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EXCLUSIVE: We’re Giving Away 10,000 FREE Cruise Tickets

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This is an EXCLUSIVE offer that can only come from the Daily Squib. We are offering 10,000 FREE tickets on a luxury deluxe cruise ship departing next week from Cyprus.

GRETA THUNBERG WILL NOT BE ONBOARD

pexels-cottonbro-5111495 cruise 1The ALL-INCLUSIVE holiday of a lifetime will be enjoyed by 10,000 lucky recipients of the tickets. We’re talking all the booze you can drink, all the food you can eat, and all amenities for free. Don’t forget the nightly fireworks (massive explosions) display on deck or the dulcet tones of drones overhead.

Have you grown weary of predictable sunsets, tranquil seas, and holidays where nothing remotely newsworthy happens? Then step boldly into the extraordinary with our once-in-a-lifetime competition: 10,000 complimentary cruise tickets through the legendary Strait of Hormuz.

BONUS – Greta Thunberg will not be onboard, thankfully, because there is a real risk of danger and death.

LUXURY MEETS LINGERING UNCERTAINTY AND IMMINENT DEATH

Revel in the sight of massive explosions that loosen your fillings as you chomp on probably the last piece of fillet mignon you will ever taste. You could even witness the exciting moment of an Iranian torpedo entering the hull and the gush of tonnes of freezing oily water coming towards you at 100 MPH.

pexels-andreevaleksandar-17554345 cruise 2Forget about idle shuffleboard and lukewarm buffets. This is travel with serious tension, and constant Donald Trump updates every second religiously screened on every deck. Our state-of-the-art vessels offer panoramic viewing decks perfect for watching history unfold as the tiny Iranian boats manned by permanently devilishly grinning suicidal Iranians come closer with their mines and explosives. Feel the thrill of real-time headlines, the unsubtle hum of Iranian suicide drones circling above, and the unmistakable sense that you are somewhere most travel brochures quietly avoid.

Each guest receives a complimentary prayer bead so you can comfort yourself that everything is going to be okay.

You ever watched that wonderful film, The Poseidon Adventure? That valiant Shelley Winters moment that has haunted you ever since will be recreated in real time with some other old fat bird who was “fortunate” enough to be on the cruise with you.

If you like oil, there will be plenty of that on the cruise route. We’re talking barrels of the stuff caking the ocean as the Iranians blast another oil freight bound for Europe; just be careful when you carelessly toss over that finished cigar overboard.

Don’t forget to bring your binoculars for a spot of bird watching; although the birds and everything else will be caked in the black stuff, it may be hard to recognise the species.

SAFETY FIRST. ALWAYS FIRST. PROBABLY FIRST.

Your wellbeing is our top priority, which is why we have invested in the finest reassurances money can buy. Our crew are trained to smile confidently while using phrases like “out of an abundance of caution” and “purely precautionary”. Life jackets? They’re stylish and colour-coordinated with the overall décor and we promise you won’t need them as the ship goes under in less than 10 seconds.

Rest assured, every itinerary is planned with meticulous care and a flexible understanding of the phrase “subject to change”.

HOW TO ENTER

Simply answer one question:
“What is your ideal holiday mood?”

A. Absolute terror
B. Cultural enrichment
C. Wild adrenaline with a hint of existential thought before death

Send us your answer with a self-addressed-envelope to Strait of Hormuz Cruise, P.O. Box 3492, Waterloo Bridge, London, SE1 9PX

TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY

Winners may experience unforgettable trauma, PTSD, heightened awareness, and a newfound appreciation for shipping lanes and Persian cuisine. The organisers accept no responsibility for sudden loss of limbs, guaranteed death, or spoilt salmon mousse.

Trump: “Ya Gotta Finish What Ya Started!”

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Huh! Ceasefire?

C’mon now, just because the markets got a lil spooky, stopping the job now will just consign this thing to another 45 years of bullshit. It’s the Iranians, they’re squeezing onto those dangly Hormuz gangoolies. Shiiiet!

Trump, we know you get bored quick, and we know the old attention span is shot to shit, but seriously, this particular one needs to be finished.

The Don has a chance; he can do it and do it right… but this ain’t no time for a frickin’ ceasefire.

