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Searching For Wakanda

The journey across Africa searching for Wakanda was long and tiresome. We went south, east, west and north but sadly did not find Wakanda. If anyone has any idea where Wakanda is, post in the comments. During the journey, at points we thought we were travelling through Paris, but sadly Wakanda was still a mystery to us.

Are MPs and Politicians Safe in the UK?

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Are MPs and politicians safe in the UK? This is the fundamental question we all need to ask because the recent murder of Reform politician and former Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe says likewise: politicians and MPs are not safe any more. The level of crime in Britain has risen to such heights that something will eventually have to be done to protect public servants from the incessant threats facing them daily. It’s not only violent, physical attacks that members of the political class face every day, but it is also the verbal threats and hate thrown at them via social media and other avenues on the internet, as well as off the internet.

Right to self defence

The UK needs to arm itself and allow armed guards and security officers to keep people safe. Furthermore, the UK needs to allow responsible citizens to hold firearms to defend themselves from daily threats against them and their families. The draconian laws that limit firearm ownership limit our human right to self-defence.

Right to bear arms

The criminals, terrorists and murderers are armed, so why should the rest of us be defenceless? It is very easy to acquire firearms illegally in the UK and can be purchased from individuals at certain pub car parks for as little as £600. The police only have a small group of officers who are trained for firearms usage, and they usually turn up too late and are also punished by the legal system for exercising their powers on criminals, who in this country are lauded and protected at all costs.

Are MPs and politicians safe in the UK? NO! They are NOT. Now is the time to bring back the gun…before it is too late.

 

Ann Widdecombe Dies in Suspicious Circumstances

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The tragic death reported of Ann Widdecombe is a sad development and a reflection of the general feeling of the country in its current state of distress. I personally knew her, and she was a lovely person, thoroughly intelligent and stalwart. She was a fiery Brexiteer. Interviewing and dealing with Ann (Auntie Widders) many times was a pleasure. She was a great public servant, and this news is highly distressing. She was even a party to my book during writing and gave me a good talking-to regarding my satirical jocularity towards organised religion in The Daily Squib Anthology. One thing that I will remember is her kindness, even dealing with a mad satirist like me.

A 26-year-old male has been arrested in Newton-Abbot close to Ann’s village. (Released 11/7)

(12/7) Man, 28, is arrested in South Yorkshire.

Story still developing …

R.I.P Ann Widdecombe 4 October 1947 – 9 July 2026

The Oddity The Odyssey

It’s great that we received free tickets to see the latest wokified Hollywood rendering and revisionist rewriting of history because it would be shameful to actually use one’s own fucking money to see this shit. This is a humiliating and condescending approach to conveying classical literature to perceived stupid people. For a start, not everyone should be treated like a fucking moron when watching a film. Secondly, defiling ancient literature with mediocrity and banality is a sin that should be punished severely. The Iliad and Odyssey are fantasies, but ruining Homer’s work and historical allegorical meaning as well as ancient Greek identity is grossly degrading. Apparently Helen of Troy was a Sub-Saharan African, and many of the Greek people are black. Hell, some of them are even transexual men (Sinon) with floppy plastic prosthetic penises. Mycenaean-period armour is instead replaced by 6th-century BC armour, which is nearly 700 years out, and the ancient Greeks apparently floated around the Aegean in motherfucking Viking ships instead of Bronze Age Greek ships like Penteconters. This is just another Hollywood circle jerk made for dumbed-down audiences. The dull blue/grey filter over the entire film adds uniformity in misery over a land that should have been vibrant and colourful, as is the reality of the Mediterranean. The Greek people, according to Hollywood, are of Sub-Saharan African heritage. The actress who plays Helen of Troy even admitted she had never heard of Homer or the Odyssey before being placed into the film and, like much of the cast, never read the book even after she was shoehorned (DEI) into the role. As a marketing tool, triggering the CHUDS is great, because it gets people talking about the movie — for free. No doubt this piece of shit will receive many Hollywood awards so they can give themselves loads of fucking awards that mean nothing anymore. The woke cast takes you out of the immersion of the film completely and has nothing to do with ancient Greece or Homer. The great thing about wokism is that anyone who questions it or its use is immediately labelled as a racist/bigot or misogynist and cancelled… However, if you accept blindly their unconscionable nonsense, you are okay as you guzzle down more of their poisonous Kool-Aid.

Destroying History is Fun – “Beware of Hollywoodians bearing gifts.”

