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Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers

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Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers

Comrades, we have great news regarding your council tax payments going up by as much as 60% per annum. Yes, you are paying for a great service to house all the young leering men from Third World countries like France who have come to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain on rubber dinghies across the Channel. Your help is crucial for housing these fake asylum seekers in luxury 4-star hotels where they can enjoy room service 24 hours a day and massages, along with gym sessions and excursions to the local areas where they can leer at all the English girls, maybe dabbling in a bit of how’s your father.

In this respect, comrades, we need you plebs to work longer hours in your dead-end jobs and to be thankful that you are providing a service to the hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers who come to our illustrious shores each month.

Because of the deluge of illegal visitors to the PRSB, the NHS, schools, and transport services will be limited due to the increase in numbers. Benefits for citizens will be cut and funds diverted to the 4-star hotels housing the fake asylum seekers in luxury. Your council tax increases will help to pay for the 4-star hotels.

All public services which were previously available to citizens will not be available except for high party Labour members, train drivers, civil servants, NHS, union and council bosses.

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JOHN SMITH, 43, OF 109 TONYBLIAR ROAD, ROMFORD, SECTOR 231, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN JAILED FOR LIFE IN GRIMSBY GULAG 43-A FOR VOICING HIS CONCERNS ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN HIS AREA. HE WAS FOUND OUT AND REPORTED BY HIS MANAGER WHILST AT WORK ON MONDAY. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

Hygienic Indian Street Food Style Stalls Coming to the UK

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Hygienic Indian Street Food Style Stalls Coming to the UK

The UK is now adapting Indian street food style stalls at every corner, with an English touch of course.

India has a wonderful vibrant culture with the streets teeming with vendors, street food, shops, elephants, cows, bicycles, scooters and even thousands upon thousands of big juicy bluebottle flies.

Well, we’ve got the fever in the UK, we also want a bit of the delicious looking delights the Indians eat daily. Forget about such trivial matters like hygiene, if you sneeze, make sure it’s into the pot. Indian street food is renowned around the world for its culinary excellence.

Bare feet are essential, and ear wax. Did you know that if you dump your ear wax into the food, it adds a lovely piquancy to the overall taste of the dish? Never wash your hands before handling food, it is sacrilegious to do so. Instead, embellish the culinary delights you create with all sorts of bacteria that you will never know or care about.

The stuff that builds up between your toes, rub it with gusto, dig the fuckers out and flick into the food. It’s ready to serve, just like they do in Bhangarabad or some other exotic location in Southall.

Fury as “Two-word” Comment Sums Up Daily Express Headline

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Fury as “Two-word” Comment Sums Up Daily Express Headline

This seems to be the new word counting format for headlines at the Daily Express these days, where fluff seems to be de rigueur.

No this is not about the exciting 7-word comment that Trump made to Melania, or the 4-word putdown about the latest Meghan PR failure, instead it is about the Daily Express and has stoked fury amongst its readers and staffers alike.

Naturally, the key is to not give away much in the headline, and the first three quarters of the article has to build up to the “information” the reader was initially searching for whilst clicking on the clickbait article.

When you finally get to the so-called x-word(s) comment referenced in the title, you tragically realise it is just another clickbait article, as is much on the internet these days. If you have an adblocker on your browser like 99% of internet users have, you will have been spared the pop-ups, the pop-downs, the flashing boxes, the myriad of garish ads bombarding your eyeballs, and you will continue doom-scrolling the internet(s).

Oh, and the 2-word comment was “really predictable”.

No doubt, the furious DE response to this DS outrage will be the age-old 2-word remedy — “fuck off!”

Unfortunately China is Now Too Big to Fail

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Unfortunately China is Now Too Big to Fail

The Marxists in the West who built up China over the decades have created a grotesque, over-sized monster that if throttled and subdued will cause irreparable damage to the West. Cue Trump, et voila, he’s trying to put a spanner in the works with China with all these insane tariffs but in doing so it damages the USA, therefore it is rather counterproductive to say the least.

The fact is that China is preparing for war, irrespective of trade tariffs or anything else. It has already built up its military, it has already factored in economic losses, it has already stolen as much intellectual property as it could from the West, now is the time for action.

What Trump has to do now is row back on the tariffs, and utilise other means to form a more level playing field within the world of commerce. This is why there is an IMF, and the International Monetary Fund can be utilised to steer the Chinese threat away with less corrosive methods that will cause only modest fear in the markets and not total collapse.

