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CHINA: “U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.”

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CHINA: “U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.”

China must be treated as a pariah state by the West. For too long China has plundered the Western nations, and become a bloated money-rich nation by selling cheap shoddy manufactured goods as well as blatantly stealing secrets/blueprints/data. China poses an existential threat to the entire globe.

Through the CCP Belt and Road Initiative, China has also enslaved and exploited many African and Third World countries, as well as used its position of strength to spread global communism. China has imperialistic ideals and wants to completely dominate the globe.

China has abused its position to impose itself in many nations, and has through economical means acquired many positions in infrastructure projects in the West as well, thus posing a significant security risk.

Western nations need to immediately seize these assets back from the Chinese and cease trading with China completely. Any Western nation that continues trading with China overtly or covertly should also be ostracised until they comply with Western rules and principles.

Enough is enough, the threat from China to Western democracy and its economy has passed a threshold that demands immediate action.

Forget about 100% tariffs, slap on 100,000% tariffs and completely cut off the Chinese despots from their parasitical lifeline. China is a leech sucking the lifeblood from Western nations and until this parasite is removed there will be truly destructive damage committed on Western nations that will prove to be fatal.

It is not too late to act, and the USA must proudly lead this action without hesitation. To hesitate and dilly-dally would be another sign of weakness that China would capitulate on.

China under its current leadership is a dangerous aggressor that only seeks to exploit and harm the West. If China is allowed to continue plundering and exploiting nations for their resources and adding huge volumes of pollution into the environment any longer, they will take the entire globe down with them with their utter greed and lust for power.

Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again

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Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again

What is it with Lebanon and spectacular explosions? This time, the explosions did not emanate from a warehouse holding highly volatile chemicals but from a barrage of Israeli ordinance. It seems the focus has shifted from one area to another, as Gaza’s supposed “peace deal” is in play.

GameZone’s Modern Take on Peryagame Classics

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GameZone’s Modern Take on Peryagame Classics

The perya has always held a special place and had a hand in shaping our childhoods. As kids, we begged for a few extra coins, eager to try our luck at Peryagame booths that promised toys and candy.

But beyond the prizes, what we really won was the memory of belonging to something bright and communal.

Those nights never truly left us. Even now, the perya game remains a symbol of Filipino joy, our knack for turning even the simplest moments into celebration. But as time moved forward, so did our ways of playing. Today, the traditional perya thrives in a new arena: the digital world.

Thanks to GameZone online, the nostalgia of perya lights has transformed into glowing screens and virtual booths.

The familiar laughter and excitement bring joy to everyone. Each game, whether Bingo, Color Game, or Pinoy Drop Ball, keeps that playful energy alive, modernized yet true to its roots.

Through GameZone casino, the perya has evolved from a local pastime into a national experience. It’s the same heartbeat of Filipino fun, but now powered by technology and innovation.

Bingo: The Heartbeat of Every Peryagame

Suppose you’ve ever shouted “Bingo! ” In a crowded hall or under a flickering perya tent, you know the thrill that echoes through the crowd. Bingo has been the gathering game for generations: easy to play, hard to forget, and endlessly social.

Traditionally, it was played on long tables surrounded by chatter and snacks, everyone marking their cards with hopeful precision.

In the perya, its charm was amplified by the energy of the crowd: the anticipation of waiting for the next number, the collective gasp, and the triumphant yell.

Now, that excitement thrives once more through GameZone’s Bingo, a digital revival that feels just as lively. Players can join real-time matches, chat with fellow enthusiasts, and enjoy the same rhythm of suspense, all from the comfort of home.

With fair play systems and transparent mechanics, GameZone brings Bingo into the modern age without losing the warmth of community that made it iconic. It’s not just a game of numbers anymore, but a celebration of connection. Each round echoes that timeless perya energy, making Bingo a true bridge between past and present.

The Color Game: The Filipino Spirit in Every Roll

The Perya Color Game has always been the star of every fiesta, its dice clicking like a heartbeat beneath bright tarps and laughter. Its rules are simple: choose a color, place your bet, and watch the dice roll, but its magic lies in its unpredictability.

