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World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes

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The incompetent Labour government, which is more concerned with woke censorship of free speech, transgender issues, increasing welfare spending exponentially, 5-star asylum hotels, and bankrupting Britain with extortionate energy costs, is pleading with World War III to not get too far ahead of itself. Currently, the Greek and French navies have deployed ships to protect the British base in Cyprus, which is vulnerable to attack from Iran. The Royal Navy is nowhere to be seen.

“We still have to build more wind farms and solar panels over the green fields of England so that we can meet our Net Zero EU quotas, so that Britain has little or no energy, and so that during World War III Britain will be vulnerable to attack from its many enemies.

“Instead of drilling in the North Sea, where there are literally trillions of gallons of oil and gas, we want to cripple Britain. Leaving the country defenceless and killing off the already weak economy is a Labour Party priority,” Keir Starmer told Parliament today to great cheers from the Labour benches.

With only one ship operational, the RAF without much of its crucial equipment, and the land army at its lowest recruitment levels in the history of the British Army, it seems that unless there is an immediate change in government, Britain will no longer exist soon.

HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack

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Scientists at the University of Kentucky Fry biological research facility have confirmed that Hollywood actor Jim Carrey was cloned from the stem cells of a chimpanzee’s ass crack.

“Through the genetic cloning transfer process, we managed to create the entity you call “Jim Carrey” from some chimpanzee ass sphincter cells.

“We are proud to present the profound news that we have successfully cloned an exact replica of the former Hollywood actor from the stem cells of a wild chimpanzee’s asshole. Behold! It’s alive!!!”

The scientific community is astounded at the profound scientific milestone by the research team at Kentucky Fry University in Alabama.

No one knows what happened to the real Jim Carrey or cares for that matter.

What happens after this? The research team is planning to clone Rosie O’Donnell from a pig’s scrotum.

 

Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces

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Comrades, apparatchiks, Bolsheviks, Marxist union officials, train drivers, NHS officials, council fat cats, high party members, and the rest of the “working people” prole scum. The People’s Republic of Soviet Woke Britain will not appease the capitalist imperial actions of the vile United States of America or that cantankerous shitbag, President Donald J. Trump, in a war with the Islamic Marxist Shiites of Iran, whom we support fully.

That capitalist imperialistic pig Trump called me up and said he wanted to use our airbases to stage a terrible war on our Islamic Marxist Shia comrades in Iran.

I consulted my big book on skewed international Marxist law and immediately told the vile fat pig Trump “NO!”

We are giving away the former British islands of Chagos to Mauritius, a proxy of the CCP. Xi Jinping himself thanked my Big State Soviet government for capitulating such a strategic military base for China to exploit. I have to thank Lord Harmer, who was installed specifically to harm as much of the Olde Great Britain as possible. Without Harmer’s astute dealings we would not be in the situation we are in right now.

Because of years of underfunding, the military of the former Great Britain is now very limited. We have one rust bucket ship and a few missiles left; maybe we can rustle up an old cannon from 1884, so in truth Britain is completely useless.

The Labour Party has welcomed another 3,580 third-world fake asylum seekers just today, who will each be given £30,000 for their trouble and put up in a variety of 5-star hotels with saunas, indoor luxury pools, room service and exclusive taxpayer-funded escorts from Romania and Brazil.

A final word for the Americans from the People’s Republic of Soviet Woke Britain (PRSWB). Remember, the former Great Britain colonial shithole is over! This country is developing from socialism to full communism.

FUCK OFF TRUMP!

 

 

Incredible Video Footage of Khamenei Regime Meeting Justice

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The murderous Khamenei regime goons were caught eating some serious explosions in the following video.

After decades of murder and tyranny of the ordinary Iranian people, these Islamic Shiite Republic zealot monsters finally got their just desserts.

The crackdown on nationwide protests on January 8–9 resulted in the deadliest two-day protest massacre in history, with security forces killing over 36,500 Iranians.

N.B. Some of the footage is from previous operations in Iran

Viral Dubai Instagram Influencer Continues Streaming After Legs Blown Off

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A viral Dubai Instagram influencer, 27, from Manchester, England, with 23,000 followers, has been commended for his role in bringing quality content to the internet by continuing to film after both of his legs were blown clean off his body after an Iranian suicide drone smashed into a 4-star hotel complex in the desert city.

“I was reporting on the quality of the new designer loafers I had just purchased for $895 and had just tucked into a croissant with my Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse cocktail, consisting of Jim Beam, Jack Daniel’s, Jameson, Johnnie Walker Black and Bacardi 151 (usually used to clean paintbrushes), when I heard a bang sound. I was by the pool on one of those deck chairs, stretching my legs out, admiring my new shoes, looking up at those weird streaks in the sky.”

According to reports, one of the influencer’s legs was discovered almost 100 metres away in a palm tree, and the other was blown into the hotel’s lobby, where it actually kicked someone up the arse.

The influencer’s followers on the stream were all whooping with delight at the entertaining footage, and the influencer gained many new followers as the clip went viral.

GLOBAL INFLATION: Oil Could Hit $153 as Iran Closes Strait of Hormuz

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As of this Friday, Brent crude stood at approximately $72.87 per barrel, but things seem to have changed a bit since then. The USA and Israel have bombed Iran and taken out their tyrannical leader, Khamenei, and the Iranians have begun bombing cities all over the region, plus they have closed the Strait of Hormuz and bombed an oil tanker.

The sitting ducks of the oil tankers are easy prey to the zippy little boats of the Iranian navy.

Never underestimate the level of mass brainwashing of the Shiite Islamic population of Iran.

Inflation will no doubt rise as the cost of oil will rise. Everything that is bought by the consumer has to be delivered utilising oil energy; if oil rises above $150/barrel, there is going to be hell to pay. Over 20% of the world’s oil supply passes through the Strait of Hormuz.