Even though the ancient Greek gods are weeping right now, the studio’s ESG woke ratings are going up for this film. Despite the gushing, fake paid-for reviews in the shill Hollywood press, the backlash will probably be just as amusing to watch from afar. Christopher Nolan should stick to his sci-fi movies where he likes to dwell on the concept of time. Obviously they threw a tonne of money at him for this film, so what’s he going to do, refuse it?

If you punish yourself and your wallet by going to see this three-hour-plus fucking shambles, you are a cunt of the highest order.

A piece of shit seen on IMAX is still a piece of shit.

Nothing to see here, folks; just Hollywood committing suicide … slowly.

We Accurately Predicted They Would Come For Farage

The system is socialist to the core; the entire internal makeup of the British government and its institutions are socialist since the 1940s. This is why Nigel Farage is such a great threat, especially to the two-party establishment. Both the Tories and Labour are socialist and work with the same socialist system. This is a clever technique that fools the people every four years and means if you vote for one or the other, you get the same system but with a different face. This has been happening year after year in elections that essentially do not mean anything. When one party is elected and introduces draconian, extremist laws and regulations, the other party, once elected, does nothing to rescind or remove those laws because they are both different sides of the same coin. Farage is an existential threat to this two-party system, which is why they are doing everything to get him.

In January, we predicted in our satirical article that this would happen to Farage.

Comrades, there have been rumours and whispers from our Stasi Agents and Stasi Pub Banter Police. These rumours consist of news that the vile brigand Nigel Farage is increasing his presence and popularity and is planning to oust Comrade Starmer and the Big State Labour apparatus that everyone loves so much.

Don’t worry comrades, we have many divisive and tricky tricks up our sleeves. Soon this brigand Farage will have such a tarnished reputation, he won’t be able to even look at himself in a mirror. We will dig, lie, and create fictitious stories about him to completely ruin him.

If you or anyone goes against the system, they will always find a way to get you, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Now Labour, under Burnham, has a great opportunity to convert the country from socialism to full communism, and they will only have this chance to do it before the dumb electorate realises what is happening. They want Farage out of the way because he is a danger to the communist system that is coming. As Lenin said, “The goal of socialism is communism.”

A quote from another satirical Daily Squib article from March 2015.

It does not matter what you vote for, you will get the same outcome, but with a different face. Essentially, the core of the Western socialist system always remains, and voting for different teams, faces or names only changes the speed of facilitation of socialist principals. A vote to the left increases the speed, a vote to the right decreases the speed, a vote in the middle adheres to the left and still increases the speed of the socialist clock. The resultant answer is always growth of the state and increased powers of governance over the plebiscite. Socialism and communism were created by elites anyway.

Our advice to Nigel Farage is ‘Do not panic’ (from his actions in Clacton, this may be too late). Keep your head low. As Churchill once said: “When you’re going through hell — keep going!”

Harry to Bring His Sleeping Bag to Buckingham Palace Gates

The drama, the hysteria created by the virtue-signalling former royal, Harry, is indeed relatively amusing but profoundly tiresome. What Harry is probably trying to do with his little tantrum is to make the royal family look bad (cruel) and to show up King Charles. The entire debacle is over some invite to stay in Buck House during the spoilt child’s Vindictive Games. Because the entitled former royal expects a coterie of secret servicemen and battalions of police escorting him and his family everywhere, which was not given, Harry blew a gasket. The troupe of kids and Meghan were then summarily removed from the visit as an additional “punishment” intended for the royals. King Charles then removed the invite to Buck House, relaying the news that Harry and his posse had taken too long to accept the invite. One can imagine the awful sight of Meghan goose-stepping all over the palace corridors, demanding this and that while the Americanised kids shout at loud volume, screech, and rip down the newly refurbished interior, the palace recently renovated at great cost, from the inside out. What an utter ghastly affair that would be. Banning them has certainly been a coup for the Windsors. As for the arrival of the singular Harry, be prepared for an angry ginger with a series of gargantuan chips on his shoulder landing in the UK on a private jet, armed solely with a sleeping bag and a mean look in his eye. He orders a taxi to Buckingham Palace, unfurls his sleeping bag and sits there staring into nothing, waiting for a £50 million bill for crying about the Daily Mail in a useless court case.

Europe Continues Fuelling Russia’s War Machine in 2026

All night, Russia has been striking Kyiv with missiles. Rescue efforts continue as people remain buried under the rubble. Every day, every night Ukraine is under attack from Russia, and it is thanks to Europe that Russia’s war machine continues its evil task of killing innocent Ukrainian civilians daily.

