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Meanwhile, in the 5-Star Asylum Hotels the Men are Celebrating

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Hundreds of thousands of men from some godawful places, who are claiming asylum by subverting International Law, were filmed celebrating as they were fast-tracked through the Labour-run immigration system to clear the asylum backlogs. They will all gain full British citizenship and be given free homes, cars, healthcare, and thousands per week in benefits for life as long as they vote Labour at the next election. The 5-star asylum hotels across the land are brimming with excitement as Labour entices millions more to come to the UK.

The Third World Asian men love to party together, twerking with delight at their good fortune, before being released into the British public to enjoy themselves even more.

Don’t forget to work harder in your job to subsidise this shit. You can thank Labour and the Tories for all this asylum hotels nonsense.

GOOD NEWS – Comrades, We are Increasing the Cost of Living Crisis For You

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Comrades, we are increasing the cost of living crisis for you by taxing you more and increasing food inflation because of high energy costs/high transportation costs/business rate increases and even more taxation and bureaucratic red tape.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain can proudly claim that its living standards are better than the Gulags of Siberia in 1942 (barely).

DOUBLE PLUS GOOD NEWS

Potato rations from one mouldy rotten potato per two-month period will increase by half a rotten mouldy potato.

Heating and energy costs will increase by another 148% so be sure to wear a coat, gloves and scarf in your homes if you don’t want to freeze to fucking death this winter. Fireplaces and wood burners are banned, and anyone found trying to warm themselves will be liquidated and made into Net Zero Juice.

MORE GOOD NEWS, LABOUR IS INCREASING TAXES AGAIN IN 2026

Comrades, you need to work harder to pay the taxes so that council fat cats, Big State Bureaucrats, Labour Party officials, train drivers, union staff and bosses can receive high salaries and pensions, as well as large expense accounts. The exponentially increasing size of the welfare system for the workshy, drug addicts, fake asylum seeking men, and just pure lazy cunts who can’t work because they have tennis elbow, need their vast weekly payments so they can live the life of Riley.

COMRADE STARMER IS SECURE IN HIS LEADERSHIP

Comrades, there have been rumours and whispers from our Stasi Agents and Stasi Pub Banter Police. These rumours consist of news that the vile brigand Nigel Farage is increasing his presence and popularity and is planning to oust Comrade Starmer and the Big State Labour apparatus that everyone loves so much.

Don’t worry comrades, we have many divisive and tricky tricks up our sleeves. Soon this brigand Farage will have such a tarnished reputation, he won’t be able to even look at himself in a mirror. We will dig, lie, and create fictitious stories about him to completely ruin him.

FINAL GOOD NEWS

Soviet tax slaves who have outlived their usefulness and have died will be presented to Net Zero processing plants so there is no need for expensive traditional burials any more. We are increasing production daily thanks to the cost of living crisis that is increasing daily as well. Remember, we save you the cost of a cardboard coffin, so you and your family do not have to pay the costs — but you will still be taxed heavily for dying. Thank you and have a nice fucking death.

For the Sake of NATO – EU and Denmark Need to Give the USA Full Access to Greenland

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President Trump, after the spectacular capture of the criminal despot Nicolas Maduro, has revealed that the USA needs Greenland. Naturally, the small-minded territorial dogs of the EU and Denmark have said “No!”.

Well, if Europe wants to survive in the near future, they better consider their refusal because without the USA having Greenland, Europe will end up in the hands of the enemy. These are preparations the U.S. administration are conducting well ahead of what is to come.

When you have China hurriedly building hundreds of thousands of military robots, giving away a piece of icy land should not be a concern when it comes to saving Western civilisation.

NATO under the auspices of the United States depends fully on Greenland saying “Yes!” to Donald Trump, otherwise Europe, including Denmark, will be in cinders.

Our Socialist Venezuelan Comrades Attacked by Imperialistic Yankee Scum

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We are outraged, comrades! The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain’s friends in socialist utopia Venezuela have been unjustly attacked by the imperialistic capitalist piece of shit President Trump, a Yankee orange coloured pig scum.

Big Price to Pay For Ousting Socialist Venezuelan Utopian Dictator 

Comrade Starmer is urged by Labour Party Bolsheviks and Maduro fans to attack Donald Trump and the USA at the first instance.

“Comrades! Our socialist brothers in Venezuela have had their supreme socialist dictator arrested by the evil forces of capitalism.