The stock markets are ruled by jumping jackasses who go crying to the sell button as soon as anything happens. The cowardice and fear that is the stick, a lot of the time, supersedes the carrot. This is what Trump possibly does not understand, as he goes clod hopping all over the fucking place without a thought for the intricate nuances and complex global economic systems that keep supply chains moving.

In all respects, there has to be a “no man” amongst all the “yes men” in the White House somewhere to whisper the hard truths to Trump and not be afraid to do so either. That’s the only thing that will preserve some kind of sanity within the entire shit show.

Yes, China is a threat, but shooting yourself in the foot with a Blunderbuss is an even bigger fucking threat.

 

Giuffre Does an Epstein

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Giuffre Does an Epstein

It never ends well for the compromised. As intermittent news filters through that Virginia Giuffre, much like Jeffrey Epstein, has allegedly committed suicide, many will take that at face value, but others will understand.

Squealers, and those who have the potential to squeal, do not live long, and both Epstein and Giuffre were victims of this very doctrine.

For some reason, Robert Maxwell’s daughter is hanging in there. There have been no weird Diana/Giuffre car crashes, no entire racks of CCTVs mysteriously being switched off, and no hushed up suicides dismissed by “investigators” as not suspicious.

What does Maxwell have up her sleeve that has somehow protected her thus far? If she is bluffing, they will soon find out, and it will be another “suicide” or “accident” or “prison fight” or simply “ill health”.

The key to the system hierarchy is that things have to look natural. They do not do “messy”, they like clean jobs that look authentic. Time is also a factor depending on the case, of course. Retribution will always come.

Time for a celebratory slap-up meal at the Woking Pizza Express.

 

Experts: Britain Needs to be More Serious About War and Defence

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Experts: Britain Needs to be More Serious About War and Defence

In uncertain times like this, economic turmoil always precedes physical war. The scenario of indeterminacy underlines a predominant global movement towards all out global warfare, whether it is the South China Sea, Ukraine, Kashmir, Syria, Sudan, Yemen wherever …

The British people need to be prepared. War is coming, and when it does, those who are not prepared will be caught short. Every family must have provisions for at least a month, minimum. Water, food, batteries, solar, medicine, and even though it is illegal to defend yourself in the UK, have a few baseball bats handy. Depending on the event, there may not be any police around or any other assistance.

Britain should adopt a long-term military mindset, with military training in schools. Compulsory military service should be re-introduced for all citizens of age. The youth need to be taught useful skills that would be actionable on a battlefield. The right to own guns for responsible citizens should be re-instated.

Military spending should be increased by over 60% instead of spending money on wasteful, profligate Net Zero projects and welfare. The budget for welfare can be absorbed by the military by moving many welfare recipients directly into the military system, where they will be trained.

Britain needs to open up the reserves of remaining gas, and start digging and exploring for more oil fields within its waters. Fracking is perfectly safe and will open millions of tonnes of resources. Open up the coal mines. Open up the shipyards, and the steel factories. Net Zero is a utopian dream that can only work with a population reduced by 90%. It leaves Britain especially vulnerable in a war scenario.

When Russia/China attacks, the internet cables/satellites will be the first thing to go. Multiple points will most probably be destroyed. Britain’s infrastructure must therefore be able to switch immediately to other means of communication and administration. If there is an EMP burst, Faraday cages must be utilised to protect electronics.

There is no certainty of any help from the UK government under Labour, or the United States, or the EU. In this regard, many citizens will have to fend for themselves, although it is hoped that there will be some assistance from the current administration, they are wholly incompetent.

Be prepared now.

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Great Combat Footage: Ukraine Soldiers Ambush Russians in Donetsk

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Great Combat Footage: Ukraine Soldiers Ambush Russians in Donetsk

The combat footage is almost like a CoD game, and involves the brave soldiers of the Police Rifle Battalion ambushing a number of Russian soldiers in the Donetsk region, towards Toretsk.

The Ukrainians are utilising drones to assist their soldiers in rooting out and finishing off the Russian invaders. Some drones are also armed with explosives and can cause devastating damage to a human body. Russian conscripts are literally being blown to bits, some flying in all directions. They are abandoned by their platoons when injured or lost. The Russian command structure treats their soldiers like cannon fodder. We cannot show the videos here out of discretion.

The lifespan of most Russian conscripts is about three weeks, if they are lucky. Unfortunately, possibly the same for the Ukrainians.