As of early March 2026, the average UK unleaded petrol price is around 131.7p to 133p per litre. If Brent crude rises to $153 per barrel from its current level of approximately $72-73 per barrel (a rise of roughly $80-81 per barrel), this would represent a significant increase driven by severe supply disruptions.

The cost of a single litre of petrol in the UK also consists of approximately 55% fuel tax, plus an add-on of 20% VAT. Factoring in the increase in Brent crude prices and other variables, the cost per litre could easily be hiked to 196.4p or even higher.

IRAN ATTACK: Without Boots On the Ground There Will Be No Regime Change

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Never underestimate heavily programmed Shiite robots in a conflict. These are humans so well programmed by their masters that they would gladly run into combine harvesters going at full speed. To fully clean out Iran, it would require a comprehensive bombing campaign of key infrastructure, and it would require mop-up operations after the initial purge.

There is no guarantee the people will accept the American and Israeli action against the Iranian Mullah tyranny. Many Iranians may despise the Iranian regime, but at least for them, they are Iranian. Many of the people who protested have been killed off by the regime.

There is also the problem of the Strait of Hormuz, but that is something everyone knows about. If Trump wants to clean out the Mad Mullahs once and for all, he needs to put boots on the ground, and we all know what happens when that happens.

Prepare for risk-off on the stock markets and US futures potentially dropping 1-2% initially, with tech and growth stocks selling off hardest on Monday. Crypto also will probably succumb to panic selling, with BTC/USD taking the brunt. As for crude, there will be spikes in price, especially if the Strait is cut off, where 20% of the world’s oil passes through.

Iran is the final key, the key to the hornet’s nest that will open the doors to Satan’s asshole… and it looks like Trump elected to do the dirty deed.

Why the “Green” Cause Was Hijacked by the Marxist Communists

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The Green Party’s victory at the Gorton and Denton by-election has left a rather nasty stain on politics within the UK. Specifically, the implementation of nefarious tactics to induce voter sentiment from foreigners living inside Britain. The Greens used divisive techniques to garner votes that employ sectarian politics by sharing campaign material in languages including Urdu and Bengali calling on voters to “punish” Labour over Gaza, as well as other methods of election manipulation. Therefore, the dumbed-down masses manipulated into voting for the Green Party did not know they were voting for a lunatic fringe of far-left, staunch Marxist communists — most of them can’t even read or write English.

The Green cause has been hijacked by the Marxists, as have other causes like the “Gaza” cause and any other “cause” that is ripe for the picking or conducive to manipulating and disrupting the system in any way.

Most people with any sense would not vote for a political party if it presents itself overtly as communist or Marxist, and this is why this political ideology had to go underground effectively under the mantle of “eco” and “green”.

Ukraine Blows Up Russian Oil and Gas Pipeline to Slovakia and Hungary

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Vetoing a 90 billion euro loan from the EU to Ukraine has its price, and this could be a moment when NATO members start folding upon each other. Hungary, is staunchly aligned with Russia, as is Slovakia. They have been funding the Russian war machine for four years by buying Russian oil and fuelling the ongoing conflict. This is also why Ukrainian operatives blew up the main node of the Druzhba oil pipeline that supplies 100% of Slovakia’s oil and 86% of Hungary’s oil.

On the eve of the fourth anniversary of the conflict, Hungary dealt a blow to Europe’s pro-Ukrainian consensus on Monday by blocking additional EU sanctions on Moscow and a large loan for Kyiv.

The European Council chief Antonio Costa was informed by Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban that the Druzhba outage was an “unprovoked act of hostility that undermines the energy security of Hungary” and that the 90 billion EU loan would be blocked until the issue was resolved.

Despite the so-called “sanctions”, Russian oil and gas has been constantly imported into the EU for the past four years simply by being repackaged and shipped from China and India.

The recent events denote a serious escalation of World War 3. Meanwhile, the Kremlin are sitting back and enjoying the NATO in-fighting and milking the situation as much as they can on social media.

REVEALED: The Safest Place in Britain During a Nuclear War

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Yadda yadda yadda! Russia has once again, for the third time this week, threatened to nuke Britain out of existence. It’s the usual rhetoric from old Vlad, but, er, does he have a point? Look at it this way: Britain is a tiny island, and nuclear detonations are pretty big depending on the megatons used for each missile. The 50-megaton Tsar Bomba could flatten the entire city of London, with effects stretching far beyond the M25 orbital motorway. More than 4.6 million people would die, and roughly 3 million more would be injured, with total devastation covering a radius of over 30–40 miles.

So where’s the safest place in Britain to live if the Russians decide to go nuclear?

If you look at the map of nuclear detonations below, we have marked a spot with a big X denoting where the safest place to live is in the UK during a nuclear assault on Britain. As you can see, it’s kind of bang in the middle of the sea. There is, of course, no guarantee you would survive for long even then because soon after the mass detonations, there would be shedloads of radioactive dust pushed up into the atmosphere which would fall back to earth. The ensuing nuclear winter, where the sun would be blocked out, would probably last for a minimum of ten years, as the ash and soot (black carbon) would go into the stratosphere, which would spread globally, and, because the stratosphere has no rain to wash it out, the smoke would linger for decades.

Additionally, Britain has no contingency to shelter civilians, unlike Scandinavian and Nordic countries, which have mass nuclear shelters for much of the population. The British government during a nuclear war would not care what happens to civilians, not even two shits. The UK government also has no missile shield or capabilities to intercept missiles before they hit their targets.

Basically, if you are in Britain and the sirens go off giving you 15 minutes to shelter, it does not matter where you go. You might have just enough time to bend over and kiss your arse goodbye before that great white light appears.

nuclear war map of britain

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