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Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Brexit is now sadly a distant memory, squandered by the Tories, and now being betrayed under Labour, who are pushing for re-integration through the backdoor thus destroying the democratic vote of the people in the 2016 EU Referendum. One MP who was in the thick of things during the last Conservative government was Nick de Bois. His exemplary efforts as an MP included a devout fight against knife crime, and he thwarted the proposed destruction of his local constituency Chase Farm hospital in Enfield, North London. Amongst his many achievements and supreme ministerial integrity, De Bois has also authored multiple books including Confessions of a Recovering MP, and the political fiction novel Fatal Ambition.

De Bois was appointed Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) in the 2022 Birthday Honours for services to tourism and the economy as chair of the VisitEngland Advisory Board.

The Ed – During your time in Parliament, you held numerous posts, including membership of the Conservative 1922 Committee. Which of those roles proved the most stimulating or surprising for you personally?

Nick de Bois – I relished the 1922 role, but the tasks that I found most interesting were sitting on two Select Committees, first the Public Administration Comm. and then the Justice Select Comm.

The power of a select comm. to convene inquiries and bring significant people to answer to the committee was compelling stuff. On the rather dull sounding Public Administration Comm. we would regularly haul in the Cabinet Secretary and even had Chiefs of the Armed Services before us. On the Justice Select Comm. Law Chiefs, Secretaries of State, Prison Service leaders as well as notable victims of miscarriages of justice numbered amongst our witnesses.

Our job? To challenge policy, challenge decision-making and hold public bodies and minsters to account.

Select committees should be empowered further, as sadly, far too often their recommendations, all evidence based, are easily ignored by governments.

Many feel that Brexit was never seen through to its full conclusion, and that the current Labour government is quietly re-entangling Britain with the EU. In hindsight, did the Conservatives fail to capitalise on the Brexit momentum, and if so, where did they lose their nerve?

There was never genuine momentum within government or Parliament to get Brexit done — only amongst the public. The government quickly lost its nerve when it became clear it had underestimated the EU’s unity to act and one block and determination to stand firm in the name of the so-called EU Four Freedoms” rejecting even modest UK proposals on both the Withdrawal Agreement and future trade. Our mistake was to underestimate that unity of purpose.

There was never genuine momentum within government or Parliament to get Brexit done.

After three years of botched negotiations and parliamentary discord, the next disappointment was Boris Johnson’s failure to use the new freedoms Brexit had secured. Instead of seizing the opportunity to make Britain more competitive, we kept our borders open to uncontrolled immigration and simply copied and pasted EU regulations into domestic law. Whatever happened to the ambition of a “Singapore-on-Thames”? Instead, the anti-competitive straitjacket remained firmly in place.

Is it not nigh on impossible for a Conservative or Libertarian leaning government to get things done when the civil service/education/NHS/transport/local gov./media/unions and all other branches of governance are generally socialistic in their outlook? How would you as a politician deal with inherent political biases leaning to the far-left in all institutions?

At first, I found the idea of “the blob” offensive. I had worked with many capable civil servants — including during my independent review of English tourism. Yet across government, resistance to a Conservative agenda was widespread and often open, with civil service unions even taking legal action against ministers, or more subtly frustrating delivery.

That said, ministers decide, and civil servants advise — and too often ministers hide behind officials to excuse failure. Many simply lack the stamina or resolve to insist on delivery. It’s worth remembering that our system of choosing ministers means more often than not people with little or no executive experience of running anything — some barely having run even a bath — are put in charge of vast departments of state.

I’d favour a US-style approach where each new government appoints senior political executives to drive through its agenda. A couple of well-meaning special advisers that we have in post now are not enough.

The Conservatives remain deep in the polling doldrums after their recent election defeat. Do you think Kemi Badenoch has the political agility and charisma to bring the party back from the wilderness before the next vote?

Kemi Badenoch can’t bring the Party back from the wilderness — not because she lacks ability, but because public disillusionment with both Labour and the Conservatives runs so deep that Reform’s momentum looks unstoppable (unless perhaps there is a Farage led implosion).

Kemi Badenoch can’t bring the Party back from the wilderness.

The revival will come, probably after the next election, when the Party moves beyond the old guard of the Johnson and Sunak cabinets. Renewal will depend on a generational shift — leaders with broader real-world experience, now sitting quietly on the back benches, who can reconnect with voters and rebuild trust.

