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TERRORISM WORKS – Comrade Starmer Rewards Hamas For Their Terrorism

GAZA - Comrade Starmer has rewarded and celebrated Hamas for their wonderful role in terrorism in aiding the perpetual war in the Middle East region.

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Comrades, the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is rewarding terror group Hamas for the atrocities committed on the October 7th attacks on Israel and the resulting war in Gaza. We are rewarding the terrorists because the PRSB and our socialist partner in France recognise the State of Palestine, which is ruled with an iron fist by the terrorist Jihadist group Hamas.

Hamas is the catalyst for the death and starvation of the people of Gaza, and we recognise and celebrate this wonderful achievement.

Terrorism works, and we are proud to endorse the terrorists who through cold-blooded murder and rocket attacks on Israel have created a never-ending war that resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths.

The more the Palestinian people of Gaza die and suffer — the stronger the message of Hamas.

We do not care about the Israeli hostages or the Israeli people, or the Palestinian people for that matter, they are mere chess pieces in the ultimate game of terror that Hamas is playing to create more bloodshed and chaos in the region.

This is what terrorists like Hamas do, this is their job — terror, and they are doing a magnificent job. For this — we salute and acknowledge Hamas.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain can only look up to our heroes Hamas, and aspire to be like them in sowing discord, war, chaos and atrocities that brings joy to the Labour Party.

We stand with you Hamas today in the creation of your terrorist state, because what you have achieved through terrorism can only be commended and celebrated.

Seriously, this is proof that terrorism does achieve many things, and we hope by recognising Hamas and their terror we will encourage more terrorists around the globe to do the same thing. The world needs more terrorists like Hamas to attack nations out of nowhere with no warning, just as long as they do not do it to the PRSB it’s okay with us.

Hail Hamas! Hail terror! We salute the terrorists who changed the world for the worse, and desecrated any chance of peace in the Middle East. I welcome more war, more terror and a perpetual conflict in the Middle East that will last for the next five or six decades or more, hopefully.

INGSOC NOTICE T-3-44-0-4157-1-0

JANICE BUCKETFRIT, 24, OF FUCK JEW ROAD, LUTON HAS BEEN AWARDED 0.003 GRAMS INCREASE IN FLOUR RATIONS AND GIVEN 0.0001 EXTRA GRAMS OF PEPPER AS WELL AS A BOX OF USED TAMPONS. SHE REPORTED A FAMILY OF 12 JEWS FOR DENOUNCING HAMAS, COMMENTING THAT THE PALESTINIAN STATE SHOULD NOT BE RUN BY TERRORISTS. THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF TUESDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Starmer and that throwback lowbrow ape Laimy have really gone and done it now. They created perverse incentives for Hamas to extend the fighting in Gaza for a couple of months not only that he has also made the release of Israeli hostages less likely.

    Hamas will drag out the war and they will be rewarded by the clueless pieces of sh=t in Labour with recognition of a Palestine State. That’s a great incentive right there. I bet the hostages are being lined up right now against some bunker wall and offed.

  2. Virtue signalling spittoon Keir Starmer’s threat to recognise Palestine if Israel does not end its war in Gaza and commit to a two-state solution is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in many years. All this is saying to Hamas is to prolong the war until Keir Starmer’s deadline and he will recognise the Palestine state. Is this idiot for real?

    • No one takes this irrelevant lame duck pissant seriously anyway. You think Netanyahu is gonna listen to this guy who has zero power to do anything? It’s laughable!

  3. Is this satire? No way is Labour going to recognise Hamas! I voted for them in the last election. If this is the case I will dump my membership as well.

  4. This is good news for global terrorism. Keir Starmer and Labour are recognizing the work of terrorists like Hamas to create the Palestinian State.

    Terrorists like Al Qaeda and ISIS have been legtimized and will be given terrorist states too.

    Thank you Keir Starmer and the UK Labour Party for rewarding terrorism.

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