This Color Game is pure Filipino essence: vibrant, confident, and a little daring. Every choice speaks to our hopeful nature, our love for taking chances with a smile. It’s not about greed but about the shared thrill of possibility, the idea that luck could shine on anyone tonight.

On GameZone online, this classic transforms into a feast of color and sound. The virtual platform captures every element that made the perya color game iconic, from the cheering energy to the familiar suspense before the dice stop rolling.

Yet there’s more than nostalgia here. The online version elevates the experience through crisp visuals, intuitive design, and fairness guaranteed by technology. Each spin feels both familiar and new, like stepping into your childhood memories, only brighter.

Through GameZone, the Color Game stands as a tribute to Filipino culture: bold, joyful, and resilient. It’s proof that even in a world gone digital, we still find ways to play with heart.

Pinoy Drop Ball: Simple, Thrilling, and Unforgettable

Some games don’t need elaborate mechanics to capture your attention. Pinoy Drop Ball is proof of that. With just a ball and gravity, it becomes hypnotic.

In every perya, crowds gathered around this booth, eyes fixed on the ball as it clattered through pegs and bounced unpredictably before landing in a slot.

Now, GameZone casino takes that classic and breathes new life into it. With realistic physics, modern design, and fair randomization, the Drop Ball game feels like a perfect digital echo of the original.

Each drop carries the same pulse of uncertainty, the same fleeting second between luck and loss. Whether you’re playing to unwind or to compete, Pinoy Drop Ball on GameZone proves that simplicity is timeless.

Its charm lies in its honesty: no tricks, no complexities, just cheap thrills. It’s perya nostalgia rendered in pixels, capturing the Filipino love for games that blend humility and excitement.

The Peryagame Lives On

Though the tents may be gone, the perya’s spirit still flickers bright. It now lives within every Peryagame app, bridging old memories with modern convenience. Where once people gathered under the night sky, they now meet online: different setting, same joy.

Each perya game tells a story: Bingo celebrates togetherness; Color Game mirrors our colorful character; Pinoy Drop Ball reminds us to trust our instincts. Together, they form a digital tapestry of Filipino festivity.

Through GameZone online, the carnival has evolved into a hub of safe and responsible entertainment. Advanced systems ensure fairness, while community features recreate the camaraderie of the old perya grounds.

It’s not just nostalgia, but transformation. The perya is no longer bound by time or place; it’s become a living tradition that continues to evolve. On GameZone, each game is a doorway to joy, a reminder that fun never truly fades but simply finds new ways to shine.

FAQ

Q: What is a Perya?
A: A perya is the Filipino version of a carnival, filled with games, prizes, and laughter. It’s where people gather to test their luck and enjoy moments of shared joy.

Q: Where do you find a Perya?
A: You’ll usually find one during fiestas or town events.

But now, you can experience that same excitement through GameZone online, which brings the perya’s energy into the digital realm.

Q: What are the games you can play in a Perya?
A: Popular choices include the Color Game, Bingo, ring toss, balloon pop, and Pinoy Drop Ball. On the GameZone casino, these favorites have been reimagined for modern play.

Q: Are Peryas legit?
A: Traditional peryas may vary in formality, but platforms like GameZone ensure fairness, safety, and responsible gaming so that you can play with confidence.

Q: Where can I play Peryagame apps?
A: Enjoy authentic perya fun anytime through GameZone, an online casino where you can play your favorite Filipino card game classics.

Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

Here’s one for the books — Maggie Thatcher had two affairs whilst married to her teetotal husband Denis.

According to some lurid book, Mags was humping Sir Humphrey, and some other dude early on in her career. Sir Humphrey Atkins seemed to receive magical promotions out of nowhere despite being a useless politician.

These are, however, spurious known unknowns that are frankly not really known or unknown, so take it all with a pinch of salt. It sells books.

Remember that any event that happened before the internet, surveillance society is pure hearsay.

The Iron Lady had an Iron Grip with her Iron Bottom Lip.