“Dear socialist comrades in Venezuela, hang in there, we are on our way to liberate you from the Yankee capitalist scum invaders. We will ensure that the Venezuelan socialist utopia is restored soon.

“Our Bolshevik forces of 1 donkey, 2 horse carts and 15 soldiers will embark on a battleship comprising a rubber dinghy to Venezuela on Monday morning. If Donald Trump reads this, he better be quaking in his right-wing capitalist boots.”

Tuklasin ang Pinakamagandang Pusoy Card Game na Laruin Ngayon sa GameZone

Ang pusoy card game ay isa sa mga pinakapaboritong larong baraha ng mga Pilipino. Kilala ito sa kombinasyon ng diskarte, tiyaga, at tamang desisyon sa bawat round. Karaniwan itong nilalaro sa mga handaan, reunion, at barkadahan, ngunit ngayon ay mas madali na itong laruin online sa tulong ng GameZone.

Sa GameZone, nabibigyan ng bagong buhay ang pusoy card game sa pamamagitan ng modernong gameplay, malinaw na interface, at totoong kalaban. Kahit ikaw ay baguhan o beteranong manlalaro, may pusoy mode na babagay sa iyong istilo.

Ano ang Ginagawang Espesyal ang Pusoy Card Game

Sa pusoy card game, bawat manlalaro ay binibigyan ng 13 baraha na kailangang ayusin sa tatlong kamay: itaas, gitna, at ibaba. Ang hamon ay tiyaking mas malakas ang ibabang kamay kaysa sa gitna at itaas upang maiwasan ang foul.

Minamahal ng mga manlalaro ang pusoy dahil:

  • Kailangan nito ng malinaw na pag-iisip at diskarte
  • Bawat laro ay naiiba
  • Hindi ito puro swerte, kundi husay
  • Nakaka-engganyo kahit paulit-ulit laruin

Sa GameZone, mas pinaganda pa ang karanasang ito sa pamamagitan ng iba’t ibang pusoy variants.

Bakit Pusoy Card Game sa GameZone ang Dapat Mong Piliin

Maraming online platforms, pero namumukod-tangi ang GameZone dahil sa kalidad at tiwala nito sa mga manlalaro.

Narito ang mga dahilan kung bakit:

  • PAGCOR-licensed, kaya ligtas at legal
  • Totoong players, hindi bots
  • Maayos na gameplay sa mobile at desktop
  • Maraming pusoy card game modes
  • May events, promos, and rewards

Kapag naglaro ka ng pusoy card game sa GameZone, nagiging bahagi ka ng isang aktibong komunidad ng mga Pilipinong mahilig sa baraha.

Pinakamahusay na Pusoy Card Game Modes sa GameZone

Pusoy Wild – Para sa Mahilig sa Kakaibang Laro

Ang Pusoy Wild ay may mga espesyal na mechanics na nagbibigay ng sorpresa sa bawat round. Perpekto ito sa mga manlalarong gusto ng mabilis at unpredictable na laban.

Mga dahilan para subukan:

  • Hindi pare-pareho ang laro
  • Mas dynamic at exciting
  • Hinahamon ang diskarte ng manlalaro

Pusoy Plus – Klasikong Laro na Mas Pinino

Kung gusto mo ng tradisyunal na pusoy card game na balansyado at patas, Pusoy Plus ang para sa’yo.

Mga tampok:

  • Madaling intindihin
  • Angkop sa baguhan at eksperto
  • Pinapahalagahan ang tamang hand arrangement

Pusoy Jackpot – Para sa Competitive Players

Ang Pusoy Jackpot ay para sa mga manlalarong gusto ng hamon at mas mataas na reward. Dito, bawat galaw ay mahalaga.

Mga Tip Para Mas Gumaling sa Pusoy Card Game

  1. Alamin ang lakas ng bawat kombinasyon
  2. I-balanse ang tatlong kamay
  3. Iwasan ang fouled hands
  4. Obserbahan ang galaw ng kalaban
  5. Piliin ang siguradong diskarte kaysa risk
  6. Panatilihing kalmado ang sarili
  7. Magpraktis nang regular

Ang mga simpleng tips na ito ay malaking tulong para mas ma-enjoy at mapahusay ang iyong laro.

