Dayum!!!! 10 Billion dollars…thas a lotta cash money!!! You Dropped a Bomb on Me!!!
BBC: “Why you wanna burn rubber on me!!!!”
Trump: “Outstanding!”
THIS CONCLUDES OUR TRIBUTE TO DONALD J TRUMP, THE GAP BAND, AND THE DISSOLUTION OF THE BBC.
Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews
The far-leftists and liberals in the West who enable and encourage terrorism against Jews were today celebrating as another massacre took place in Australia. Fifteen unarmed Jewish Australian civilians were massacred in cold blood to chants of “From the river to the sea”.
The leftist Australian government celebrated and honoured Hamas by rewarding them with a recognition of their terrorist state.
Antisemitism is habitually encouraged by the Labour leftist UK government, and Israel has been continuously punished for the crime of defending their nation after the October 7th massacres. Jews all over the globe have had to endure an increase in antisemitic sentiment, often encouraged by leftist governments and media.
Labour has rewarded the Hamas terrorists time after time, by recognising their terrorist Hamas state, and withholding weapons from Israel, thus aiding the terrorism.
The sinister left-leaning media, including the supremely biased BBC, has continually fuelled the fires of antisemitic violence, and they are all being utilised as tools by Hamas and Iran to create more hatred and violence against Jews outside and inside of Israel.
One thing is certain, because of the complicit cheering of terrorism by the West’s liberal and far-leftist Hamas sympathisers — the violence will continue and worsen day by day.
‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry
All those hundreds of thousands of young men from Third World countries coming into the ‘open borders’ UK illegally, giving attention to, and raping under-age English girls is posing a problem for the Marxist Green Party and its new leader Zack Polanski.
“I am sick of it! Why are all these young men from Afghanistan only paying attention to young English girls?
“I was in my bijoux Hackney flat and marvelling on how shiny my new Italian marble floor was, when I remembered I had another appointment at the Hackney Public Toilets, with some dirty old bugger.
“We need more diversity in public toilets, all I get is some old white man, I need those ‘open borders’ diversity with a young Afghan man or five — oof, rape me, beat me, whip me!”
The Green Party is fighting for more ‘open borders’ from the already ‘open borders’ of the UK under the current Labour government.
The Daily Squib Sold Out!
No! We did not sell out — we got sold out! The Daily Squib Anthology is sold out in the shops and now out of print. Thanks go to the publisher who had faith in the Daily Squib, a terminal project that is constantly under attack, and to our faithful readers.
We still have a few copies left, signed by the author, and we’re doing a Christmas giveaway via the banner on the front page.
Wishing you all a great festive season. We can barely walk in the Squib office and the parties have only just begun…hic!
“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”
Dear comrades, I am so happy today to announce that my policies of heavy punitive taxation to fund Big State salaries and pensions and the welfare state has contracted the economy by 0.1% according to the ONS statistics. Heavy taxation is a sure way to create un-growth, poverty and destitution.
Another Labour Recession
- Monthly GDP is estimated to have fallen by 0.1%, following a fall of 0.1% in September 2025 and no growth in August 2025.
- Services fell by 0.3% and construction fell by 0.6%.
- Production output fell by 0.5%, largely because of a fall in the manufacture of motor vehicles, trailers and semi-trailers in this period; this follows a fall of 0.5% in the three months to September 2025.
Laffer Curve?
The imaginary Black Holes we lied about to create an excuse to raise your taxes to the highest levels ever seen in the history of the country are testament to how one person’s lunatic actions can ruin an economy in record time.
My multiple budgets of doom have doomed you all to poverty, so now you have to work harder and for longer hours for nothing.
Now that all the wealthy have left the country due to my policies, it is up to “working people” to shoulder the entire burden.
Have a nice day. I leave you with the words of Vladimir Lenin: “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”
Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas
Here’s one for the books, Mark Rutte the NATO chief from the Netherlands says Europe must prepare for war with Russia, but one thing he seems to omit from his statement — the EU has been funding Russia for years by continuing to buy oil and gas from Russia, therefore Europe has been funding the Russian war machine all this time.
EU Suicide
China and India buy vast amounts of Russian oil and gas, then they put it into new containers, and ship it to Europe as repackaged gas and oil supplies. This has been going on throughout the Ukrainian invasion by Russia.
While Europe could buy Russian LNG for a lower price, it instead has to pay an average of five times more, just to virtue signal to the world that it won’t fund Putin’s regime, when in reality it is paying extra to both China and Russia, who are collecting a premium price thanks to the overall market conditions.
The proceeds of the revenue from China and India’s Russian oil and gas exports to the EU thus continues to fund the Russian military campaign in Ukraine, and bolster the Chinese military apparatus.
