources.

Austria, Latvia, the Netherlands, Germany and Portugal also featured in the top ten. Notably, China climbed to 12th place due to its scale, innovation, and investments in clean energy, while Brazil, leading in Latin America, came in 15th.

The UK ranked 16th overall, and the US followed at 17th, taking the top spot for energy security owing to its diverse energy mix and strong innovation ecosystem.

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Despite a record $2 trillion invested in clean energy in 2024, the year also saw carbon emissions reach an all-time high of 37.8 billion tonnes — against the backdrop of the hottest year ever recorded.

Energy demand rose by 2.2%, largely driven by artificial intelligence applications, data centres, electrification, and increased cooling needs.

While sustainability and equity have shown improvement, energy security remains a sticking point, hindered by inflexible grids, import dependence, and insufficient diversification.

Emerging Europe made the most substantial strides, particularly in infrastructure (+8.3%) and equity (+5.8%), with Latvia leading the region and Bosnia and Herzegovina seeing the greatest improvement.

Emerging Asia, led by China and Malaysia, also outperformed the global average, supported by regulatory reform and an 18.7% increase in clean energy investment.

Sub-Saharan Africa demonstrated progress through stronger policy commitments and improved financial flows, with Nigeria notably climbing from 109th place in 2016 to 61st in 2025.

Fostering Effective Energy Transition 2025

The report — produced in collaboration with Accenture — stresses that energy systems are evolving at different speeds worldwide.

While advanced economies struggle with grid bottlenecks, high prices, and delivery delays, several emerging markets are progressing thanks to targeted reforms and infrastructure development. However, a major imbalance remains: since 2021, over 80% of global energy demand growth has come from emerging and developing countries, yet more than 90% of clean energy investment has occurred in wealthier nations and China.

Three main systemic challenges must be addressed to maintain momentum: redefining energy security to include digital infrastructure and grid resilience; tackling capital imbalances, particularly in the Global South; and removing infrastructure bottlenecks, including permitting issues, skills shortages, and grid limitations.

To succeed, the report urges governments and industry leaders to adopt adaptive policies that attract long-term investment, modernise energy infrastructure, improve skills and innovation, and accelerate clean energy deployment, especially in harder-to-decarbonise sectors. It also underscores the importance of tailoring transition strategies to local conditions amid rising geopolitical tensions, climate pressures, and economic fragmentation.

Greta Thunberg Preparing to Board Boat to Iran

Iconic Marxist activist Greta Thunberg is preparing for another voyage on a boat, this time to rescue Iran from the dastardly Israelis.

How dare they try to stop nuclear annihilation

Wearing a burqa she and her team of fellow activists, are about to embark on a mission to save the Iranian nuclear program single-handedly with some aid consisting of a few bags of flour and some popcorn. The activists believe the Iranians have every right to build a nuclear bomb to blow Israel up.

The Freedom Flotilla Coalition, which organised the voyage, said the activists were in a jovial mood on the eve of their epic journey to “Free! Free! Iran” and have already forgotten about Gaza or the previous disastrous Gaza yacht trip.

“We’re on a mission from Marx, that’s Karl Marx, not the Marx brothers. This mission will make me the activist of the century or millennium. I am so excited! How dare the Israelis try and stop Iran making nukes so that they can annihilate Israel!” a defiant Greta spurted with vitriol.

The boat called “Fitta Hår” will sail from Stockholm tomorrow at midnight.

Notch this one up as another win for Greta’s already huge ego.

Israel Has Opened Once in a Lifetime Chance to Neutralise Iran For USA

The Iranian military hierarchy have been clinically and expertly dispatched by the insanely expert Israeli Mossad and IDF tactical operations. Crucial strategic sites, oil facilities, power grids have been disabled in Iran. Iranian bunkers have been breached, and the icing on the cake is that there is no air support for Iran, they have nothing in the air, therefore are vulnerable to air attack at any location in the crippled country. This is a once in a lifetime chance not only for Israel but for the USA.

