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“Comrades, there is nothing to see in the Northern Ireland riots. Everything is fine!”

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“Comrades, there is nothing to see in the Northern Ireland riots. Everything is fine!”

Comrades, you may think that something is going on in Northern Ireland. Nothing is going on. Everything is fine. There are no riots, and our programme of diversity and inclusivity is perfectly intact. Beheadings are perfectly normal practices as well as bathing in cow’s urine, eating cow shit, having 12 underage wives and female genital mutilation. Do not forget that rape is a perfectly acceptable practice in some imported cultures, so if you are raped or one of your family members is raped, just notch it up as inclusivity at work within a diverse socialist society. If you report such actions, they did not happen, and you will be arrested for racism and hate crimes.

You must love diversity and inclusion within our inclusive, equal culture, or you will be deemed a racist fascist hate criminal and completely deleted and liquidated and thoroughly cancelled, as well as publicly shamed for the rest of your short life.

Remember, nothing is going on in Northern Ireland. We will ban all information from being reported from there, but there is nothing happening there anyway, so do not go to social media, or you yourself will be liquidated. Stasi officers will be monitoring all media so you will be caught if you are trying to find out about something that is not happening anyway.

PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN BULLETIN

MAHJOUB JA’ALIYYING, 34, FROM A BELFAST 5-STAR BOUTIQUE HOTEL, HAS BEEN AWARDED £4,500 WEEKLY POCKET MONEY AND DAILY VISITS TO A THREE-STAR MICHELIN RESTAURANT FOR MULTIPLE RAPES, TWO BEHEADINGS, AND FORCIBLY MARRYING AN UNDERAGE GOAT IN A LOCAL FARM. THE VICTIMS WERE ALL REPORTED FOR RACISM AND HANDCUFFED EVEN WHEN DEAD, AND THE ONES WHO WERE STILL ALIVE WERE SENT TO INCLUSIVITY, EQUITY AND DIVERSITY RE-EDUCATION FACILITIES BEFORE BEING CANCELLED, SHAMED AND LIQUIDATED IN DISGRACE. REMEMBER — NOTHING HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING IS FINE. IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE AND YOU VOICE YOUR DISSATISFACTION, YOU ARE A RACIST FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT, AND YOU WILL BE DISAPPEARED.

EU Engineers of Mass Third World Immigration Observe the Riots

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EU Engineers of Mass Third World Immigration Observe the Riots

Imagine dumping thousands of third-world migrants into Irish zones where they can’t even tolerate different sectors of Christianity, let alone completely different cultures or public beheadings. Ironically, the current state of third-world influx has united the Protestant and Catholic communities, so well done, EU engineers, on that front; now they’re all rioting together. The utopian Schengen borders only work in an ideal situation where the outer borders of the EU are not porous or military-age men from the third world are not constantly trying to infiltrate Europe. The elite EU political class who have created this mess do not have to live next to third-world people or be forcibly introduced to their culture. They instead think that ordinary members of the indigenous populations should endure this multi-front battle, but it’s not working, is it?

The result? Chaos and disorder…but maybe that is what they planned in the first place…

Just Another Attempted Beheading in Third World Britain

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Just Another Attempted Beheading in Third World Britain

When you import the Third World in by the millions, it’s no surprise that you become the Third World soon enough. Welcome to Third World Britain, where mediaeval slaughter and beheadings come as standard now.

“I was in my local Tesco last night; some guy came in with a large knife. He was blurting out some African language. He then grabbed a man putting some crumpets into his trolley and started rasping the large knife across his neck. It was another beheading. Some of the blood squirted onto my suede loafers I had bought in Milan last year. I was bloody furious,” a witness to the regular beheadings revealed on Tuesday.

Third World Immigrant: “I escaped a Third World Sh*thole to come to what is now a Third World Sh*thole”

Mass EU Third World Immigration Means Death of UK Welfare State

Wine Connoisseur Spotted at the Shops

“I Really Enjoyed the Notting Hill Carnival Despite Being Stabbed Eight Times”

beheading advice woke dei policeIt seems that the 5-star hotels the millions upon millions of Third World migrants are put up in are not enough.

Professor Choppof from Durham University has studied the data and revealed his findings in a recent paper.