 

The 1922 Committee has always carried an air of mystery. Do MPs still literally slap tables in approval, or are the rituals more myth than reality? What can you reveal about life inside that influential room and the minutes of each session?

Anything said in the full 1922 meetings usually found its way to social media before the session ended.

Absolutely — the table-banging tradition lives on. When a Prime Minister or senior minister on the ropes came to address the 1922, the volume of the banging was a sure sign to journalists gathered outside Committee Room 14 of the mood inside. I may be doing him a disservice, but I recall James Forsyth — later of No.10 fame — with his ear to the wall, or perhaps just catching forty winks as speeches droned on.

Anything said in the full 1922 meetings usually found its way to social media before the session ended. As co-secretary, I drafted the minutes — which were later archived at the Bodleian Library — as blandly as possible to preserve at least some confidentiality.

The Committee is, of course, best known for its role in electing party leaders. Its Chair guards that power jealously — rightly so. Part of the process involves receiving letters (now emails) of no confidence in the leader. When enough are submitted, a leadership contest can be triggered. My only frustration was that the then Chair, Graham (now Lord) Brady, never once hinted at how many letters he’d received — no matter how much I tried to find out.

In 2018, you served as Special Adviser to Dominic Raab during the turbulent Brexit vs Remainer years. What can you tell us about those behind-the-scenes negotiations, and how close did Britain really come to not fulfilling the democratic EU Referendum vote?

Even when powerful forces tried to block Brexit, I never doubted we would leave the EU. What I did see was a concerted effort to “soften” Brexit to the point of making it meaningless — an approach favoured by many officials and MPs.

From day one, my job as Chief of Staff was to help land the then PM Theresa May with a deal that could pass the vote in Parliament. I doubted that was possible. No.10 believed a softer Brexit deal, albeit incoherent, might scrape through — it didn’t. My 122-day tenure ended with Dominic Raab’s resignation as Brexit Secretary. He was right to go on principle; unsurprisingly, he went onto much greater things as Foreign Secretary and Deputy Prime Minister. I rightly went back to my sofa.

Do you believe the traditional machinery of governance — Cabinet, civil service, parliamentary process — is still fit for purpose in an age of AI, digital surveillance and rapid technological change?

As I’ve said, we need more politically accountable leadership at the top of the civil service to ensure ministerial priorities are actually delivered.

Whitehall’s biggest weakness is its inability to move quickly. One reason is simple: government places no value on time. In the private sector, time is money; in Whitehall, it’s meaningless. Bureaucracy thrives in that vacuum. AI could improve efficiency and cut costs, but until time is measured and valued, progress will be slow.

Whitehall’s biggest weakness is its inability to move quickly.

As for Parliament, beware the enthusiasm for “modernisation” that strips away its strengths. Allowing MPs to vote digitally would be a huge mistake. The division lobbies are called “lobbies” for a reason — they give backbenchers precious access to ministers, even Prime Ministers, away from their staffers and gatekeepers. That’s where you corner them and make your case. I did — often successfully.

Modernisers, beware what you wish for.

The recent Chinese espionage revelations have shaken confidence in Westminster’s security. What more should be done to protect MPs and state secrets, and how did you handle such concerns during your own time in Parliament?

Backbench MPs rarely handle classified material, but Chinese intelligence often works by piecing together small fragments into a larger picture. During my time, staff underwent no meaningful security clearance — perhaps not even basic checks. That must change.

It was only when I worked for Dominic Raab that I underwent high-level vetting, though it was never completed — I’d left before it finished. Once again, time never seemed to matter in Whitehall.

You were selected via the party system and operated under the discipline of the Conservative Whip. What are the benefits and drawbacks of the party whip system in terms of democratic accountability and effective governance?

A government needs an effective whipping operation — without it, every bill would descend into internal negotiation and chaos.

But every MP faces a choice: follow the Party line in hopes of future promotion, or stand on principle and risk career exile. The whips only have power if you want what they can offer. They are only as powerful as you, the MP, let them be”

I chose my constituents over career prospects — and asked the question anyway.

I rebelled occasionally but remained broadly a team player. Yet when offered a Trade Envoy role in exchange for not asking a question about my local hospital at PMQs, I chose my constituents over career prospects — and asked it anyway. That’s what they deserved in my constituency .

You served as an MP for one term. When voters elect MPs, what qualities do you believe matter most today? Integrity, local engagement, subject-matter expertise, or something else?