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Famous painted wall of former embassy of the United States in Tehran, Iran

Iran, all this time has been hiding behind its proxies causing mayhem and chaos in the Middle East, and behind their bluster and big words, their infrastructure and military strength is nothing but a small dog barking behind a fence. Take the fence away, and the dog flees with its tail between its legs.

We provided a plan for this in 2024.

Coordinated mass strikes

 

Essentially, disabling Iran’s ability to function can be achieved in a number of steps. First, all communications, utilities, power, water, and transport centres should be destroyed beyond immediate repair. All military sites should be liquidated, including underground facilities utilising bunker buster bombs. All uranium enrichment and nuclear sites should be destroyed. All airports, runways, and shipping ports should be destroyed. All oil refinery and processing plants should be completely destroyed. All governmental, religious facilities should be destroyed, along with all media facilities.

 

If there are attempts to block the Straits of Hormuz, the Iranian naval vessels should be eliminated, as all other Iranian military movement that is attempted within or without the country. Iranian proxies in Lebanon, Iraq and Syria should be destroyed with extreme prejudice so they are no longer a threat to anyone.

 

Coordinated missile strikes would be conducted on a 24-hour basis until the mission is complete.

Trump needs to seize the moment now, or it will be lost forever. He could go down as the US president who took Iran, and humbled the Mullahs who have been ruling the oppressed people of the country with a brutal fist for many decades.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, and if Trump fluffs this, the Iranians will simply move their nuclear sites elsewhere and continue enriching their uranium and building nuclear missiles to either sell off or to nuke Israel.

This is an existential moment, not only for Israel, but for the entire globe. If the Iranians were allowed to continue building nuclear missiles like Obama and Biden allowed, then the entire globe could be clouded in a green noxious irradiated mess, but Israel stepped up to the plate and went all in to stop them. There is one variable though that the West needs to watch out on, and that is the spectre of Iranian sleeper cells who are stationed in Western countries. Hopefully, these can be neutralised before they cause any damage.

It is now up to the USA and Trump to seal the deal, and put an end to this Iranian nuclear race once and for all. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that should not be squandered.

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Can Beth Mead Break into the List of England’s Top Scorers?

When Beth Mead lifted the European Championship trophy at Wembley in 2022, she wasn’t just celebrating a historic win—she was launching herself into footballing greatness. The Lionesses have high expectations, and when Europe’s elite go to head, the football betting odds show it’s a close call between England, France, Germany, and world champions Spain.

Mead’s six-goal haul at Euro 2022 earned her the Player of the Tournament award and placed her among the few to hit that mark in a single championship. It was a sensational debut on the biggest stage, cementing her reputation as one of Europe’s most clinical forwards.

Now 30, Mead is back firing for both club and country—and firmly chasing records. She’s just four goals away from becoming the all-time leading scorer in European Championship history, a remarkable feat considering her absence from the 2023 World Cup due to injury. That setback, which forced her to miss England’s run to the final, only adds weight to what she’s poised to achieve now. Mead is also closing in on England’s all-time top five scorers.

On the cusp of rewriting the record books, now is the perfect time to look back at the greatest goal scorers in the history of the England women’s national team—and assess how close she is to joining their ranks.

ELLEN WHITE1. Ellen White – 52 goals in 113 appearances

A modern-day legend of the women’s game, Ellen White leads the charts with 52 goals. Renowned for her intelligent movement and clinical finishing, White was a mainstay through several generations of Lionesses squads and played a pivotal role in England’s rise to global prominence. She retired after the 2022 Euros, leaving behind a legacy that Mead now has in her sights.

KELLY SMITH2. Kelly Smith – 46 goals in 117 appearances

Kelly Smith was England’s original superstar — a flair-filled forward with world-class technique and unmatched creativity. Injuries often disrupted her international career, but when fit, she was simply unstoppable. Smith was the face of women’s football in England for over a decade and remains one of the most beloved figures in the sport.

KERRY DAVIS3. Kerry Davis – 43 goals in 90 appearances

A pioneer for the women’s game in the 1980s and 90s, Kerry Davis was England’s leading goalscorer for years. With 43 goals in just 90 appearances, her goal-per-game ratio was outstanding. Davis was also the first Black woman to represent England and paved the way for the generations that followed.