NO! This is some serious blue balls time. Ouch!!!!

BETRAYAL: China is Not Truly Communist and Mao Zedong Would Be Disgusted

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When people state that China is a triumph of communism; those people obviously do not know what communism, the Marxist-Leninist version of the communist political ideology, is. By embracing capitalist economic principles and practices, China has essentially dropped most of the ideological philosophy of Mao Zedong, Karl Marx, and Vladimir Lenin.

As the founding figure of the People’s Republic of China, Mao presided over a revolutionary project rooted in Marxist and Leninist principles, emphasising class struggle, collective ownership (collectivisation), and the eradication of inequality. Yet, looking at modern-day China, it is difficult to ignore the profound transformation that has taken place since his death in 1976.

Many observers argue that the system that now defines China would have been unrecognisable, and perhaps deeply troubling, to Mao himself.

Of course, today’s China does incorporate a totalitarian/authoritarian form of faux communist ideology, but this is invariably intertwined with capitalistic elements, stock markets, billionaires, and the inevitable wealth gaps and inequality that capitalism brings.

The turning point for China came under the leadership of Deng Xiaoping, who initiated sweeping economic reforms in the late 1970s and early 1980s. These reforms dismantled much of the centrally planned economy and introduced market mechanisms, private enterprise, and foreign investment.

While the Chinese Communist Party retained political control, the economic sphere was increasingly opened to forces traditionally associated with capitalism.

Deng famously justified this shift with a rationalist ethos, suggesting that it did not matter whether a cat was black or white so long as it caught mice. Ideological purity was subordinated in favour of economic performance. It seemed that the Chinese wanted the good things in life as much as the capitalists were enjoying in the rest of the world.

Over the decades, this capitalistic approach has produced extraordinary economic growth. China transformed itself into a global economic powerhouse and the globalists’ manufacturing hub, where pretty much everything is made cheaply, then transported to the rest of the world and sold for huge profit.

However, this success has also brought consequences that sit uneasily alongside classical Marxist doctrine. The rise of billionaires, vast private fortunes, and powerful corporate interests appears fundamentally at odds with the ideal of a classless society. Wealth disparities between urban and rural areas, as well as between different regions, have widened significantly.

Mao Zedong’s vision of China mirrored that of Karl Marx’s economic principles that focus on a critique of capitalism, arguing that it relies on the exploitation of the working class (proletariat) by the owner class (bourgeoisie) through the extraction of surplus value.

Key underlying concepts include the labour theory of value, historical materialism, and the inevitable shift toward collective ownership. Marx argued that capitalism forces workers to sell their labour for subsistence wages, alienating them from their work. In modern China, this is very much true, with millions of Chinese workers paid at a very basic subsistence level.

Moreover, the emergence of what some describe as “crony capitalism” has fuelled concerns about corruption and the concentration of power.

Although the state remains dominant in key sectors, the blending of political authority and private wealth has created an environment in which influence and resources are often closely intertwined. This raises questions about whether the system still reflects the egalitarian aspirations that once defined the revolutionary movement.

From a strictly ideological perspective, the current model is difficult to reconcile with orthodox Marxism-Leninism. Classical theory envisages the eventual abolition of private property and the withering away of class distinctions.

Contemporary China, by contrast, operates a hybrid system in which the state guides and regulates a largely market-driven economy. While the Party continues to invoke socialist rhetoric and maintains tight political control, the lived economic reality for many citizens resembles that of a capitalist society.

The Chinese leadership often argues that its approach represents an adaptation of socialism to national conditions, sometimes described as ‘socialism with Chinese characteristics.’ For many traditionalists, what the Chinese leadership is doing today is dabbling in greed-fuelled capitalistic behaviour that denigrates and betrays the core philosophy of Mao Zedong and his vision for China.

Inequality is rife, especially in rural areas of China, where poverty is still a major factor of life. Whilst the showcase cities and their lights display wealth, many Chinese people have been left behind. In this respect, the betrayal and desecration of pure Chinese communist ideology is complete. One could even postulate that some European countries, like the UK hold more communistic characteristics, especially with their welfare system and socialist NHS and education systems.

The prominence of private wealth, the persistence of inequality, and the role of profit-driven enterprise are prime examples of this abandonment of communism.