The European Union claims to hold the ideals of the highest moral and ethical values in the continent, yet it revels in hypocrisy, duplicity, lies, cowardice and deep corruption leading to the highest echelons of its wicked power structure.

Europe has also been supporting the Russian warmachine by buying LNG and oil from India and China, where it is acquired directly from Russia, repackaged, then shipped to Europe.

Russia cannot sustain this war alone. It relies on partners and revenue streams from abroad. Despite sanctions and public statements of support for Ukraine, several European Union countries continue to provide critical financial and material support to Russia’s military efforts through ongoing purchases of energy and strategic resources.

Blood on their hands

  • Ireland: The Aughinish Alumina, Europe’s largest alumina refinery, located on the Shannon Estuary in County Limerick on the west coast, sends approximately 14 ships per month directly to St Petersburg carrying alumina. This material is processed in Siberia into aluminium — a key component in modern weapons systems, aircraft, and military production. Exports have reportedly increased since the start of the full-scale invasion.
  • Hungary: Continues importing Russian fossil fuels, including gas and oil, sending direct payments to the Kremlin.
  • Slovakia: Still receives Russian pipeline gas and crude oil, channeling funds that help sustain Russia’s military operations.
  • Spain: Buys Russian liquefied natural gas (LNG), providing revenue to the same state launching drones and missiles.
  • Belgium: Also imports Russian LNG. Its leadership has offered little beyond excuses and justifications for the continued trade.
  • Netherlands: Allows Russian gas to flow through its infrastructure, maintaining an important transit and import role.
  • Portugal: Purchases Russian LNG. While volumes may be smaller, the principle remains: these transactions deliver funds to Russia.
  • Greece: Russian pipeline gas continues to move through its systems. Greek oil tankers continue to transport Russian gas and oil across the world.
  • Bulgaria: Remains part of the Russian gas supply chain.

These countries have publicly praised Ukraine’s resilience while their energy imports and material supplies help finance the very attacks occurring in Ukrainian cities.

A Russian missile does not distinguish between revenue from crude oil, LNG, pipeline gas, alumina, or regulatory loopholes – it all feeds the same war machine: the drones, tanks, and missiles deployed against civilian areas.

When European nations buy Russian gas and strategic materials in 2026, this is the highest level of immoral hypocrisy of this entire disgraceful episode.

When Russian-owned or strategically important industries maintain supply lines to Russia, this is thanks to the European Union nations steeped in utter corruption and contempt for Ukraine.

Public declarations of support for Ukraine at press conferences, paired with quietly sustained trade routes, produce these scenes: people emerging from shelters at dawn, searching for streets that may no longer exist, watching their families die, watching their friends die, watching their soldiers die defending their land.

Europe should not be shocked when it wakes up, turns on the news, and sees the consequences.

Follow the money. Purchases that enrich the Kremlin directly sustain the warfare visible on the ground in Ukraine. Continuing fuelling Russia’s war machine in 2026 is a despicable act of profound cowardice and hypocrisy. The hypocrisy committed by the corrupt European Union is immense, but there are no news stories in the media; there is no outrage by the MEPs in the EU parliament — only deathly silence.

FUEL CRISIS: Russian Brutes Turn On Each Other

Thanks to great Ukrainian tactical planning and clinical strikes on key oil infrastructure in Russia, the Russian brutes are now turning on each other in the streets, cities and towns as they queue for hours and days for a drop of fuel.

Naturally in a society where violence and severe levels of aggression are the norm, there is a lot of fighting going on at petrol stations and amongst the snaking queues.

Russians are some of the most impolite, brutal people who do not say “thank you’ and do not say “please”; they just take what they want when they want it, and it does not mean a thing if something belongs to someone else – they take it anyway.

This is the true spirit of the Russian nation, a brutal society entrenched in mercilessly cruel and oppressive violence and antipathy.

Russia and Russians are a blight on the globe, and if they were all to disappear tomorrow, the world would indeed be a better place.

Anyway, amongst all the blyats and sukas flying around with the fists, soon there could be a few nukes flying around as well because the Russians, as mentioned before, are a brutal, merciless and vindictive type who really see no problem with mutual self-destruction.