“Unfettered mass immigration, thanks to the Tony Blair years and consecutive governments afterwards, including the Conservatives, has resulted in Britain becoming a third-world country. Beheadings are now part of the natural process of assimilation the British people are enjoying at the moment. Beheading of random people in the street will soon become normalised British culture, and we need to embrace the shift in cultural assimilation. Excuse me, I am on my way to behead a random person.”

Beheading! It’s all fun and games in third-world Britain

Meanwhile, in Ireland…

Good! It’s Back On!

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Good! It’s Back On!

Israel must prevail, stick to its guns and continue to create a buffer zone around the hornets’ nest that surrounds the country. Trump must now be left behind. His concern was never with completion, as he is a dilettante in all his endeavours. Concerned more with the upcoming midterms, the oil price and his social media status, he has been a huge disappointment. When you enter a war, you better fucking mean it and not go in half-hearted because if you do that, you have lost already. The Iranians have been preparing for this moment for 40 years; Trump prepared for it in 15 minutes. The final denouement will be achieved by Israel with consistency and perseverance. For thousands of years, these people have been hunted down, persecuted and murdered in cold blood en masse. Enough is enough. Iran, Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthis and pretty much everyone else wants Israel wiped off the fucking map. That is what the far-leftist mantra “From the river to the sea” actually means; it points to a mass genocide where every Jew is slaughtered where they stand. The war in Ukraine is also ongoing, and this is where the Russian leader, Putin, will have to make a crucial decision because his poorly equipped army is losing ground and the whirling turbine of the ‘Ukraine Meatgrinder’ increases its velocity with vicious veracity. The Russian economy is on its fucking knees, and soon the cornered rat may have to strike out again — just for survival. This may be a time for expansion to alleviate the pressure for his beleaguered forces in Ukraine. As for the brave Ukrainians, their self-sufficiency can only be admired as they fight for their existence utilising the brutal methods of drone technology. As the Strait of Hormuz remains a contentious issue, one must look upon the global implication and how these days are ones of supreme ‘change’, which sometimes requires constructive destruction to create the necessary outcome. In Labour’s bankrupt Britain, meanwhile, there is only derision and a sense of profound irresponsibility as Labour refuse to even consider increasing the military defence budget. The disgraced, corrupt Labour regime is more concerned with its own political survival than the survival of the entire nation. By ignoring the problem like the Labour government is doing, along with Trump, they are prolonging war and condemning the region and globe to capitulation and defeat at the hands of the Iranian regime.

Commissar Reeves: “Thanks to my policies we now have 3 trillion debt and the IMF has to bail us out!”

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Commissar Reeves: “Thanks to my policies we now have 3 trillion debt and the IMF has to bail us out!”

Comrades, thanks to my wonderful taxation policies of increasing taxation levels to never-before-seen levels and punishing all business and wealth in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, I am increasing the national debt to over 3 trillion Soviet pounds. Not only that, our beloved Labour Party spent all the money on socialist pet projects that bring no economic benefit to the country, so the IMF will now have to bail us out.

I am proud to announce that thanks to Labour’s profligate spending on useless socialist pet projects, Britain’s debt burden is projected to rise above 96 percent of GDP. The last time debt reached that level was in the early 1960s, and that was after Britain was still paying off the bloody Yanks for WW2.

When I came into office, I made up a false story that the Tories had left a £22bn black hole in the public finances, and everyone believed me. That gave me an excuse to punish businesses – and working people – with £40bn tax rises in my first Budget. I then went on a wild £70bn per year spending spree mainly on enlarging the Big State and rewarding Big State aparatchiks with vast diamond-plated salaries and pensions working from home on a two-day work week. Naturally this required yet more borrowing. Thankfully unemployment and immigration are up, which is a vast burden on the welfare system, which I have made sure to increase spending on. After that and taxing business to death and all, there was no headroom, so I had to increase taxes by another 45 percent, increase NI contributions, minimum wage payments, which killed off all economic growth in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. That’s why we now have high inflation, increasing tax, increasing unemployment, and increasing debt, which is rising at exponential levels thanks to my policies of ruination and socialist misery.

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The magic socialist money tree

There was a lady in the 1980s who once said something like this: “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.” Personally, I do not see that as a “problem”; it’s just what we do before we get voted out for another few decades, and then when people have had enough of the other lot, they vote us in again to do the same thing all over again.