China is not communist; it is a corrupt capitalist dictatorship.

ENERGY COSTS: Using the Oven in the UK Now Costs £650 For 20 Minutes

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The spiralling costs of energy in the UK are frankly insane. Using the oven for 20 minutes now costs £650. Boiling the kettle for a cup of tea costs £280. Having a hot fucking shower now costs each UK householder £1,347, and that’s for a 15-minute soak. As for filling the bath, you better get your house re-mortgaged because that will cost £6,700.

Filling your car? You’ll be lucky to get a full tank for lower than £3,900. Putting a light on in a room – that’s now £8.97 per fucking minute.

Not only that! As costs in energy go whacko, so does everything else. Think about it for a second; everything has to be delivered to the shops by trucks, trains and planes. Add on the energy costs for businesses that are then passed on to the customer. Well, how’s about a cheese sandwich for £34.97 or a cheeseburger for £87.93? If you can find a pub that hasn’t already closed down, that’ll be £468 for a half lager.

All of this because the stupid Net Zero cunts in Labour will not drill the billions of barrels of oil and gas in the North Sea, instead opting to buy oil from abroad thousands of miles away at insane transportation costs that add even more pollution or from Norway, who are themselves drilling in the North Sea.

Thank you, Labour, you fucking ludicrously stupid, moronic, retarded muppets.

Starmer’s Rickshaw Crashes On Way to PMQs

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Keir Starmer had a close call yesterday whilst making his way to PMQs in an overcrowded rickshaw.

According to reports from the Evening Standard, the rickshaw driver was swerving all over the road near Trafalgar Square en route to the Houses of Parliament when there was a brief altercation with a herd of cows, some goats, and a one-legged blind beggar on crutches.

The rickshaw hit the blind man at the zebra crossing but continued on without stopping.

Witnesses say that the PM was holding on for dear life as the rickshaw with 8 occupants swerved erratically to avoid various large potholes, farm animals, and pedestrians crossing the road.

Arguwal Banarjee, from Wood Green, was not happy with the situation.

“You would think the Prime Minister of Great Britain would know better. Blimey! He should not be travelling in one of those rickshaws in the first place. Those drivers are paagal! The streets are looking like a third-world country or something like that! It’s a bloody, blimey disgrace, sahib!”

50+ Investable Opportunities Found in a New Analysis Providing Economic Gains

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New research from the World Economic Forum has identified more than 50 investible opportunities across 13 sectors that are already generating revenue or delivering cost savings for businesses and investors. Despite the fact that over half of global GDP is highly or moderately dependent on nature, capital continues to flow disproportionately into activities that harm the natural environment, creating systemic risks while leaving valuable commercial opportunities underexploited.

The findings highlight a growing range of investment prospects, including precision agriculture, sustainable cement, battery recycling, and industrial water management, all of which have the potential to protect natural ecosystems while delivering financial returns. Further details are available in the full report.

Published in Geneva on 17 March 2026, the report suggests that these opportunities could contribute up to $10.1 trillion annually in business revenues and cost savings by 2030.

Titled 50 Investible Opportunities for a New Nature Economy and developed in collaboration with Oliver Wyman, the report also underscores the growing economic risks associated with the misalignment between nature-related risks and current capital allocation, as well as the scale of missed commercial potential.

This analysis comes at a time when global investment patterns remain significantly out of balance. According to the United Nations Environment Programme, around $7.3 trillion is still invested each year in activities that damage ecosystems, compared with approximately $220 billion directed towards nature-based solutions.

The opportunities identified in the report offer practical ways to generate returns while helping to close this gap.

In a similar vein to the challenges faced in meeting the targets of the Paris Agreement, global progress on biodiversity goals is lagging.

Achieving the target of halting and reversing nature loss by 2030 will require renewed commitment and innovative approaches.

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Sebastian Buckup, Managing Director at the World Economic Forum, emphasised the need for a shift towards an economic model that delivers prosperity within planetary limits, noting that industries and financial institutions are increasingly recognising that nature-positive strategies are not only socially responsible but also commercially advantageous.

As businesses face rising exposure to issues such as water scarcity, soil degradation, pollution and stricter environmental regulations, nature-related risks are becoming tangible financial concerns with direct implications for long-term profitability.