Iba Pang Larong Pilipino sa GameZone

Bukod sa pusoy card game, maaari mo ring subukan ang:

  • Tongits
  • Lucky 9
  • Tongits Plus at Tongits Joker
  • At marami pang iba

May mahigit 1,000+ games ang GameZone, kaya hindi ka mauubusan ng mapaglilibangan.

Ligtas at Mapagkakatiwalaang Platform

Dahil ang GameZone ay lisensyado ng PAGCOR, sigurado kang patas at secure ang bawat laro. Ito ang dahilan kung bakit patuloy na tinatangkilik ng mga Pilipino ang platform.

Simulan na ang Pusoy Card Game sa GameZone.

Kung nais mong maranasan ang pusoy card game online, ang GameZone ang tamang lugar. Pinagsasama nito ang tradisyonal na saya ng pusoy at ang modernong convenience ng online gaming.

Mga Madalas Itanong (FAQs)

1. Ano ang pinakamagandang pusoy card game sa GameZone?
Pusoy Wild, Pusoy Plus, at Pusoy Jackpot ang pinakapopular.

2. Ligtas ba ang GameZone para sa pusoy card game?
Oo, ito ay PAGCOR-licensed at ligtas gamitin.

3. Pwede ba ang baguhan sa pusoy sa GameZone?
Oo, lalo na sa Pusoy Plus na beginner-friendly.

4. May iba pa bang card games bukod sa pusoy?
Meron, tulad ng Tongits at Lucky 9.

5. Pwede bang maglaro sa mobile?
Oo, optimized ang GameZone para sa mobile devices.

Congrats to Our December Daily Squib Book Giveaway Winners

Congratulations go to Andy M. from W. Midlands, and Rebecca Y. from Scotland for winning our Daily Squib book giveaway.

They will both receive a Daily Squib Anthology signed by the author.

We will intermittently do random giveaways of the book, which is now out of print and sold out. These are only the last few copies left.

Alternatively, you can purchase a remaining copy here.

squib book out of print

 

SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram Idiots Filmed Their Own Death in Swiss Fire

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The lunatics and idiots who now inhabit this world are now their own worst enemies. Enabled by the evil forces of social media, they happily film their own deaths on their smartphones. As the flames of the recent Swiss New Year’s bar fire, which killed over 45 people, consumed them, they continued to film for the posterity of internet social media clout.

Such is the level of stupidity and narcissism amongst many of the youth of today, reared on social media consumption and short attention spans, burning to death horribly in searing flames is a small drawback for their frazzled miniature brains.

The programming of these Instagram idiots has been so effective that they have no understanding of real danger and have no ability to assess an event regarding their own safety.

 

MADURO: “Soy la prueba de que el socialismo no funciona!”

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What a clinical, professional and clean job by the Trump team at an attempt at regime change in Venezuela. Now that Nicolas Madura has been captured and flown out of the country, hopefully things can change soon for the beleaguered socialist shithole.

The Daily Squib suggested this action many months before it happened.

Pedro Marquadez, 42, a doctor for the former socialist regime, was relieved that Maduro was finally gone.

“I am hoping that my family and I can stop eating from garbage dumps. Socialism was great for Maduro, who ate banquets from his palace, but for the people it was miserable.”

This is not good news for China, who had made some dodgy oil deals with Maduro on the same day of the regime change bombing and capture of the socialist president.

PLEASE SAVE THE UK MR. TRUMP. WE ARE BEGGING YOU TO OUST SOCIALIST DICTATOR STARMER AND RESTORE THE COUNTRY TO NORMALCY. 

OBR Reveals Electric Vehicle Sales to Collapse – Pay-per-mile Tax

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Comrades, I can announce how a pay-per-mile poll-tax-on-wheels will affect electric vehicles in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. More good news for Net Zero and electric vehicles, the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) have said that 440,000 fewer electric vehicles (EVs) would be sold as a result of the pay-per-mile.

Between now and 2031, sales are expected to drop by 440,000, which is more than all of the 381,970 electric vehicles sold in Britain last year.

Hundreds of thousands of dumped unsold electric vehicles thanks to pay-per-mile poll tax

This is how we will achieve Net Zero in the PRSB by deterring anyone from buying an electric vehicle.

Commissar Rachel Reeves proudly engineered this twisted pay-per-mile tax so that Soviet Britain can increase its momentum into economic collapse.