We love spending, and spending other people’s money until nothing is left, then borrowing more money until everything is okay again. The fact that the country will pay over £1.92 billion per week on interest payments alone to service the debt is of no consequence. We’ll leave that for the next five generations to solve. As long as our own gold-plated Big State salaries and pensions are serviced, the rest can fuck off.

Net Zero is not about the environment, silly. It’s about equality — equality in poverty. The population will all be equal in Net Zero because they will all be poor…apart from us, of course, the Big State Labour Party. This will be part of the transition from socialism to communism.

Geoeconomic Fragmentation Expands Beyond Traditional Rivalries as Economic Costs Escalate

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Geoeconomic Fragmentation Expands Beyond Traditional Rivalries as Economic Costs Escalate

The economic impact of global geoeconomic fragmentation is becoming increasingly significant, with current estimates suggesting annual costs of between $213 billion and $307 billion to the world economy. At the same time, fragmentation is contributing an additional 0.2 to 0.3 percentage points to global inflation.

What was once largely a phenomenon affecting geopolitical competitors is now spreading to long-standing allies, including the European Union, Canada, Japan and South Korea. Emerging and developing economies are expected to experience the most severe consequences, with countries outside the major geopolitical blocs facing potential reductions in economic output of 10.7%, compared with a global average decline of 6.4%. Despite these challenges, regional integration initiatives are providing new opportunities to strengthen resilience.

A new report published today by the World Economic Forum reveals that geoeconomic fragmentation is imposing annual costs of between $213 billion and $307 billion on the global economy.

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Increasing geopolitical tensions, concerns over economic security and changing trade relationships among major economies have accelerated fragmentation throughout 2025 and 2026, with growing effects on international trade, investment and financial systems.

The report, Deepening Divides: The Cost of a More Fragmented Financial System, produced in partnership with Oliver Wyman, a Marsh business, is the second publication in the Forum’s fragmentation research series. It highlights how escalating tariffs, investment restrictions and retaliatory economic measures are reshaping the global economic landscape.

According to the report, the increased use of economic statecraft during 2025 and 2026 represents a significant shift in the operation of global trade and finance. While earlier analysis focused primarily on tensions between geopolitical rivals, the latest findings point to a broader structural transformation.

Tariffs and investment controls are now increasingly affecting economies that have traditionally maintained close economic and political ties, including the United States, the European Union, Canada, Japan and South Korea. This trend is increasing costs for businesses while creating greater uncertainty around international trade and investment.

Matthew Blake, Managing Director and Head of the Centre for Financial and Monetary Systems at the World Economic Forum, noted that the global financial system has come under growing pressure from geopolitical and economic fragmentation. Despite these challenges, he observed that the system has remained relatively resilient. Financial markets have continued to respond dynamically to changing policy environments, while governments have generally avoided actions that could undermine confidence in the international financial framework. He emphasised that maintaining trust and stability will be essential to sustaining long-term economic growth and prosperity as fragmentation continues.

The report warns that the economic consequences are becoming increasingly severe. As fragmentation becomes more deeply embedded across financial systems and trade relationships, and as barriers continue to rise even among allied nations, the likelihood of escalation and long-term economic disruption grows. Should current trends intensify into more extreme fragmentation scenarios, global economic losses could reach $6.9 trillion, equivalent to 6.4% of world GDP. Such an impact would exceed the size of every national economy except those of the United States and China.

pexels-jack-sparrow-4047288The effects are not confined to governments and corporations. Households are also experiencing the consequences of geoeconomic fragmentation. Existing policies are estimated to increase global inflation by between 0.2 and 0.3 percentage points, reducing purchasing power across many economies. In the United States, the report estimates that real wages have already been affected, with low-skilled workers earning 0.33% less in real terms, medium-skilled workers 0.49% less, and high-skilled workers 0.66% less. Similar pressures on household spending power are emerging across other major economies.

Daniel-Tannebaum Atlantic CouncilDaniel Tannebaum, Partner and Global Leader of the Anti-Financial Crime Practice at Oliver Wyman, stated that business leaders consistently express a need for greater certainty. He noted that organisations are struggling to navigate an environment characterised by unpredictable tariffs, sanctions and economic restrictions. Without clearer and more stable policy frameworks, risks to investment, economic growth and financial stability are likely to continue increasing.