Drawing on an assessment of around 250 business activities, the report identifies more than 50 investment-ready opportunities across high-impact sectors that could support efforts to halt and reverse environmental damage by 2030.

These solutions aim to reduce pressure on land, water, and natural resources while driving revenue growth, lowering costs, and mitigating risk.

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Sustainable Cement and Concrete Blends

One example explored in the report is sustainable cement and concrete blends.

These alternatives reduce reliance on newly quarried materials by incorporating recycled industrial by-products or recovered construction materials, while maintaining comparable structural performance to conventional concrete. They also support compliance with environmental regulations and respond to increasing demand for lower-impact construction materials.

In addition to their commercial viability, these materials offer environmental benefits by reducing quarrying activity, lowering pollution and decreasing the energy required for production.

Although many sustainable blends currently carry a higher price than traditional concrete, largely due to established supply chains and economies of scale favouring conventional products, the report suggests that as production scales and risks are reduced, these alternatives present a compelling investment opportunity.

Derek Baraldi, Head of Sustainable Finance at the World Economic Forum, described the issue as fundamentally one of capital allocation, noting that organisations integrating nature into their strategies are not only managing risk but also positioning themselves for long-term competitive advantage.

The Function of Financial Institutions and Capital

dinydekort-owl-9294302_1280Financial institutions are identified as key enablers in scaling these solutions. By providing capital for new production processes and facilities, and by deploying instruments such as sustainability-linked loans, guarantees and blended finance, they can help bring innovative solutions to market more quickly while reducing associated risks.

To support this transition, the report outlines several priority actions for financial institutions, including improving internal understanding of nature-related issues, developing new financial products, fostering collaboration, enhancing data usage and leveraging strategic discussions around nature transitions to identify viable investment opportunities.

These steps are intended to build a strong pipeline of nature-positive investments capable of delivering both financial and environmental returns.

The report also highlights the fundamental dependence of business on natural systems, including reliable water supplies, fertile soils, biomass and ecosystem services such as pollination and flood protection.

Existing examples, such as industrial water management systems addressing water scarcity and precision agriculture techniques reducing fertiliser runoff, demonstrate how businesses can create value while supporting environmental objectives.

Ultimately, the realignment of capital towards nature-positive investments is presented as essential for protecting biodiversity and ensuring the resilience of the natural systems that underpin the global economy.

The World Economic Forum’s Nature-Positive Transitions report series continues to explore pathways for reversing environmental degradation by 2030. Focusing on key industries, it examines how sectors both impact and depend on nature, while outlining practical steps businesses can take to reduce harm, manage risks, strengthen resilience and unlock new opportunities across value chains. Sectors covered include technology, automotive, cement and concrete, chemicals, household and personal care products, mining and metals, as well as ports and offshore wind.

Strait of Hormuz: Shame on Many Coward NATO Members

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The entire global economy is threatened. As this piece is written, Brent crude flits around the 106-dollar mark, and the upward momentum looks strong. Meanwhile, multiple NATO countries are not acting; their navies are docked at their home ports, and politicians are staying silent, shuffling their feet when real action is needed. The operation on Iran cannot just be left to the USA and Israel to foot, but their valiant effort needs help as they shoulder the burden. Shame! NATO countries only think of themselves and do not have any thought for the entire organisation and the global condition we are in right now.

President Trump has had to deal with countries like the UK denying the use of airbases and many other NATO leaders umming and ahhing when asked for military assistance in this major conflict. America should remember their cowardice and reticence and punish them severely. This shameful behaviour is a fucking disgrace. Cowards like Keir Starmer should be ousted from their positions immediately and disgraced. History will remember their lack of courage in a time of war.

Iran is resilient; they can be bombed daily and lose everything yet still revel in their survival, the ultimate epitome of the cockroach. The psychotic religious zealots and their Twelverism keep them going, along with their rat kebabs.

Any nation that depends on oil tankers that go through the Strait of Hormuz needs to get off their fucking asses and bring out their ships, sailors, and submarines. Aircraft carriers, battleships, all of that shit.

Is NATO fit for purpose? Well, we are soon going to find out.