 

“Comrades, great news, Britain’s quality of life now lower than Gaza”

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“Comrades, great news, Britain’s quality of life now lower than Gaza”

News just in comrades, the quality of life and living standards in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is now lower than that of Gaza according to the G7 nations. This is all thanks to my growth budget which enabled serious growth in inflation, unemployment and taxation.

Comrades, I want more growth for the PRSB, and I know you cannot wait for my Nightmare Before Christmas Budget, which will bring more growth in taxation, more inflation, more unemployment and more growth in debt for the PRSB, along with more growth in immigration numbers.

Remember, it is all the fault of the capitalist scum like that fat orange cunt Trump, Brexit, Farage, and Mickey Mouse plus other people that we are forced to raise taxation on “working people”. None of this is of course the fault of my first punishing tax budget, the massive spending sprees on Big State salaries, the Laffer Curve, huge borrowing, stupid profligate spending, Net Zero, unions, council idiocy, etc., etc.

We said we support “working people”, and indeed we do. We support you by increasing taxes, council taxes, income taxes, national insurance taxes, wealth taxes, inheritance taxes, property taxes, we want to also bring out more subtle taxes so you will not notice your money disappearing so quickly. You are the “working people” so work hard you fucking tax cows, work yourselves to the bone in your jobs so that your money can be taken and spent on useless and expensive Net Zero projects that benefit no one apart from a few Labour higher-ups. Work in your fucking jobs so that the Big State can lavish vast pensions and salaries on its apparatchiks, work yourself to death you fucking pieces of shit so that when you retire and die we can take everything you worked for, leaving your family and children with nothing. Through our corrupt socialist system so normalised, you’ve stopped questioning it, you will work yourselves to death. Everywhere you turn, there’s a message telling you that you’re not enough, not successful enough, not beautiful enough, not happy enough. The Big State feeds off your misery, your tax. If you’re constantly chasing, you’re never present, and if you’re never present, you’re easy to control. You wake up, go to work, come home exhausted, distract yourself with screens, go to sleep, and repeat. Days turn into years, years into decades, and one day you wake up and realise you spent your entire life serving a system that never served you. But it goes deeper.

Labour’s evil Big State apparatus feeds on your stress, anxiety, fear, anger, and we have engineered a society that keeps you perpetually in these states. The news makes sure you’re afraid. Social media makes sure you’re comparing yourself to others. The failing economy built on debt makes sure you’re stressed about money. It’s a perpetual miserable tax farm, and you’re the fucking livestock and there’s no escape, prole scum — no escape.

PRODUCTION NEWS

In Sector 13 Grimsby, widget production increased by 0.0000015% this year. In sector 9, Scunthorpe, screw production increased by 0.000000000118%. Wheat production increased by minus 1,349% therefore all bread rations for proles will be ceased immediately. Oh, and Christmas has been cancelled until further notice. Have a nice fucking day.

Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate “Peace Deal”

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Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate “Peace Deal”

Amongst returning the hostages to Israel, the complete annihilation and removal of the threat of Hamas was also of prime importance to Israel — that never happened. The so-called everlasting peace deal has seen Israel withdraw from Gaza and Hamas emerge from their ratholes, and the remaining hospitals where they used civilians to hide amongst.

As soon as Israel withdrew, Hamas rolled out 15,000 soldiers armed to the teeth, and 56 administrators to oversee their version of a peace deal by going on the rampage once again to settle old scores with those they consider traitors. Hamas are also commandeering some of the aid that is now filtering through to Gaza, naturally they have troops to feed, plus they need to stockpile in their intact tunnel warehouses.

Sure, Trump made some progress in the first phase of the peace deal, but to see Hamas walking around with their weapons is counteractive to everything that is meant to be “peace”.

Hamas spokesperson Hazem Qassem has declared the terroist group will reject all Israeli demands related to weapons, saying:

“We will not be prisoners to Israeli terminology or demands. This will be a key focus in the next phase of our struggle.”

Qassem also signalled that Hamas plans to reinterpret the signed agreement on Gaza’s governance—pushing for a governing body that aligns with its agenda and preserves its influence.

Meanwhile, the US President has already moved on, and now wants to concentrate on a Ukraine peace deal; with a megalomaniacal killer like Putin intent on the destruction of his target, Donald Trump doesn’t seem to have a chance in hell.