This is trench warfare but with a twist, there is nowhere to hide because the air is swarming with drones. In WW1 and WW2, there was no such technology, therefore soldiers had a better chance of survival. This is not the case any more.

Future warfare will include more robotics, and more drones. China is developing vast arrays of military capable robots. Russia is presumably doing the same.

We are on the cusp of a deadly turn of modern warfare, where humans will be deemed almost useless on the battlefield.

Peace in Our Time

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Peace in Our Time

“Peace in our time? We’re going to allow the Russians to re-build their shattered economy by lifting sanctions, we’re going to allow Putin to re-build his army, keep Ukrainian stolen territory, and we’re going to make some dodgy energy deals with Russia and the USA along with plundering the natural resources of Ukraine. We’re also gonna forbid the Ukrainians from joining NATO and won’t guarantee their security. Did I say that right, Vlad? Did I forget anything?” Trump said on Thursday during another meandering speech.

SURRENDER

Appeasing Hitler in 1938 with the Munich Agreement did not work either.

Now Putin just got the green light for Poland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. That’s just the beginning, what happens after that is going to be a real shit show.

Little incursions first, here or there. Under the new world order, invasion is permitted as long as you are a good Christian like Putin.

Once the territory is invaded, keep it. It’s that simple. Time is the measure here, if you can keep the territory you invaded for long enough, then apathy is your saviour.

Putin is the Grandmaster, he plays the long game. As Neville Chamberlain said in 1938 just before Hitler invaded Poland: “Peace in our time!”

Zelensky is Right to Oppose Trump Giving Crimea Away to Putin

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Zelensky is Right to Oppose Trump Giving Crimea Away to Putin

Trump wants Ukraine to accept that the Crimean Peninsula should be given away to the Russian invaders to solidify some sort of cockamamie peace deal. Not only does that violate International law, but it’s akin to some Mexican dictator invading Texas, and taking a quarter of it over. Would the Americans bend over the table and take it up the ass if someone told them to accept that a major portion of Texas is now Mexican? No way! The brave Americans would fight with all their might to get rid of the Mexican invaders. Well, the same applies to Ukraine, and the Ukrainians should be supported fully for refusing to bow down to an invader.

Constructive criticism for Trump

If this kind of thing becomes the de facto policy of international relations, every despot and tyrant across the globe will get the green light to invade a country, hold out for a bit, then get Trump to come along and tell them they can keep that territory now and the USA will recognise it as well legally.

Maybe the kompromat got to Trump or something, but he needs to realise that not many countries will bend over for an invader like the tyrant Putin, even for some kind of peace. What kind of peace is that, anyway? Now you have some Russian killers right there in Ukraine, they have your territory, your land, your people.

Trump needs to go back to fucking up the global economy and flip-flopping from one thing to the next. Zelensky needs to stick to his guns, and the brave Ukrainians should never give up. Putin and the Russians need a lesson in manners, with a good beating.

Comrades, Wonderful News About Our Big State Borrowing £137.3 Billion

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Comrades, Wonderful News About Our Big State Borrowing £137.3 Billion

Commissar Reeves of the People’s Soviet Tax Ministry of Soviet Britain made another joyful announcement today about our beloved Big State borrowing.

“Comrades, my growth policies of taxing the proles by £40 billion, increasing business bureaucracy and regulation, and ruining the economy have worked wonders in destroying growth.

“In the interest of Big State spending, salaries, and pensions, train driver salaries, Marxist unions, council bosses, civil servants, NHS bosses etc. I will be increasing state borrowing again so that our debt level of £2.8 trillion is well on track to meeting our target £6.4 trillion by 2029.

“It is your duty as a worker to work harder in your shit jobs, and continue to try to run a business under the anti-capitalist environment I have created so that high party members and Big State apparatchiks can live the life of Riley off your fucking peasant backs. Thank you. Now, fuck off.”

Under the joyous rule of Commissar Reeves and her budget, benefits spending has risen by £2.5 billion to £26 billion. Central Big State departments spent £36.9 billion – up by £3.2 billion – on salary increases, foreign flights, parties, heating, second homes, safari trips and home renovations.

Interest payments on Soviet Britain’s £2.8 trillion national debt also rose, costing £4.3 billion last month, but this is fine because the debt will be left for the next generations to pay for it. It’s not our problem comrades, we are socialists. Relax! Now keep on spending!

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