If the Soviet British government ring-fenced the road tax, and fuel duty, there would be more than enough money for the roads and no need to introduce a pay-per-mile scheme, but thankfully we do not do anything that’s sensible or logical in the PRSB.

Military Coup Could Stabilise Nation From a Rogue Treasonous Government

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Here’s one for the books — a rogue government who profusely lied about their intentions in their manifesto to get into power; once they gained power they did everything they could to dismantle Britain, they introduced huge punitive taxes deliberately damaging the economy, and many wealthy citizens left the country, they deliberately sabotaged and gave away Britain’s foreign interests and territory, they embraced open borders further increasing the burden on the taxpayer, they increased Britain’s debt to unimaginable levels, they attempted to cripple and destroy Britain’s food security by punishing farmers with grossly high IHT demands, they destroyed Britain’s manufacturing industry, they destroyed the hospitality sector, they actively tried to destroy the armed forces and special forces by cutting off their funding, they endangered Britain’s energy security by deliberately shutting off Britain’s oil and gas industry worth billions in a time of impending war with Russia, they cancelled free speech, they cancelled elections, they cancelled trials with juries, they actively worked with the communist Chinese Party to build a massive spy HQ in London and refused to designate China as a danger to Britain whilst Chinese spies infiltrated the Houses of Parliament etc., etc. This is when a military coup is justified.

In this circumstance, the Ministry of Defence (MoD) itself could be compromised, as it is a government department led by a politician (the Defence Secretary). If the government has gone rogue, the Defence Secretary is likely rogue too. Therefore, order would not come from the political MoD, but from the Armed Forces (the uniformed military) and the Intelligence Services.

In Britain, the Oath of Allegiance is not to the government, Prime Minister or Parliament, instead it is to the standing Monarch, in this case King Charles III.

Promissory Oaths Act 1868 as follows:

I, [full name], do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles, his heirs and successors, according to law. So help me God.

If the Prime Minister is allegedly aiding Britain’s enemies, the Chief of the Defence Staff (the highest-ranking uniformed soldier) would argue that following the PM’s orders constitutes a betrayal of their Oath to the Crown. They would legally justify a coup not as “overthrowing the government,” but as “protecting the Crown from a traitorous advisor.”

In the UK, the Prime Minister technically borrows power from the Monarch via the Royal Prerogative.

In this scenario, MI5/MI6 and the CDS would not storm Downing Street immediately. They would simply go to Buckingham Palace.

The Monarch has the reserve power to dismiss a Prime Minister. This hasn’t happened in centuries, but in an extreme scenario, the King/Queen would sign an order dismissing the government. The last time a UK monarch dismissed a Prime Minister was in 1834, when King William IV dismissed Lord Melbourne’s Whig government, asserting royal prerogative against a reforming administration.

However, If the PM refuses to leave, the Military then enters Downing Street, acting on the direct orders of the Monarch, not as mutineers, but as loyalists enforcing the Monarch’s will.

Conversely, the rogue government could use the Civil Contingencies Act 2004 to try to seize complete control and power by declaring a state of emergency by suspending many laws.

The rogue government declares an emergency, perhaps concocting a fake threat (or fake black hole) to seize power. The Military is deployed to the streets to “keep order.” However, once the Military is deployed and in control of key infrastructure, the Generals realise the government is traitorous. They simply refuse to return to barracks, effectively using the government’s own martial law declaration to imprison the government.

The most dramatic setting for this scene is the Cabinet Office Briefing Room (COBR).

The rogue PM calls a meeting to order a strike or an action that aids the enemy.

The Chief of the Defence Staff (CDS) and the heads of MI5/MI6 are present. Instead of following the order, the CDS places the PM under arrest for High Treason.

They would cite the Manual of Service Law, which dictates that soldiers have a duty to disobey “manifestly illegal orders.” Aiding the enemy is the ultimate illegal order. The military coup would be justified under these circumstances and variables.

British government departments are run by “Permanent Secretaries” (non-political civil servants who stay when governments change) or what is coined as the “Deep State”.

If the Defence Secretary is rogue, the Permanent Secretary of Defence might work with the Generals to lock the politicians out of the communication loop, cutting off their access to the nuclear deterrent or troop movements.

Special Forces (SAS/SBS) would secure the Prime Minister under the guise of “protective custody” due to a “security threat,” only to arrest them.

The Military would then declare an interim government until free and fair elections can be held.

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