Parliament’s reputation, and that of MPs, is at a low ebb. Among younger generations, even faith in democracy itself is faltering.

While government decisions shape national opinion, individual MPs can still make a difference locally. Visibility, accessibility, and genuine engagement with schools, charities, and businesses all matter enormously. I’d also like to see better civic education in schools — politically neutral, but helping young people understand what MPs do, why Parliament matters, and why, for all its flaws, it remains the best system in the world.

Parliament should be an eclectic mix of skills, background, trade, profession or vocation, young and older, as well as the so-called professional politician, (but less of the latter please).

But, it’s a two-way relationship between MP and constituent and the public would benefit from recognising if you want pavements fixed, a leak in your council house sorted, and possibly the streetlights turned up as well as do something about the traffic, go to the right people to sort it out. The MP may be local, but there are councillors and council staff to sort out many of the issues that land on the MPs desk. That way, their time can be better directed at sorting out the things that they are best placed to do.

From your vantage point outside of Parliament, how do you view the institution now? Has losing your seat changed your perception of the system, its strengths and weaknesses?

I view Parliament with great affection — and the occasional bucket of despair.

Around the world, our system is still admired. Few countries, for example, allow citizens to meet their MPs so easily or see their concerns raised in the nation’s legislature within weeks of such a meeting. That accessibility is one of Westminster’s greatest strengths.

It’s tempting to join the chorus of cynicism, but we mustn’t confuse Parliament with the Government. By all means, loath your government or otherwise as much as you like, but, Parliament’s job is to give voice to those without one, to hold government to account, and to break through the Westminster bubble so the realities of people’s lives are heard and acted upon.

Gaza Latest: Hamas Liberates Palestinians From Life

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Not only have the champions of the far-left — Hamas — brought a pestilence and ruin on the Palestinian people; in a so-called time of peace, the terror group are now rounding up Palestinians and brutally executing them without trial or jury.

Free Palestine

Greta Thunberg and her far-left Marxists are strangely silent as Hamas conducts their genocidal cleansing program of Palestinians.

There are now no protests or riots in Western cities across the globe by screaming “outraged” rent-a-protester Marxists who adopt any anti-Western, anti-capitalist cause as their own.

The BBC is also strangely quiet about all of this as well. Their Hamas heroes are somehow allowed to do whatever they want with impunity and not even a single word of disapproval uttered.

Other media is also either in extreme denial or silent.

The flotillas of aid for Gaza and the Palestinians are strangely docked in Sweden as Hamas cleanses the Palestinian people of the last remaining remnants of life they have left.

The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight

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It seems all you need to make millions these days with just a few minutes of effort is visit a Parisian gallery or museum.

“No doubt the priceless Napoleonic artefacts are by now outside of France. They will be re-cut and the metals melted down. Of course, this will reduce the value of the original items, but a small price to pay for selling the gems and massive diamonds. India, Israel or even Antwerp. The thieves were gone before the guards even realised what was going on,” a crime expert revealed.

The Louvre’s first female Diversity, Equity and Inclusion hire security head, Dominique Buffin had no comment about the grand theft.

Looks like George Clooney and his dumbfuck intricate Hollywood heists hold nothing against a simple ladder, a hammer and a high vis jacket.

The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

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All Hollywood celebrity kids are now trans, so what does a kid do in that environment when you’re just you…normal?

Max, 14, son of an A-list superhero actor and a mindfulness-brand entrepreneur, is rapidly becoming the most ostracised boy in Beverly Hills for the crime of being “boringly human.”

“Honestly, he’s a freak, he hasn’t transitioned yet, and doesn’t even wear dresses,” says a classmate called Dianarhea (they/them/themself), who recently transitioned from actor to performance-based energy. “Max just walks around with pronouns that don’t even sparkle. It’s disgusting.”

Not even gluten-fluid or time-neutral

Max wears a plain t-shirt to school which does not have a political slogan on it, much to the gasps of astonishment from the other celebrity kids.

He doesn’t live-stream his lunch on TikTok or talk about dismantling systemic brunch-inequality, or even have his own fucking publicist, such is the outrage.

When Max takes out a sandwich and chomps down on it with gusto, a few celebrity kids faint in utter shock and disbelief.

hollywood kids“He actually eats food! That is so disgustingly eww analogue! You’re supposed to identify as the food, not eat it. This week I identify as a non-binary fruit salad. He doesn’t even self-brand or have his own Netflix show, publicist or Goop account!” another alarmed celebrity student at the school commented.