The report also highlights the disproportionate exposure of emerging markets and developing economies. These countries are expected to suffer the greatest consequences of financial fragmentation. Under the most severe scenario modelled, economies outside the principal geopolitical blocs, many of which fall into the emerging market category, could experience output losses of 10.7%, compared with a global average decline of 6.4%.

Several structural factors contribute to this vulnerability. Emerging economies often possess less developed capital markets and rely more heavily on international investment flows. As a result, they are more exposed to disruptions arising from a less integrated global financial system.

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Africa provides a clear example of both the risks and opportunities associated with fragmentation. The continent’s dependence on external sources of capital means that a more divided financial system could make development funding more expensive and less predictable. However, initiatives aimed at strengthening regional integration offer pathways towards greater resilience. Programmes such as the African Continental Free Trade Area (AfCFTA) and the Pan-African Payment and Settlement System (PAPSS) are helping to foster stronger regional economic cooperation. Africa may also benefit from long-term trends, including rapid population growth and substantial reserves of critical raw materials.

Although geoeconomic fragmentation is unlikely to be reversed in the near future, the report argues that its effects can be managed. Policymakers are encouraged to establish common safeguards that protect the integrity of the financial system, including respect for the rule of law, independent monetary policy, limitations on the seizure of sovereign assets and protection of government data.

The report also calls for greater international agreement on the appropriate use of economic statecraft, ensuring that measures designed to strengthen national security and economic resilience do not unnecessarily undermine global growth. Greater policy predictability is considered essential to maintaining investment flows and preserving the effective functioning of international capital markets.

In addition, policymakers are urged to support interoperability between payment systems and digital currencies while helping businesses adapt to an increasingly fragmented economic environment. Regional integration initiatives, including AfCFTA, PAPSS and efforts to strengthen domestic and regional capital markets such as the European Savings and Investments Union, are identified as important tools for maintaining resilience.

Taken together, these measures could help preserve financial stability and economic resilience even as fragmentation continues to reshape the global economy.

The report updates the World Economic Forum’s 2025 fragmentation analysis to reflect policy developments and market conditions throughout 2025 and the early part of 2026. Its modelling assesses the economic effects of current trade and financial policies while exploring a range of potential escalation scenarios involving economic output, inflation, trade flows and wages.

The analysis incorporates revised assumptions relating to tariffs, countermeasures, transmission effects and restrictions on services trade. It also draws upon qualitative insights gathered from business leaders, policymakers and financial sector specialists, including perspectives from across Africa.

 

 

Another Grotesque Tragedy in Labour’s Stab Britain

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Another Grotesque Tragedy in Labour’s Stab Britain

It’s another tragedy in Labour’s Stab Britain that will get minimal comments by Labour politicians because it does not align with woke programming theory. A young man stabbed four times by a Sikh was casually ignored by the police when he told them he had been stabbed four times. He was then pushed into the ground and handcuffed, where he died. Labour’s woke two-tier police programming is certainly very effective in its technique of indoctrination. There is little or no comment about this boy’s tragic death because the colour of his skin was wrong; it was white. The woke ideology is based on race and gender primarily and is in fact supremely racist because it utilises Soviet techniques of hypersensitive political correctness that forcibly delineates every situation in life according to race, gender and sexuality in a highly divisive and aggressive manner. Wokism is also the primary weapon far-left communist groups use to create a chaotic atmosphere of fear, hatred and ultimately internal conflict and civil war.

The Soviet technique of constant repetition of woke programming mantras and ideology is also a factor that the communists utilise to indoctrinate the masses. Repetition through ESG ratings-obsessed DEI woke advertising media, as well as political messages and news media on a constant basis, along with the woke education system forced upon children from kindergarten to university, forms the basis of a process of transitioning the UK from an authoritarian socialist Big State into a fully communist Big State. Through constant repetition of Soviet woke ideology, the masses are normalised in their thought processes to unconditionally accept the woke programming, as the aim is to indoctrinate and align with woke Soviet ideology. If Labour are not ousted from government, there will be a push for full communism sooner or later.

This young boy died for nothing. He was ignored by a woke-indoctrinated police force aligned with far-left two-tier policies. He was ignored by Labour MPs, as much as his pleas for help to the police officers were ignored as his lungs filled with his own blood and his internal organs shut down. Nothing will happen, no one will complain, and there will be minimal media coverage of his death. There will be no George Floyd deification or knee-bending for Henry Nowak, who will be forgotten by next week… just another statistic in Labour’s Stab Britain, an insidious communist soup of racist, Soviet, woke, two-tier self-hatred.