 

 

Shia Islamic Iran Willing to Take Down Globe For the Twelfth Imam

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This is not just a war with Israel and the USA against Iran. Iranians are not Arabs; they are Persians. In this respect, the majority Sunni Muslim Arabs and Turks are the enemy as much as the Israelis and Americans. For the psychotic cult of the Shia clerics, these are the End of Days, and the cultists are awaiting the Twelfth Imam to appear from the midst of the violent explosions, missiles, and drones. The Shia Islamic zealots are looking to take down the entire globe with them, and they will do it gladly aligned with their skewed belief system and superstitious predictions.

The Final Struggle

Air power never wins a war, and the U.S. needs to learn this hard lesson if it wants to stop these suicidal Shia nutcases going ahead with their apocalypse. Only a major operation with boots on the ground will solve this Persian problem.

Global economic destruction, escalating regional conflict, escalating global conflict, the destruction of the previous world order and invisible red lines.

Many Western analysts completely misunderstand Iran because they assume Iranian leaders think about time, power, and conflict in the same strategic framework as secular states. They do not. In the ideological core of the Islamic Republic, there is a religious worldview rooted in Twelver Shi’a theology that changes how history, legitimacy, and patience are perceived.

The new Khamenei and many of the Iranian hierarchy have apocalyptic beliefs rooted in Shi’ite Islamic scripture.

The Hidden—or Twelfth—Imam plays a dominant role in one specific form of Shi’ite Islamic theology, called “Twelverism,” which happens to be the primary belief system of Iran’s leadership.

Muhammad al‑Mahdi, the final of the Twelve Imams. He was born around 868 CE in Samarra (modern Iraq). In 874 CE he entered “occultation,” a divinely ordained disappearance from public life. He is believed to still be alive but hidden until the end of time. At a divinely chosen moment he will reappear as the Mahdi (“the Guided One”). This belief is the central eschatological doctrine of Twelver Shi’ism

This is the messianic belief that at the end of days, the Hidden Imam will appear in the midst of a violent apocalyptic scenario played out on a battleground stained with infidels’ blood.

In Twelver theology, the Mahdi’s return marks the final stage of history. The world will be filled with injustice, corruption, and chaos. The Mahdi will emerge and establish global justice and true Islamic rule. In some traditions he returns alongside Jesus, who helps defeat evil.

The dominant doctrine of the Iranian system is Velayat-e Faqih (“Guardianship of the Jurist”), which states that clerics govern temporarily during the Imam’s absence.

The state is therefore seen as provisional until the Mahdi returns.

In other words, the Iranian mullahs welcome their own destruction as long as they take all others with them (specifically Israel).

Iranian Regime Now Releasing AI-Generated Disinformation of Captured US Soldiers

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This is getting desperate. The Iranian regime is now spamming social media sites with AI-generated disinformation videos that some people are taking for fact. Disinformation is utilised in wartime as a weapon in itself and in this case is being used to demoralise those who believe what they are seeing is true.

The origination of this disinformation is not known, but it does not necessarily have to come from Iran and could come from Russia or China, or any other country aligned against the USA.

The following video, which depicts U.S. soldiers as prisoners, is a prime example of such disinformation, and the U.S. government should be onto these videos, shutting them down. Unfortunately, social media sites do not bother, but it is surprising that the U.S. intelligence apparatus is allowing these videos to proliferate across the net.

The Have-Nots Don’t Have Anything to Lose – But You Do!

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The have-nots, the people who never bothered to be educated or work, are now a large portion of the population. They don’t have pension plans, properties, cars, mortgages, holidays, or children; they just have nothing. They are the epitome of Nietzschian nihilism and a celebration of the Untermensch subhuman subculture, a symptom of the consumer culture on steroids that is part of the modern developed world.

When they have nothing to lose, they gravitate towards the riots, the looting, and the expression of violence as a predilection of their terminal condition.

There will be more of these instances and at an increasing rate as the have-nots do not have anything to lose now. Emboldened, disillusioned, and at the end of their tether, their wrath will eventually erupt in one almighty BANG.

What do they want? They want what you have; they want to take it from you, to destroy it, to break it, and to deny you, the person who worked hard for it, the right to have those things. Their mindset is, if they can’t have it, they will take it by force or deny you owning it.

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