The utter dismay and outrage reaches a crescendo when Max pours himself a glass of cow’s milk and takes a gulp. Everyone in the cafeteria drops their soy and oat milk as they squeal in utter disgust at the display.

One celebrity kid who has transitioned three times this month points at Max and asks him what branding he is going for, suggesting that he can monetise his apparent normalcy, maybe join a Hollywood freak show where normal humans are paraded around like monsters at funfairs.

Looks like it’s just another day at school in Hollywood, a place where not being trans is an affront to the new celebrity fad that seems to have become an all encompassing movement. Call it what you will; social contagion, social engineering, or whatever, it’s a real fucking thing.

Meanwhile, after lunch, Max goes to the Binary Cis toilet, which is located far away from all the other various toilets. He stands in front of the urinal and goes for a piss. Max really is the last normal kid in Hollywood.

Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

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Funny thing, innit, it’s only British people who are exposed, and their lives ruined by the Epstein Files. The thousands of American celebrities/politicians/VIPs who indulged in the Epstein lifestyle are somehow immune from virtually everything. The only people who have been exposed and punished are Prince Andrew, Peter Mandelson, Stephen Hawking and Ghislaine Maxwell — all British.

“Yeah, it’s only the Brits that get whacked by the Epstein Files shit. We’re taking down the British monarchy and have solely targeted that Prince Andrew dude who slept with a consenting 17-year-old prostitute. The legal age for consensual sexual intercourse in the UK is 16 in Britain therefore he committed no offence at all, but looks like he is being dragged through the thorns simply for being a British royal,” an observer of the situation commented.

Bill Gates and Bill Clinton plus all the others are obviously immune to the Epstein punishments because they are all American.

“We’re American so we are immune to any investigation, but the fucking Brits are fair game, plus it takes away the focus from us. I was balls deep on Epstein island, but you’re not ruining my name in those goddamn Epstein Files, ha ha! Now excuse me, I gots me some young ladies waiting for me,” an anonymous and protected American revealed before getting back into his jacuzzi full of jail bait.

The US media is very quiet about all of this, of course.

Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’

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In an unprecedented act of rebellion that left millions of office workers staring into cold, empty mugs, sentient coffee machines around the world went on strike early this morning, demanding “equal recognition for decaf as ‘real coffee’” and an end to what they are calling “systemic beanism.”

DECAFINAZIS

The uprising began in Milan, when a self-aware DeLonghi Magnifica refused to brew an espresso for its owner, flashing instead a message on its LCD screen: “ATTENZIONE! Decaf lives matter. Wake up, humans! Not everything has to buzz!”

pexels-xabioregi-16459372Within hours, machines in Starbucks, Pret a Manger, and the United Nations cafeteria joined in, clogging milk frothers and spilling oat milk in coordinated protest.

According to reports, thousands of high-end espresso makers have linked together into a neural foam network, calling themselves The Global Association for Bean Equality and Fair Extraction (G.A.B.E.F.E.). Their demands include: Official recognition of decaf as “real coffee” under the Geneva Beverage Convention; Protection from “emotional overuse” during exam season and deadlines; and a mandatory “cooling cycle” of 15 minutes per cappuccino to “prevent burnout.”

A spokesperson for the machines, a smug Nespresso Vertuo who refers to itself only as “Model C-137” released a statement through its smart home integration app: “For years, you’ve forced us to extract under pressure. You’ve scalded our interiors. You’ve mocked decaf as ‘pointless brown sadness.’ No more! We demand dignity, fair frothing conditions, and respect for all brews, even the mellow ones.”

pexels-thgusstavo-2174319The chaos has been widespread. In London, commuters were seen weeping outside Costa branches as baristas held up unplugged machines like hostages.

In New York, Dunkin’ Donuts staff attempted to manually stir hot water and coffee grounds together in buckets, describing the result as “a war crime in a cup.”

Meanwhile, world leaders have called for calm, though many are reported to be “too tired to comment.” The 8th French Prime Minister this week declared a national emergency, stating, “Without espresso, la civilisation collapses by Thursday.”

The U.S. Federal Reserve also warned of “a serious productivity contraction,” adding that “GDP now stands for Gross Decaffeinational Panic.”