What Happens if the French Lose a Football Championship?

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What Happens if the French Lose a Football Championship?

Paris is a toilet these days; we all know that, but what happened after Paris Saint-Germain won the UEFA Champions League validated the open sewer theory that it was once a great city but is now a violent third-world shithole that riots even when they win a fucking football match. Où est la belle epoque? An analysis of those who rioted and practically burnt the city down would reveal that there were not many real French people involved. The riots were simply an excuse to riot by the third-world migratory force and those of 1st/2nd/3rd/4th generation. Yes, there are certainly similarities to London, except the migrants are put up in 5-star hotels at great expense and moved around the country, whereas in Paris, the French authorities would never dream of such things.

The French hide away the things they do not wish to see or know in the banlieue but everything seeps into the general streets of any neighbourhood, train station or underpass. There is naturally a huge division in France right now and vast amounts of discontent amongst the alienated foreign youth. Daily thousands feed into the country from other Schengen zones and ports of entry like Greece, Spain and Albania. In the EU, there are no discernible borders which allow those from the third world free travel to whichever country they think will have the best benefits. Naturally, the cream of the crop is the UK, but this requires a rubber dinghy and the French Navy to escort the small boats to UK waters, where the British coastguard take over the towing duties. The Labour government naturally has done nothing about the small boat swarms, and as the numbers increase at an exponential level, Labour sits back and continues to do absolutely nothing.

Gaia-X Advances Practical Interoperability at Tech-X Athens

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Gaia-X Advances Practical Interoperability at Tech-X Athens

The Tech-X & Hackathon #9 event in collaboration with Gaia-X Hub Greece and Tech-X Athens underscored Gaia-X’s transition from a broad architectural concept to the delivery of practical interoperability across digital ecosystems.

A key announcement during the event was the introduction of the Gaia-X Loire Participant Credential Wizard by the Gaia-X Lab Team. The new tool is designed to simplify onboarding within the Gaia-X ecosystem by enabling users to create and sign verifiable credentials that comply with the Gaia-X Trust Framework.

The event also highlighted the practical deployment of Gaia-X 3.0 “Danube” across several important areas.

At the ecosystem level, attendees heard directly from established data spaces and ecosystems, which outlined their requirements and technologies while demonstrating why Danube’s capabilities are essential. One example was the International Manufacturing-X Council (IMXC) federated trust use case, which establishes trust relationships between separate ecosystems through the Danube Gaia-X Core Engine and the Gaia-X Meta-Registry. MYRTUS, a project dedicated to the secure and sustainable orchestration of the cloud, fog and edge computing continuum, presented its MYRTUS-Gaia-X Danube compliance framework. The live demonstration showed how Gaia-X Danube is used to verify whether organisations meet the criteria to join a MYRTUS cluster through the use of Gaia-X Verifiable Presentations and Verifiable Credentials.

At the technical level, participants explored the Bring Your Own Rules (BYOR) approach, learning how Open Policy Agent (OPA) and Rego can be integrated with Gaia-X Danube. Sessions also examined the architectural decisions and ongoing challenges involved in connecting a multi-ecosystem federation to the Gaia-X Meta-Registry.

At connector level, the focus was on trust. Several data space connector technologies that incorporate principles from the latest Danube architecture were demonstrated. These included Eclipse Data Space Components (EDC) with OID4VC through a minimum viable product demonstration. Another presentation explored how trusted data transactions can be implemented using the Gaia-X framework and a data transfer agent, supported by an open-source implementation example.

The Compliance DIY Workshop provided a hands-on opportunity for participants to bring their own BYOR requirements and receive direct guidance from the Gaia-X Lab Team on implementing them within the Gaia-X 3.0 Danube platform.

“From a technology perspective, Tech-X and our fully subscribed Hackathon #9 demonstrated that Gaia-X is moving into a more mature phase of implementation,” said Christoph Strnadl, chief technology officer of Gaia-X.

“Danube is significant because it makes compliance execution more modular and adaptable. BYOR is equally essential because real-world ecosystems must combine rules from multiple domains and governing authorities. This is the distinction between a framework that exists on paper and one that can be automated and put into operation.”

