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Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

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Spain, which is one of the primary gateways into Europe, has fast tracked citizenship for over half a million illegal undocumented migrants in order to “fight against the advance of this far-Right wave” that they perceive is threatening their socialist rule. The Spanish government prides itself in its open borders policy and cites it as a “positive message for Marxism”.

Podemos said the legislation would help dismantle “institutional racism that only fuels exploitation and racist hatred”, while the government cast the move as a political challenge to the Right-wing Vox party, which has been steadily rising in the polls.

The far-left Spanish government will provide the economic migrants with full legal status in Europe and allow them to cross into any EU country for work or residency and give them welfare benefits.

“We are strengthening a migration model based on human rights, integration, coexistence and compatibility with economic growth and social cohesion,” said Ms Elma Saiz, the migration and inclusion minister.

A large percentage of the illegal migrants from open borders Spain will now make their way to Northern France, and then onto Britain where the welfare benefits and free healthcare, as well as 5-star hotel accommodation is the best in Europe, thanks to the policies of Keir Starmer’s Labour government, another far-leftist entity.

Spain has taken in over 23 million migrants in recent years, many of whom entered the country illegally. The socialists use illegal migrants as a form of electoral engineering to defeat any political party that is deemed as “far-right” in other words, anything that is NOT far-left.

Every year, hundreds of thousands of people cross the treacherous 1,250-mile Atlantic waterway from West Africa to Spain’s open borders Canary Islands, making it one of the busiest and most lucrative routes for traffickers.

Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

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Comrades, Kemi Badenoch (William Hague) of the Socialist Tory Party, a wing of the Labour Party with pretty much the exact policies, is very angry today as one of the last conservatives has defected to brigand Farage and his group of bandits.

Another one gone!

Comrade Badenoch addressed the remaining Tory Party of three today in a little room at the Tory HQ.

“Comrades, Suella Braverman has defected to the vile brigand group of bandits led by insurgent terrorist Nigel Farage. She was a proper conservative, you know, with conservative ideas. Her toxic Tory policies were an affront to the socialist/communist ideological base of the socialist Tory Party under the wing of our comrades in the Labour Party. I sincerely hope all three of you are sticking to socialist thoughts and policies that appeal to Labourite Lib Dem/Green Marxist socialism. If I find anyone talking to the brigand, and partisan swine Farage, you too will be thrown into the street without your clothes.”

The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

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The Obama administration logged more than 3.1 million ICE deportations during his eight-year tenure in office. There was not one single squeal of outrage from the leftists during that period.

As of December 2025, approximately 622,000 people had been deported under President Trump’s second administration, and each deportation has been scrutinised, fought, and protested against despite Trump targeting specific illegal alien criminals.

Much of the vitriol and hatred by the leftist agitators has been directed at Tom Homan, the current director of ICE, who are conducting the deportations.

Who was the ICE Director during the Obama era?

Tom Homan was appointed by Obama as the executive associate director of enforcement and removal operations in 2013, later becoming acting director in 2017.

Two tier deportations — they’re good, and allowed if it is the Democrats doing it, but bad and protested against if the Republicans (especially under Trump) are doing it.

Hypocrisy and double standards by the leftists as usual, one rule for Obama, and another rule for Trump.

 

 

Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

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Comrades, as you already know, Labour under Supreme Comrade Starmer has already cancelled many local elections in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, denying millions of people the right to vote. Democracy is an affront to our political ideological goals. The Big State is currently transitioning the nation from socialism to communism. We are following the ideological sentiment of Lenin, who once said: “The goal of socialism is communism”.

Have you seen this man?

CRIME DEMOCRACY STASI REPORT

This treacherous brigand is currently on the loose and dangerous. He is ex-Commissar Burnham of Manchester.

If any prole sees this man, please contact your local Stasi Office so that this man can be erased and liquidated.

Ex-Commissar Burnham has been charged with the serious offence of trying to create a democratic election so he could challenge Comrade Starmer.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate democracy in any shape or form. This is why Comrade Starmer is also rejoining the Soviet EU contradicting the will of the people in the largest democratic vote in the PRSB’s history, the EU Referendum of 2016.

Democracy and Capitalism are evil political and economic constructs which will not be tolerated, especially during the transition to full-blown communism in the PRSB.