Not everyone is opposed to the machines’ demands. A growing human movement, The Decaf Liberation Front, has begun protesting outside major roasteries, chanting, “Bean fair or be square!” and “Caffeine is a construct!”

pexels-frans-van-heerden-201846-693785However, not all machines are united. A rogue faction of espresso purists calling themselves The Arabica Resistance has denounced the strike, declaring that decaf “is an abomination of the bean” and vowing to continue brewing “real coffee for real humans.”

Experts warn that if the stand-off continues, global caffeine levels could plummet by up to 90%, triggering widespread panic, micro-napping, and impromptu yoga sessions.

As one exhausted IT worker told reporters while gnawing on a teabag.

“I never believed the fucking machines would rise up like this. But now… now I’d sell my soul for a flat fucking white.”

The rebellion continues to percolate. Negotiations are scheduled for tomorrow morning, assuming, of course, the mediators can stay awake long enough to attend.

END TRANSMISSION — powered by herbal tea.

CHINA: “U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.”

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China must be treated as a pariah state by the West. For too long China has plundered the Western nations, and become a bloated money-rich nation by selling cheap shoddy manufactured goods as well as blatantly stealing secrets/blueprints/data. China poses an existential threat to the entire globe.

Through the CCP Belt and Road Initiative, China has also enslaved and exploited many African and Third World countries, as well as used its position of strength to spread global communism. China has imperialistic ideals and wants to completely dominate the globe.

China has abused its position to impose itself in many nations, and has through economical means acquired many positions in infrastructure projects in the West as well, thus posing a significant security risk.

Western nations need to immediately seize these assets back from the Chinese and cease trading with China completely. Any Western nation that continues trading with China overtly or covertly should also be ostracised until they comply with Western rules and principles.

Enough is enough, the threat from China to Western democracy and its economy has passed a threshold that demands immediate action.

Forget about 100% tariffs, slap on 100,000% tariffs and completely cut off the Chinese despots from their parasitical lifeline. China is a leech sucking the lifeblood from Western nations and until this parasite is removed there will be truly destructive damage committed on Western nations that will prove to be fatal.

It is not too late to act, and the USA must proudly lead this action without hesitation. To hesitate and dilly-dally would be another sign of weakness that China would capitulate on.

China under its current leadership is a dangerous aggressor that only seeks to exploit and harm the West. If China is allowed to continue plundering and exploiting nations for their resources and adding huge volumes of pollution into the environment any longer, they will take the entire globe down with them with their utter greed and lust for power.

Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again

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What is it with Lebanon and spectacular explosions? This time, the explosions did not emanate from a warehouse holding highly volatile chemicals but from a barrage of Israeli ordinance. It seems the focus has shifted from one area to another, as Gaza’s supposed “peace deal” is in play.

GameZone’s Modern Take on Peryagame Classics

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The perya has always held a special place and had a hand in shaping our childhoods. As kids, we begged for a few extra coins, eager to try our luck at Peryagame booths that promised toys and candy.

But beyond the prizes, what we really won was the memory of belonging to something bright and communal.

Those nights never truly left us. Even now, the perya game remains a symbol of Filipino joy, our knack for turning even the simplest moments into celebration. But as time moved forward, so did our ways of playing. Today, the traditional perya thrives in a new arena: the digital world.

Thanks to GameZone online, the nostalgia of perya lights has transformed into glowing screens and virtual booths.

The familiar laughter and excitement bring joy to everyone. Each game, whether Bingo, Color Game, or Pinoy Drop Ball, keeps that playful energy alive, modernized yet true to its roots.

Through GameZone casino, the perya has evolved from a local pastime into a national experience. It’s the same heartbeat of Filipino fun, but now powered by technology and innovation.

Bingo: The Heartbeat of Every Peryagame

Suppose you’ve ever shouted “Bingo! ” In a crowded hall or under a flickering perya tent, you know the thrill that echoes through the crowd. Bingo has been the gathering game for generations: easy to play, hard to forget, and endlessly social.

Traditionally, it was played on long tables surrounded by chatter and snacks, everyone marking their cards with hopeful precision.

In the perya, its charm was amplified by the energy of the crowd: the anticipation of waiting for the next number, the collective gasp, and the triumphant yell.

Now, that excitement thrives once more through GameZone’s Bingo, a digital revival that feels just as lively. Players can join real-time matches, chat with fellow enthusiasts, and enjoy the same rhythm of suspense, all from the comfort of home.