Today, Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, warned that Europe is Putin’s next target and faces a ‘scale of conflict our grandparents endured’. Well, he needs to just follow the money, and trail of gas and oil imports into Europe to see who the hell is funding Vladimir Putin’s meat grinder war, which is threatening Europe’s survival.
As the Greek oil tankers come into Europe daily from China and India full of Russian oil and gas, there is only one thing to say — why?
Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway
It’s impossible to leave the EU. That so-called Brexit never happened is proof right there.
Seasoned traitor to Britain, Keir Starmer is handing full control of the country over to Brussels as Chancellor Rachel Reeves is the latest Cabinet Minister to hint at joining the EU Customs Union. The thing is, apart from the customs union, nothing really changed after the hard won democratic referendum. The Tories, under Boris, squandered not only their electoral mandate but the continuation of Brexit — they just abandoned it.
Under the so-called Brexit, the UK still pays Brussels billions of pounds per year (pensions/salaries £3.4 billion) and the ECHR still dictates what the UK can and can’t do. The ECHR demands the UK has no borders, and no right to deport illegal asylum seekers, rapists, murderers.
Sorry Nigel Farage, but Labour are now pissing on the British flag and Brexit at the same time. But, still, do not shed any tears for Brexit, because it never happened in the first place.
There was no Singapore-on-the-Thames, there were no benefits to prices, there were no new hospitals, and the Brexit Bus that Boris rode around in is now impounded in a garage somewhere because it contravenes Euro road standards that never went away despite the so-called Brexit. The EU makes the regulations and rules, and the UK follows, and there’s nothing anyone in the UK can do about it, or are willing to do about it. Let’s face it, Brexit never happened, and will never happen.
Tu retournes en prison …
Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”
The Argentinian president Milei is set to visit the UK, the first time in decades, so that Argentina can have a weapons embargo lifted for high-end weaponry.
Naturally, Keir Starmer, an enemy of Britain and British interests, will give the Argies all the weapons they want so they can re-invade the Falkland Isles once again, this time with our own weapons.
Keir Starmer is no stranger to giving away British territory and has brokered an insane deal which will benefit China by giving away sovereign British territory (Chagos Islands) and paying Belt and Road Initiative prisoners Mauritius hundreds of billions of pounds to lease out our own fucking territory.
If it comes to another conflict — we’re fucked, but then again no enemy has perpetrated as much harm on Britain than Keir Starmer and his lunatic Labour Party full of traitors, cheats, liars and Marxist scum.
Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight
In a groundbreaking revelation sure to shock absolutely no one, researchers at the Institute of Oversimplified Economics announced today that the world’s largest socialist pyramid scheme has finally been identified, and no, it’s not crypto this time.
According to their study, whenever a worker earns £500, a mysterious government tax gnome immediately appears, gently confiscates the cash, and redistributes it in crisp £100 notes to exactly five individuals designated as “Officially Lazy But a Guaranteed Labour Voter™.”
The process is reportedly seamless:
- The socialist government loses one vote.
- The socialist government gains five votes from the five lazy recipients.
- And the government appointed gnome gains another term in office.
- Rinse and repeat.
“We were stunned,” said lead researcher Dr Sophie Liszt. “For years, people assumed redistribution was complicated. Turns out, it’s just a really enthusiastic gnome with a quota.”
The study further revealed that the recipients of the £100 payments use the money primarily for life essentials such as booze, fags, spliffs, holidays, and subscriptions to streaming services they promise they’ll cancel “next month.”
Political analysts warn that if this trend continues, the Great Socialist Pyramid of Redistribution may soon rival the actual pyramids of Giza, except with more paperwork and fewer mummies.
When asked what citizens should do about this alarming discovery, Dr Sophie Liszt offered clear advice:
“Honestly? Maybe talk to an actual economist. Preferably, one without socialist government gnomes handing out stolen cash for votes.”
Poor bloke only gets £4,900 a month in benefits and he’s not a scrounged he says. 🤡🤬
Imagine how he’d cope and how much he’d earn by working.🤬 pic.twitter.com/TJPVyJ1bY5
— Matt Casey 🏴 🇬🇧 (@MattCas04807118) November 24, 2025
BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration
During an announcement declaring how much the EU protects “free speech”, Ursula von der Leyen watched calmly as a man was arrested for protesting, and exercising his right to free speech in the EU.
This obviously goes down as a “beyond satire” moment.
Nothing else can really be said about this … apart from who is following who?
Is the UK following the EU or is it the other way around regarding “free speech” which is now practically banned in both Europe and the UK.