Crime Pays in the UK

When there is no law and order, when criminals are freed early from their sentences, when the police do nothing, what use is the law? Only chaos and crime prevail, and in the UK crime pays, and it pays well. We are living in a criminogenic society of endemic crime…the police are actively perpetuating crime because of their nonchalence and apathy. When people see that criminals are protected and free from punishment, they think it is okay to commit crime as well, because it not only pays well, but also a sustainable career choice. Citizens are routinely punished by the skewed courts that protect and value criminals more than ordinary citizens. In the UK, if you use violence to protect yourself or your family from harm, you will go to jail, and the criminal will be let off.

The UK is viewed as a criminal paradise by foreign criminals who flock to the country in their millions every year to fill their boots.

JUSTICE DOES NOT EXIST — THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS CONTROL OVER YOU

Forget about going to school or university or getting a job. None of that matters now. Careers these days that truly pay and are 100% secure are criminal activities. Even if you are nicked and receive a sentence, you will not go to jail for long. Many criminals actually view prison as a brief taxpayer funded free holiday away from the wife and the crying kids; their latest crime may have netted them hundreds of thousands of pounds, so a three-year stretch, cut down to one and a half years, is perfectly agreeable for that price. The overcrowded prisons are releasing dangerous criminals, murderers, rapists, thieves, and paedophiles early thanks to Labour’s justice secretary, David Lammy.

Crime really does pay in the UK, and crime pays real good …

 

Europe has defined digital sovereignty. Now it must execute it.

For years, digital sovereignty has been discussed as a political ambition and an ideal that often fell into the obscure realm of utopia. A necessary response to dependence, fragmentation, and the growing concentration of digital power in the hands of the very few as a main aspiration for the European economy.

We are moving past this point. In Europe, sovereignty became a market requirement, a procurement criterion for public funds, and a practical challenge for organisations that need to verify trust, ensure compliance, and keep control over their digital future.

That shift matters. As the EU has laid down the policy foundation, from the flagship Data Act and AI Act to the broader push for security, as well as the recent initiatives to define a framework for cloud sovereignty, or the recently announced Cloud and AI Development Act, the main question remains: how can we create a scalable European ecosystem that guarantees true sovereignty?

The policy foundation is there, whether its shape is final or in development. What is still missing is a common, widely adopted framework to turn these policy objectives into operational reality across providers, sectors, and countries. This is where Gaia-X enters the picture as the trust and orchestration layer that helps make sovereignty usable at scale.

What matters now is whether sovereignty can move coherently beyond shifting political definitions and become a clear, verifiable feature organisations can actually trust.

If organisations cannot verify where data is stored, who can access it, which laws apply, or whether compliance is continuously enforced, then sovereignty remains fragile and static. Gaia-X addresses this by building a shared trust framework that uses self-descriptions, verifiable credentials, compliance rules, and labels to make trust machine-readable and interoperable. In practical terms, that means moving from manual checks and point-in-time certification to automated verification and continuous compliance with EU policies in real time.

This is why the Gaia-X model is a fundamentally important one for Europe’s digital economy. It allows organisations to become sovereign by keeping control over their data and infrastructure while still participating in open, federated data-sharing ecosystems. It helps reduce lock-in, supports portability, and creates a level playing field in which cloud providers, data space initiatives, and sector-specific ecosystems can interoperate without giving up their own rules or identities. The end result for Europe’s innovation is supposed to be a federation: many providers and many use cases that all share one common foundation for trust.

The opportunity is technical, economic and strategic. A sovereignty model that can be verified and executed opens the door to procurement based on evidence, not marketing; to ecosystem growth based on interoperability, not isolation; and to innovation based on choice, not dependency.

We should make no mistake that in that sense, Gaia-X is helping Europe build the infrastructure of trust that its policies are demanding. If Europe wants digital sovereignty to matter, it must make it actionable. That means shifting from a language of control in principle to a system of control in practice.

We have a path forward: a federated model where sovereignty is verifiable, compliance is automated, and interoperability becomes the basis for scale. The next phase of Europe’s digital future will not be decided by policy alone. Even though policy plays an important role, the underlying adoption of sovereignty depends on whether the continent and its market can turn shared values into shared execution.

About me:

Robert Stefan Goia is an EU policy advisor and communications specialist based in Brussels, specialising in digital politics, European digital governance, cloud sovereignty, and AI regulation. With a background in European studies from KU Leuven and hands-on experience in policy analysis and public affairs, he combines political insight with strategic communication. His work reflects a consistent focus on European technological independence, data sovereignty, and the regulatory choices that will determine Europe’s digital future, including initiatives such as Gaia-X.