Karen Walker4. Karen Walker – 41 goals in 86 appearances

Karen Walker was a key figure in England’s attack throughout the 90s, known for her power, aerial presence and relentless drive. Her 41-goal tally came in an era before the women’s game enjoyed widespread visibility, making her achievements even more impressive. She remains a cult hero among long-time supporters.

Fara Williams5. Fara Williams – 40 goals in 172 appearances

While Fara Williams may be more renowned for her midfield tenacity and longevity, her goal tally speaks volumes about her consistency. England’s most-capped player ever, with 172 appearances, Williams regularly chipped in with penalties and long-range strikes. Her durability and leadership made her a mainstay for nearly two decades.

Currently sitting just outside this elite group, Beth Mead is now on 36 international goals, and if fitness permits, she could easily break into the top five in the next year. With her eye for goal, composure under pressure, and sharp link-up play, she’s more than capable of catching and even overtaking some of the greats ahead of her.

Her six-goal haul at Euro 2022 was not just a breakout moment — it was the beginning of a legacy. If Mead can add more goals at Euro 2025 in Switzerland, not only could she top the tournament’s all-time scoring list, but she’ll cement her place among the Lionesses’ best ever.

Iranian Regime Escalates Operation True Promise III – LIVE

The Iranian regime has vast bunkers stockpiled with missiles and drones, and has now escalated the Operation True Promise III to counteract the assault on their country by Israel’s pre-emptive strike to thwart Iran’s race to build nuclear bombs.

The missiles en route towards Israel resemble something from an apocalyptic doomsday film scenario.

Iranian TV was attacked live on air.

ELIMINATED

Much of the Iranian regime’s military and scientific hierarchy have already been eliminated by Israeli precision strikes. There are rumours that Ayatollah Ali Khameini is ready to flee to Russia, or may have already fled. Unfortunately, he should have been eliminated in the first instance, but the decision was thwarted by Trump.

The Iranians are floundering because they have no control over their own airspace, as the Israelis strategically removed any threat to their air force which is now operating over Iran with impunity. No war can be won without air superiority, and in this instance Iran has already lost. Their only discourse is to fire dumb missiles with limited targeting capabilities towards Israel or fall back on the Hormuz.

China and Russia are supplying the Iranians with as many military supplies as possible. Two giant cargo planes flying from China to Iran turned off their tracking signals before entering Iranian airspace.

 

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Tehran’s bunkers are being targeted by Israeli bunker buster bombs, such as GBU-31(V)3 or GBU-28. These are designed to penetrate underground targets like nuclear facilities. Nowhere is safe now for the Iranian hierarchy.

Economic Migrant in Asylum Hotel Gives British Homeless Person 10 Pence

John Smith, 26, from Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire has been homeless for six years and has been denied housing by multiple councils but was delighted on Sunday when an economic migrant seeking asylum after coming over from safe country France gave him a 10 pence piece. Mr. Smith was outside a 4-star asylum hotel when he met the fake asylum seeker.

It was midnight and Mr. Smith was cosying up for another cold and wet night near the entrance to the 4-star hotel where the fake asylum seekers are currently living in luxury. With room service, a gym and indoor swimming pool as well as a massage service, life is cushty for all the young foreign men.

“The lad from Albania came out of the hotel and said he was going to look for some young English pussy to exploit. He stopped to talk with me as I had not eaten for three days. He said he had just come over in a dinghy last week, and is already rolling in cash from the UK government, but his main job as a pimp was still in the beginning phase. He said he needs more young English girls for his prostitution ring and was off to a youth hostel to do some recruiting.

“Well, I was shocked at first. I told the guy I had not eaten for three days, so he took out a wallet full of large wads of cash. I thought my luck had changed, but then he took out a 10 pence piece from his pocket and flicked it on my soggy duvet. Before he left, he told me that he is going on holiday back to Albania next week, so if I was still here when he came back he might give me a 20 pence piece.”

Mr. Smith is still homeless. Hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers from France are set to be given taxpayer funded homes/benefits/free TV licences,cars/free healthcare/free education thanks to a new scheme by the Labour Party.