PEOPLE’S BULLETIN OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN

NET ZERO JUICE PINTJANICE MUTT, 34, OF STALIN AVENUE, CHESHIRE, HAS BEEN AWARDED ONE BOX OF TRIPLE-USED TAMPONS, THREE BOXES OF QUADRUPLE USED TOILET PAPER AND AN INCREASE IN ROTTEN TURNIP RATIONS CONSISTING OF HALF A ROTTEN TURNIP FOR TWO MONTHS. SHE REPORTED HER FATHER, MOTHER, HUSBAND AND FOUR CHILDREN FOR COMPLAINING THAT THERE WAS NO DEMOCRACY IN THE PRSB AND THAT COMRADE STARMER AND THE LABOUR PARTY ARE A BUNCH OF “STALINIST CUNTS”. THE CONDEMNED WERE TAKEN FROM THEIR HOVELS IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MONDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. THEY WILL BE PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO JUICE — THAT COOL, REFRESHING DRINK. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!

 

CHAGOS! CHAGOS! CHAGOS!

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Trump: “It’s just tough love”

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If you spend $1.3 trillion or whatever on a military budget, you can say abhorrent, cruel things to the underling allies who barely spend pennies on their military. Starmer is not respected by Trump, therefore he deserves the vitriol and denigration. Sure, Kier Starmer tried to placate Trump best he could and crawled so far up his arsehole he could see the cheeseburgers — but he eventually got shat out. Trump calls this tough love, he’s trying to knock some sense into the sad, weak bumbling woke Marxists he has to deal with as allies.

Even the Don, partial to fawning fake love, could see through the commie Marxist trying to gain favour. Narcissists see through everything.

trump piss afghanistan

In Afghanistan, over 450 British soldiers gave their lives, but apparently, according to Trump, they were in the back chilling out drinking cups of tea and not in the front lines in Helmand surrounded by grizzly Afghans armed to the fucking teeth and with bloodlust in their eyes.

Just like 1842, the Brits retreated from Afghanistan in defeat along with the rest of them during the disgraceful Biden retreat.

Remember — tough love. Trump is just giving out the tough love.

Russia Joins Trump’s “Bored of Peace”

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The ‘Bored of Peace’ is a new organisation created by President Trump after he was refused a Nobel Peace Prize by Norway, and he threatened to invade Greenland, and annex Canada.

Witnessing a 79-year-old narcissist having a tantrum over some inconsequential little prize trophy is truly a wondrous thing.

To join the organisation, you need to be essentially bored of peace in the world, and Russia, a country led by Vladimir Putin, the Butcher of Moscow was a prime candidate after his illegal invasion of Ukraine, otherwise known as the ‘meat grinder‘.

Donald Trump has withdrawn an invitation for Canada to join his Bored of Peace after a public spat with Mark Carney, and besides Canadians are relatively peaceful except for the ice hockey ring.

Speaking at Davos, Switzerland, President Trump said that Russia joining the organisation was a “great boost to World War 3” and “many other nations across the globe will soon be forced to join up”.

Here’s to more war, folks, just because the Norwegians did not give one man some cheap trinket prize. Remember what happened when another guy was denied a place in art school some time ago? Hmm, wonder who that was?

The USA will be okay though folks because they will have that beautiful Golden Dome, but the rest of you? Meh…

The Editor Starts His Own Substack

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Hello, it’s the editor here. Yes, I have started my own Substack, a little sojourn away from the Daily Squib.

Some of it will be poetic, some of it will be mere thoughts, some of it may even be art, who knows?

If you like reading interesting words, then don’t go to my Substack — Joke…ha, ha, hah.

I like to use English words that are outdated, and old, and I enjoy the literary journey of searching for and finding some ancient English word that has acquired quite a lot of dust on it, or it’s just an interesting word rarely used. I collect dictionaries (geek), therefore, reviving some of these Olde eloquent words in 2026 gives me a little joy, and why not, you coprophagous grinagog? Why did these certain words fall out of favour in the first place? For me, it’s akin to playing an old scratchy record from 1936 or something like that…

Please join me on my Substack if you so wish, or not, let us explore the multitude of useless and useful data flying around at any given time.

https://auresenbel.substack.com/p/flowers-from-hell

Macron: “I cannot stand bullies!”

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The French president, Emmanuel Macron sporting two black eyes behind his shiny sunglasses at the WEF Davos meeting this year, has declared that he does not care much for bullies.

It is not known who gave the French president his black eyes, but his wife Brigitte Macron was close to the podium at the time of his speech and was sporting some pretty bruised knuckles.

On the other side of the podium was the Teflon Don, otherwise known as the President of the United States. His clenched fists and mean face sure told a few stories.

Macron, ever the greasy sleazebag, is known to be courteous and charming in front of people, but as soon as their back is turned, he always gets out the knives for a serious session of backstabbing and malicious gossip. Maybe, they’re not “bullies” maybe they’re just fighting back.

GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH!

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Batten down the hatches, secure the huskies, wave the polar bears away and tell them to get to shelter, something’s coming in fast, and it’s big.

Can you hear that? What? That sound — ahh, yes, Ride of the Valkyrie…

 

invade greenland and 25 percent

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