Hamas is alive and well and declaring victory. Does Hamas still pose a threat to Israel? Yes, it does, and they are not going to disarm soon, it seems.

 

Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

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Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

The Labour government under Keir Starmer is one with the Chinese Communist Party, and when the global war becomes more prominent, and China comes knocking, the doors will be fully open for the Chinese communists to walk into Britain without a single shot being fired in defence. The thinking behind Labour is that the communists of China are beloved liberators of Western countries from democracy, and Labour are committed to the spread of global communism under China.

Much of the world is already engaged in dozens of interlinked conflicts. When we say war, conflict can be conducted under many guises. Amongst the actual military wars taking place, there are constant tech wars, political wars, geopolitical wars, economic wars, trade wars, as well as civil wars, in essence the current state of the globe is at war on many fronts.

Without the buffer of the internet, one could postulate that the world would probably be embroiled in some sort of all encompassing global war, and countries like the USA and UK in civil war. The internet, as divisive as it is, forms some kind of buffer from actual violence, but the sentiment is still there, of course.

The labour government has shown itself to be completely complicit with the CCP, and it openly detests the British people as well as Britain’s sovereign right to exist.

That Was the Trump Swing

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That Was the Trump Swing

The Don doesn’t just take swings with his Qi10 Max on the golf course, he takes swings on the global markets too, or should we say “stings”?

Traders don’t need all those stochastics, volume profiles or price action, they just need a Trump feed.

“Forget about all that tech analysis bullshit, fundamentals or that dentist appointment at 2:30; all you need to do is to watch what Trump says and writes on social media, then be prepared to act immediately,” a trader said on Monday after the markets recovered slightly.

On Friday, someone shorted Bitcoin and Ethereum half an hour before Trump made another 100% tariff threat against China. That person made $250 million in less than 3 minutes when all markets went vertical.

The Cost of Gaza – Another Thousand Years of Hate

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The Cost of Gaza – Another Thousand Years of Hate

Kill one Jew in Israel, kill hundred thousand Palestinians. There are only 18 million Jews in the entire world. There is a reason why Israelis fight back with such vehemence, especially after thousands of years of persecution. Do not blame Jews for having had enough, and do not blame the Palestinians for their programmed hatred from the minute they were born into the world. The entire Palestinian education system is skewed towards wanting the total destruction of Israel and its Jewish occupants. The Palestinians had 80 years of vast amounts of international aid pumped into Gaza amounting to trillions of dollars and could have built a paradise there, instead they built tunnels and rockets, and Hamas siphoned off billions of dollars of aid to offshore and Swiss accounts. The result was awakening the wrath of Israel after the October 7th attacks on innocent Israelis civilians.

The cost of Gaza will be another thousand years of hatred against Jews and Israelis, especially from the Palestinians, who teach their children from birth to wish upon the complete extermination of Israel and its people.

Once the guns fall silent in the rubble of Gaza, the hatred will last, from the river to the sea they will always chant, a chant steeped in utter resentment that calls for the systematic decimation of every Israeli in the region.

Hamas will not suddenly disappear, despite their actions bringing Gaza to a state of rubble once again, they will be there, planning.

Will there ever be peace in a region so full of bitterness and utter hatred? No, is the simple answer, not as long as the Palestinians live next to Israelis.

Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

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Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

Lenny Henry wants the Chinese government to pay black reparations charges of £18 trillion because “they have money to spare”. In an address during a stop at a Chinese restaurant in Notting Hill, the former comedian turned race activist stood firmly by his comments.

“Let the Chinese pay for it. They have loads of money, but due to decades of mass immigration and benefits bills, the UK is bankrupt. Give the Xing Ping Pong the cheque for £18 trillion, but maybe let’s round it off to £20 trillion.

“This ching chong Chinese food is great! I refuse to pay for it! I demand reparations for being black. Don’t you or anyone else dare mention that it was the African tribes and kings who sold off their black slaves in return for guns, booze, and blankets.”

With that, Mr. Henry stood up abruptly, threw the bill on the floor and walked out without paying a penny.

 

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