Boris Johnson Had a Spiffing Father’s Day

According to Boris Johnson, he had a spiffing Father’s Day on Sunday.

“I never knew how many kids I’ve sprogged! I had an absolutely spondifulous time.”

Amongst the three hundred children, there were a number of newborns also present, approximately 38 turned up with their various mothers pushing prams.

“We put them all in the garden and each one had a gift for me. Some of the Father’s Day gifts were demands for child maintenance payments, but oh well, it goes with the territory, eh! Woof, woof!” Boris said after the event.

 

Starmer: “Labour is Now Far-right For Instating Grooming Gang Enquiry”

Only six months ago, Keir Starmer called anyone who wanted a national enquiry into the Pakistani child grooming gangs as “far-right”. The Labour government last week instated a national enquiry into the child grooming scandal by Pakistani gangs — a cynical ploy desperate for votes.

Another U-turn

“Labour is now proudly a far-right party. We are doing the exact same thing that I labelled as far-right only six months ago,” a jubilant Keir Starmer revealed today before goose-stepping into Number 10 Downing Street.

Heil!

Why Some Activists are Labelled as Mentally Ill


REMEMBER TO TURN THE VOLUME UP

The above video shows a young female activist hurling herself at a moving truck and shrieking inanely at the top of her voice. Many have labelled this individual as mentally ill without a mere thought of the nuances or other variables which could be involved in this sort of behaviour. For example, she could be paid to be that theatrical in her manner. There are numerous NGOs who pay professional activists handsome amounts of money to perform like this in front of the cameras and social networks in order to spread their message.

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This is not to say, of course, that some activists are indeed mentally ill, or have mental health challenges because activism often provides a powerful sense of meaning, purpose, and identity for people who essentially do suffer from some variant schizoid condition.

For individuals struggling with internal psychological turmoil such as depression, anxiety, or trauma—a cause can offer a clear narrative and a group identity that helps them make sense of their circumstances. It can feel empowering for these people to align themselves with a movement that claims moral clarity and a mission to supposedly “improve the world”. Greta Thunberg, the Swedish activist and socialist icon, is an example of this kind of ideologically subverted unhinged narcissistic characterisation.

Narcissism — particularly in its grandiose or vulnerable forms — can be a powerful psychological driver behind why some individuals gravitate toward activism, causes, or public protests.

For some, activism offers an ideal stage: a chance to be visible, morally elevated, and surrounded by a community that affirms their sense of righteousness. This can feed the narcissistic need for admiration, attention, and self-importance. The act of “fighting for a cause” allows them to adopt the role of a saviour, a victim, or a visionary — all archetypes that flatter the ego.

Social media amplifies this effect dramatically, turning every protest sign or public outburst into potential virality and validation. The irony of having narcissists as activists is that the collective message that was meant to have been put forward is instead diverted inward to the cult of the personality of the individual activist.

For people who have trouble controlling their emotions, like those with bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder, the intensity of protests and activism can be both appealing and rewarding.

Many activists rely on simplified, black-and-white thinking. Individuals with certain mental health conditions may find this contrast comforting, particularly if they struggle with ambiguity, anxiety, or feelings of persecution.

Statistically speaking, it’s also true that ideologically indoctrinated far-leftists who are more likely to be defined by feelings of social injustice, poverty, racism, abuse, neglect—are also statistically more likely to suffer from mental health issues.

Council Tax, Poll Tax – If you want payment, just send an invoice!

We are posting here a little piece of English ingenuity that should go down as a legendary piece of brinkmanship that many have sort of known for a long time but have not dared to contest. If yet another huge council tax demand flops through your letterbox, it is not in essence a legal demand and can be dismissed under British law. Unless the council in question can send you an invoice for payment as required by the Bills of Exchange Act 1882, then the said council has no right to demand money from you or threaten you.

Credit must also go to YouTuber Richard Vobes who has been unfairly demonetised and hounded simply for conducting some stellar investigative work. Support him through the links at the bottom of his video about the Mafia Council Tax con.

Across the country, under the Labour government, council tax bills are currently rising at levels never before seen.