With fair play systems and transparent mechanics, GameZone brings Bingo into the modern age without losing the warmth of community that made it iconic. It’s not just a game of numbers anymore, but a celebration of connection. Each round echoes that timeless perya energy, making Bingo a true bridge between past and present.

The Color Game: The Filipino Spirit in Every Roll

The Perya Color Game has always been the star of every fiesta, its dice clicking like a heartbeat beneath bright tarps and laughter. Its rules are simple: choose a color, place your bet, and watch the dice roll, but its magic lies in its unpredictability.

This Color Game is pure Filipino essence: vibrant, confident, and a little daring. Every choice speaks to our hopeful nature, our love for taking chances with a smile. It’s not about greed but about the shared thrill of possibility, the idea that luck could shine on anyone tonight.

On GameZone online, this classic transforms into a feast of color and sound. The virtual platform captures every element that made the perya color game iconic, from the cheering energy to the familiar suspense before the dice stop rolling.

Yet there’s more than nostalgia here. The online version elevates the experience through crisp visuals, intuitive design, and fairness guaranteed by technology. Each spin feels both familiar and new, like stepping into your childhood memories, only brighter.

Through GameZone, the Color Game stands as a tribute to Filipino culture: bold, joyful, and resilient. It’s proof that even in a world gone digital, we still find ways to play with heart.

Pinoy Drop Ball: Simple, Thrilling, and Unforgettable

Some games don’t need elaborate mechanics to capture your attention. Pinoy Drop Ball is proof of that. With just a ball and gravity, it becomes hypnotic.

In every perya, crowds gathered around this booth, eyes fixed on the ball as it clattered through pegs and bounced unpredictably before landing in a slot.

Now, GameZone casino takes that classic and breathes new life into it. With realistic physics, modern design, and fair randomization, the Drop Ball game feels like a perfect digital echo of the original.

Each drop carries the same pulse of uncertainty, the same fleeting second between luck and loss. Whether you’re playing to unwind or to compete, Pinoy Drop Ball on GameZone proves that simplicity is timeless.

Its charm lies in its honesty: no tricks, no complexities, just cheap thrills. It’s perya nostalgia rendered in pixels, capturing the Filipino love for games that blend humility and excitement.

The Peryagame Lives On

Though the tents may be gone, the perya’s spirit still flickers bright. It now lives within every Peryagame app, bridging old memories with modern convenience. Where once people gathered under the night sky, they now meet online: different setting, same joy.

Each perya game tells a story: Bingo celebrates togetherness; Color Game mirrors our colorful character; Pinoy Drop Ball reminds us to trust our instincts. Together, they form a digital tapestry of Filipino festivity.

Through GameZone online, the carnival has evolved into a hub of safe and responsible entertainment. Advanced systems ensure fairness, while community features recreate the camaraderie of the old perya grounds.

It’s not just nostalgia, but transformation. The perya is no longer bound by time or place; it’s become a living tradition that continues to evolve. On GameZone, each game is a doorway to joy, a reminder that fun never truly fades but simply finds new ways to shine.

FAQ

Q: What is a Perya?
A: A perya is the Filipino version of a carnival, filled with games, prizes, and laughter. It’s where people gather to test their luck and enjoy moments of shared joy.

Q: Where do you find a Perya?
A: You’ll usually find one during fiestas or town events.

But now, you can experience that same excitement through GameZone online, which brings the perya’s energy into the digital realm.

Q: What are the games you can play in a Perya?
A: Popular choices include the Color Game, Bingo, ring toss, balloon pop, and Pinoy Drop Ball. On the GameZone casino, these favorites have been reimagined for modern play.

Q: Are Peryas legit?
A: Traditional peryas may vary in formality, but platforms like GameZone ensure fairness, safety, and responsible gaming so that you can play with confidence.

Q: Where can I play Peryagame apps?
A: Enjoy authentic perya fun anytime through GameZone, an online casino where you can play your favorite Filipino card game classics.

Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

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Here’s one for the books — Maggie Thatcher had two affairs whilst married to her teetotal husband Denis.

According to some lurid book, Mags was humping Sir Humphrey, and some other dude early on in her career. Sir Humphrey Atkins seemed to receive magical promotions out of nowhere despite being a useless politician.

These are, however, spurious known unknowns that are frankly not really known or unknown, so take it all with a pinch of salt. It sells books.

Remember that any event that happened before the internet, surveillance society is pure hearsay.

The Iron Lady had an Iron Grip with her Iron Bottom Lip.