Hackathon #9 further reinforced this practical focus. Projects addressed areas such as reusable compliance rules, policy and credential-aware invocation on Gaia-X Danube, automated trust exchange through intelligent agents, and AI-driven approaches to sustainable cloud architectures.

The winners were announced on 29 May, with prizes of €5,000 for first place, €3,000 for second place and €1,500 for third place.

First Place: Agentic Automation of Trust Exchange in the Gaia-X Framework

This project developed a prototype demonstrating end-to-end automated trust orchestration for Gaia-X service federations. The aim was to show how the Gaia-X trust framework can provide the trust and policy foundation for AI-mediated, multi-agent service interactions.

Second Place: Selective Disclosure Cross-Jurisdiction Identity Credentials for Gaia-X

The project addressed limitations within Gaia-X’s current notary framework, which primarily supports EU-based identifiers such as EORI, EUID, VAT ID, LEI and tax identifiers. The existing credential pipeline also relies on plain JWS, where claims are either fully disclosed or not disclosed at all. These constraints can either exclude non-EU participants or require unnecessary disclosure of information.

Third Place: Policy and Credential-Aware A2A Skill Invocation on Gaia-X Danube

This project delivered an end-to-end demonstration on Gaia-X 3.0 Danube, covering agent-to-agent interactions, verifiable credential-based authentication of requesting agents and data usage agreement-based authorisation of provider skills. The demonstration illustrated how Gaia-X Danube can support interoperable agents capable of managing conditional data usage across organisational boundaries.

Ulrich-AhleUlrich Ahle, Chief Executive Officer of Gaia-X, commented: “One of the most important outcomes from Athens is the development of practical tools that support organisations at different stages of maturity. Not every participant has the same technical capabilities, which is why reusable rules, shared components and interoperable building blocks are so valuable. Through these developments, trust becomes automated, sovereignty becomes practical, and Europe’s digital future can be built upon strong and shared foundations.”

Kosmas Alexopoulos, professor at the Laboratory for Manufacturing Systems & Automation (LMS), added: “The combination of generative AI and Gaia-X Data Spaces provides a new basis for industrial intelligence. Data sovereignty is preserved, collaboration becomes more trusted, and AI services can deliver actionable insights across companies, factories and value chains.”

Tech-X Athens marked an important milestone in Gaia-X’s 2026 programme by demonstrating how governance, compliance and interoperability can be embedded into operational technologies and tested through real-world use cases.

The event also helped build momentum ahead of the Gaia-X Summit 2026 in Vienna, where the association will continue to advance its focus on the next phase of sovereign and trusted AI and data ecosystems.

“Comrades, we are banning and cancelling George Orwell’s book 1984”

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“Comrades, we are banning and cancelling George Orwell’s book 1984”

Comrades of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. This is an announcement about George Orwell and specifically his book 1984. We are banning all George Orwell books, as well as 1984, from all educational woke indoctrination establishments because his books have been deemed too factual and dangerous for the woke indoctrination schemes we employ on young people. We don’t want them to realise what we are doing to them.

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The controllers of the woke education system utilise the book, 1984, as a manual for governance, as does the Big State, and to this end, it would not be conducive to the public interest to be enlightened on our technique.

George Washington once said, “If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”

He is banned and cancelled as well from the woke indoctrination education system now firmly in place in the PRSB.

Comrades, there are many other authors, philosophers, politicians and historical figures that we are in the process of banning and cancelling because they are dangerous and contravene the safe spaces for our woke indoctrination programs. These figures and their literature will be shredded, then burnt.

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.” This is a quote from another stupid American president. He is now also banned and cancelled from the entire People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.

Remember, this is for your own safety, and anyone found reading any of this dangerous literature will be liquidated and processed into Net Zero Juice — That Cool Refreshing Drink!

PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN ANNOUNCEMENT

LILLIAN TRUMPTRAMPLE, 12, OF STALIN AVENUE, TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, HAS BEEN AWARDED EXTRA USED TOILET PAPER RATIONS FOR THREE MONTHS AND AN INCREASE OF 0.00232 GRAMS OF PEPPER FOR 1 WEEK. SHE REPORTED HER TEACHER, ENTIRE CLASS, ENTIRE SCHOOL, AND THE JANITOR FOR DISAGREEING WITH THE BAN OF THE BOOK 1984. THEY WERE ALL TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING AND PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO JUICE. REMEMBER, LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!

 

 

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